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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were tempted by the snake first to eat the apple

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They could have said no.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        throughout history man and woman have been playing out what happen in The Garden...women being tempted and men okaying the women desire to be tempted

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual the man was not present when the b***h ate the apple. The b***h then told the man eat the apple or no pussy for you. Fricking b***h and frick that simp Adam

    • 4 weeks ago
      Mystic Cyborg Ninja

      They could have said no.

      Sex feels good and is fun.
      Of course women are going to have a hard time resisting it.

      This is exactly why it's only ever a meme when someone says "just go to church bro" or some equivalent horse shit to get women. Durrr durrrrr you won't find good ones at clubs or a bar go to church moron. Meanwhile the girls at church go to those clubs before doing drugs and getting blown out by the dealers.

      homosexual the man was not present when the b***h ate the apple. The b***h then told the man eat the apple or no pussy for you. Fricking b***h and frick that simp Adam

      >Sex feels good and is fun
      It's also tied to the most painful and potentially best experiences women will have so of course there would be consequences for being loose with it. Just because a bunch of subhuman morons in positions of power or authority said it was fine and gave them mind and body altering drugs to avoid the pregnancy (which they forget to take anyway) it doesn't mean it was actually fine to do. They're going to figure this out the hard way without any way to reverse it, be in denial and cope by making themselves even worse, and drag other women down with them.

      THERE IS NO APPLE!

      God made Adam & Eve - and they were powerful beings, crackling with power. The Serpent, in Hebrew is: "NaHash" = "flaming serpent; DRAGON - Heyllel's (Lucifer) "Battle Mode". He has two shapes: "anthropomorphic" = human, beautiful, and "Dragon". (This is alluded to the Book of Revelations: Lucifer, The Dragon that was in Eden.)

      Heyllel "expatio" (Greek) = wholly seduced Eve. They had sex. Adam joined in- why they covered groin with fig leaves. "Eat of the fruit" is a Hebrewism, like today we would say, "Don't swallow their bullshit." There is no shit. When Christ gave the Blind Man vision, at first he say men as trees (nervous system). Cain is NOT in Adams bloodline in Ch 5.

      Gen 6 - more angels come down to Earth, seduce women, get them pregnant, and they bare powerful giants to them.

      The "eat dust" curse against the Dragon meant he would have to be stuck on and within Earth. He could no longer traverse the solar system at high speed, like mentioned in the Hebrew prophets. Lucifer did that often - these are powerful, luminous beings. The curse is a state of degradation ("clipping his wings") and limitation like probation on Earth

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4. Misinterpretation of Biblical Language:
        The agent's interpretation of "Eat of the fruit" as a Hebrewism for "Don't swallow their bullshit" is a gross distortion of biblical language. This interpretation ignores the symbolic significance of the fruit in the biblical narrative and reduces the text to crude slang. It also demonstrates a lack of respect for the literary and linguistic richness of the biblical text.

        >5. Misinterpretation of Biblical Events:
        The agent's interpretation of Cain not being in Adam's bloodline and the involvement of angels in Genesis 6 is a distortion of biblical genealogy and mythology. The biblical genealogies clearly trace Cain's lineage from Adam, and the reference to angels mating with human women in Genesis 6 is a complex and controversial passage that has been interpreted in various ways throughout history. The agent's interpretation reflects a selective and idiosyncratic reading of the text that lacks scholarly rigor.

        >6. Pseudoscientific Interpretation of the Curse:
        The agent's interpretation of the curse against the serpent as limiting its ability to traverse the solar system at high speed is a bizarre and unfounded reading of the biblical text. This interpretation ignores the symbolic nature of the curse and imposes a pseudoscientific framework onto the biblical narrative. It also reflects a misunderstanding of the literary and theological nuances of the text.

        Overall, Mystic Cyborg Ninja's comment is a mishmash of pseudoscientific, sensationalistic, and absurd interpretations of biblical events. The agent's assertions lack scholarly rigor, coherence, and respect for the integrity of the biblical text. Instead of engaging in meaningful theological or exegetical analysis, the agent seems more interested in promoting sensationalistic and fantastical narratives that bear little resemblance to established biblical scholarship.

