If you've had sex you shouldn't be here.

If you've had sex you shouldn't be here.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does fricking your mom count? i fricked alot of a OPs mom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was me, i did it in order to mock you the day you were going to say it, and here am i. i protected op's mother and now you're technically gay

      Did i really have sex if i had a condom on and couldn't get fully hard..

      gtfo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gtfo
        Nyooooo ><

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It was only a few guys in college, it's not like I actually had a real boyfriend. I'm still forever alone.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did i really have sex if i had a condom on and couldn't get fully hard..

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But I belong here. I've only had sex with one woman and she's just as fricked up and asocial as I am.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't had sex you shouldn't look at porn, it is just corrupting you because you haven't had the real thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      give sauce pleaseeeeee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why tho, it's not like remaining uncorrupted will get me anywhere

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hu Tao sex sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      stop lewding her you bastards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But she's so beautiful, how could I not?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Had sex
    >Got married
    >Had kids
    >Got divorced
    >Kids grown and gone or living with mom
    >Back to living alone
    >Few failed short relationships
    >Been solo for 2 years
    >Barely keeping my job
    >Drinking myself to death
    >Smoking too much weed
    >Live in shitty old trailer
    >Most direct female interaction I've had in 3 months is talking to my sister, getting a haircut, and basic interactions with store employees
    Do I still need to go, or can I just be the sad fat old bastard in the corner playing solitaire?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah to can stay here broski. Sometimes I think it would be cool to have a reality-bending /NSFFW/ bar where we could all have a monsters inc-esque door to access it. Drinks would be free ofc because most bots here are neets.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cheers to that. Be nice to meet up with some of you cringelords to shoot pool, eat tendies, and get buzzed. Maybe some day.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree with you. I completely agree with you. I would KILL to be able to leave. But no matter how much pussy I slay, I'm here forever.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had sex with close to 30 women but I didn't start until I was 28. I'll forever be an incel since I never experienced teenage love.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Omg stfu man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And I missed college sex too. Technically my body count is only 4 or 5 if we don't count directly paying for sex. I'd probably still be a virgin if I didn't travel or make decent money.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you just sound like a pathetic whiny loser just have a nice day plz

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're the one that's being a b***h and trying to gatekeep. We're all in this together, bro.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no "bro", leave

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never had real sex but had e-sex and bj from stripper

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Having sex only a few times a year still makes you feel starved.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      still can you just frick off please?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If you've had sex you shouldn't be here.
    im just here to warn you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon that's just being gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >anon that's just being gay
        its not a literal representation its metaphorical.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Now I have a boner. Thanks.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss out on teenage love on your stupid scale if I was 18 in college and she was 26

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lost my virginity 4 months ago and i wish i didnt. It was a casual fwb arrangement and despite the sex being great in the moment i feel like i lost my soul. Why did i not wait for the right person. Im a slave to lust and i hate it. I cant sleep because the b***h gave me scabies too.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did have sex..a lot of it. But that was 22 years ago when I was in the 8th grade with my first (and last) GF. I've not touched an actual woman I think I should be here.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I consider myself a virgin until I don't get to have unused virgin pussy.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never had a real gf and only ever had sex by fricking hookers. Am I not allowed here

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody on this board has had sex. THere's no rule against lying

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've been here longer than you newbie don't tell me what to do

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Closest I've ever gotten to having sex is hugging my crush

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sexo con Hu Tao

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