I'm gonna be a 32 year old virgin in a week.

I'm gonna be a 32 year old virgin in a week.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33 and a virgin, I guess we're not so different!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you 2 gays have made a love match and can lose your homosexual virginity

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you living in someone closet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more of a laundry room, but it's comfy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's comfy.
        Massive cope on your end there, buddy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leave him alone. He reminds me of mad thad.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy birthday for next week!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy early birthday, Chad! Here's to another year of good times!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but can you give us a newer pic Marco

      This is Marco? was he always a public gooner?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but can you give us a newer pic Marco

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not much has changed. I'm chilling watching horror movies.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro got Ronald Mcdonald shoes and barbecue sauce in the bottom left kek

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm gonna be a 32 year old virgin in a week."
    >Looking at his room
    >Clown Shoes
    >BBQ Sauce/Vinegarette bottle on the floor
    >Dirty bedding
    >Drawer that's clearly not meant for that desk
    >Lamp arm in front of the monitor
    >Porn on screen
    >No windows
    >Cabling across the floor
    >Gundam poster
    >basic microphone and pop filter
    >Stacks of games
    >Samurai sword replica
    >Single Bed
    >Spicy seasoning on the floor next to bed
    >Obviously living in his parents laundry room
    Yeah I'm not surprised. Damn b***h you live like this!? You're basically human pussy repellent.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The real kicker is
      >mirror next to the gooning station
      Watching yourself jerk off just feels wrong and humiliating on so many levels.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah my ability to repel pussy is actually quite amazing. I'm in a league of my own.

      Why don't you just get a hooker?

      I'm actually cool with being a virgin, and hookers are gross.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you black or brown?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mate how the frick do you sleep in a dirty bed? Please put your bedding in the wash. You'll feel so much better for it. I'll even do it at the same time and post proof.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not really dirty other than peanut crumbs from last night.

          >it's comfy.
          Massive cope on your end there, buddy.

          Man you have no idea lol.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly this is a pretty cozy setup. If I didn't enjoy having space to do simple calisthenics I probably wouldn't mind this.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Believe it or not but there is enough room to workout. Curls, shadowboxing, pushups, sits ups, wall sits, etc.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick me you have so little to keep clean and yet you live in squalor. why?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you change the smoke alarm batteries in your house?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, it's a must since I record a lot of audio.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The sword of legend
        >Chinesium iron folded once
        >Sneezed on by a depressed chinese factory worker, and thus his sole resides in the iron
        >If you slice someone with it, their social credit score will go down
        >If you stab them with it they'll die of industrial chemical poisoning in their 40s
        Black Shamurai, I kneel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"I'm gonna be a 32 year old virgin in a week."
          >Looking at his room
          >Clown Shoes
          >BBQ Sauce/Vinegarette bottle on the floor
          >Dirty bedding
          >Drawer that's clearly not meant for that desk
          >Lamp arm in front of the monitor
          >Porn on screen
          >No windows
          >Cabling across the floor
          >Gundam poster
          >basic microphone and pop filter
          >Stacks of games
          >Samurai sword replica
          >Single Bed
          >Spicy seasoning on the floor next to bed
          >Obviously living in his parents laundry room
          Yeah I'm not surprised. Damn b***h you live like this!? You're basically human pussy repellent.

          I want to know what's at the top of the shelf.
          That picture...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps a dead sibling, or a picture of themselves as a child, a reminder of happier days.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you just get a hooker?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly with stds and the low quality of women these days you're better off. I wish I was still a virgin. Except for the life experience and understanding I would have been better off never having sex with any females.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy early birthday, anon!
    Originally

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah no wonder

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