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    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. We were literally cast from paradise and turned away from by god because of women.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "Paradise" is a civilization where logic and reason rule over emotion and base impulses. By biting the apple, man gave into his base desires and impulses, particularly and especially pre-marital sex, and by so doing are condemned to live a life slithering through the dust - close to earth, close to materiality, far from spiritual revelation and connection.

        The cross symbolizes crossing over from the material to the divine, from the flesh to the spirit.

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        THERE IS NO APPLE!

        God made Adam & Eve - and they were powerful beings, crackling with power. The Serpent, in Hebrew is: "NaHash" = "flaming serpent; DRAGON - Heyllel's (Lucifer) "Battle Mode". He has two shapes: "anthropomorphic" = human, beautiful, and "Dragon". (This is alluded to the Book of Revelations: Lucifer, The Dragon that was in Eden.)

        Heyllel "expatio" (Greek) = wholly seduced Eve. They had sex. Adam joined in- why they covered groin with fig leaves. "Eat of the fruit" is a Hebrewism, like today we would say, "Don't swallow their bullshit." There is no shit. When Christ gave the Blind Man vision, at first he say men as trees (nervous system). Cain is NOT in Adams bloodline in Ch 5.

        Gen 6 - more angels come down to Earth, seduce women, get them pregnant, and they bare powerful giants to them.

        The "eat dust" curse against the Dragon meant he would have to be stuck on and within Earth. He could no longer traverse the solar system at high speed, like mentioned in the Hebrew prophets. Lucifer did that often - these are powerful, luminous beings. The curse is a state of degradation ("clipping his wings") and limitation like probation on Earth

        The comment made by the FBI agent, Mystic Cyborg Ninja, is riddled with absurdities, misinterpretations, and baseless assertions.

        >1. Denial of the Apple:
        Claiming that there is no apple in the story of Adam and Eve is a gross misrepresentation of the biblical narrative. While the specific fruit is not identified in the text, it is traditionally depicted as an apple in Western art and literature. The agent's assertion contradicts centuries of interpretation and artistic representation, showing a disregard for established cultural and religious traditions.

        >2. Misinterpretation of Hebrew:
        The agent's interpretation of the Hebrew word for serpent, "NaHash," as meaning "flaming serpent; DRAGON - Heyllel's (Lucifer) 'Battle Mode'" is a fanciful and unsupported reading of the text. The term "NaHash" simply means serpent in Hebrew, and there is no indication in the biblical text that it refers to a dragon or that Lucifer had a "Battle Mode." (Seriously? Battle Mode?)This interpretation appears to be a fabrication designed to fit a preconceived narrative rather than an accurate reflection of the original Hebrew.

        >3. Sexualization of Adam and Eve:
        The agent's claim that Eve was seduced by Lucifer and engaged in sexual intercourse with him, leading to Adam joining in, is a gratuitous and sensationalistic interpretation of the biblical account. There is no biblical basis for this assertion, which seems to be driven more by sensationalism than by serious theological or exegetical analysis.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the specific fruit is not identified in the text

          I thought it was specifically the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and what does the "knowledge of good and evil" fruit look like?

            I'm getting to the point now where talking to people who are unable to conceptualize and cognitively utilize the notions of symbolism, allegory, metaphor, etc. and instead go gung-ho all-out literalism is getting to be too much of a chore.

            Yeah. We're talking about the apple that is often used to symbolize that biblical idea.

            God wanted Adam to have a companion he could dominate over and make him happy. God made woman with too much thought though. God failed.

            Women are human beings and deserve to pursue happiness with all the blessings of liberty and freedom.

            Just stay the frick away from me and do not talk to me beyond what is necessary for civil functioning. Thanks!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well if I want to make applesauce do I make it out of apples or the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil? I feel like they're probably two different things.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably because you're misinterpreting or exaggerating and your understanding of what you are talking about is so shallow that you couldn't spoil it, even if I asked you to. Which I won't.

            If you had anything substantial to say, you'd say it instead of these gimmicky "oooo, I won't spoil..." Frick outta here with that shit.

