I'm a 32 year old woman and I've never had a boyfriend, never willingly done anything sexual with a guy and right now I'm microwaving a...

I'm a 32 year old woman and I've never had a boyfriend, never willingly done anything sexual with a guy and right now I'm microwaving a potato

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a 32 year old woman
    Nah, amd if true
    >I've never had a boyfriend
    Nah, and if true
    >I've never done anything sexual with a guy
    Nah

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 27 and same except not a woman

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave prostitute.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marry me and we can talk about Higurashi

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I talk to a girl kind of like this. She's an unmedicated schizophrenic, pretty much puts her own loneliness on herself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >willingly

      >pretty much puts her own loneliness on herself.
      Don't we all?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't we all?
        Nah, not necessarily. She will actively vanish for a month or more if you ask her a question that makes her uncomfortable(many of these questions you could ask an acquittance without an issue), she refuses to open up to others and never puts any effort into conversations. She knows her issues but does nothing to address it, I assume because she doesn't care.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trusting people isn't required to survive, you could potentially make good arguments against it. So she has no reason to care

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She has a reason to care if she's lonely. I only started talking to her because she was fine with the idea of dating, only for me to find out all of this as I talked to her more.

            >She will actively vanish for a month or more if you ask her a question that makes her uncomfortable
            Relatable.
            I am not a full blown schizo but I have burned so many bridges it's actually funny.
            >she refuses to open up to others and never puts any effort into conversations
            And I used to be just like that 5 years ago. Crazy how much has changed. I will still disappear without excuse though.

            As far as I know she only really talks to one other person via just posting memes at them every now and then. What made you change though?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > She has a reason to care if she's lonely. I only started talking to her because she was fine with the idea of dating, only for me to find out all of this as I talked to her more.

            She's just not interested in you. I'm lonely as frick but I'd rather be alone than lower my standards. It's much worse risking combining your genes with someone inferior to you than being completely alone for forever. Sexual selection is the reason evolution works

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            D'unno if you think you're going to make me feel bad with that, anon. I'm not interested in her, I just talk to her and see her as a friend. She's the one who hasn't broken off contact and made some effort to keep contact.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just how I am. I put no effort into conversations with people I don't care about

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you schizophrenic? If not, then no shit. That's how everyone is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >as far as I know she only really talks to one other person via just posting memes at them every now and then
            How sweet.
            >What made you change though?
            Got adopted by extroverted people and they dragged me along for years and eventually I had to learn how to be more normal.
            But once again I was never actually schizophrenic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see. I've tried to get her to interact more but she'll disappear before any of that, so I don't think there's going to be much if any hope for her. Your friends sound pretty alright too, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I've tried to get her to interact more but she'll disappear before any of that
            Trying to get someone like us to socialise is like taming a wild animal. That's usually the kind of self-image we build for ourselves due to not being able to connect with other: the stray dog.
            So you have to go at it slowly, be extremely patient and willing to sacrifice your own time and satisfaction for no guaranteed result.
            I have met others that were a bit like me. We would talk, and they would respond with a smile and at the same time they would be backing off towards the door trying to leave the room. It can actually be infuriating for a more "normal" person if you don't understand what you are really dealing with.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm probably too friendly of a person then. I don't think she's going to adjust, since at least in text chats I have no issue with talking to people. I'm far from normal though, otherwise I would've dropped her the moment she told me she was not only schizophrenic but didn't take any meds. D'unno, I wish she'd just be direct with me since I don't know what will or won't upset her.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm probably too friendly of a person then.
            You can never be too friendly. Don't be too insecure about sticking to someone problematic. You can deal with it.
            And hell, if you are "far from normal as well" there might be another reason why you are willing to keep that connection. Crazy recognises crazy.

            I thought people meant schizoid when they said schizo. Not schizophrenic

            I am ESL and don't care.
            Also the other anon specifically said the woman he's dealing with is schizophrenic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's encouraging, although I highly doubt I'll get her to open up more. I get the impression that she might hate men, d'unno.
            >Crazy recognises crazy.
            Well, I am overly anxious about people IRL and we both did drop out of school. I'm just a sperg and not a schizophrenic though, I only have altered perception and a proneness to hallucinating in that regard.

