Im a hairy, chubby, and stinky virgin with a bit of a porn addiction, could any man want me as I am?

Im a hairy, chubby, and stinky virgin with a bit of a porn addiction, could any man want me as I am? I don't know how to change my habits

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the NSFFW discord spam where the dawn was everything

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it depends on how chubby and how stinky
    but you're hot
    at least you would if it wasn't bait !

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the limit?
      And it's not bait, I'm ugly and genuinely asking

      https://voca.ro/1n26LwjoLR48

      Dude, I hear you everywhere. Just type
      Your dick is probably no match to the futas I jerk off to every day tbf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1c5uXFndW9Qf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Whats the limit?
        idk about the limit of smelliness
        but with weight ig as long as you're not ovese you're good
        > I'm ugly
        don't be mean to yourself anon
        you're cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As long as you were sweet, kind, and kept trying to improve you sound like a good woman. I'd just hope you'd try and work on being healthier but i know that takes time. I'd be willing to try and help, cuz I know how hard it can be to change habit.

        As far as the porn addiction would go I'd just hope you'd prefer to jerk off to me but I know despite my effort I probably ain't as sexy as an anime character

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >As far as the porn addiction would go I'd just hope you'd prefer to jerk off to me but I know despite my effort I probably ain't as sexy as an anime character
          My sex(?) drive is totally high so it wouldn't be unthinkable

          >Stop samegayging I am not going to show you my breasts

          see. Every femcel is just wienerblocking herself through her own mindset.

          You're not gonna frick me through a pic

          >latam
          If this b***h ends up with slowbro because they're in the same shithole I'm going to kms it's not fair to be a geofemcel IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR DIE AHHHHHHH

          Huh? He's from latam too? Also I've read he's like gay or something idk

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My sex(?) drive is totally high so it wouldn't be unthinkable
            Good to hear, I'm into the idea of feeling intimacy more than looks, but soft and chubby women are great so I think we could be pretty compatible. I've got a decent build from lifting, I think my biggest issue is just not having very good abs since I admittedly don't work on them as much as I should.

            But yea in terms of personality and shit as long as you'd wanna grow as a person the way that I do too then I'd definitely want a femcel the way she is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but he's not gay, some troony likes to post they have a thing or something, I'm pretty sure he's into girls only

            >latam
            If this b***h ends up with slowbro because they're in the same shithole I'm going to kms it's not fair to be a geofemcel IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR DIE AHHHHHHH

            Where are you from beautiful

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>You're not gonna frick me through a pic

            >ugh you just want me to send pics.

            deflecting. Some guys would be into you, thats all im saying. Have a nice life.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are fricking up any chance at finding a partner with your porn addiction. You will be married to a dildo and vibrator

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You will be married to a dildo and vibrator
          >tfw you'll never be in a foursome with a chubby stinky neet and her husbandos (phallic)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That is rancid anon. Brain rot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how chubby and hairy you are

      Majide

      >worse
      Tbh idk how it can get worse than troony unless you are trying to honey trap and doxx the gooners

      I'm a cis that could pass as a troony

      I wish it was this easy for a guy to get girls interested.

      You'll get there my man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll get there my man
        How? You can't be a stinky hairy porn addicted guy and get dozens of girls interested in you and asking for your discord like you can with guys simply by being a girl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't be a stinky hairy porn addicted guy and get dozens of girls interested in you
          I'd be interested for sure
          And again, I will remain a lonely virgin too. This is only a silly fleeting internet occurrence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How could you pass as a troony with DDs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hirsutism, blocky face shape

          >Majide
          what??

