I'm tired of pretending that vanilla World of Warcraft wasn't more enjoyable than teenage love.

I'm tired of pretending that vanilla World of Warcraft wasn't more enjoyable than teenage love.
Some of the guys I knew ended up absolutely heartbroken and one of them almost killed himself. Vanilla wow is a flawless gem of a memory, it only ever had good moments and whenever I listen to the soundtrack it still brings tears of nostalgic joy into my eyes.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely always hated WOW.
    It had no sense of gameplay challenge that even Runescape had at one point and the controls just feel terrible.
    Garry's Mod at its peak was the superior waste of one's developmental years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was never about gameplay, it was about the feels. Who even gave a frick about gameplay loops and shit at the age of 12? It was all about entering Darnassus, Ashenvale and the Blackrock Mountains for the first time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fell in love with a lesbian chick in high school who was later the one who got me into WoW. So the love was entirely unrequited but she was willing to be frens and waste a couple years of our lives together raiding. I have very complicated feels.

      garry's mod does not even rise to the level of being called a video game, I played it for like 30 minutes and then never touched it again, it's the epitome of pointlessness.

      It was never about gameplay, it was about the feels. Who even gave a frick about gameplay loops and shit at the age of 12? It was all about entering Darnassus, Ashenvale and the Blackrock Mountains for the first time.

      The nelf starting-zone music was beautiful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of lesbian women eventually just turn straight
        and date men because they enjoy their company more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of the guilds I entered was run by a divorcee women and her single mom friend.

          The entire raid group kept making sex jokes to her, and later on I found out she would get the younger guys over to her place for some fun

          said lesbo actually did wind up having an affair with a (married with a kid) woman in our guild
          I never had anything happen with any foids but at least things were easy for me socially there, probably because everyone has an incentive to like the guy who tanks.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah you hear all sorts of crazy stories. Like the underage boy who was popular with the winemoms on the server because he took gold for good ERP sessions.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah you hear all sorts of crazy stories.
            I remember this one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sells her c**t for a flyer
            >brags about it
            >calls everyone else a failure
            Women were always the exact same as they are now. I mean I'm actually having trouble finding the right words to describe my hatred of women.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Getting lezcucked is the most brutal blackpill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I played it for like 30 minutes and then never touched it again, it's the epitome of pointlessness.
        You did it wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the guilds I entered was run by a divorcee women and her single mom friend.

        The entire raid group kept making sex jokes to her, and later on I found out she would get the younger guys over to her place for some fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just feel bad for lonely kids today who are experiencing the same thing except they have to pretend they're enjoying it instead of actually enjoying it with objectively horrible trash like Valorant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that even Runescape had

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had teenage love and vanilla wow and vanilla wow was in fact better.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah. With WoW you get a whole game to master and friends to make and memories to relive. With teen love, at best, you get a fleeting friendship that includes physical pleasure, repeated ad nauseum

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    teen love is shit, i think the best love you can experience is 18-24 when you're still young and naive but mature and intelligent enough to really appreciate another human being

    honestly love is pretty kino until you hit 30 and then it all falls apart

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its crazy that zoomers will never experience real internet and gaming.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Warcraft is the OK Computer of MMOs (the most overrated thing of its medium).

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got my heart broken and almost killed myself when burning crusade released and everything I had spent the last few years devoting my life to became worthless overnight so I wouldn't say it's perfect

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True. I look back and wonder sometimes if i never got with my ex, i would have never known a womans love. That might have been for the better, because the heartbreak brought on depression that i have to this day... I remember before her i could game 12+ hours a day and not even look at the time. Present day, i can barely get through 15min of a game...

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got mindbroken by the girl I dated as a teenager
    WoW took over the lives of some of my friends, I'm not really into MMOs but they seemed to enjoy it quite a lot.
    So you might have a point OP.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish there was a chalelnging MMORPG like oldschool tibia but with good graphics on the market. they're all braindead. Lost ark is alright i suppowse.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm tired of pretending that vanilla World of Warcraft wasn't more enjoyable than teenage love.
    Nothing beats being 16 and having the girl youre hanging out with be actively excited to suck your wiener. WoW was comfy, but I'm glad I got laid before wasting my life on that shit.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some of the guys I knew ended up absolutely heartbroken and one of them almost killed himself.
    such is the fate of someone seeing modern wow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >such is the fate of someone seeing modern wow
      well thats explainable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>such is the fate of someone seeing modern wow
        >well thats explainable
        kek