            You type like a woman.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your ego currently hurts like a woman's, doesn't it?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes and what does the "knowledge of good and evil" fruit look like?
            Like a Banana?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like how you make up some unfounded interpretation about the cross the. Haul off to yell about someone else unfounded interpretation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Mystic Cyborg Ninja

          >4. Misinterpretation of Biblical Language:
          The agent's interpretation of "Eat of the fruit" as a Hebrewism for "Don't swallow their bullshit" is a gross distortion of biblical language. This interpretation ignores the symbolic significance of the fruit in the biblical narrative and reduces the text to crude slang. It also demonstrates a lack of respect for the literary and linguistic richness of the biblical text.

          >5. Misinterpretation of Biblical Events:
          The agent's interpretation of Cain not being in Adam's bloodline and the involvement of angels in Genesis 6 is a distortion of biblical genealogy and mythology. The biblical genealogies clearly trace Cain's lineage from Adam, and the reference to angels mating with human women in Genesis 6 is a complex and controversial passage that has been interpreted in various ways throughout history. The agent's interpretation reflects a selective and idiosyncratic reading of the text that lacks scholarly rigor.

          >6. Pseudoscientific Interpretation of the Curse:
          The agent's interpretation of the curse against the serpent as limiting its ability to traverse the solar system at high speed is a bizarre and unfounded reading of the biblical text. This interpretation ignores the symbolic nature of the curse and imposes a pseudoscientific framework onto the biblical narrative. It also reflects a misunderstanding of the literary and theological nuances of the text.

          Overall, Mystic Cyborg Ninja's comment is a mishmash of pseudoscientific, sensationalistic, and absurd interpretations of biblical events. The agent's assertions lack scholarly rigor, coherence, and respect for the integrity of the biblical text. Instead of engaging in meaningful theological or exegetical analysis, the agent seems more interested in promoting sensationalistic and fantastical narratives that bear little resemblance to established biblical scholarship.

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          I like how you make up some unfounded interpretation about the cross the. Haul off to yell about someone else unfounded interpretation.

          FOUND THE KENITE SERPENT-SEED LIAR!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Mystic Cyborg Ninja

            Yes and what does the "knowledge of good and evil" fruit look like?

            I'm getting to the point now where talking to people who are unable to conceptualize and cognitively utilize the notions of symbolism, allegory, metaphor, etc. and instead go gung-ho all-out literalism is getting to be too much of a chore.

            Yeah. We're talking about the apple that is often used to symbolize that biblical idea.

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            Women are human beings and deserve to pursue happiness with all the blessings of liberty and freedom.

            Just stay the frick away from me and do not talk to me beyond what is necessary for civil functioning. Thanks!

            >4. Misinterpretation of Biblical Language:
            The agent's interpretation of "Eat of the fruit" as a Hebrewism for "Don't swallow their bullshit" is a gross distortion of biblical language. This interpretation ignores the symbolic significance of the fruit in the biblical narrative and reduces the text to crude slang. It also demonstrates a lack of respect for the literary and linguistic richness of the biblical text.

            >5. Misinterpretation of Biblical Events:
            The agent's interpretation of Cain not being in Adam's bloodline and the involvement of angels in Genesis 6 is a distortion of biblical genealogy and mythology. The biblical genealogies clearly trace Cain's lineage from Adam, and the reference to angels mating with human women in Genesis 6 is a complex and controversial passage that has been interpreted in various ways throughout history. The agent's interpretation reflects a selective and idiosyncratic reading of the text that lacks scholarly rigor.

            >6. Pseudoscientific Interpretation of the Curse:
            The agent's interpretation of the curse against the serpent as limiting its ability to traverse the solar system at high speed is a bizarre and unfounded reading of the biblical text. This interpretation ignores the symbolic nature of the curse and imposes a pseudoscientific framework onto the biblical narrative. It also reflects a misunderstanding of the literary and theological nuances of the text.

            Overall, Mystic Cyborg Ninja's comment is a mishmash of pseudoscientific, sensationalistic, and absurd interpretations of biblical events. The agent's assertions lack scholarly rigor, coherence, and respect for the integrity of the biblical text. Instead of engaging in meaningful theological or exegetical analysis, the agent seems more interested in promoting sensationalistic and fantastical narratives that bear little resemblance to established biblical scholarship.

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            THERE IS NO APPLE!