          Maji yabai!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you might have PCOS then

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do, actually

            Slowpoke will never talk to you b***h die die die die die die die die also go shower lol

            He did, I just didn't know he wasn't a virgin :/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you can get that treated then
            must suck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >admits to being a slob and looking like a troony
            >partner must be chad, tall, ripped, funny, good looking AND a virgin
            I hadn't posted itt yet just in case you're wondering but I'll agree with the other anon and suggest you keep away from that guy, in fact keep away from any guy, you're mentally ill

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in fact keep away from any guy, you're mentally ill

            I can make her worse

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Idk dude I'm all of those things PLUS i'm white

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Majide
        what??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cis male

        There is no way there isnt a dick in hand rn

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1n26LwjoLR48

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should do just one new small change and the rest will follow over time like a chain reaction. If your appearance and hygene are the main issues, well- it's natural to be hairy; fat can be burned easily and is mostly a psychological issue; poor personal hygene is also a psychological issue; same with porn addiction... There are methods and practices to declutter the mind and weaken the attachment to the body and outside things that create addiction. It's very simple but doing it on your own is challenging. Man, I don't remember the last time I saw an unshaven woman in person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't see a reason to change anything
      Being a porn addict is pretty comfy

      >Whats the limit?
      idk about the limit of smelliness
      but with weight ig as long as you're not ovese you're good
      > I'm ugly
      don't be mean to yourself anon
      you're cute

      >idk about the limit of smelliness
      Well how long would you tolerate your gf not showering for?
      And thx anon, bet you're cute too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Well how long would you tolerate your gf not showering for?
        hmm if I was around a girl like that I think after 4-5 days I'd ask her to shower
        Though snugging in bed and getting used to our smells sounds kinda nice
        >bet you're cute too
        thank you

        btw What makes you a porn addict? how often do you consume it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Well how long would you tolerate your gf not showering for?

        Our whole lives.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Well how long would you tolerate your gf not showering for?

        Why is she not showering? Does she believe she'll absorb chemicals from the water supply and become mindcontrolled?

        What's exactly the reason?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My case, I'm just lazy and depressed
          The water definitely makes frogs gays though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't remember the last time I saw an unshaven woman in person.
      nta I don't think I've ever seen an unshaven woman irl (although I don't really pray attention to it)
      but I think hairy girls are kinda hot

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOOO MAMAAAAAAA HONKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LEMME GRAB YA AT THE breasts !!!!!!!!!!! GAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGA HEY BABEEEEE

    hey. let's be a little serious. we have to be commitedd . i don't want to just be your fling. i'm looking for a wife. if you can't be that, that's fine, but you have to stay out of my life, my family is very serious, my dad is a fricking seantor. i can't associate with you, if you're still like this. please, change your ways. i want to make you my precious little woman, please, don't be like this anymore, lay off the porn, take a shower, and then we can be something. stop messing around, you're wasting your life.

    last night, you literally stained your underwear brown while fricking playing ratchet and clank 3, and i had to wash them? you think it's funny acting like that? and WHAT THE FRICK do i see? you making this fricking post on NSFFW, i fricking saw you in your room making this, come back and let's have a fricking talk, you're not slipping yoru way out of this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lul
      I can't tell how much of this is a larp. If it isn't, congrats, your gf sounds hot

      >Well how long would you tolerate your gf not showering for?
      hmm if I was around a girl like that I think after 4-5 days I'd ask her to shower
      Though snugging in bed and getting used to our smells sounds kinda nice
      >bet you're cute too
      thank you

      btw What makes you a porn addict? how often do you consume it?

      It's been a week since I don't shower already, my bad
      And when I'm free I just like to look at porn for hours. I jerk off 2-3 times per day
      Hbu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HEH.....

        you think she's hiot? i guess, sher on my peanus 🙂 her dad is dead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's been a week since I don't shower
        what do you not shower?
        is it because you just don't want to or is it because you don't leave the house often so you don't feel the need to shower?
        >And when I'm free I just like to look at porn for hours.
        It does sound like an addiction, what do you like about it?
        >I jerk off 2-3 times per day
        huh I expected more (not that it's a bad thing)
        >Hbu
        you're asking about showering or the other thing? ;]

  6. 3 weeks ago
    all fields

    youre not chubby youre just fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is a space between 'average' and fat, but yeah op is probably fat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youre not chubby youre just fat

        I'm kinda like picrel in weight, maybe a bit more belly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They you're probably chubby, unless your abdomen looks like something people would call a "gut".

