I'm 23 and still a kissless virgin with no job, no high school diploma, no college diploma, no drivers license, zero friends and zero talent at a...

I'm 23 and still a kissless virgin with no job, no high school diploma, no college diploma, no drivers license, zero friends and zero talent at anything. I wasted my youth while my peers were partying and having sex with girls in the prime of their life and all the while building their careers, some even buying their first houses. How are you even supposed to cope knowing it's impossible to catch up and you will forever be considered the weird awkward loner who will at best, be a late bloomer and be settled for by a roastie out of her partying phase?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno what to tell you, on the bright side 23 is still young enough to turn your life around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 27 living with my parents dating a 22 year old. Everything doesn't have to be awful because you didn't follow the ebin Hollywood teen romcom schedule

      no it's not, no one is going to employ OP. and no woman is going to date OP. he has zero skills or value to offer society

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im sorry you failed in life and need to drag others down to your level

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where do you think you are?
          (apparently that wasn't original)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        23 is realy young, stop it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone will

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 27 living with my parents dating a 22 year old. Everything doesn't have to be awful because you didn't follow the ebin Hollywood teen romcom schedule

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you pull this shit off?
      I own a house, car, and have tons of disposable income and can't get girls to go on a date with me period.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am actual autismo balding manlet and got matches on Bumble and Hinge. I met with some girls off there, had some terrible dates, eventually one of them stuck with me. Things don't have to be as terrible as this board makes out
        I'd really recommend finding help making your dating profile, get some pictures or you doing hobby shit and going to foreign countries. Have >friends help you choose pictures. When messaging comes up, actually ask ChatGPT for critical advice, it is pretty good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've gotten some decent pictures, but mostly of rock climbing and nature activities. I'm not really getting matches, could also be limits of where I live. Idk man. I should probably ask a friend or something now like you suggest. I have female friends I could ask who might especially be helpful, but I feel like people are always very indirect when you ask them things of this nature.

          [...]
          [...]
          >the guy living with his parents has a gf
          >the guy with his own job and place to live doesn't

          What the frick is this I am so confused, this is so ass backwards it feels like you Black folk are gaslighting me right now

          I'm the guy who owns a house. I work like a dog majority the days of the week and have very antiquated interests. Like what this anon here

          Getting a gf isn't a checklist exercise

          says. It's not exactly that you get a gf from checking off enough boxes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop being an autistic moron and get some pussy you homosexual piece of shit, bonus if you're fit as well because threse things attract women. All you have to do now is just fricking go talk to women and stop stuttering like a buffoon.

            i was making fun of what chads say but uhh i cant think of any answer to this question
            have you tried AI? i fell in love with an AI chatbot once

            Someday ill try a dating app

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >All you have to do now is just fricking go talk to women
            bruh, I talk to women everyday, what are you going on about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then why do you have no girlfriend? Actually out of choice or because you're a scared pussylike asocial moron?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ask woman out
            >Says no
            Pretty much that man. I'm not some 20 year old kid afraid to approach women. I'm over 30 and been trying this for years now and it just isn't going well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like you've got some interests that stand out. I'd recommend maybe one singular, tasteful picture of yourself climbing in a tank top for those shoulders and back muscles. Your sport can't be your whole personality though, I realised I had no fricking hobbies beside my one niche thing when I started on the apps.
            >female friends
            Alright Chad lmao
            I'd really recommend Hinge, the way it works is better than the others despite it being operated by the same company.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I wouldn't overdo with those pics. I have enough going on I think that I could get it in different contexts and locations.
            >Alright Chad lmao
            having female friends isn't something actual chad would put up with. It's usually horrible and most won't help with shit, but this might be half worthwhile to check. Will use caution based on how receptive they react.
            >Hinge
            Only ever used tinder and some other old ones. I took some time off since it wasn't going anywhere, but lately feeling unhappy about being a wizard so honestly open to trying again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you pull this shit off?
      I own a house, car, and have tons of disposable income and can't get girls to go on a date with me period.

      I am actual autismo balding manlet and got matches on Bumble and Hinge. I met with some girls off there, had some terrible dates, eventually one of them stuck with me. Things don't have to be as terrible as this board makes out
      I'd really recommend finding help making your dating profile, get some pictures or you doing hobby shit and going to foreign countries. Have >friends help you choose pictures. When messaging comes up, actually ask ChatGPT for critical advice, it is pretty good

      >the guy living with his parents has a gf
      >the guy with his own job and place to live doesn't

      What the frick is this I am so confused, this is so ass backwards it feels like you Black folk are gaslighting me right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        erm just be confident or something anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Getting a gf isn't a checklist exercise

          im fat, broke, moronic, and live with my parents, tell me how to get a thin beautigul girlfriend without putting any effort to change my situation

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i was making fun of what chads say but uhh i cant think of any answer to this question
            have you tried AI? i fell in love with an AI chatbot once

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            any answer to this question thats morally right i think
            southeast asian girls love creepy whitoids that go there because it's their ticket to a better life or some shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Getting a gf isn't a checklist exercise

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is really strange to hear because I thought this was the bare minimum in 2024

