if your wife walked away after you turned into a cripple

what would you do?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    turn her into a cripple. lets see her walk away now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If she really loves him, she'll let him shoot her in the spine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      - Replace crippled limbs with cruel hooks
      - Rename self to Cum-Gar The Frickreaver
      - Eviscerate wife, wear torso as hat

      hahaha. thanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Came here to post this. Fpbp carry on with the slide thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you kiwis are alright

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek, this.
      what the frick is the prostitute on about, "it's just been too long!"
      it's only been 8 months and he's still fingerbanging her and eating her out. they still have about half a century of lifetime ahead of them to do all the fricking they want.
      disgusting prostitute.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      - Replace crippled limbs with cruel hooks
      - Rename self to Cum-Gar The Frickreaver
      - Eviscerate wife, wear torso as hat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would be an impressive feat for a cripple to cripple someone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeeey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      - Replace crippled limbs with cruel hooks
      - Rename self to Cum-Gar The Frickreaver
      - Eviscerate wife, wear torso as hat

      these chinese anons are funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek.but seriously women are hardwired like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first post is in fact the best post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She already WALKED away, what are you gonna do, walk after her? kek

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kick her ass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what could you do
    Nothing you're a cripple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked
      And came in to post just this
      Women need to choose the most fit partners
      If I'm not fit, I get passed over
      QED

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    - Replace crippled limbs with cruel hooks
    - Rename self to Cum-Gar The Frickreaver
    - Eviscerate wife, wear torso as hat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What
      I swear to God, the day of the rape cant come soon enough

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >day of the rape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >day of the rape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >day of the rape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >day of the rape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >day of the rape
        checks flag
        definitely a paki

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also, the Canadian patience meter has fallen below zero, we are on a reserve maple syrup backed windmill now. Wait...why does the motor smell like shit? And why are there cows parading in the streets?

    • 1 month ago
      Cum-Gar The Fuckreaver

      I kek'd so bad I namegayged.
      Good Leaf
      Raked Last.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You get raked last leaf. Make no mistake however, you will be getting raked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You beautiful bastard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My fricking sides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao what the frick is wrong with you. I’ll have what you’re having you crazy bastard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frickin checked
      I hope I'm on the business end of your rake I want to meet you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, either a based leaf or a confused poo explaining a typical Tuesday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have you been playing shadow of mordor again? I hated it when it came out but its so much better than today's shit it's aged like a fine cheese

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If i turned into a cripple i would have the god damn common courtesy to blow my brains out after i took a live insurance policy and waited 2 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're a woman, you wouldn't do that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't pay out for suicides though do they? If you get a plan covering suicide it's going to be insanely expensive since it means you're gonna do it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They pay out for suicides after 2 years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Google it doofus

        Life insurance pays out still if you commit suicide after you wait about 2 years for most policies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait, is that how it works?? I thought suicide never pays out.. this may change the timing of some things.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is that Jeremy Renner?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jeremy, you're not gonna be able to preform ever again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dick status?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sucked dry

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not like you could run after her dumbass think things through next time Tyrone you discount sports simian.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he bulks up and then strangles her.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the marriage is already open for her. poor redditor. every girl is single for the right homie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, theyre all prostitutes, any one have the screencap of that gym mom who first time cheated on her husband based on pure lust and let some young guy creampie her in the restroom like a 20$ prostitute.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i walk away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cripples can't walk

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible. White woman CRAVE BCC (big cripple wiener)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is absolutely fricking working dick on the side.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick are these people who have to 'agree on being monogamous'? That's just the way it is. These degenerates get what they deserve.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      city moron liberal mushbrained dysgens who would've been gored by mountain goats 1000 years ago but now get placed in managerial positions and given food despite nature's numerous attempts to eject them from the mortal plane

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guarantee b***h already cheated on him and just wants to have him say it's ok before he finds out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. "easier to ask for forgiveness than permission"
      Unfortunately he'd be in a tough spot if he tried to drop the b***h right away.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      100% this. The second a woman starts talking about sex with other people she's already been doing it and is trying to get ahead of getting caught so shr can say you gave her the Okay once you do catch on.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=jH4HFw5CzMcK9sjt