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't help you OP, but I can tell you you're exactly what the hottest guy in this board is looking for. Look up archives for 'slowpoke' or 'stinky' or something like that, you'll find him

    t. bottom that would give an arm to frick slowpokeanon if ur reading this ily

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait wasn't that a shitpost? That guy is so schizo I can't tell if he's actually serious in like half his posts, pretty funny dude tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's so special about slowpokeanon?
      I've seen him a couple of times he just seems like a normal anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >normal
        He looks much more chad than the average poster but is somehow three times as awkward, I wouldn't really call him normal, it's a pretty entertaining guy anyway

        [...]
        I'm not very aware of this
        [...]
        I'm asking about both really

        I have his discord # but I'd really rathet not dox people I barely know on a personal level. Look up the archive and if you're interested give a contact I can pass up to him, who knows

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't help you OP, but I can tell you you're exactly what the hottest guy in this board is looking for. Look up archives for 'slowpoke' or 'stinky' or something like that, you'll find him

          t. bottom that would give an arm to frick slowpokeanon if ur reading this ily

          Damn I just looked him up. How does a guy that look like that want a fatso?
          That's some anime stuff. No way I'm giving my tag to a larper

          just how chubby are we talking about? also are you white?

          Like picrel, overweight
          I am white I guess

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > Hey Internet no one wants me, here's what I look like
            > hundreds of guys "I'll bang you right now"
            > Nah I'm not attractive bye

            fricking femoids

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hundreds of guys
            Not a single guy on this thread has said all those qualities are attractive, we're just having a civil discussion
            And these are silly internet people, I will remain a virgin, you know

            post a pic and blurr out face so we can rate ya. also if you are hairy you can just shave. it's literally 30 minutes of time if you are seriously hairy. but tbh i like hairy armpits/vegana

            Ohohoho feeling lucky aren't you
            You're in the wrong thread buddy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            could at least tell you then, if I'd want you for your body. other traits can allways up/down the level of attractiveness

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ohohoho feeling lucky aren't you
            >You're in the wrong thread buddy

            i guess you weren't in the /b/ thread where the girl posted herself and half the guys were like "I love the hair you hot as frick"

            You are just delusional.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >larper
            He posted timestamps before. Make a tempmail or something, or just remake this thread (or keep it alive) until tomorrow, he's a weekend shitposter type of guy

            >He looks much more chad
            oh I think he was a fun poster
            but as always it's all about looks -_-

            It's just interesting, like the person he is does not match his looks whatsoever. And yeah it's fun we're in a server and his discussions with other autists are always funny to watch

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll keep it in mind

            where from femanon ? and are your boobies anywhere close to picrel?

            Latam
            Where are YOU from
            And yeah pretty similar too

            >Ohohoho feeling lucky aren't you
            >You're in the wrong thread buddy

            i guess you weren't in the /b/ thread where the girl posted herself and half the guys were like "I love the hair you hot as frick"

            You are just delusional.

            Stop samegayging I am not going to show you my breasts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop samegayging I am not going to show you my breasts

            see. Every femcel is just wienerblocking herself through her own mindset.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >see. Every femcel is just wienerblocking herself through her own mindset.

            Women can get sex for free almost immediately, and incels still have to pay other women.

            And yet the femcels don't even realize how things work, how fricking stupid are they?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im from SE EU, never saw a femanon post from latam before
            keep me in mind too or I'll be jealous, even though I dont browse here often

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            where from femanon ? and are your boobies anywhere close to picrel?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He looks much more chad
          oh I think he was a fun poster
          but as always it's all about looks -_-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait wasn't that a shitpost? That guy is so schizo I can't tell if he's actually serious in like half his posts, pretty funny dude tho

      I'm not very aware of this

      >It's been a week since I don't shower
      what do you not shower?
      is it because you just don't want to or is it because you don't leave the house often so you don't feel the need to shower?
      >And when I'm free I just like to look at porn for hours.
      It does sound like an addiction, what do you like about it?
      >I jerk off 2-3 times per day
      huh I expected more (not that it's a bad thing)
      >Hbu
      you're asking about showering or the other thing? ;]

      I'm asking about both really

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >asking about both really
        well I try to shower pretty regularly, I usually don't go more than 3 days without a shower and when it's summer and I go outside to have fun often, I shower more or less every day
        And when if comes masturbation it varies, sometimes I don't fap at all sometimes it's 4-5 times but usually it's around 1-2 times a day

