I'm not gay but holy frick do cocks make my mouth water.

I'm not gay but holy frick do wieners make my mouth water.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gay and wieners make my mouth water.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to a glory hole, and you can give as many straight blowjobs as you want.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would if it wasn't so sketchy and std ridden.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a straight take

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried being gay really hard so that I can lose my virginity, but I am just not attracted to guys at all
    A guy would have to cover everything but his ass and not make any sound, and I would have to close my eyes for it to work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll eventually get used to it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can unironically explain exactly this to guys on grindr and you will find one who's down within like 3 days at the absolute most. They'd probably be down to have straight porno on for you to watch in the meantime too so you really don't have to look at them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're suffering from AGP.
    Genuinely.
    You wamna suck and frick but masculinity disgusts you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >masculinity disgusts you.

      No it doesn't, it's just the face and the personality that turn me off from men.
      Male bodies, especially thicker, older men, turn me on a lot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are simply gay, just accept it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is how I feel. I think men have hot bodies, but I don't like their faces or how they act. That said I've tried meeting up with men off sniffies and they've bailed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i got flaked on once and stopped trying
          ftfy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Twice on actually leaving the house and the guy not showing up. Plenty of flakes mid-conversation, but I'm not counting those. I think it is only matter of when for me to suck on a nice wiener. Your picture doesn't do much for me. I'd rather suck an older, heavier, hairier guy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's pretty unfortunate, but i don't think that's really any good reason to give up. idk what the flake rate is like on sniffles but i can't imagine you can't find a fat redditor that'll let you get a little handsy during a choice movie or something.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't given up completely, but I do get discouraged. I'll keep trying, but wow it's a lot harder to find a safe wiener to suck than I thought

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >sniffles
          Is this what's good now? I've still been on grindr, how's this app compare?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your mileage may vary. It's very local based to where you are. Warning that it shows where you are and everyone else is roughly on a map. I think it is a good measure of seeing who is out there, but I haven't met anyone through it yet. I went to one guy's house and he screamed at me. I was scared he was going to murder me for a second.

      • 1 month ago
        anon

        This is how I feel. I think men have hot bodies, but I don't like their faces or how they act. That said I've tried meeting up with men off sniffies and they've bailed

        for me i like men's bodies more than faces, i cant really be attracted to a face unless i have an emotional connection with the guy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've only encountered one man in person that I found attractive. There's been a few men who have faces like I find hot online, but they're rare to me. It's hard to say if I'm gay in denial or only bi or maybe straight but bored. I consider myself open to sleeping with a man if I somehow stumble upon one that does it for me and he likes me too.

          • 1 month ago
            anon

            i think you're just gay, lots of women think the same way, its hard to find a face attractive that you dont really know well unless its like a 10/10 genetic chad

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, but I do find many women and their faces attractive. The average woman looks very appealing compared to the average man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You're suffering from AGP
      isn't AGP gender related bullshit? I'm literally just a normal guy that has always been happy being a guy, I just also find wieners incredibly sexy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AGP is just being aroused at the though of being a woman and having sex as a woman. It's actually incredibly common, most people are self aware enough to have AGP and not fall down the troony rabbit hole. It's when you mix AGP + autism or just being very sensitive to social conditioning that you birth trannies because you meme them into thinking their boner actually means they're in the wrong body. Most people who always play as the female character I'm video games probably have agp of some sort, I'd argue most bottom gays also have agp

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >AGP is just being aroused at the though of being a woman and having sex as a woman
          I absolutely do not relate to this, it's never even entered into my mind. My sexual interest in wieners isn't even from a submissive standpoint either, I wanna suck and play with wieners but that's FOR ME, I don't give a shit about me serving some sub role in doing that, it truly never even enters my mind.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well then it might not be AGP but you are definitely homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >but you are definitely homosexual
            I don't know, I think there are a lot of people like me, even going further. I think there are a lot of happily married men with women they love and are attracted to, but they also like playing with dicks.
            maybe call it bisexuality, but calling it a sexuality at all sort of implies some inherent romantic interest, when its just play.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >happily married men with women they love and are attracted to, but they also like playing with dicks
            You can be bisexual and happily married to a woman. The only reason bisexuality is so much more common in woman is because men are so reluctant to admit it about themselves. Reluctant to the point where they can admit they would suck a wiener and enjoy it but can't admit they're bisexual. Bisexuals are homos too. Sexuality doesn't imply romantic interests

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am pissed 24 hours a day that I will never be able to experience sex as a woman but that does not constitute a belief that I am actually a woman by any means