    Thread theme. Frickin guy honestly made me howl out RUUUUBBBYYYY after reading his sad epistle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >posts user id link
      >video not available
      what do redditanons mean by this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It plays fine, you probably need a license

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would remind her that she took sacred vows before Almighty God on our wedding day and if she should break them she'll walk forever in hell without eyes, ears or a tongue cursing her birth. Unimaginable thirst and constantly trying to vomit but nothing happens. The demons of hell mock you and cackle that they were able to fool you into damning yourself for all eternity.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of these people get married in Churches but there's no real commitment to God, let alone themselves. C.S. Lewis has an amazing little essay on "the Right to Happiness," that I wish more married couples would read.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I would remind her that she took sacred vows before Almighty God on our wedding day and if she should break them she'll walk forever in hell without eyes, ears or a tongue cursing her birth. Unimaginable thirst and constantly trying to vomit but nothing happens. The demons of hell mock you and cackle that they were able to fool you into damning yourself for all eternity.
      I'm not theologically well read enough to know whether your vision of Hell holds any water, but those digits certainly make a compelling case in your favour.

      • 1 month ago
        Sammy'sswollanus

        What, two sevens? Methinks you're too easily impressed by coinkidinks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Barry, what are you thoughts on McChicken?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just say
      >It is better to walk into heaven with one hand and foot than into hell with both hands and feet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she'll walk forever in hell
      Yeah, that's just the moment to be telling her snuff porn tropes
      kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was married by my wife's best friend as an acting mayor. Basically a state contract were you agree to be married until you are not married.
      Still...as far as i'm concerned, it's her for life.
      I would have liked to have a catholic marriage, but it involves promising to raise your kids catholic...and with the commie argie in charge, i don't thing that's a promise i would keep.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be fingering the shit out of her and pinching her clit till she gushed. Ain't gonna let my b***h go unsatisfied

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read the OP, it ain't enough for the bawd.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's already fricking someone else.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She already cheated. Probably the first day at the hospital when the doctor said how badly he was injured. Asking now is to cope with the guilt. Marriage sex is always boring to begin with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She already cheated. Probably the first day at the hospital when the doctor said how badly he was injured. Asking now is to cope with the guilT.
      I had nearly the same suspicion as well. Bummer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She already cheated. Probably the first day at the hospital when the doctor said how badly he was injured. Asking now is to cope with the guilt. Marriage sex is always boring to begin with.

        all the leafs with no instincts die or something you bros got great reads

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >all the leafs with no instincts die or something you bros got great readds
          Yeah we discussed this the other day on another thread, Canada simultaneously produces the best and the worst anons. Every Canadian is either the gaygiest c**t you've ever met or the most hilariously based dude you know. It's a weird country.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women dont feel guilt,they simply mentally break down if they think something is their fault

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she cheated on him when he wasn't crippled.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Marriage sex is always boring to begin with.
      haha bruh i had my wife folded in half pounding the frick out of her and we heard some commotion at the door and thought our kids were about to come in. they would have walked in on some not boring sex. it was just the furnace kicking on though. stay single b***hface

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Marriage sex is always boring to begin with.

      Lol no.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She already cheated. Probably the first day at the hospital when the doctor said how badly he was injured. Asking now is to cope with the guilT.
      I had nearly the same suspicion as well. Bummer.

      This is why literally thousands of years of human civilization rightfully placed women as second class citizens. This only changed in the past 70 years or so and look how fricked everything is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Beat her mercilessly.

      I've gone 15 years without sex, why cant women do the same?

      Whatever makes her happy. It would not be the scenario that I would ever want and it would make me feel pathetic, but I would deal with it if it made her happy.

      >She already cheated. Probably the first day at the hospital when the doctor said how badly he was injured. Asking now is to cope with the guilT.
      I had nearly the same suspicion as well. Bummer.

      https://i.imgur.com/JuMgjOg.png

      what would you do?