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind you being hairy chubby and stinky as long as you work on your porn addiction and also depending on what your personality is like.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm curious, me not showering/shaving and being overweight is ok but you draw the line at porn addiction? How come?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind you not shaving, nothing wrong with that. I thought you stank despite showering. You definitely should shower but it's also kinda hot when girls smell musky.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just how chubby are we talking about? also are you white?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post a pic and blurr out face so we can rate ya. also if you are hairy you can just shave. it's literally 30 minutes of time if you are seriously hairy. but tbh i like hairy armpits/vegana

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >latam
    If this b***h ends up with slowbro because they're in the same shithole I'm going to kms it's not fair to be a geofemcel IT'S NOT FRICKING FAIR DIE AHHHHHHH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not an incel but being from EU I know how you feel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being from EU
        me too
        this place has no fembots
        it's over

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being with a smelly porn addict fembot sounds cool
    Imagine having musky sex and and her teaching you how to press her buttons just right

    Do you have any BF requirements like height or dick size? do you care about that stuff?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you have any BF requirements like height or dick size? do you care about that stuff?
      Frick no, who do you take me for. Caring about height is extremely gay

      >My sex(?) drive is totally high so it wouldn't be unthinkable
      Good to hear, I'm into the idea of feeling intimacy more than looks, but soft and chubby women are great so I think we could be pretty compatible. I've got a decent build from lifting, I think my biggest issue is just not having very good abs since I admittedly don't work on them as much as I should.

      But yea in terms of personality and shit as long as you'd wanna grow as a person the way that I do too then I'd definitely want a femcel the way she is

      In what ways do you wanna grow as a person?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh there's simple stuff like wanting to hit the physical goals I have for strength and fighting since I'm passionate about that stuff and competing more, but also shit like trying to keep working on my outlook and trying to get over bad habits I've got since I've struggled with a really high sex drive too. Pretty simple stuff but just really working to be the best I can, I guess.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats the most disgusting drawing i have ever seen in my entire life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they only unattractive thing is that she smokes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she looks like a fricking animal dawg ewewewwwew

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I think they only unattractive thing is that she smokes

        the zoomer has entered the thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thats the most disgusting drawing i have ever seen in my entire life

      heheh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tho those hairy nipples are cute
        she's not hairy enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God look at that body it looks like it's desperate to be fricked, a snail trail all the way to the pussy, the hair on the nipples. the slight acne on her chest.

        Her body is just begging for her to get fricked senseless.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is pretty hot ngl
        are there fembots like this here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chubby
        Call me a blind but i don't see how exactly your chubby. Unless your ass and thighs are thick (which is a bonus) but you are skinny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did you even read the timestamp anon thats not her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go google 'shitting dicknipples' and get back to us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound pretty gay heh

      Eh there's simple stuff like wanting to hit the physical goals I have for strength and fighting since I'm passionate about that stuff and competing more, but also shit like trying to keep working on my outlook and trying to get over bad habits I've got since I've struggled with a really high sex drive too. Pretty simple stuff but just really working to be the best I can, I guess.

      You sure you're not a regular porn consumer too?

      tho those hairy nipples are cute
      she's not hairy enough

      She's just shaven I believe

      >Im a hairy, chubby, and stinky virgin with a bit of a porn addiction

      This is my bait. It was made for me.

      If this is your type... Why?

      >Well how long would you tolerate your gf not showering for?

      Our whole lives.

      Sounds unsustainable, are you sure?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie that looks like a man
        wide shoulders
        hairy
        man legs
        swamp pussy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Swamp pussy
          Men have of those?? Awesome

          https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706885807404750.jpg

          Hey OP, I got the greenlight from slowpoke to give you this. Not responsible for outcomes though

          [email protected]

          Weirdo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Weirdo
            I'm just trying to help both of you, stupid. Also he's too wholesome for you anyway, maybe that was a poor idea

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If this is your type... Why?

        I love the way chubby people feel when I grope them, it's so soft and anywhere I put my hands can be an enjoyable squeeze. I don't feel like I can go all out when I frick someone skinny, I always worry about breaking them, but chub is good padding.