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who starts "I'm not gay but" is definitely gay

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are a homosexual and your life is shit.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I agree dicks are hot as frick but I'll probably never get to suck one because most guys are so pushy and rapey that I wouldn't feel comfortable putting myself in that situation as a pretty pushover physically weaker type of guy.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Certain ones do but I'm picky about aesthetics so most don't, when it comes to which ones I'd actually want in my mouth I'd go with a guy who's smaller than average downstairs (easier to work with and they're cute), preferably uncut and shaves his balls because I like to lick them too

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im almost 30, just got done jerking off. I had a cute 19yo twink next to me in bed and he was tired and having trouble staying hard but i badly wanted us both to cum so for the first time in my life i put a dick in my mouth

    it didnt taste bad, or good... just like skin. I didnt finish him off, i only did it a few times to get him hard. He was really surprised because he knew me as a strict top and we've been drifting apart sexually because he is 'switch horny' atm.

    He is taking a one way plane out of town anyway today. i may never see him again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I didnt finish him off, i only did it a few times to get him hard
      That's the nice thing about giving blowjobs to your bros. As a guy you know the tricks that make for a good blowjob. They're called brojobs for a reason.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uncircumcised wieners look so beautiful

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    same but for me it's more of an agp type thing i think. like wieners are hot but i'm more turned on by the thought of myself being submissive and worshipping it rather than the wiener itself if that makes sense. is that gay? i don't like guys' faces either

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is that gay?
      I wouldn't say so because for you it might be an apg thing but most guys can appreciate a good looking wiener so it's normal and not gay.
      >i don't like guys' faces either
      Like for me I'm heterosexual but dicks can turn me on and strangely enough it's mostly been guy faces that have made my eyes do the weird dilation thing. I had one or maybe 2 female crushes like that but the rest have been guys with smooth skin, nice hair, and chiseled looks. I don't know why that is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's mostly been guy faces that have made my eyes do the weird dilation thing.
        that sounds pretty damn to me tbh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pretty gay*
          oregano

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dicks turn me on and it's mostly been guy faces that have made my eyes do the weird dilation thing.
        >had one or maybe 2 female crushes like that but the rest have been guys with smooth skin, nice hair, and chiseled looks.
        >I don't know why that is
        How can you type all this shit up and not give yourself a revelation, i don't know. You're bisexual homosexual leaning and you've been doing your best to repress that part of yourself in favor of heteronormative society's expectations of you.
        t. very similar biguy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, cute anime boys like pic related i would totally kiss but i never have that with guys irl

          https://i.imgur.com/JQ1OvwX.png

          I'm not gay but holy frick do wieners make my mouth water.

          I would if it wasn't so sketchy and std ridden.

          >You're suffering from AGP
          isn't AGP gender related bullshit? I'm literally just a normal guy that has always been happy being a guy, I just also find wieners incredibly sexy

          im straight but i would suffocate on this wiener

          holy frick, would

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay either a nice juicy wiener does make me salivate so I know how you feel

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Im not gay but
    >Gay post
    >Edit: thanks for the gold.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im straight but i would suffocate on this wiener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cut

      ehh..

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats clearly not
        oh, i get it. here is your attention anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that thing has not been snipped anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also straight and i want to serve a guy like this. be his chair, suck his dick, rim him, cook him meals or whatever else he wants me to do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Moar throatable wieners hnnng

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of my own, but Im cut and slightly differently shaped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. I would love to service him. He would do whatever he wants with my mouth and ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I would love to service him. He would do whatever he wants with my mouth
        alright im on board this sounds straight to me.
        >and ass
        WHOA WHOA

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    100% hetero just need a guy like this to scratch the back of my throat with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a nice glans. Would tap that dickhead on my tongue. Heterosexually speaking of course.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this photoshopped or something? It seems weirdly thin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats just average girth on a very long wiener

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This dick is long too and it definitely seems appropriately thick

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and compared to average thickness this is very thick. Average girth on long wiener always looks weird.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Man imagine sitting on that. Maybe a bit smaller since that would hurt like frick but still. I'm as straight as the come for the record.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just watch videos of him fricking girls while playing with yourself you straight boy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm as straight as the come for the record.
            uh huh uh huh... and do you perhaps have any experience sitting on phallic shaped objects?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not gay so he would have to wear a dress to make sure that we are both straight at the end of it

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am certainly not gay, but my gf told me she wants to see a dude suck my dick.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a certified bottom homosexual, putting them in my mouth is my favourite part

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyday I have to be reminded that I am circumcised.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyday I have to be reminded I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fricking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fricking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fricking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fricking tantalize us? Fricking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fricking can't anymore. Frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sir, this is a Wendy's. Now serving oregano.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      real i have a cutlet too and i hate it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyday I have to be reminded that I am circumcised.

