Im marrying a Greek woman, what am I in for?

In 2 months I will be officially be married in Greece to a 19 year old pharmacist student. I am 20 and this is kinda of like an arranged marriage (mostly on her end). She barely speak English and I barely speak Greek and we only saw each other since we were 9, like 2 months in a year, I’m not the most social person and neither is she. Her mother is mostly obsessed with us getting married and it’s probably because she wants her to have a better life in Canada. When I went there, she made us both sit in the back of car while she put weird Greek music and it was the most awkward moment of our life. Then when we arrive at the house, she “ desperately” wants me to see their new TV downstairs in the basement in a bedroom, obviously the girl was right there, she then leaves to go make us food (which didn’t arrive for 3 hours) . We sat on the bed not speaking for those long 3 hours, watching the news. WHAT THE HELL AM I IN FOR?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a better life in Canada
    doubt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The average leaf marries a chink or poo so you’re doing way better than average

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you’re right but I’m kinda nervous about having sex for the first time, I’m an shy person (generally speaking) but she’s shy to another level

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just put pp inside and move up and down

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Inside what
          Remember, he’s Greek and so is she

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Chink or Poo
      No lol women only go with whites

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the first “my big fat Greek wedding.” It’s a little overdramatic but pretty accurate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve seen them all and I am Greek (not born there)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So how come you barely speak Greek you doodoo ass Black person, what did you speak to your parents growing up ?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of anal, great dinners (if she can cook) and a prestigious moustache the likes of which the world has never seen since the days of p t Barnum.
    Basically, you’re winning

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Greeks don't marry Indians you streetshitter

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you're both white and this ain't bait, you're getting married in the traditional sense, so you don't have to worry about getting divorce raped unlike other anons, they will want grandkids though so you might have to breed her, thankfully though your fiance most likely never had a boyfriend and partner before so as long as you keep her safe and away from degenerates and liberals in canada you're gonna have a good wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes she’s obviously a virgin shy woman. But I’m very nervous about the wedding itself, WE HAVE NEVER EVEN KISSED, then we’re gonna be in a room and it’s going to be awkward, I’ve already experienced it for 3 hours with no expectations and it’s was so awkward

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leaf Anon, you have a virgin wife and you're both gonna be each other's first time in everything, cherish it, you're luckier than most of us

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone notice that there are only about five names for Greeks? Kon, dimitri, straveos, Yan is and Maria? And that’s just the men

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You two can make even more autistic people together.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hairy nipples and a vag smelling of garlic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She'll be fine. I wish you well.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dolmas

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna deny, I keked while reading, although it's not political in the slightest, I hope the jannies spare your shitpoasting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How is it shit posting

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh have you guys at least made out yet? Are you virgins? How into the marriage is she?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We’ve never kissed, we are both virgin and we are both kinda shy. She’s legit 1.5 times shorter than me, we’ve never texted. Yes her mom is obsessed with the marriage, but I think she’s into me because she tries very hard, she always asks me questions about my career and my life and she tries doing in English.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you're gonna be fine, she'll like you because you're taller than her and will be her first as well, you'll both get less shy as you spend time together and start a family, wish you the best leaf bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She'll be fine. I wish you well.

          Leaf Anon, you have a virgin wife and you're both gonna be each other's first time in everything, cherish it, you're luckier than most of us

          I know for a fact when we’re going to be in that room on our wedding night, it will be the most awkward moment of history. I won’t even be able to get an erection

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            fookin' ijiot, get some free viagra & quityerbitching.com

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Relax Anon, you're just saying that because you're nervous, once you're both married and in the wedding room you both got the night to consummate it, she will want it just as much as you, if you're nervous start by kissing her and feeling her touch, you're gonna be fine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/dCoT7F5.jpg

            In 2 months I will be officially be married in Greece to a 19 year old pharmacist student. I am 20 and this is kinda of like an arranged marriage (mostly on her end). She barely speak English and I barely speak Greek and we only saw each other since we were 9, like 2 months in a year, I’m not the most social person and neither is she. Her mother is mostly obsessed with us getting married and it’s probably because she wants her to have a better life in Canada. When I went there, she made us both sit in the back of car while she put weird Greek music and it was the most awkward moment of our life. Then when we arrive at the house, she “ desperately” wants me to see their new TV downstairs in the basement in a bedroom, obviously the girl was right there, she then leaves to go make us food (which didn’t arrive for 3 hours) . We sat on the bed not speaking for those long 3 hours, watching the news. WHAT THE HELL AM I IN FOR?

            stop panicking.
            She's yours.
            Feel her and how lovely she is.
            Tell her how much you love her.
            Then get her pregnant.
            It'll be ok.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dont waste it being a meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alright well if you're both virgins I wouldn't be worried, just text or talk to one another about about the anxiety. The Greeks I knew were pretty trad too, both very loyal as well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What’s her boob size?

