I'm going to have a psychotic break to due lack of gf

I'm going to have a psychotic break to due lack of gf

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried getting a gf? How old are you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have you tried getting a gf?
      i hit on femanons daily
      >How old are you
      26 years old

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hit on femanons daily
        There are literally no women on this board. Try getting irl puss

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People don't date or meet in real life anymore

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that is weird because I am going on a date later tonight with a woman (I am a biological man)

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a realistic silicone woman doll bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need someone who can birth my children and experience romance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ew, no wonder they wont frick you.

        People don't date or meet in real life anymore

        last part is a cope

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ew, no wonder they wont frick you.
          what?

          that is weird because I am going on a date later tonight with a woman (I am a biological man)

          where did you meet?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tinder originally

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so you met on the internet...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah we met on a website which shows people within a designated range and has pictures and chat capabilities and you are both there because you wanna fugg and date

            But good luck meeting a woman here on LULZ. I guess it is possible, but so is getting murdered by a fat b***h

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LULZ girls are higher quality and more relatable

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have been posting here for years (think closer to a decade or more) and there are no quality women. Gl bro but I would try talking to real women and then your dick might get wet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't need my dick wet. i need a wife

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah women want to have sex and will not submit (be you wife) if you wont frick them silly goose.

            >But good luck meeting a woman here on LULZ
            Bro I would never meet someone from NSFFW. Women don't exist on NSFFW. They are men larping as women or trannies which are just men larping as women.

            I tried to explain that to the other guy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But good luck meeting a woman here on LULZ
            Bro I would never meet someone from NSFFW. Women don't exist on NSFFW. They are men larping as women or trannies which are just men larping as women.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            most NSFFW users are cute, shy virgin girls

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >birth my children
            yeah no. Not yours.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I need someone who can birth my children and experience romance
          >Ew, no wonder they wont frick you.
          butthole identified

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you want romance go bring a hooker on a date. You deserve nothing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i could never feel romance with a hooker or see them as wife material

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah so I guess you'll die alone then.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kys scumbag

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Truth hurts, I know. Women don't settle for post wall fatties, sorry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just think positive thoughts and breathe slowly and rhythmically

        you dont need that. you just need to be happy, thats it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you dont need that. you just need to be happy, thats it.
          i will never be satisfied with anything until my wife births my children

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you. Let us know how it goes

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same. My oneitis is driving me crazy. I'm probably actually psychotic at this point. I'm manic and delusional. I want love, but not just any love, her love.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    life is still pretty good without a GF. theres lots of things to do like going for walk and play video games. i have a 60% winrate in my favorite MOBA right now, although i wasn't trying very hard, i could do much better if i wanted to.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've played enough video games and they will never be fulfilling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i have a 60% winrate in my favorite MOBA right now
      Anon do you know what's more enjoyable than winning a meaningless game? Going out on cute dates and receiving attention from someone who cares about you. Life is ok with out a GF. But I think most of us here would prefer to not be alone.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who lost my virginity at 27 and got my first gf then too, I could totally live a comfortable and fulfilling life all alone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only future i see in life is with my wife and kids so i can't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can understand some people feel that way. I think I might just be the abnormal one.
        Maybe try dating apps. That's the route I took. At 25 I just got this dread and that I have to take some action or I'm dying a virgin.
        Tinder was a very bad experience but somehow I ended up seeing a person I liked who seemed to like me too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what was bad about it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At first when I made my profile I got a bit excited because I had something like 10 likes on my first day. And I really got my hopes up thinking that there are actually plenty of girls who might like me.
            Then you realize that getting a like doesn't really mean anything. It's so hard to go from that to actually getting the girl to interact with you and even further getting them on a date. Idk could be that I'm just the worst at chatting with people.
            Then there's the times when you get stood up and that really sucks. And also when you finally meet a girl you thought was cute in her heavily edited pics but actually looks like a swamp monster irl and reeks of cat piss.
            For me the app was just a really stressfull experience overall.
            It kinda gives you a bit of hope but then just pulls the rug under you and I think all it did for me was lower my confidence and self-image even further.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            um yeah that's the type of things i was hoping to avoid by getting a femanon gf

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im going to slit to neck arteries and hopefully drown in my own blood,
    thank you women who never gave me attention

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