        Foreskin restoration.
        It works and improves sensitivity.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here's how gay men are. Gloryholes purely exists for men's fixation with dicks. No woman has ever by her own accord gone to a gloryhole to suck dicks, no woman has even had the thought to do that. Gloryhole porn is made for men, and the only women that go to gloryholes either do so because they're doing a porn shoot or because their husband talked them into it.

    Now ponder this, a lot of people have jerked off to glory hole porn, it's a "straight" porn category. The people jerking off to this would never in a million years go to a pride parade and live life as some gaylord, yet this is a thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ur wrong cuz im a woman scrolling through this thread and noncommittally jerking off. also i watch gloryhole porn regularly, though i take more interest in the women in it than the wieners generally. i probably will never actually go to one, but still

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really buy your post, you're jerking off to a thread where a bunch of dudes talk about their desire to suck wiener.

        nah this is more of a post pandering to men and getting attention than it is about a genuine desire.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >noncommittally jerking off to huge wieners
        It's over...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        whats your original opinion on this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is this actually real?
          Do bigger wieners also have a higher chance to impregnate a woman?

          When ever I google this some quora or reddit threads come up and say "no, size doesn't impact fertility" and/or "size doesn't matter that much, most women can't orgasm from penetration anyway".

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im not gay but i have a small penis and this image broke me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mine isn't even small but i love the thought of being humiliated like that and having to serve the bigger wiener

      I'm not gay either but I've showed my wiener to more NSFFWners than I'd be willing to admit

      I mean I'm uncut and have a twinkish body but I don't think that's me

      be a good boy and show us

      Happens to everyone, does it not?

      frick, i want to lick it so bad...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mine isn't even small but i love the thought of being humiliated like that and having to serve the bigger wiener
        god i wish i could have that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          right? being put in my place for my lack of masculinity would be so hot, it's only natural to serve someone bigger and stronger

          Man imagine sitting on that. Maybe a bit smaller since that would hurt like frick but still. I'm as straight as the come for the record.

          frick, now i'm wondering how it would feel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Man imagine sitting on that. Maybe a bit smaller since that would hurt like frick but still. I'm as straight as the come for the record.

            files.catbox.moe/psw8pu.m4v

            Enjoy yourselves

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not gay but holy frick do wieners make my mouth water.
    you're gay
    a wiener has never made my mouth water
    never
    there's a term for this
    straight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there's a term for this
      >straight
      The Nile. Babewiener is super popular among heterosexual men.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay either but I've showed my wiener to more NSFFWners than I'd be willing to admit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol are you the one with the foreskin and the femboy body who talks about his dick once a week on here?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I'm uncut and have a twinkish body but I don't think that's me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Depends. Have you posted it on this board specifically? Or /b/?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Happens to everyone, does it not?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I had a foreskin so badly

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a curse to be born with a dick less than 5 inches

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I miss my ex so much. I don't want anyone else and I couldn't find someone like him even if I tried.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing more beautiful in nature than a BWC

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a wiener sharing thread ? I'm shy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we need a different angle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who's that "we" you're mentioning ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like mine but i am cut. Very similar shape

  29. 1 month ago
    mia998

    yeah very straight to get turned on by a penis (y)

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my wiener anons ty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seen better, jelq

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick it so badly. It looks yummy.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    serving superior men was the norm for 99% of civilized humanity. its straight as frick

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can only pick 1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      number 19 obviously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm struck between 18 and 19

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick you
      6, 18, 20

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      obviously 24

      It's not gay if you only fantasize about big wieners. Most wieners in porn are big for a reason tbh.