      Yall ever try from abstaining from sex in a marriage like only doing it 1 day a week? Just an idea never been married

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >she asked to open it up
    here where the marriage was over if he had a spine
    >I said I'd think about it
    Here's where the marriage actually ended. She'll never respect him again for brutally failing her shit test.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >here where the marriage was over if he had a spine
      Exactly. If I had a wife who even considered this kind of thing, let alone asked to do it, that's where it would and should be over. If it's something she's even slightly considering then she's a degenerate prostitute
      Also checked

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >asking reddit about it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if only they knew every single person replying to them was a troony

      https://i.imgur.com/JuMgjOg.png

      what would you do?

      Responses are almost entirely disgust and rage at the woman

      https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1b95e97/my_wife_wants_to_open_up_our_marriage_temporarily/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How is he going to avoid being raped in the divorce courts? First he was crippled physically and now he'll be crippled financially.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          he divorces while hes out of work so he gets the alimony

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women are fricking trash.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beat her mercilessly.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > your wife

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've gone 15 years without sex, why cant women do the same?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well you're ugly, she has a vegana. You are not the same.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't get it incel, I'll DIE without a penis thrusting in me

    • 1 month ago
      Neusch

      >You aren't entitled to sex, sweetie! It's not even a big deal just get over it!
      >AAIIIEEEE WHAT THE FRICKERINO! MY HECKIN HUBBY IS LE CRIPPLED? I NEED DICK! I NEED SOME DICK RIGHT THIS SECOND!
      Women. Not even once.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I need time to think about it
    It's over.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever makes her happy. It would not be the scenario that I would ever want and it would make me feel pathetic, but I would deal with it if it made her happy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Whatever makes her happy. It would not be the scenario that I would ever want and it would make me feel pathetic, but I would deal with it if it made her happy.
      Lmao. Lol even. This is bait right? Here's your (you)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao what an American answer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hello prostitute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My bike got stolen recently
      >I was pretty bummed out about it
      >But I think whoever stole it was probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it
      >The total happiness in the world increased
      >So, whatever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAAH HE TRADED YOUR BIKE FOR A TINY LITTLE FLECK OF CRACK ROCK

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's been waiting for an excuse to frick Black folk and now she has it. why is this cuck even asking about it?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I wouldn't do the same thing just because I am a man and men are filled to the brim with unconditional love!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the opinion roastoid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever helps you cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Your womb is barren and your eggs depleted. YWNBAAWA

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Married for 4 years
    > No children to use as an emotional bargaining chip

    ngmi

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a woman asks if they can sleep with someone else it's already over. There is no saving it. They either already cheated or 100% WILL cheat. Best you can do is record them saying they want to sleep with someone else and divorce them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If a woman asks if they can sleep with someone else it's already over. There is no saving it. They either already cheated or 100% WILL cheat. Best you can do is record them saying they want to sleep with someone else and divorce them.
      This. If you're beta enough that you don't immediately respond with an angry rejection of her at that question (like the redditor in OP's pic) than you should at least be astute enough to use the "thinking about it" time to make moves on your divorce strategy. Consult with all decent lawyers nearby, try to obtain evidence of her infidelity, basically build your court case.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel
        Is that real, who cares about the topic this is way more interesting.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >through sickness and health
    >ummm that doesn't say anything about disability OPEN THE MARRIAGE NOW OR BE DIVORCE RAPED
    not sure why any guy in a western country even wants to be married lol no benefit to them.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I do see her point of view
    Wtf is wrong with people anymore? I keep hearing people talk about how they NEED sex. How they can't go so long without getting sex. They talk about it like it's food or water... Like they will literally die without it. ffs just suck it up, people go years with no sex and somehow keep breathing.
    I hate women so much it's unreal

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if only they knew every single person replying to them was a troony

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She only asked as a courtesy. You only get to cope. Courts don't care if your wife is a prostitute.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rape her

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I told her I need time to think about it

    What makes a man so passive? So... defeated?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being crippled and your wiener don't work

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do?
    if i was in muttland, with easy access to guns. i'd probably shoot her in the face.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey did you hear about the plane dropping it's wheel

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can't really say no unless he never had a lustful thought before, otherwise he's an AntiChrist.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to love a man whose legs are bent and paralyzed

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would go to the Pope at the Vatican and convince him to do his job and have her arrested and stone to death.