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as someone who raided with a hall of fame guild for some time, wow isn't really that fun
    the endless hamster wheel of gearing and progression is absolutely disgusting, it's moving in the right direction atm by making gearing less time consuming and adding some alt-friendly mechanics next expansion, but the content this expansion has been dogshit, the raids are a massive step down
    m+ is also stale as frick, and if you don't have a dedicated team, a miserable experience. pugging high keys is torture
    it's a shame every other mmo is either dead or has dogshit gameplay (see ff14)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the point you dumbass, it was logging into the -WORLD- of warcraft after playing warcraft games and seeing the places up close. Nobody gives a shit about minmaxing israelite trannies who ruined the game, back then it was all about the FEELS.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person running around the open world doing worthless quests and grinding for literally no reason is beyond soulless
        at least with high end pve/pvp there is a point, a competitiveness and prestiege
        with open world rper Black persondry there is nothing, you are just purely wasting time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, looks like your brain was already fried by the time it came out. Sorry you had to deal with that. For me and a LOT of people, it was a mesmerizing experience.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes for people who are too moronic and shit to play anything competitively and just afk single player story games, i'm sure running around for no fricking reason doing side quests was great, i'm glad you had fun anon 🙂

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had server first dragonslayer and ragnaros kills in cataclysm, I was a HC raider too for a very long times. You're just a braindead pointlessly competing non-white or a troony who can't ever stop to smell the roses. You're devoid of the human spirit and I'm sorry that you literally can't feel joy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes, the human spirit of walking around for no reason to do meaningless, braindead easy "content" that doesn't challenge yourself or require you to use even the slightest bit of brain power. just spam frostbolt at the mobs, wow so fun!
            also i'm white and not a troony, shockingly for this shithole

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that doesn't challenge yourself
            Black person it wasn't about the challenge back then, it was about walking into ashenvale with all the fricking blue lights and all that shit and hearing the night elf choir. You're fricking cooked, for real. Actual fricking bugman.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's fricking boring dude. you don't get to play your class, you don't get to think, you don't get to actually engage with any gameplay. you just mindless press 1 button over and over again, maybe a 2nd button to aoe endless meaningless mobs that don't even pose a threat to you
            pointless doesn't begin to describe it, how the frick do you play that shit for more than 15 minutes without realizing you are just watching paint dry, there is not one bit of brain processing power required

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >there is not one bit of brain processing power required
            Exactly, most people didn't play video games to challenge themselves but to zone out

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the whole point of video games is to receive visual stimuli, respond with your input, and then the game changes as a result of that input
            if you are not inputting anything, you are not playing a game. you are watching paint dry. why are you playing a video game to stare at a screen and do nothing, go watch some braindead marvel movie. in fact i hope you do, people like you are the reason why most of the medium is single player slop instead of unique pvp and competitive pve games

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people like you are the reason why most of the medium is single player slop instead of unique pvp
            Yeah I bet, people like me who have nearly 3 thousand played hours in Tarkov and another 6 thousand in Counter-Strike, but I can still understand the need to relax and enjoy the simple things because i'm not a fricking obsessed autistic bugman who can't enjoy a simple pleasure in life.

            You're cooked, dude. Your brain is not capable of zoning out. You could never enjoy fun little games, full of soul like Stray and I feel sorry for you because of that. To you, gaming is not even a hobby, but an endless need to prove your worth to yourself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was about the community, especially in the early days. People would sit around dungeons chatting to just try and form a group back before instant queues.

          It was basically a gigantic chatroom back then since social media hadn't taken off yet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do you think raiding works, you don't enter lfg to form your mythic raid group
            though honestly i had a better community-esque experience in another mmo, one more dead than wow. in that game the lockouts work differently and the good players pug raids and everyone knows each other, wow's mythic lockout system kills pugging so you don't really get that at the high end, you just raid with the 20-25 in your guild

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was always casual, being at the cutting edge and waking up at 4am for wipes doesn't sound like much fun.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    World of Warcraft's alright but it simply cannot compare to Realm of the Mad God

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Realm of the Mad God
      I will never regret high adrenaline solo grinding dungeons on my shitty laptop and arriving too late to classes in school. Rotmg was my fricking crack cocaine for a long time, besides wow and skyrim etc.. FRICK I loved my childhood. Why can't I just go back, why do we have to deal with this whole adult shit.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True and factual. I skipped prom to screw around on my private server and have no regrets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow was fun in high school. i never really got into raiding sadly. i had a friend who played wow with. i quit when wrath of the lich king was announced.

      prom seemed stupid. i worked at a place that had special events like prom, weddings, company pic nics. everyone just danced to crappy music then two people got prom king and queen.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never played it because I only had dialup as a teen. Runescape was pretty cool though. The graphics on world of warcraft always looked kinda whack anyway. Like they just modded warcraft 3 instead of making a proper game.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, sex and nuts are temporary and only lead you astray into debt and death. The nostalgic bliss of wow (vanilla) feels is eternal.

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