        I love body hair both because it feels nice (when it's not stubbly because the person shaves) and because it holds the scent of sweat better. There's few things hotter than a full bush of pubes with a thick happy trail up to the belly button.

        The smell of sweat turns me on, and the more days it builds up, the more I like it. I've had problems with getting aroused working with people that didn't use deodorant and smelled like rank sweat.

        As for the porn addiction, I'm a bit of a porn addict myself. I'd love to have someone stinky and pervy that I could set up a nice goon cave for and go visit to wrap myself around and cuddlegrope while they get themselves off. Especially if they use me as a dildo from time to time.

        >Sounds unsustainable, are you sure?

        I wouldn't need you to leave the house or do anything but jerk off and let me jerk off while huffing your stink. Sex would be ideal but it's fine if you're not comfortable with that. I'm certainly not going to require you to never shower, I'm fine with your choice of shower schedule as long as it's less often than daily.

        OP, have you ever considered being kept as a beloved pet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't get me wrong I also like smelly gropable fatties but you talk like you've got plenty of sexual experience. You'd want to frick something like me? Something's wrong with you
          >I've had problems with getting aroused working with people that didn't use deodorant and smelled like rank sweat.
          Frick that's relatable, specially when they are the types that seem clean and proper but still stink of musk sometimes
          >OP, have you ever considered being kept as a beloved pet?
          I'm just... Flattered. Are you messing with me?

          You need to date older
          Men in 30s will love you, worship your body and wash you daily with tongue even even your dirty unshowered butthole and greasy smegma vag. They will get in from work, and immediately demand to press their nose in your oily, stinking armpit. Your too-long armpit hair becomes tooth floss for the old man. You dont even have to worry cleaning your feet anymore as the tongue swabbing will continue to all extremities. Your fermented perverse odour hitting nostrils awakens an old mans sleeping libido. Too lazy to go toilet is ok, old man is here as toilet on demand. Not to mention, You will be provided everything you need with a 30s mans stable income. Plus they are all pervy old bastards who love porn too. What are you even waiting for.. get with 30s old man

          That sounds pretty hot and I'm okay with having an old man take my virginity but where am I supposed to find and contact him lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >where am I supposed to find and contact him lmao
            Ok.. every +30 ITT drop your discord, ive given you an in.. thank me later

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't get me wrong I also like smelly gropable fatties but you talk like you've got plenty of sexual experience. You'd want to frick something like me?

            I do have plenty of experience, and I know what I like. I would definitely frick you given the opportunity.

            >Something's wrong with you

            Accurate, but I do the best I can with what I've got.

            >>OP, have you ever considered being kept as a beloved pet?
            >I'm just... Flattered. Are you messing with me?

            Nope, I'm embarassingly serious about finding a stinky hairy coomer to keep as a pet. I make genuinely absurd money as a software engineer and would love to be a patron of the art of masturbation.

            In the interest of full disclosure, I'm married and we're polyamorous. We're both bi, but she's not nearly as into stink and porn as I am.

            If you want to meet up and see how we get along, I'd be happy to buy you plane tickets to any anime con or similar event that's coming up.

            >That sounds pretty hot and I'm okay with having an old man take my virginity but where am I supposed to find and contact him lmao

            I'm 35. [email protected]

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yup, OPs gonna get caged and eventually decapitated

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm only dangerous to hearts and peoples' sense of self-respect

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Everything about you is genuinely disgusting and I pray both you and your wife are violently killed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hard agree
            Something very wrong.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do not frick with married men, sorry

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough, there are definitely single guys with similar tastes. Keep at it and you can definitely track one down. Best of luck!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Genuine scum like this post among us
            Please get hit by a car or go back to your fetish subreddits

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >go back to your fetish subreddits

            I've been here since before reddit existed. Enjoy your vanilla sex life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And youre a larper too
            Ack yourself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What, it's not plausible to you that a 35 year old man started using NSFFW at university in 2006?