        Hmm sounds very Indian to me

        Most of our marriages are like this.. Although we are fussy about family background and education a bit more than most

        Marriage for Indians is a job interview

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >unlimited free pharma drugs
    >Greek virgin bride
    >know her in the Greek way
    >oh noes whatever shall i do, anons?
    0/10 larp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >know her in the Greek way
      Man, I didn't even think of that. Is it in their dna to enjoy it is the question?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thousands of years of history can't be wrong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based historian. Can recommend channel.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm sounds very Indian to me

    Most of our marriages are like this.. Although we are fussy about family background and education a bit more than most

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    her mother is kinda based, what is your ethnic background and why do you know each other?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3rd generation Greek and family friend

      Are you Greek?

      Yes

      Just put pp inside and move up and down

      Pp can’t go up and down if it’s soft

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Pp can’t go up and down if it’s soft
        Viagra exists leaf anon, besides, you said she's a pharmacist student, you'll both be fine and she'll probably will help you on the wedding night, you're both gonna be alright just stop worrying too much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was a 21 y/o virgin, thought I wouldn't be able to make it until I had this girl in front of me, I had to do what a man gotta do and frick her without she noticing I was a virgin because then university people would know it. We were in the backseat, we started kissing, at the beginning I was why, keep kissing, suddenly pp goes up, neck kissing, breasts kissing, hand reaching pussy. She won't do shit, she was shy, but my pp went stronger, pussy was wet so I made her sit on my and from that point everything was super straight forward (couldn't cum that time but it was cool though) I managed the thing like a pro and I know you also can, just smell her neck and it's and trust your balls.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >just smell her neck and it's and trust your balls
          checked n keked
          Good for you bro. On that day Urgay wasn't gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >suddenly pp goes up
          I know English isn't everyone's first language but the term "pp" is generally reserved for those under 10 years of age. It's really starting to make me uncomfortable that I've seen it 4-5 times in this thread. Let's get it together.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why u hate ppchads anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >just smell her neck
          Does smelling a cute woman's neck make your pp go hard too?? I thought it was just me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's going to be more scared than you. That makes you the big strong man whether you like it or not, lol
        reminds me of the part in Lone Wolf and Cub where he fricks a prostitute at katana-point and intimidates them by getting hard right away

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're lucky. i wish my parents cared enough to set me up with a wife at 20.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you Greek?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >better life in Canada

    Lmao. Someone tell him.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A 19 year old pharmacy student should be able to speak English. Otherwise, just Google translate with your phone you fricking autist.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you like your women built like a tree stump, then you have hit the lottery.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We sat on the bed not speaking for those long 3 hours, watching the news
    I'm fairly certain genuine morons would start fricking within 1/2 that time.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > what do you call a Greek guy in an elevator?
    Kon, descending
    > how do good Greek boys their steak?
    Medium res

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT FOR BGC

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >she barely speak English

    Neither can you homosexual. I thought Canada asked for IELTS before letting Indians in.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you like your women with a thick moustache and fat.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's hoping you guys will frick. Iam greek Cypriot and this happens. My yayia and papu put a porn video on for my uncle and his girlfriend and left them in a room together so they'd frick. They ended up getting married.

    Btw sorry op but most Greek and Cypriot women are massive gold digging prostitutes. You're fricked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah good on you John. You’re a gay. Well done you dirty wog

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Aussies so butthurt at the mere mention of meds? Is it because they feel intimidated? Lol. I'm explaining to op what's going on. Seethe more, weakling.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I went to school with heaps of wogs. Some of them are ok. Just not the wogs larping that they’re not Turks

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forget about her.

    Dare an Asian girl instead, like I am. My Chinese fiancée is the best girl I ever met in my life, and she is leagues better than any local roasting.

    Your fiancée probably has more STDs than braincells. My fiancée is saving her virginity for marriage. Your fiancée is probably a Leftist. Mine is redpilled. You fiancée barely speaks English. My fiancée speaks perfect English, and it's required that everything is in English for her Masters degree (and no, I don't know any Chinese).

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have a better life in Canada
    Why don't you think of yourself and get a better life in Greece. Would move there right away and collect the gibs if I had a qt wife there.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ask questions, get to know her. it wont be that awkward.

    or touch her a bit if you dont speak the language.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she gets citizenship and then u get divorced. that's what u are in for

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >marrying a woman who's an even bigger b***h than your regular white woman
    Why do men do this to themselves? If you want to cum in a pussy it costs like $200. Seems like a lot of misery for 5 minutes of penis feel good

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She'll make you and herself both fat fricks by 30.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Greeks literally have a song, "Maria, whom do you love more, your husband or your neighbor"
    Of course she loves the neighbor more.
    Maria me ta kitrina
    gg wp no re, would not touch with a dick borrowed from a Turk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > laughs in Helen

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a Vassiliki
    Greek girls are based. Enjoy it. Least likely of the meds to be prostitutes, Greek Orthodox is based. They don't take vaccines so much and know all abou the israelites

  36. 1 month ago
    jeetshaker

    you are to inseminate that female and make 400 greek babies
    you want to change places?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what am I in for?
    body hair

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of hair!

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