If I don't lose my virginity by the time I'm 25, which is on the 1st of May next year, I will commit sewer slide.

If I don't lose my virginity by the time I'm 25, which is on the 1st of May next year, I will commit sewer slide.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are people this insecure about paying for a decent prostitute?? or just finding a hoe on a dating app? also why the frick is getting pussy as valuable as your life? do you really think your as worthless as a womans genitalia?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've explained why I feel this way and why seeing a prostitute would not be a solution many times on this board before. Not really in the mood to write another couple of paragraphs explaining it. Just know that it causes me immense distress and makes me feel hopeless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        other people cant make you happy. you make you happy. its a universal rule. its like thinking heroine is a solution to your problems.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I was in the mood for it, I would probably start arguing with you, that humans are social creatures, and that we aren't islands, etc. But I'm not. So I guess my feelings are stupid and I'm stupid too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you are not stupid. you are fricking moronic AND delusional if you think having a hole to plow and stroke you hair will make stop being a fat shut no job loser. YOU have to improve yourself. no one "deserves" love anymore than someone "deserves" free money. you gotta make the moves to fix your mind and body not someone else.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everything you said about what you think my life is like was wrong. Not only that, you started to pin beliefs I don't have on me, and then arguing against them. Amazing. You don't know me, so stop making assumptions. Or do. I don't care.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ask me how I know you have had a romantic partner before. Only people who have had them say this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've explained why I feel this way and why seeing a prostitute would not be a solution many times on this board before
        and you refuse to explain it in a thread you started about it. stop being a woman for once.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just wanted to share my feelings. I don't feel like defending why I feel this way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            OP

            THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE A THREAD? Holy frick. No wonder you're going to have a nice day over something as stupid as feeling a vegana

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because talking about my feelings and having people empathize with me (not to be confused with sympathizing) makes me feel better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            OP

            ON NSFFW??? Go on reddit where they will actually direct you to support and give a shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like people on reddit. And I'm posting about it here, because I trust that many robots have similar feelings, so they would just get me without me having to explain all of it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seeing a prostitute isn't going to undue 25 years of social failure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No legal in America

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you're moronic. With how frowned upon paying for sex is by normies and women, why wouldn't anyone be insecure to do it?

      >dating apps
      Those only work for the top 20% of men

      >why do you care that much about pussy?
      Maybe because of all the constant virgin shaming people do and how women are turned off by virgins. To not be ostracized from society, you need to have sex

      • 2 weeks ago
        femgod

        >To not be ostracized from society, you need to have sex
        no? Im asexual and never plan to have sex and im not ostracized from society all it really does is make it so lustful ugly people dont go after me :0

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol I had matches on apps and I am definitely not top 20 percent

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sewer slide
    It's really fun man. There are some places you can sneak into the underground drainage tunnels and ride on an inflatable raft all the way to the ocean.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I'm gonna slide real good, alright.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    femgod

    Sex is gross dont end your life over it just get a gf to cuddle and love thats much more fulfilling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just get a gf
      Wow. I didn't think of that one. You're a genius.

      • 2 weeks ago
        femgod

        your the one ending your life over pussy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Laugh all you want. I don't care to explain myself anymore.

          • 2 weeks ago
            femgod

            yeah well if you base your entire existence over sex then your gonna have a nice day eventually even if you have sex
            go find someone to actually love and live for not just their body

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just don't understand. And you trivialize my problems. But that's okay. As I said, I don't care anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your the one ending your life over pussy

      yeah well if you base your entire existence over sex then your gonna have a nice day eventually even if you have sex
      go find someone to actually love and live for not just their body

      This shit is why people say femcels don't exist. You morons always make threads about how le ebil incels are always so mean to women for no reason and that women actually have it harder, but then the same people go and say this shit.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was feeling like you until I started meditating.
    t. 26 yo khhv