    There is no such thing as divorce. "Marriage" in 2024 does not mean marriage. In real marriage there is no divorce, it is impossible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think you know what catholicism is

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a dildo and just pretend your stirring her insides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women are subhuman,they need to feel flesh on their walls

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rope her to my rascal and drag her through the street with a Palestinian flag mounted on that bad boy

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be completely average beta provider for used up prostitute.
    >couldn't give less of a frick about anybody who is even slightly crippled or anybody that I see beneath me.
    >get into am accident and end up bed ridden and crippled.
    >surprised when my wife treats me like shit and is trying to end our relationship at the first sight of me showing weakness.
    >"but it's not fair. I'm such a good goy. How could you treat me like this?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked. I hate women so much it’s unreal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do the mashup where some anon found that one of the woman in the picture did horse porn.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's already fricking guys on the side if she "needs" sex.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If she suggests it then she's already done it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        accurate

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My father abandoned the family after he found out mom would be crippled for life. Then he was involved in her death 25 years later and robbed the house.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should've shot him in the face for that.
      Probably still time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He deserves to die for what he did, but with the current ~~*system*~~ it isn't worth spending life getting fricked by Black folk. Instead I sent a demon after him. His health is failing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based
      Best part?
      He didn't have to deal with your whiny homosexual ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He had an easy life yet cried about it. I didn't whine about the shit that happened to me, especially the things he was directly responsible for.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't deny being a homosexual
          kek
          He was better off not knowing you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chaddy Daddy UwU

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Become a professional blackjack player.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'd probably quit trawling ragebait reddits for thread fodder

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme: https://youtu.be/qYkbTyHXwbs

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would crawl 360 degrees and wiggle away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you turned around 360 degrees you'd be facing the same way. That doesn't make sense.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he really picked a winner, what a wife
    bet she would be upset if you did the same to her
    abandon ship, your wife is an unloving prostitute and you're a weak minded idiot for marrying her, you got big problems to sort out

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't stand for it, that's for sure.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Id go find me a cripple b***h on Tinder and get mine.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This happened to me and my girl stayed faithful but I actually just wish she would leave me.

    If we are being honest society has zero plan or interest in men whose work has rendered them useless.

    I just gave up on a Work Cover case because our society extracts so much rent from even an injured labourer or tech. No compensation for me.

    I really hope I have what it takes to kill myself this year. Life is constant pain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hang in there anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's what the wife said she'd do if she was crippled.
      sex just isn't that important to me I guess.
      yea it's fun and I want to cum in her constantly and it's great bonding but other shit exists too.
      you think you have nothing to add to humanity.
      you can't be there emotionally for your offspring.
      you can't make people smile.
      you can't increase your and others understanding.
      your just depressed because your mind can't adapt to your physical change.
      imagine thinking you'd be better off in some afterlife or tossing yourself into the void.
      moron.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Temporarily

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is the big deal its only sex. you sexless virgins on here think sex is a big deal when it isnt. people are having sex everywhere

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd immediately transfer every single asset into my name, transfer all the cash into my bank account then divorce the b***h. Guys bed ridden and she threatens to go frick some other guy she's such a piece of shit.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say divorce her ass but she's probably gonna get half of my stuff or more. Might be cheaper to get someone to blow her brains out (after confirming that she cheated on me despite refusal to open our relationship by hiring a private investigator). But I wouldn't want to marry an unfaithful bawd in the first place, not that anyone would want my ugly ass.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a b***h. My dad was bedridden for years due to an incurable cancer which eats your bones away, and my mom never once made that suggestion. This lady's not loyal.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find a better woman if he can find one. The crux of the problem is both are sex-hungry in full health and let sex define their marriage.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dump her.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These kind of posts bewilder me. I can make my woman orgasm multiple times with just my finger tip on her clit. How the hell can a man go so long without satisfying his wife? You have to be beyond oblivious to let it get that bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men should have to care about women's sexual feelings. Sex is for making babies only anyway, you degenerate.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *shouldn't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *shouldn't

