If you hypothetically wanted to own a Ferrari, would the best way to get one be to find guys who already own a Ferrari and suck their cocks and eat th...

If you hypothetically wanted to own a Ferrari, would the best way to get one be to find guys who already own a Ferrari and suck their wieners and eat their cum for free?
>ermmm..... politics???
Now apply that logic to an ethno state.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You want to suck a white man's wiener to get into the ethno-state?
    That's a "no" from me, pal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have a white ethno state? Can I see it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you may see it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Welp. Should I hold my breath?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Forever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was just joking, the truth is that I'm actually in love with you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Come here you big black son of a b***h

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *smooch*

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would you want to own an overpriced shitbox?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fair enough but you take my meaning

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you want things you gotta work and pay for them.
        did you know you can exchange money for goods and services?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >for free

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start from exotic car salesmen. Continue with private sellers and if that also doesn't work out, just suck all the wiener $20 at a time till you get a ferrari. But also consider that you need to keep sucking wiener to afford owning it.

    Good luck

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd actually suck a wiener for a Ferrari.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even your father's?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy and old Ferrari 360 or California if you really want to experience one. If you dont want to just buy something you can fix easier or has better customer service like Porsche

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Porsche
      Unironically a car for (admittedly successful) gay men.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No stereotypes is going to shun me from experiencing any cars. A real enthusiast transcends stereotypes and thinks of every car equally with different flaws

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My Ferraris have been money pits. They sound great, but everything about them is expensive. If you want to go European, fun to drive, but slightly more affordable, try Lotus. I can't really knock Corvettes as far as American cars go. The wiring is a bit shit, and the air conditioners need to be done every year, but they are almost an economy car, and mine haven't left me stranded.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      curved cars are bullshit
      newbies don't know the reference

      Flattens your puny Ferrari

      Oy frickin vey. What car should I name next time I post this analogy to avoid this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >should I name next time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can't really knock Corvettes
      Vette rams SUV at 120+
      SUV bursts into flames, incinerating driver.
      Corvette engine still running
      Doors open normally.
      Driver and passenger OK
      They're damn good cars.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ugly as sin though

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    curved cars are bullshit
    newbies don't know the reference

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flattens your puny Ferrari

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Friends dad has 1 of every Ferrari ever made. Used to steal them when his dad went in vacation

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a mint condition 80s Ferrari, you can get them cheap now.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hear me out, we need to stop buying ferraris and teach people to not being gay.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There are ferray clubs anywhere poorgay. You obviously dont own one. Poor people are patheticgvr8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feel free to prove you're not poor any time. Gonna need time stamps.

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