      >its only gay if the wiener is small
      lmao based gonna steal this

      but tiny ones are so cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very tough pick anon. Gotta say top 3, descending:
      >15
      >19
      >21
      Also 11 looks extra appealing but I know perfectly well that's just because of the drip and not because of how it actually is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cutgays all imediately disqualified. Nonwhites also disqualified. 16, 19 and 21 are all amazing but if I can only suck one I think 21 wins unfff that girth.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but 16 is nonwhite, anon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don't tell him they're cut too

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bros be real with me how can I get an extra inch on my dick. I can't deal with having a 5.5 inch dick. No girl will go crazy over that or want to suck on it. I'm 6 inches bone pressed but I feel 1 extra inch will make my dick at least respectable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lose some weight and the fat pad goes away

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But won't that only gain me half an inch, going down to the bone pressed level? 6 inches is not very impressive. It needs to be at least 7 inches.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thats his real length not an extra inch you idiot

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wiener is tiny and I love BWC....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BWC is so fricking sexy bros....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely fricking delicious. I would love to service him every single day. He could do whatever he wants to my mouth and ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gay but I would 100% suck his wiener....

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its so obviously pumped up, dont like that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What a big, juicy femboy wiener.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing femboy twinks with monster wieners really makes me want to kms. Like what is the point of being alive. I'm obviously one of God's failures.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do straight guys like wiener more than straight girls?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >troony logs
    Oh yh no gross men only yummy girlwieners

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can stretch your ears because they are cartilage, your dick is dense tissue that will tear if you try to stretch it.
    >But your anus can be reshaped from dragon dildos
    The bowel is a compressed tube so of course it can deform its also not made of the same tissue as your dick. Imagine trying to make your muscles bigger by stretching them you will just tear them.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love troon penis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a troon has a bigger dick than me
      it's snover

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not gay if you only fantasize about big wieners. Most wieners in porn are big for a reason tbh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >its only gay if the wiener is small
      lmao based gonna steal this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tsmt
      org

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be lying if i said i didn't like the attention

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw will never get attention from horny sexually aggressive people because my wiener isn't huge
      frick this shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hot. i wanna suck your balls too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cut
      Shame

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how are there cutgays with a supple, shiny glans? this always confused me as mine is wrinkly and dried out looking, even though I moisturise daily

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i always considered myself 100% heterosexual, but this image made me think

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I shave/wax to make my wiener look more attractive? Whenever I wax/shave I get a few ingrown hairs and I pretty much have red pimple like marks all over my thighs and above my dick

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gay but dicks do nothing for me. I like attractive faces and nice asses.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk if you'd call me bi or not but when I'm not horny I am definitely 100% straight. I still enjoy everything sexually and romantically with women but men do absolutely nothing for me. Even the thought of kissing a guy or something small like that is undesirable.

    As soon as I get horny its like im touch deprived. Whether they're male or female I want to do everything with anyone who isn't ugly. Obviously I maintain my love for women, but suddenly if a man is fit I'm down. The minute I'm in the mood the idea of sucking a wiener or bouncing on a dick goes from "ew. no thanks." to "yes PLEASE." I even blew a couple guys I met on grindr in their cars. As soon as I finish, the cycle completely resets, and the guy I just did shit with is back to being completely unattractive to me.

    I wanted to experiment more but I realized my family would literally excommunicate me if they found out I did anything at ALL with another dude. Even as an adult I'd rather not have to deal with that. So it's just the straight life for me for the foreseeable future.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when I'm not sexually aroused I'm not sexually attracted to men
      >that means I'm straight
      >Everything else is totally undesirable
      >btw if i ever actually had feelings for a guy It would ruin my life

      Bro after orgasm your body pumps you full of chemicals to essentially "sober" you up. You just spent 10 minutes face down making noise. Time to look for predators and make sure everything is safe. This is what people call "post cum clarity", but really its chemical induced anxiety, hyper vigilance. The crazy thing is there is a 100% way to prevent it.

      Its just being in a safe location and cuddling. After sex cuddling causes a separate huge release of chemicals that make you feel safe and sleepy and bond with the person you cuddle with. It also tells the body to stop producing the chemicals that make you anxious.

      Sadly guys like you will never have sex with a person in a place where you feel safe, and never trust anyone enough to cuddle with them after. You will never truly have sex. You will always strangely feel like you are suddenly no longer at
      all interested in this person and want to get away from them and back home as soon as possible.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is why i am never gonna use grindr, biBlack folk that use the app just to experiment and still call themselves "straight" disgust me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I believe this. That's why I want at least a friends with benefits. I want to bond with a guy before swallowing his loads regularly. We don't need to be an official couple, but at least being comfortable and enjoying each other's company would be nice.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a troony to rape me so bad

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a bi dude. It's all more attractive in my mind. I've tried stuff with guys and it never lives up to the hype. Even jerking off to gay stuff doesn't give me the full orgasm jerking it to straight porn. Cuming in a woman is euphoric though. So I consider myself 95% straight 5% gay. I was molested multiple times as a child so who really knows.

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