        The sexual energy women can produce is one of the most divine things in existence, you godless monkey

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A well fricked woman made to orgasm 5+ times over the course of an hour is something special indeed. One of the very best things in life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some women are cursed, or they flicked the bean too much as kids, or use too many high powered toys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you Black folk bots or illiterate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh because i need penis thrusting inside me not just your fingers incel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of women kill all the sensitivity down there by constantly flicking the bean and using extreme toys/vibrators. They get the same long term nerve damage down there that tradies and mechanics get from pneumatic/power tools, but because it's fricking whammen nobody studies or talks about it because none of them would ever be honest about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can the nerve damage actually be reversed or is it broken forever?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes it doesn't clear up and it basically remains dulled to normal sensation forever or at least a REAL long time (years). This is mostly true for women who use it for very long sessions of like 30+ min. Women I know (these are all women over 40) 'beat off' in about 2-3 minutes. It's ridiculous. True to form, they don't even spend much time enjoying the sexiness of being aroused, just leap to their 4 horsepower Hitachi wand and try to scrap their clit off their body with it until they have what they think is an orgasm.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no, divorce.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been with my bf for 10 years. I have papers saying he can determine medical crap if I'm incapacitated. I've told him many times that I would expect him to leave if I was gimped up in some way that bothered him. We aren't married because I don't want him to ever feel like he is trapped and can't leave me. I don't want to be in a relationship where the other person feels they have no choice but to stay. I want him to stay with me because he's happy with me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds an awful lot like you would walk out on him too if he were to be injured in some way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Our relationship is one of those where we could probably deal with anything. He's already got health issues. We are in our 40s so we expect stuff to happen. I'm sure both of us could deal with pretty catastrophic stuff. I just need to know he's around because he cares and wants to be, not out of obligation.

        The woman, above, was looking for an excuse to be with someone else and is using his injury to do so.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The woman, above, was looking for an excuse to be with someone else and is using his injury to do so.
          Yea women don't even need sex. She's married. If she wants sex outside of her marriage it's because she wants a new relationship, it's not about sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your insecurities are stopping you from fully committing, work on them and give him the full relationship he deserves.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >divorce her
    >enroll in cripple school
    >avoid the manly picnic

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women never ask that shit if they don't already have had a guy lined up whom they've been in contact with several times already. She's just going through a formality so that she an win the inevitable divorce, without damaging her social status with friends and family.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get your black home care nurse neat her and magioc wand her back into submission

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is like when politicians say they want to listen to the voters. it means they already made the decision to stab the voters in the back.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gib women dildo.
    Man wears strap on. Woman rides strapon. Man kisses woman.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that most shills on this site are professional Israeli.
    https://pastebin.com/edUqQV1e

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    [...]

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  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://youtube.com/shorts/jUCkKW-hCZk?si=alLiz1l4BBI-86SV

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time to introduce her to BBC. it’s the only option.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a woman suggests opening up your relationship/marriage, that means that the relationship is already over. She will either cheat or leave in due time. Better to just end it with her instantly.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I were a cripple reliant on others to keep me alive in my experience they will abuse me so I would kill myself. Have a bullet etched for just such a day.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As horrible as females are nowadays, I would be glad I'm a cripple so I literally could not chase after her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >As horrible as females are nowadays, I would be glad I'm a cripple so I literally could not chase after her

      Vladimir putin is right about women. Women are dumb fricking prostitutes.

      >Women are dumb fricking prostitutes.

      I love men so much it's unreal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I love men so much it's unreal.

        But wait -- there's more!

