Is masturbation always a sin? How am I supposed to take care of my urges otherwise?

Is masturbation always a sin? How am I supposed to take care of my urges otherwise?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a sin
    Your first mistake is thinking that sin is real and being a christgay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sins are noteworthy though, mainly the 7 deadly ones cuz doesn't a fricking greedy beyond belief fat frick who won't stop farting in public places just want to make u kill them? Hey jerkoff! Not fooling anyone know it was u! That's if b.o. isn't foul enough already

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I jerk off with the knowledge it's a sin, my life becomes horrible. People stop contacting me so social life fails, business fails, I tend to have "bad luck" when I abstain and pray business improves, socially people like me more and want to be around me, luck in general improves. I love God and want to go to heaven though, so maybe he only punishes those who want to go to heaven.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't a sin. Read Leviticus you lazy frick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What verse says you can yank your crank

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Song of Solomon is basically smut if that counts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Amazing in 2024 most "Christians" just take their bible "knowledge" from some televangelist who's got an interest in their $.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the idea probably came from two things.
    1. decency
    2. discipline to stay away from the slippery slope.
    the latter being more proven since the ideas inception.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially a lot of Americans aren't Christian, they just go to church because that's what everyone else does.

      • 2 months ago
        Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

        Kind of like this mutt butthole

        [...]

        Run this Black person over.

        You can tell these subhumans aren't really Christian, hate us, and would gladly genocide our Germanic Israelite race. Frick them.

  4. 2 months ago
    Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

    Just wank moron. Do you really think God is up there throwing a hissy fit because you rubbed one out? God has more important shit to tend to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but those homosexual narcissists in healthcare and government do so can find any reason to sit on fatass and criticize people instead actually doing something

      • 2 months ago
        Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

        >Do you really think God is up there throwing a hissy fit because you rubbed one out?
        God does not throw hissy fits, he's merely disappointed in you every time you do it. Like a parent watching their child make bad life choices.

        By marrying a fat born again virgin roastie feminist from church, obviously. But sex is STRICTLY for procreational purposes. So no sex for the sake of sex or its hell for you, heathen

        Having a slightly controversial thought is actually more than enough

        Post your hand.

        >You touch pp? Now I'm mad!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's most likely homosexual priests that at the time would have been cast out or killed wanted young men frustrated so father kid diddler could "relieve" them and entice them into gayness.

          People never consider the corrupt human motives.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you really think God is up there throwing a hissy fit because you rubbed one out?
      God does not throw hissy fits, he's merely disappointed in you every time you do it. Like a parent watching their child make bad life choices.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop jerking off!

        Frick off, autist. If jerking off put you in hell, then heaven would be empty.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      By marrying a fat born again virgin roastie feminist from church, obviously. But sex is STRICTLY for procreational purposes. So no sex for the sake of sex or its hell for you, heathen

      Having a slightly controversial thought is actually more than enough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post your hand.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a remind that all notions of god are manmade and we know jack shit. Anyone claiming to know is a gullible moron or a manipulator.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sin is made up by the church. Masturbation does drain your life essences though. I'm not claiming you get superpowers or shit but when you retain you come off more attractive. Look at women around the time of ovulation. They look more attractive as opposed to a few weeks prior. Same thing is for men who retain except all the time. This goes for watching porn too. Women can sense that shit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of your parasites.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It is called discipline. You either get married or you have discipline.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel better since I limited ejaculating to once a week. I feel great when I abstain completely

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're jerking off to a picture of a newborn calf being born because thinking of veal perhaps not a sin but does mean you're fricking moronic. Perhaps is sin then seeing as heaven can be viewed as a state of mind and what is that person gonna do besides more prone to bringing hellish environment

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How am I supposed to take care of my urges otherwise?
    Yea so what you do is strap a fancily decorated "mystery box" to the front of your pants. Cut a penis hole in the back and curtain in the front.
    So then you go around with a video camera in the big city and offer women the mystery box which is strapped to your waist. They all say yes because (1) women are attention prostitutes and you have a camera and (b) humans are curious. tell them to guess what animal it is and so on.

