I want something specific sexually that my wife just can't give me. She's

I want something specific sexually that my wife just can't give me. She's
tried and tried, and either she literally can't do it or just won't do it at this point. What are the ways to get what I want in 2024? Tinder and stuff feels like an awful idea. DMs on Tiktok or Instagram?? I live like five miles from a major university, surely there's at least one girl within a reasonable distance who would be interested? No white knights please, I'm just curious.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get on Grindr if you want your butthole stretched that much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great. Before a bunch of morons pile on, I want a girl who can legitimately deepthroat. My dick is too big for her to do it. We've tried for multiple years now, it's not going to happen. And the thought of literally never experiencing it ever again in my life sucks, plain and simple.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro what. That's your big fantasy? Getting deepthroated doesn't even feel particularly good. Especially if you have a big dick. The esophagus will crush you and make the insides of your dick touch, which is a horrifying sensation.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, speak for yourself. I love it, and it's partly just about facefricking the girl. Some girls love it too. I just want a Young Throats experience. Where do I find the girls though??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you seriously want to cheat on your wife just to get a deepthroat?
        proof we live in an unjust world is homosexuals like this get married

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just like, your opinion man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, he's right. OP is a homosexual.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if it is more funny or depressing that morons like you walk this earth.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sad fricking loser, at least something that actually feels good...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dang I guess I was just imagining that it felt good, huh?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        get fricked Black person

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to your wife

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd really rather not

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not anon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure you can figure it out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a mind reader

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a prostitute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm practically 100% positive that there's a girl in the next town over who I don't need to pay. I just have no idea how to make that connection.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm practically 100% positive that there's a girl in the next town over who I don't need to pay. I just have no idea how to make that connection.

      Charlie Sheen: "I don't pay them to come over; I pay them to leave"

      but perhaps you should stop making sex such a massive part of your life and focus on tantrically loving your wife instead

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh God, is this all about deep throat? You do know it's a legend, don't you? Linda Lovelace had to be hypnotised to kill her gag reflex, and the rest was faked with camera angles.

    Idiot guys who demand it and idiot girls who attempt it to please them all discover that even if they manage it, it isn't worth the effort. ALL the pleasure opportunities for both parties are at the shallow end.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      U srs? Is this pasta? I've had sex with other girls who can do it and enjoy it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolute Black person mentality

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical man. Everything is about their dick. And you wonder why women all over the world are choosing not to marry, not to have children and ok with remaining single and free.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And you wonder why women all over the world are choosing not to marry, not to have children and ok with remaining single and free.
      It goes both ways doesn't it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And yet the men here who call him out are single and he isnt. Really makes you think!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm trying to find one of those girls who just wants some no-strings-attached dick in her throat.

      And yet the men here who call him out are single and he isnt. Really makes you think!

      It's wild to me that we're 20 posts in and no one is actually talking about ways to find someone to hook up with. Dead fricking internet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's wild to me that we're 20 posts in and no one is actually talking about ways to find someone to hook up with. Dead fricking internet.
        I think it's because many of us are tired of watching the world burn. It was novel to watch morons frick up their lives in the 90's because the internet was novel, but the debauchery is getting stale.
        "Oh look, anon number 57 gorrillion wants to cheat on his wife. Haha so fun, just like the last 23 thousand identical posts."

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >many of us are tired of watching the world burn
          Get in line, gay. There have been sanctimonious pricks for eons but they just recently started using the internet to enforce their neo-puritanism on everyone. Tell me how some random dude you don't even know getting his dick sucked affects your life in any material way.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board blows, there used to be threads like this all the time a few years ago but now it's all a bunch of sanctimonious crybabies.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone at all???

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my wife are swingers. Honestly, the amount of work it takes to get women for a hook up is exhausting. Dating is simpler, most women want the chance of dating even if they don't say it. I don't enjoy lying, so prostitutes are easier. I recommend hunting around for a website that has local profiles. If they list a phone #, don't pay ahead and use discreet language in the texts. Massage parlors are an option, but they usually try to rush you out unless you find one thats cool. In current day, massage parlors where I live charge $200 for the boom boom. So that's what I compare escorts to. If they offer $200 for a specified amount of time like 30 min. its likely a better deal. But escorts require a tad more hassle, can't just drop in at a moments notice and some escorts are super flakey or scams.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alternatively if you arent ready to give up on your marriage, you can try drugs that might help you rekindle your romantic feelings with your wife. Like Molly or Mescaline. If both of you do it together, even if you don't have sex, you might talk together and get in touch with what you really love about each other. That romantic intimacy is what makes sex the best rather than anything else.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I don't enjoy lying, so prostitutes are easier.
      Does your wife know about the prostitutes?

      Why not anon?

      I'm not a mind reader

      The entire point is to not humiliate her. If you sit your partner down and basically beg to frick someone else they might agree to it, but they'll always feel cucked after that.

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