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Killer, then myself, only option possible. But she def goes first.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vladimir putin is right about women. Women are dumb fricking prostitutes.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >falling for le marriage meme
    in this entirely unrealistic scenario, i kill myself for being a moronic homosexual who falls for Black person tier memes like marriage, imagine being a fricking cuck LMFAO i fricking can't, pillow yourself moron

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jfc women are disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jfc women are disgusting
      I love men so much it's unreal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No.
        Women are whatever society allows them to be, you can't hate a cat for hunting birds. It is just their nature, you have to be the one to control the environment.
        homosexualry is not the solution and in fact is part of the problem as you people always swing left/blue.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yall needna get some hints from the pajeets
    traditionally if the husband dies the wife has to kill itself following him

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He’s already getting cheated on. She found a guy she wants to frick and is just looking to see if she has to hide it or not.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wife has high sex drive
    lmao, clearly a fricking larp

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Immediate divorce. Even if she's not already cheating, just the fact that she wants it, fantasises about it is a complete deal-breaker. She should only have eyes for her husband. Simple as. It sucks, but there's nothing to think about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if a guy goes on a business trip and comes home early and finds printed out manwa with guys head pasted on korean hentai bodies? Is bigger crime fantasysing or reading dogshit manwa? Asking for a friend

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start doing cripple porn

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just spin 360 degrees and wheel away

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This being reddit, the whole story is fantasy LARP cuck porn.

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be surprised.

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do?

    Tell her to pack her things and frick off.
    It's clear that she has forgotten the vows 'in sickness and health.'

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This exact shit happened to my brother. He could get out of bed or bend his body. His girlfriend(s) still came over virtually daily to frick him. This was all while he lived in our mom’s basement. So there’s no excuses here.
    >tldr: just be chad

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just invite hookers to suck you off daily.

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's already fricking someone else. Odds are good that one of the times he ate her out she was creampied by another man just hours before.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Divorce and move on

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id buy a snap on dragon dildo and put cum screws in it then frick her till she bleeds. then laugh and post it to instagram

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would /misc/ stick with their women if something caused her vegana to fuse shut?

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trash wife to begin with. Basically a coomer that shouldn't have gotten into marriage in the first place.

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my wife wants to cheat on me, let me ask reddit about it
    theres a 100% chance that they are both white, what a fricking disgraceful cuck race

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >100%
      Nah more likely an Indian.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude should leave her for even considering fricking another man.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hand her some divorce papers and bounce.

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do?
    Kill

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women:
    >no one owes you sex incel
    also women:
    >I neeeed to have sex. It's a basic NEEEED for me like eating and sleeping

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would be glad that my eyes got opened

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its called a strap on modelled after your penis and she needs to ride him like a horse
    if shes not willing to do this then she dosnt even consider you an equal

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once a prostitute brings up "temporarily opening up" the marriage, chances are she's already fricking behind your back and wants a post hoc get out of jail free card and it won't be temporarily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this
      if your girl starts talking about infidelity out if nowhere thats called a soft confession. they alay their guilt by talking about it

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I do see her point of view.
    he's lost

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    morality vs virtue.
    do I accept that fate/my decisions have led to me being a cripple and concede myself to being but a small chapter of her life? or do I expect her to be my slave dedicating herself to a prison of my needs?
    if I were the woman I would just not tell him and frick around on the side.
    That has to be tough.
    I'd feel bad about cheating and keeping secrets from my mate. I don't know if I'd be able to live with it.
    Now that she has told him she will see it in his eyes every time they are together.
    but 4 fricking months without pussy and the thing you want to frick right next to you.
    sounds like hell.
    If she cheats i wont be "temporary" his is right about that.

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cripple her.
    Wheel my ass outta there.

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how important sex is to your life and relationship.

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is she a 500 pound hambeast. Just lay on your back and let her do everything.

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have married a prostitute in the first place like the fictional character in that point-baiting redditpost.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you are not 100% on someone's integrity and loyalty, why the frick would you ever lock yourself into a marriage with them? I don't just mean they said they are loyal and love you, I mean you are 100% sure. That's why it took me into my 30s to get married. These women are harder and harder to find. I feel bad for young folks honestly. If a woman is on social media of any sort it's a big red flag. Luckily for older gays we weren't brought up with that bullshit. Always thought the whole "all women are vapid" stuff was just virgin cope, but the more you guys show me of kids born in the 00s the more I see where you are coming from. My lens was shaped around people born in the 80s and earlier, these younger generation women are a whole different breed.

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would understand, cause if my wife had her breasts blown off I would wanna leave her too. If anything men are far worse for this shit.