            You can do the bare minimum and be monogamous instead of humblebragging

            Monogamy is overrated and unrealistic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can do the bare minimum and be monogamous instead of humblebragging

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Im a hairy, chubby, and stinky virgin with a bit of a porn addiction

    This is my bait. It was made for me.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP, I got the greenlight from slowpoke to give you this. Not responsible for outcomes though

    [email protected]

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not OP but I'll be his boywife thanks for posting :3333

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I called dibs on OP as my boywife so I guess that makes you my grandboywife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was meant for

        https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706885807404750.jpg

        Hey OP, I got the greenlight from slowpoke to give you this. Not responsible for outcomes though

        [email protected]

        whoops you can keep the femcel I just want slowpoke ^////^

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to date older
    Men in 30s will love you, worship your body and wash you daily with tongue even even your dirty unshowered butthole and greasy smegma vag. They will get in from work, and immediately demand to press their nose in your oily, stinking armpit. Your too-long armpit hair becomes tooth floss for the old man. You dont even have to worry cleaning your feet anymore as the tongue swabbing will continue to all extremities. Your fermented perverse odour hitting nostrils awakens an old mans sleeping libido. Too lazy to go toilet is ok, old man is here as toilet on demand. Not to mention, You will be provided everything you need with a 30s mans stable income. Plus they are all pervy old bastards who love porn too. What are you even waiting for.. get with 30s old man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 22 and want to do all of that lovingly except the toilet part, but I can't because poor. fml

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >except the toilet part
        This is why young losers like him are no good for you OP. You need a 30s old man who loves you whole even drink your pee happily. This zoomer will flake out when you start to get real stinky nasty disgusting. But old man loves it always.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pee isn't a total dealbreaker, I would try it once but if someone wants to be poo'd on they are some sort of freak

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't wanna do either with you femanon I'm only 20 but I want to cum inside of a chubby, sweaty lady pls femanon let's give each other our virginities

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the 22 yo. guy, he responded to my post >.<

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, right then, my bad Anon

            I just want to frick OP very, very badly

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's unbelievable that Black folk on here will try to funnel women to other guys. Cuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      catfish OP mad that no one posts their contacts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be a shame if someone who was genuinely interested in me got filtered for thinking I'm a catfish tbh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's going to be majority.
          If you want to be believable, the least you can do is post your own throwaway contact for people to add

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I just have no idea why anyone would help a little frickin e-chad. Why share that shit? You think he needs a little piggy offered on a silver platter to him? What's wrong with you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the guy you're quoting. I don't personally know slowbro or have his contact, but a lot of people like him for an assortment of reasons and it doesn't seem that farfetched that some will help him on his quest however they can.

          >chad
          Remember, he's on NSFFW. Looks can be deceiving

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All men are competition, theres no point to trying to hook up someone who makes these epic funny posts while showing off his body. It does nothing for you. You are still an incel

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have a girlfriend though. Do you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I also do. What do I get out of helping scum who wouldn't do anything to return the kindness given towards me?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's obviously malicious trying to hook up his favorite lolcow with a date for lols. A despicable bully who wants to see the awkwardness and drama unfold.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a (well) married woman with a kid. There's no malice in my post, I see two people who could be happy together and I am bringing them together. Many people have found relationships in NSFFW, myself included

            I think slowpoke could do better than NSFFW women yes, but it's a decision of his own so

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah nah youre a total homosexual and this slowbro is now on my radar because of you
            Ill make sure that poser never posts again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >death threatening slowpokeanon of all people
            He's a big guy, little man.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Im a hairy, chubby, and stinky virgin with a bit of a porn addiction, could any man want me as I am? I don't know how to change my habits
    Yes, none of that is a problem, most is positive.
    Hairy women are hot: bush, underarms, legs, ass, tummy, even unusual places like breasts. Slight moustaches are fine too.
    As for the smells, for some reason, it's a penis on-switch: feet, pussy, ass, underarms, it's all good.
    Virgin is a plus, chubby is fine if it's not in downright fat territory.
    Honestly just washing once after every menstrual period would be fine, as long as you brushed your teeth twice a day.
    The problem is that I'm an early 40s autist in a dead career, deader marriage, with a kid. Stinky fembots can easily get smellgay chads.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id take a hairy pit girl gf