            She might be schizoid and not schizophrenic. Google it and checkout the wiki. It's pretty different from each other. But people who have schizoid can hear voices but it's more like tulpas or alters in DID. You can have both though or a array of symptoms

            She said herself that she was schizophrenic but I wouldn't be surprised if she was misdiagnosed. She does seem really rational on some things. I'm aware of both disorders though, I've wondered before if I had Schizoid PD but autism and Schizoid PD have a lot of overlap.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > She said herself that she was schizophrenic but I wouldn't be surprised if she was misdiagnosed. She does seem really rational on some things. I'm aware of both disorders though, I've wondered before if I had Schizoid PD but autism and Schizoid PD have a lot of overlap.

            Yea. I'm a DID system and my alter is a bio molecular chemical engineering professor who does some shit with bombs and the theory of relativity. I've wondered if I have schizoid too, but I think it's more likely that everyone in our system is affected by autism. And for many people who are just that "smart" it's kind of impossible to diagnose us with disorders that haven't been named or identified yet because the medical field hasn't advanced far enough. For example, as a child if I relaxed and closed my eyes I could see things. Like watching tv, ever changing, transforming, like a drug trip. With no emotions attached to any of the visuals. And I wasn't creating them, actively visualizing them, I was only watching. Now, at 36 I finally understand it's simple hyper intelligence that causes stuff like that. It's no where close to schizophrenia. But first off you can have both, like that guy in a Beautiful Mind, but secondly even for those with low intelligence and real schizophrenia there are very few treatments with chemical medication

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >my alter
            Are you sure that you aren't the alter

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Technically we share a body, so in a way I am. And if I feel as if I may die I remember math, science, and even other languages pretty fricking fast. But they want to be really separated for now, hopefully they will want to integrate and I'll remember how they learned all that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My mom thinks I have schizophrenia because she said I'm way to dumb for any part of myself to do everything that my alters do. She said they are just voices who are making things up. The police checking my house twice for bomb threats I never made disagree I think. As do random crying adult men who are in love with m even though I've never met them

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She might be schizoid and not schizophrenic. Google it and checkout the wiki. It's pretty different from each other. But people who have schizoid can hear voices but it's more like tulpas or alters in DID. You can have both though or a array of symptoms

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But people who have schizoid can hear voices but it's more like tulpas or alters in DID
            Ohhh so this is why I've always felt I am like 2 people instead of one.
            I probably should have realised something was up when I started imagining a body for my alter ego too.
            It must be noted that schizoids remain aware that these things are just illusions though. It's more like roleplay rather than a hallucination.
            They think, therefore they are!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought people meant schizoid when they said schizo. Not schizophrenic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >She will actively vanish for a month or more if you ask her a question that makes her uncomfortable
          Relatable.
          I am not a full blown schizo but I have burned so many bridges it's actually funny.
          >she refuses to open up to others and never puts any effort into conversations
          And I used to be just like that 5 years ago. Crazy how much has changed. I will still disappear without excuse though.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is she still in high school at age 60 what the frick who drew this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt realize august had 1972 days either 1/10 art not even realistic

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you into a 26 year old Asian guy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never been attracted to men at all except for faceless hentai men who are effectively sex objects and not people.

      >willingly
      Oh do tell us how Chad ''''raped''' you and you totally didn't ask for it or enjoy it.

      Anyway back to the core issues
      Why haven't you had a boyfriend?
      Do you want one right now?

      My dad raped me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My dad raped me
        mine too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry

          >never willingly done anything sexual with a guy
          Do you think being a rape victim has caused you to be a freak who microwaves potatoes instead of making wedges in the oven?

          Microwave potatos cook easily and taste good. It's just convenient

          >I've never been attracted to men at all except for faceless hentai men who are effectively sex objects and not people.
          Do you want to try being intimate with a man then? Emotionally of course, or maybe some cuddling.