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Squeeze the life out of her via strangulation while maintaining eye contact with her as she goes blue. Her last thoughts will be the realization that he is done with her shit.

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tell my wife to just abandon me if I get crippled. I don't want to be a fricking burden to anyone, especially to the person I love.

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shoot both her kneecaps so we can both be cripple together. u can tell she wants to frick Black folk which is understandable but that would end with her being knocked up with a niglet and Black personaids so in a way you are saving her. its the noble thing to do anon

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    end it

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For young men to get angry enough to fight, they have to be losing something they want to hold on to. That is the reason women blame men who don't care, because they know that it is -their- responsibility(a woman's most hated enemy). They have to blame someone besides themselves and they blame men for every horrible thing they choose to do to themselves. Feckless cowards.

    Government marriage is batshit insane because it is batshit insane. Avoid Government marriage(this might mean you have to avoid women completely to avoid palimony and child support to some woman you just met who left a hair-tie at your house once). 1 in 20 marriages end in a divorce so bad the man commits suicide. Only 1 in 20 succeed. The rest are normal divorces. That 50% number only exists because of the marriages that haven't ended -YET-. Marriage ends one of 2 ways, divorce or death. Do not get married. If you are a man, do NOT get married. Marriage is only slavery to the Government, and ALL governments are getting "demanding". Expect everyone to promote Government marriage.

    ALL women prefer "The bad boys(mass murderer, drug dealer, psychopath) I tamed using my vegana power in my 20's." Those are the guys they drip for. It's the "I can change/heal him" mentality(and if they change you, they dump you because you're a simp) on a power trip with a heaping helping of racism. They choose bad boys because that justifies the fact they are garbage women in need of therapy(Attention and validation only make women feel good, it does nothing for men who need to do stuff.) and that's why they are allowed to cheat, avoid responsibility and ride a thousand wieners.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The evil doesn't stop there, though. Sexual desire is a switch in the heads of women they can flip on/off as easily as you can walk a step. Women can just leave it off when they get married because now they control you along with the government. Women exist with "dark thoughts" They NORMALLY think of evil("dark thoughts"), even psychologists admit it. SIDS means the mother murdered her kid. TO HELL WITH PERMITTING THAT SHIT! Their damaged emotions caused by playing Servant & Master with men who abused her the way she wants(50 shades of grey is their #1 porn<yes, I heard. It was twilight fanfiction>), men you never MET is why they get bored and divorce you. The "aggressive wifebeater" is the guy they don't tell anyone about but she keeps his number handy. SERIOUSLY, -that's- why it's your fault. That's why EVERYTHING is your fault, a fault YOU CAN be sent to jail for on false charges. For some reason, you're not supposed to know this.

      MAN UP AND MARRY A SINGLE MOTHER WITH 3 KIDS AND A 10,000 MANIAC BODY-COUNT! MAN UP! HULK AND BULK! MAN UP! Dive right in to that diseased, wart-encrusted vegana pit of infinite debt and misery.

      38% OF ALL CHILDREN ARE NOT GENETICALLY RELATED TO THE FATHER NAMED ON THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

      75% of lesbian marriages end in divorce, and they have the highest rate of domestic violence.
      50% of CIS marriages fail.
      Only 25% of gay male marriages fail.

      HINT-FRICKING-HINT, LOSERS!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Women can just leave it off when they get married because now they control you
        >Their damaged emotions caused by playing Servant & Master with men who abused her the way she wants(50 shades of grey is their #1 porn<yes, I heard. It was twilight fanfiction>), men you never MET is why they get bored and divorce you.
        That's why if you have to get married, you cheat or at least get flirty with other girls. She will stay attracted to you if you have options that you can exercise.

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If i could still afford to live in my house i would do that, if not i would kys myself

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking shit it's over for him

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obviously fake and gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't matter. it is real for someone. this situation exists.