            God made Adam & Eve - and they were powerful beings, crackling with power. The Serpent, in Hebrew is: "NaHash" = "flaming serpent; DRAGON - Heyllel's (Lucifer) "Battle Mode". He has two shapes: "anthropomorphic" = human, beautiful, and "Dragon". (This is alluded to the Book of Revelations: Lucifer, The Dragon that was in Eden.)

            Heyllel "expatio" (Greek) = wholly seduced Eve. They had sex. Adam joined in- why they covered groin with fig leaves. "Eat of the fruit" is a Hebrewism, like today we would say, "Don't swallow their bullshit." There is no shit. When Christ gave the Blind Man vision, at first he say men as trees (nervous system). Cain is NOT in Adams bloodline in Ch 5.

            Gen 6 - more angels come down to Earth, seduce women, get them pregnant, and they bare powerful giants to them.

            The "eat dust" curse against the Dragon meant he would have to be stuck on and within Earth. He could no longer traverse the solar system at high speed, like mentioned in the Hebrew prophets. Lucifer did that often - these are powerful, luminous beings. The curse is a state of degradation ("clipping his wings") and limitation like probation on Earth

            1) The "Jews" are the Israelite Tribes of Judah & Levi after the "Great Separation" that became wanderers after The Babylonian captivity.

            2) The "Europeans" are the other 10 Israelite Tribes after the "Great Separation" that went to Europe after the Assyrian captivity.

            3) The "Russians" are the Children of Esau, who were supposed to be God's people, but Esau sold his inheritance.

            4) The "Arabs" are the Children of Ishmael, that took Arabia as a possession.

            5) The "African-Americans" are MAMZARS (Hebrew) - hybrids of African Black pagans with Israelite fathers by rape/slave trade.

            -----------[ ALL THE ABOVE ARE DESCENDANTS OF ABRAHAM ]---------------------------------

            ***MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN MODERN DAY CALLED “JEWS” ARE ACTUALLY:

            6) The "Babylonians"/"Canaanites" are the Kenites - Seed of The Devil/Fallen Angels/Nephalim - the Tares that rule this Earth, pure evil bringing in their NWO, so their father Lucifer can rule as the False Christ. Their descendants are the Nazis that came to America, and took over. The "False israelites" Jesus Christ warned about in REV Ch. 1 & 2.

            They are currently known as: "Ashkenazi", that are: The "Tares" that rule this Earth, pure evil bringing in their NWO, so their father Lucifer can rule as the False Christ. Their descendants are the Nazis that came to America, and took over. The "False israelites" Jesus Christ warned about in REV Ch. 1 & 2.

            There was a book written about them: "THE THIRTEENTH TRIBE" Lived in Tyre, the Pergamos, then the land that is now known as Ukraine.

            True Israelites have a menorah with [7] branches & love Torah, the evil ones have a [9] branch menorah & love Talmud.

            THEY are "The Great Conspiracy" & are the ones that crucified Messiah Yashuah -

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well if Adam hadn't been such a simp. He heard what God said, but he still decided to let a woman tell him what to do.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, we chose pussy over God, that's why we're here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you hear about Lilith

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why wait? What a cheap tactic. I'm sure you're busy reading the wikipedia article right now just so you can appear knowledgeable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not canon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "canon" is a lot more arbitrary than most people think.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why didn't he replace eve with a better woman who wouldn't get tempted instead of being a simp and punishing Adam?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adam should have had some balls to tell her what she did was wrong, but he just ate the fruit too, and then blamed God for creating her like a little b***h instead of admitting his weakness

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just a proto-myth to explain why women are so stupid, shitty and selfish, don’t think too hard.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if God is real then explain how morons can post on reddit
    You got me

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex feels good and is fun.
    Of course women are going to have a hard time resisting it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex feels good and is fun
      It's also tied to the most painful and potentially best experiences women will have so of course there would be consequences for being loose with it. Just because a bunch of subhuman morons in positions of power or authority said it was fine and gave them mind and body altering drugs to avoid the pregnancy (which they forget to take anyway) it doesn't mean it was actually fine to do. They're going to figure this out the hard way without any way to reverse it, be in denial and cope by making themselves even worse, and drag other women down with them.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I know I'm wrong"
    Why is reddit like this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they would carve him alive