          Not really. I wish I could cuddle with another woman

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dyke
            If you anons don't start saging after reading this, you're not human.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I jerk off to stuff involving dicks and faceless men so I'm not a dyke

            >I wish I could cuddle with another woman
            Then why are you here with your sob story. I'm looking for old fembots who DO want a bf, so frick off and make some space for them yes?

            I don't know.

            well no wonder you're fricked in the head and lost interest in hetero sex then. I'm sorry that happened to you.

            It's ok

            >I'm a 32 year old woman
            Okay but are you fat? Everybody wants to know if you're fat.

            I'm skinnyfat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >involving dicks and faceless men

            No worries, I have 3rd degree burns all over my face, I am basically just bones on the face. So I am a faceless man, can I rap.. I mean cuddle with you?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no thanks. you are a real person, not a masturbation fantasy. you deserve a relationship with someone who connects to you, appreciates you, and loves you (assuming you're not a piece of shit)

            >I'm microwaving a potato
            for dinner? no sauce? some salt at least?

            I added salt, some butter and some cheese

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you deserve a relationship with someone who connects to you, appreciates you, and loves you
            NTA but lol, lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone deserves that. But we live in a horrible world of pain

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Saying "everyone deserves that" while not actively fighting for it is a void statement.
            Here in this very board you have people who the world deemed undeserving of anything, do you think the same? Or will ypu stick to that belief?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't fight for any of my beliefs, they're just that: beliefs. I believe that all humans deserve love and happiness. I also believe that most people will never find the happiness and love they deserve. Life is cruel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop lying. A man that sexy was born to frick and nothing else

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh. so baked potato but microwave. awesome 🙂 hope you enjoy

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >assuming you're not a piece of shit
            naive

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you shave? what are your kinks? do you do anal? do you swallow cum?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I wish I could cuddle with another woman
            Then why are you here with your sob story. I'm looking for old fembots who DO want a bf, so frick off and make some space for them yes?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My dad raped me

            Tell the story. In extreme detail. Anal or veganal? Did it stretch you out? Do you still get horny thinking about it?

            [...]
            You too.

            i meant that my dad also raped the first guy

            I've never been attracted to men at all except for faceless hentai men who are effectively sex objects and not people.

            [...]
            My dad raped me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never been attracted to men at all except for faceless hentai men who are effectively sex objects and not people.
        Do you want to try being intimate with a man then? Emotionally of course, or maybe some cuddling.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My dad raped me

        Tell the story. In extreme detail. Anal or veganal? Did it stretch you out? Do you still get horny thinking about it?

        >My dad raped me
        mine too

        You too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the dark tetrad sadists are here. It was comfy when it was only dark triad but the sadists make everything more sinister

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well no wonder you're fricked in the head and lost interest in hetero sex then. I'm sorry that happened to you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dad raped me
        That's what you get for looking so much like your mother.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hag fembot love!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My alters are asexual and aromantic. I'm not. But I'm an antinatalist so I see the benefit of those things. Ideally I'd want to have sex, romance isn't that interesting to me in the normal way, but if it guarantees me steady safe sex I'll do it

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, I will impregnate you make you have the orgasm of your life everyday.

    Drop discord, but be fast, I have other prostitutes and bussies to frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too soon Pedro, you're not making it easier for your lawyer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooooooooooooooooooooo she was only 32 years old you monster.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >willingly
    Oh do tell us how Chad ''''raped''' you and you totally didn't ask for it or enjoy it.

    Anyway back to the core issues
    Why haven't you had a boyfriend?
    Do you want one right now?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never willingly done anything sexual with a guy
    Do you think being a rape victim has caused you to be a freak who microwaves potatoes instead of making wedges in the oven?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I assume you're ugly

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you literally do not exist. its physically impossible

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a 32 year old woman
    Okay but are you fat? Everybody wants to know if you're fat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is eating a microwaved potato because it is convenient (she is too lazy to even bake a potato). Something tells me probably

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm microwaving a potato
    for dinner? no sauce? some salt at least?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >microwaving a potato
    I bet i make better baked potatoes than you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he bullying the hedgehogs?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marmots grow too powerful if left unchecked