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how incels are told to just deal with being sexless for 20+ years but sexhavers can't even go a few months before cheating on their crippled partners

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If your woman even so much as mentions open relationships, even if she's not even talking about your own relationship, it should be an INSTANT divorce / breakup, throw the prostitute out and never talk to her again

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It becomes immediately obvious how little problem solving ability low IQ tards have because noone here has explained or asked "well, how long do you think it’ll take before you can perform again?"
    There’s a difference in whether she can’t wait 5 more months or 5 more years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If a functioning sexlife was a contractual requirement and he can't live up to it: Remove the contract.

      If you aren't a cuck you very likely (I can't tell as it never happened to me and I'm not a cuck) won't be able to live with knowing that she's frickin somebody else. You won't be able to see her the same way. It's broken.

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The woman already cheated on him.

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >8 months without sex
    >still has a loving husband, still gets oral sex and other physical intimacy
    this is enough to make an average woman snap. And yet they have no empathy for incels nor do they consider it a female privilege that the women can have sex or find a husband anytime they want without any effort.

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His wife can’t go four months? My wife had an issue where we could not have sex for nearly a year. We worked through it. We did other things with each other.
    Woman today have been ruined. With endless easy wiener from a random chad via apps they never had to go without. 25 years ago they had to go to the bar with friends and select from the limited local selection. It was very common the selection was not good that night. But tinder opens up lots more Chad wiener.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Convex vectors are not a plane and IQ does not exist einswine is 62 on his fake test and was an inbred pedo cannibal satanist newborn and the synagogue shit like prayer luke ford these are people are satanists they are going to pretend to be religious and he is prayers boy and runs around wanting woman to duck dogs they are nasty israelites like that piece manichean frick boy soon to be killed zio fricking shit pig charlie kirk

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's not crippled, he's injured and recovering
    she's a worthless prostitute and should be left

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guys listen, if a gf or wife EVER suggests to open relationship it can guarantee you 100% she ALREADY cheated on you.

    so be warned.

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think the better question is "Do you wani hug a cripple gator?"

    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1895350/I_Wani_Hug_that_Gator/

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would shoot her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a song about literally this- man goes to Vietnam, gets cripped and his prostitute wife starts cheating on him while he contemplates shooting her.

      This shit right here homie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ruby, Don't Take Your Love To Town. Kenny Rogers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, great song and a message. You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them. Words to live by.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer the David Alan Coe version, it’s pretty redpilled on prostitutes- I mean women

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, great song and a message. You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them. Words to live by.

            There’s a song about literally this- man goes to Vietnam, gets cripped and his prostitute wife starts cheating on him while he contemplates shooting her.

            This shit right here homie
            [...]

            The answer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fugg… the female perspective on her man becoming a potato for ZOG. Damn dude

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's another fake reddit story where the woman becomes disabled and picks out chicks for her man to frick. the chick's sister finds the guy cheating and exposes him at christmas in front of the entire family.

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If your wife asks to open your relationship she 100% certified verified guaranteed has someone already in mind and has likely already fricked them.

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit ABANDON THREAD ITS A TRAP FRENS

  134. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "oh yeah babe i have a friend who would be up for that, he will pick you up soon"

    https://media1.tenor.com/m/ex284L16fF8AAAAC/crying-adriana-la-cerva.gif

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      women like to test you to see how possesive you are over them.
      Answer wrong and they loose enough respect to frick the guy you picked out.
      Could you go the rest of your life not being able to frick the object of your lust that is a crumpled pile next to you though?
      a fricked up situation is going to have a fricked up solution.

  135. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  136. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd tell her she can do what ever she wants because we are getting a divorce

  137. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In this situation what is the correct way to give relief and share pain as what constitutes a union of lovers? Is there a way without adding pain and suffering?
    idk, it's fricked.

  138. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got hit by a car and was visibly struggling for years. Once you're not perceived as "physically capable", 99% of the women who would've been interested in you aren't. I'm alright now (as in not visibly disabled anymore), but that time of my life blackpilled the shit out of me.

  139. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man if i was in a situation like that i wonder if i'd snap and strangle the b***h

  140. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've worked as air condition support for 7 years
    I had some 30% success rate with married moms under 30 who were usually at home
    I'm talking middle to upper class women in happy instagram marriages

  141. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    drop the b***h, marriage is not only about sex

  142. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  143. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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