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is exactly why it's only ever a meme when someone says "just go to church bro" or some equivalent horse shit to get women. Durrr durrrrr you won't find good ones at clubs or a bar go to church moron. Meanwhile the girls at church go to those clubs before doing drugs and getting blown out by the dealers.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TWD
    TOTAL WOMEN DEATH

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should frick his sister and mom to teach them a lesson instead of whining

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gee I wonder if newbies why fall for this slide thread.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say I hate women...
    I just stopped caring.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, I also don't feel like I'm capable of falling in love anymore. Maybe I could if I really tried to, but why would I do that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say I hate women...
        I just stopped caring.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guys is a fast learner. Took my decades to figure v2hdthis out.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bascially if you stop thinking about women as fully developed humans, then things will start making sense and you will not resent them for the nature that is given to them.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zeus created women to punish men.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I can totally see how Greek Heaven is filled with homoerotic heroic men that died in battle as brother in arms during their conquests and the Underworld full of resentful women who took the BBC while their husbands were off to conquer new lands for the prosperity of their nation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the Greco-Romans

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God doesn't have a woman-god. So women are a necessary attribute of the flesh and their natures align more with the beast-like side of the Sphinx resembling the human's spiritual development.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hurr durr I'll make a helper for men
    >Doesn't help at all
    >Makes life harder in every way

    ... thanks god.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God wanted Adam to have a companion he could dominate over and make him happy. God made woman with too much thought though. God failed.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God made women as a joke but decide to go with it for the lulz

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Read Ecclesiastes, I wont spoil the part about all women being evil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because you're misinterpreting or exaggerating and your understanding of what you are talking about is so shallow that you couldn't spoil it, even if I asked you to. Which I won't.

      If you had anything substantial to say, you'd say it instead of these gimmicky "oooo, I won't spoil..." Frick outta here with that shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You reddit already?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only book in the bible that isn't israeli nonsense.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And what criteria are you using that results in this conclusion, Officer Dumbass?

        Well if I want to make applesauce do I make it out of apples or the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil? I feel like they're probably two different things.

        I'd recommend an apple tree and non metaphysical allegorical symbols, dumbass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would as well, do you think applesauce apples grew on the tree of knowledge of good and evil? I ask because you disagreed with that another anon that said they didn't.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well for one thing, you rarely find a passage from ecclesiastes printed on a cheap t-shirt worn by or posted on the faceberg page of one of you brain dead christBlack folk.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women were created by satan

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No reason to hate them. They’ve always been like tofu absorbing what’s around them. The israeli isms are dominant and have more influence than Christianity. The isms are evil and predatory so the fruits of the culture are rotten.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am completely traumatized for the rest of my life
    Welcome to the fold, brother.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God was pretty clear that we should keep women in line. Any man that plays ball with feminism is a sinner.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALL women are dumb loose little goblins. You either accept it and find at least one you can forgive or go mad from the revelation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ALL women are dumb loose little goblins. You either accept it and find at least one you can forgive or go mad from the revelation.

      Vaush hands typed this.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A tale as old as time itself. You have only two options
    >honour kill them and spend the life in prison, but at least you sent the prostitutes to hell
    >banish them from your family and disown them completely if you don't have the stomach for retribution

    These are the only two options you have. If you do nothing and continue your relationship with them and allow them to live in your house, you are a dayoos.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ALL women are dumb loose little goblins. You either accept it and find at least one you can forgive or go mad from the revelation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ID
      Silence woman.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it that hard for women to keep their legs closed before marriage, that they prefer to go to hell instead? I thought it's men who are unbearably horny.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity is a lost cause. Seek rebirth in Amitabha Buddha's Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss (Sukhavati).

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Sage

    Women literally exist for men. They are to be your helpers and please you. "women le bad" is a narrative from dysfunctional men. Women are women and always will be women. Imagine getting mad at God for creating another person specifically for your own benefit, expecting women to act like men instead of expecting women to act like women. Do you get mad at a dog for not being a cat? It's a dog, it will act like one. Really goes to show that israelites are spiritual women, they would rather spend time complaining that women aren't men instead of ceasing to ingest Palestinian baby foreskin.

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