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you kill it?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Mom's friend sister is like you but 34, and her niece is just like her too. I think it's genetic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her niece is just like her too
      Snatch her before someone else turns her into a turbo prostitute

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont care your still sweet to Chad and treat any of us like dogshit

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pleas tell me you arent eating it plain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      no thanks. you are a real person, not a masturbation fantasy. you deserve a relationship with someone who connects to you, appreciates you, and loves you (assuming you're not a piece of shit)

      [...]
      I added salt, some butter and some cheese

      I think she's havin a budget baked potato. bretty kino

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alternatively you could edate me

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never willingly done anything sexual with a guy
    >willingly
    Hot. Tell us about times you were forced.
    >with a guy
    Hot. Tell us about the times you dyked out.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >right now I'm microwaving a potato
    Are you going to have sex with that potato?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for how long do you think youll stay on NSFFW out of curiosity?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So...you're acceptimg boyfriend applications?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want guraposter to tell about his molestation first simply because he hates it so much

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was molested as a kid and I liked it, I coomed, but it wasn't until time passed that I no longer liked it. Because I realized the molesters were the ones who chose when it happened. So them stopping and not doing it when I wanted it is what made me realize it was rape. The rape it's self I found to be pleasurable. When I realized I didn't control when it occured is when I realized something was wrong

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And because that happened to me I think rape and molestation needs to be taught about differently because all the depictions on TV and media shows people knowing that they don't like it. But when you're a kid and the rapists/molesters don't hurt your body, it takes a while to realize something bad happened because you enjoy it in the moment. For me, the deprivation of the rape made me realize it was rape, because prior to that I thought it was sex and I was just extra mature is why the adults chose me

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My most recent ex was molested and raped by a family friend from about 6 to 12.
          She said after it had been going on for 2-3 years she started to question whether it was right, but the pamphlets she read said she should tell someone she trusted if an adult touched her in a way that made her uncomfortable, and since she enjoyed it she figured that must've meant it was okay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And because that happened to me I think rape and molestation needs to be taught about differently because all the depictions on TV and media shows people knowing that they don't like it. But when you're a kid and the rapists/molesters don't hurt your body, it takes a while to realize something bad happened because you enjoy it in the moment. For me, the deprivation of the rape made me realize it was rape, because prior to that I thought it was sex and I was just extra mature is why the adults chose me

        Didn't read. But have a picture

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How's the creator of pepe doing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And because that happened to me I think rape and molestation needs to be taught about differently because all the depictions on TV and media shows people knowing that they don't like it. But when you're a kid and the rapists/molesters don't hurt your body, it takes a while to realize something bad happened because you enjoy it in the moment. For me, the deprivation of the rape made me realize it was rape, because prior to that I thought it was sex and I was just extra mature is why the adults chose me

        That's so fricked up, I've seen those people use the enjoyment as an argument for why it's not bad, but it's good to hear someone break it down so well from the victim's perspective.
        I'm sorry that happened to you, I wish this world wasn't so wrong.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > That's so fricked up, I've seen those people use the enjoyment as an argument for why it's not bad, but it's good to hear someone break it down so well from the victim's perspective

          Yea I know. And also I think hypersexuality in response to molestation may occur because you have to always be ready for it because you don't get to choose when it happens

          My most recent ex was molested and raped by a family friend from about 6 to 12.
          She said after it had been going on for 2-3 years she started to question whether it was right, but the pamphlets she read said she should tell someone she trusted if an adult touched her in a way that made her uncomfortable, and since she enjoyed it she figured that must've meant it was okay.

          Yea. Similar stuff happened to me too. At toddler age in pre school someone came and talked to us about it so I already knew what it was when it started happening but just as you said because they told it to us like "in a way you don't like" I just didn't think it applied to me because I liked it

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    32 year old wizard here. I microwave my eggs, I think I beat you.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 31 year old man, I did do sexual things with a woman once, I have never had a girlfriend, and I am currently laying in bed waiting for sleep.
    How are you, do you ever wish you did have a partner, how do you spend your days?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm op, you can stop being interested in now. I deliberately didn't mention that I'm trans because I wanted people to treat me like a girl

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