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you do it now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I set this timeframe a few years ago. I told myself I would try until then. There are still some major events ahead of me, that might shake things up in my life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean have sex now. Get a hooker stay with us

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately, having sex with a hooker wouldn't be a viable solution for me. But thank you for your concern. It's very nice of you.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a virgin is not that bad.
    Learn to live with it, BE different.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It affects people differently. If it's not that bad for you, then I'm happy for you.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a hooker for my 18th birthday
    >Literally just opened craigslist (remember that?)
    >Found a hooker
    >Asked for pics
    >Offered 100 for half hour session
    >Told her I was a virgin (which she found adorable, or at least she said so)
    >Met her in a hotel
    >She called and I told her I'd come down to the lobby
    >Absolutely gorgeous russian/mongolian girl, around 25
    >Took me by the hand and leaned on me all the way to the room
    >Took a quick shower together
    >She could tell I was nervous and just kept reassuring me, telling me I was handsome and what an honor it was to take my V card
    >Got on top of me, started grinding my wiener and kissing my neck, putting my hands on her breasts, making sexy sounds and smiling at me
    >When I was hard enough she reached into her bag, grabbed a condom and rolled it down onto my wiener in a swift motion, then slid me inside
    >She took it nice and slow, put one of my hands on her hips and the other on her breast, then put her hand on my chest and just rode nice and slow so I could feel every inch inside of her
    >"You're doing so well. mmmm that's it, good boy, you're so good!, okay now you move too, that's it, bounce me, hard as you want, soft as you want, this is about you, mmmm that's right, you're doing soo great. You're so handsome. You're my handsome boy."
    >Kept going with things like that
    >Really, really did it for me
    >"not yet. deep breaths, slow down, I'm not done with you yet, ooh. That's good, right there like that."
    >REALLY did it for me knowing she felt good too. Even if she didn't mean it.
    >Edged for a good 15 minutes
    >Eventually she said "I'm close too, you ready for the really fun part? Grab my hips, hold on really tight ok? You're going to love this."
    >Just started grinding the shit out of my wiener, squeezing me inside her whilst she rode harder and faster
    >I was holding on for dear life, but I could feel the nut surging
    >"YES! YES! GOOD BOY! YES! YEESSS! OH! OHHHH!"
    >Blew
    Get a cute prozzie. You won't regret it. I certainly dont.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great story anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a fib. 100 percent that's what happened. Had to skip some details, but she's definitely where I got my mommy GF inclinations from. After we were done she asked me if my first time was what I expected and I told her it was way better and I'm glad I didn't waste it. She was perfect. She just smiled and giggled and told me I was adorable and that if there was a next time she'd show me some fun things. I saw her maybe 6 times total before she disappeared and her number was disconnected. I don't know if she quit, moved or got busted but I'll never forget that first time. It was amazing. She was so soft and gentle, she took care of me in a way nobody had ever done before and she did it with such confidence and determination that teenage girls were utterly ruined for me. A couple of years later I fricked a freshman in college and it was absolutely nothing like an experienced and dedicated prostitute. I have nothing but respect for the ones who take it seriously and know how to treat a man and make him feel attractive and comforted.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't being sarcastic anon, its genuinely a good story.

          Weak, I have a pact with some friends at the same age an we will go for hookers

          I'm this anon so the story convinced me of having something good coming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99% chance your telling a fib, but i like to think there's a chance it's real and there's some autistic slav prostitute out there actually doing shit like this.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weak, I have a pact with some friends at the same age an we will go for hookers

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost it literally a month before my 25th birthday. Don't lose hope
    But also don't kys if it doesn't happen right then and there, come the frick on man

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    25 is when I gave up on gf or losing virginity. it's more or less guaranteed for you to stay a virgin for life. my worries now shifted to paying bills and finding ways to make more money.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same dude, honestly I don't want to live if no gf.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck sliding into the sewers, Ill flush a shit just 4 u :3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a real bro

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