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your tummy. Please. I need to make sure how you look like before answering a question like that. I think you should get an electric razor and shave off your legs and leave everything else and if you stink then it's good and go on a walk, squat and massage your calves so your legs don't get weak

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you dont bathe/remove hair because you are just lazy and not ideological reasons

    Are you ok with me doing it for you. Like getting a spa treatment. I'll wash your body, hair, run you a bath, wax your hair, pubes, pedicure..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you dare touch her pubes with that wax you fricking Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm with this guy, save the rainforest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wax
      Moids don't know pain

      >except the toilet part
      This is why young losers like him are no good for you OP. You need a 30s old man who loves you whole even drink your pee happily. This zoomer will flake out when you start to get real stinky nasty disgusting. But old man loves it always.

      You keep bringing that up, are you a guy on his 30s with those tastes

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706892826285167.jpg

      Don't you dare touch her pubes with that wax you fricking Black person

      I'm with this guy, save the rainforest

      This got a chuckle out of me lmao

      if you really do look like that image i swear to fricking god I'd drop everything and spend every penny I have to fly to europe and spoil you with everything i can possibly offer just to make love with you and cum inside of your beautiful, soft, sweaty body.

      Oh wow, um, who's this

      do you have big breasts like that?
      if so, I will breed you.

      Pair of DDs baby

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pair of DDs baby
        okay discord?
        I want you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im surprised nobody asked:

        What are your favorite tags? What weird shit do you like?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Moids don't know pain
        I have waxed myself. And male pubic hair, leg hair is much more painful to rip out. Girls hair is soft and sparse in comparison. Easier to remove. You only do it per month anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh wow, um, who's this
        someone who wants to take your virginity with the passion a woman like you deserves, you sexy little think. I want to give you everything you need and everything I have just to see a woman like you cum, fembot <3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you arent a virgin too this is cringe homosexualry

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i am i wanna lose it to a woman like op

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >someone who wants to take your virginity with the passion a woman like you deserves, you sexy little think. I want to give you everything you need and everything I have just to see a woman like you cum, fembot <3
          cringiest post itt.
          jesus christ

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you really do look like that image i swear to fricking god I'd drop everything and spend every penny I have to fly to europe and spoil you with everything i can possibly offer just to make love with you and cum inside of your beautiful, soft, sweaty body.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you have big breasts like that?
    if so, I will breed you.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread has been up for quite a while
    OP have you came to any conclusions? was there something that suprised you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it has been very comfy. I haven't been called a troony once and no one started arguing about my virginity. Some anons talked amongst themselves without bringing me up and that's pretty nice
      I didn't think that some men were into this though

      >Moids don't know pain
      I have waxed myself. And male pubic hair, leg hair is much more painful to rip out. Girls hair is soft and sparse in comparison. Easier to remove. You only do it per month anyway.

      >Girls hair is soft and sparse in comparison.
      LMAO

      Im surprised nobody asked:

      What are your favorite tags? What weird shit do you like?

      >Favorite tags
      That information is literally undisclosable for me even under anonymity. Just, weird disgusting things. Feel free to tell me yours though

      >Pair of DDs baby
      okay discord?
      I want you.

      Hard agree

      >Pair of DDs baby
      okay discord?
      I want you.

      Goddamit I ended up making a discord account just for this, pls don't add me just because I'm an F. Thanks
      anon04768

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's mine now. All of you should have a nice day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up homosexual you are moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jelly?
            you're too late. I win.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With that attitude you arent going to be in her dms for more than an hour and then will cry on here that you got turned down

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just kidding, anon. Don't take it too seriously lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just, weird disgusting things
        I wont judge tbh
        As long as it doesnt involve bugs I could care less, hell ill even give it an honest try myself and trll you what i think about your taste

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it doesn't involve bugs. If you really want to know you can add me

          Yall do realize op is a troony with self esteem issues jerking off to your validation, right?

          Worse

          >Honestly it has been very comfy.
          true
          It's nice you were active and responded to people
          Too many people make a thread, never answer anybody and then the thread dies without any discussion happening
          >didn't think that some men were into this though
          really!? it wierd to me girls didn't know guys find that stuff hot lol

          >don't add me just because I'm an F. Thanks
          nta
          maybe I'll add you too if you're okay with that, but I don't know you well enough for that yet
          What are you interests and hobbies? aside from being hairy, chubby, and stinky
          What kind of things do you like to do or wish you could do?