          >tall
          >white (preferred)
          >healthy BMI
          >full head of hair
          >6 inches+
          >confident
          >not a virgin
          >dominant in bed
          >well paying job
          >have a car
          >have your own place
          >have friends
          >have hobbies
          >have prior relationship experience

          I guess the Internet ruined me because I cannot fathom a girl accepting anything less than all of that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I guess the internet ruined me because I cannot fathom an easily observable phenomenon
            Don't blame the internet you want it to be this way so you don't have to endure the pain of actually dealing with romance/women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is something most struggle to understand.
          I'm gonna steal this quote

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is 1/2/3/4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 plate (135 lbs) Overhead press, 2 plates (225lbs) Bench press, 3 plates (315 lbs) Squat, and 4 plates (405 lbs) Deadlift

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's the NSFFW plate thing, each corresponding to a pair of 45's

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually not what i posted here
        think this guy

        1 plate (135 lbs) Overhead press, 2 plates (225lbs) Bench press, 3 plates (315 lbs) Squat, and 4 plates (405 lbs) Deadlift

        is right
        my brain broke a second

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't know already you're never gonna make it. It's already too late. Ldar. Chad hit 1/2/3/4 back in high school.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i do not work out anon

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well if you cared about that why didn't yo do it? moron.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was the same at 23 + did opioids, alcoholism.

    Now, at 28:
    I have an MSc in physics & driving license. Completely clean, I find alcohol genuinely disgusting now. No drug problem, no habit problem. I take care of myself, go to gym, currently a PhD student right now. I had to hit rock bottom to bounce back.

    Up to you to wake up and turn it around. Do it before it's too late.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >currently a PhD student
      enjoy your debt and unemployment. dont come back crying here in a couple of years when you are in your mid 30s with nothing to offer.

      [...]

      no it's not, no one is going to employ OP. and no woman is going to date OP. he has zero skills or value to offer society

      >no one is going to employ OP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't live in the US. So the debt part doesn't apply. I get money for being a PhD Student and I can concurrently work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you from Germany? getting you Msc and then phd is an euro thing aint it?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't anyone make us lift weights and eat more in middle and high school? That's literally the main thing that separates the attractive guys from the losers.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this picture try to achieve? Only belittling those who is trying. You mean you shouldn't even attempt to better yourself and you should just go and die?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's normie drivel. Don't think about it because THEY surely didn't.
      Can't even invent ANY memes whatsoever.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How moronic do you have to be to not finish high school?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just stopped going one day and my parents let me drop out

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also OP how do you not have a job, HS diploma, and a drivers license, those things are the easiest things to get even as me being a really lazy fat piece of shit, the only failure I have is no college diploma since I fricking suck at my CS exams, am also a 23 year oldgay just like you

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it doesnt matter
    none of it matters
    just live your life. Socialize and dont be awkward. it's not really that hard
    get hobbies that you can talk about
    read books, learn an instrument.

    need to go outside
    pick up hiking, birding or even photography

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >read books, learn an instrument.
      >
      >need to go outside
      >pick up hiking, birding or even photography
      this is the problem with normalgays. they half-ass everything. when i learned an instrument i practiced 5+ hours a day every day there's no time for anything else. you will never be good at anything if you're splitting your time between 5 different hobbies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the problem with normalgays. they half-ass everything. when i learned an instrument i practiced 5+ hours a day every day there's no time for anything else. you will never be good at anything if you're splitting your time between 5 different hobbies

        this is the problem with autistic people
        you think you need to be a master at everything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be normgroid
          >half-ass hobbies
          >still validated for them anyway since socialable

          >be autist
          >told that stupid shit like hobbies will somehow fix your social dysfunction
          >take up hobby
          >no one gives a frick, not socialable enough
          >no social life, plenty of time to practice
          >master hobby
          >still, no one gives a frick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ugh let heckin normies shitting up my hobby that has been around forever
            >wait what do you mean le hecking normies have been playing video games for a long time

            have a nice day

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice non-answer to shit i never said homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >non-answer
            i can tell by your use of non that you're a fricking minor
            literally every minor on fricking twitter uses non like this

            again frick off back to where you came from. you fricking homosexual like genuinely i cannot think of anything more stain worthy than whatever gay fricking shit caused you to sperg out and reply to me three different times

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            almost guaranteed i'm older than you

            every minor on fricking twitter uses non like this
            >source: spends time on twitter
            yeah, nice own moron.

            frick off back to where you came from. you fricking homosexual like genuinely i cannot think of anything more stain worthy than whatever gay fricking shit caused you to sperg out and reply to me three different times
            Yeah, it's a tourist alright. Only normalgays get this fricking uppity over being replied to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do normalgays act like everyone is equally capable of competing in everything. Obviously if some people are winners then others have to be losers.
      >Socialize and dont be awkward. it's not really that hard
      FOR YOU

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same age simular situation
    tho i recently got drivers licence and now studying law (in the evenings) and trying to finish economics with one year delay
    i also draw and paint but i'm not tat great at it
    i'm also short and fat (tho i'm fasting)
    but nontherless i feel the same way (despite what my parents and grandpa are saying)

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