          >maybe I'll add you too if you're okay with that
          Of course! I really posted the tag for everyone on the thread that might be interested in a conversation

          Makes sense because they don't understand the difference in male female body hair. Was legit confused

          The first time I waxed I literally BLED because my hairs were so thick. I have this little thing called hirsutism

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >worse
            Tbh idk how it can get worse than troony unless you are trying to honey trap and doxx the gooners

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's normal to bleed a bit. Because you rip the hair from the root. But with continued waxing, over time many of the hairs stop growing back so it is easier.
            >Hirsutism
            I think you meant.. autism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Honestly it has been very comfy.
        true
        It's nice you were active and responded to people
        Too many people make a thread, never answer anybody and then the thread dies without any discussion happening
        >didn't think that some men were into this though
        really!? it wierd to me girls didn't know guys find that stuff hot lol

        >don't add me just because I'm an F. Thanks
        nta
        maybe I'll add you too if you're okay with that, but I don't know you well enough for that yet
        What are you interests and hobbies? aside from being hairy, chubby, and stinky
        What kind of things do you like to do or wish you could do?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Accept my invite to I can learn about your fetishes, they must be fascinating if you can't even admit to them anonymously.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yall do realize op is a troony with self esteem issues jerking off to your validation, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense because they don't understand the difference in male female body hair. Was legit confused

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If anyone refers to themselves as F on here, there is a >95% chance they are troony and just not announcing that part. Gold if you love femboys, but there is definitely no vegana at that keyboard

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how chubby and hairy you are

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was this easy for a guy to get girls interested.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some bait posted by a troony to get validation from moronic Black folk here or is it legit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schrodinger's moron

      It's normal to bleed a bit. Because you rip the hair from the root. But with continued waxing, over time many of the hairs stop growing back so it is easier.
      >Hirsutism
      I think you meant.. autism

      You don't know shiiiet about hair growth and waxing

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes absolutely yes unless you are trans then no i don't take part in homosexualry

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slowpoke will never talk to you b***h die die die die die die die die also go shower lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whi the frick is Slowpoke?
      Lore?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This bait fricking sucks but as usual still gets 100+ replies. I hate this place so much

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    op, can i be your practice e-bf if you don't find anyone
    i can't support a real relationship but i could save you from being lonely for a bit

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LULZ seethes about bottom tier women having such an ego and then feeds them like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bottom tier women

      Bottom tier is normies who shave, work a job they hate, have every shred of sexuality destroyed by SSRIs, and insist that you step up and be a father to the mistake she made at 19.

      OP is a high-tier woman. Women should be voluptuous. Women should have natural hair. Women should have extensive sexual fantasies and a high sex drive. Women should smell like they just spent the last 16 hours with a hitachi between their legs. I'm sorry you have bad taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >such an ego
      but op is nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the real problem with women like OP is their *low* self esteem, they'll think they're undesirable and you're not serious even if you describe in painstaking detail why you want them specifically.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they'll think they're undesirable and you're not serious even if you describe in painstaking detail
          honestly that's probably some kind of mental disorder which it pretty sad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Objectively I've got a lot of qualities that make me undesirable, I'm okay with that

          >admits to being a slob and looking like a troony
          >partner must be chad, tall, ripped, funny, good looking AND a virgin
          I hadn't posted itt yet just in case you're wondering but I'll agree with the other anon and suggest you keep away from that guy, in fact keep away from any guy, you're mentally ill

          >admits to being a slob and looking like a troony
          >partner must be chad, tall, ripped, funny, good looking AND a virgin
          Uh, no, just virgin? And not a normie

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes it's one of these "femcels"
    Literally female version of wheat fields meme

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has been fun, I'm going to sleep
    I'll post my tag again in case anyone wants to keep talking tomorrow. Bye bye
    anon04768

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goodnight
      don't let the bedbugs bite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she probably has bedbugs in her coochie

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