    It usually goes well. If they are prostitutes they usually figure out what's up and get turned on. I usually get jerked off 5, 6 times in an afternoon after I get pent up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon wtf

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a sin in the same way eating too much and getting fat is a sin, treat your body and mind better than becoming dependent on such things, be decent

    if it happens every now and then and truly causes no real issues then it's whatever, if it bothers you and you are really penitent then change but if not when fricking who cares

    Just be better

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, God isn't real

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can jerk off but you can't think or picture other people. As in lust. Just whacj it off

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope you like the lake of fire

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so dumb you let some closet homosexuals on the internet convince you to not jerk off.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been on nofap for 450 days, the urges are dead. It dies really fast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i spent this whole summer without touching my dick for anything. Like it was dead. After a while you just go into the flow and dont even think about it. But!!!!...... you can always relapse.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By jerking off you are making a mockery of the institution of... rape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not only a sin but a Mortal sin, and anyone who jerk offs is in the same boat as homosexuals. Both are seen as unnatural, and against the will of god. So if you jerk off your just a giant homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do I stop being a homosexual? I've tried for decades

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having urges is one thing, acting on them is another. The vice of lust is in this way no different from gambling, violence, drinking, etc.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually getting so inside your head with their controlling crap, they've persuaded you to cordon off parts of your own body
    You are pathetic. have a nice day...oh, wait! You can't, can you? Cos it's a sin.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Masturbation is a sin because wasting time, idle hands, sloth, do nothing, yada yada.
    Realistically you could be doing something better than fap half the day away.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hands aren't idle while fapping, and i mean.. drinking coffee is a sin then, watching movies is a sin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more about the church saying it's a sin because you need to slave away for them at all times.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dost thy trouble thyself? Take thy pleasure, do what thou likest. Thou shalt never be called to an account for anything; for as the wise man dyeth, so dyeth the fool, and both rest in the grave together. There is no God to save thee or to punish thee; all things were made by nature, and when thou dyest, there is an end of all thy good and bad deeds.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn't masterbate because it is a sin. You should retain your semen since it is literally your life essence and masterbating is basically expelling your life essence into a tissue. When semen is retained it is reabsorbed into the blood to strengthen the body and soul.

    • 2 months ago
      Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

      There are Black folk starving in Africa, a civil war going on in Syria and Burma(Myanmar,) Palestinian children getting bombed to kingdom come in Gaza in hospitals, and chink women being trafficked into sweatshops in obscure pacific U.S. territories forced to make your clothes. But you touch pp? Oh frick no.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the bible never mentions masturbation so to say, there is no commandment against physically stimulating yourself.
    The sin is in the things connected to jerking off, like lust, pornography (looking on another to lust after them)
    scripture is given ample time to address the issue of masturbation as an act a lot of times, where it'd be natural to be discussed when sexual sins are being mentioned. But it's not.
    The bible says God gives an escape from temptation, in the bible's time, it was assumed everyone married and so you had your spouse. But in this modern world, marriage is in decline and a lot of men are left single, a state which God said was the first thing in creation that wasn't good, a man alone.

    So if God has promised to give an escape, remind Him of that.. but sometimes I wonder if, masturbation, provided you can do it without porn or lust, is the escape. Because He promised, but at the same time, just praying doesn't take away a basic biological need to ejaculate. It's like urinating or defecating, if you don't go willingly your body will make you go when you're not in control of it directly.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How am I supposed to take care of my urges otherwise

    by renting sex slaves:
    >"When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again." Exodus 21: 7-8

    • 2 months ago
      Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

      Based God. Need to buy a dicky wife. With the economic depression coming soon maybe some parents will sell their daughters so they can buy food. If they can not pay their debts they will have to put their daughters up for sale.

      • 2 months ago
        Dave

        have a nice day

        little kekistani homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

          Stay mad homosexual. Respect other cultures, especially ancient ones, you mutt abomination, crude mockery of God's Creation.

          • 2 months ago
            Dave

            you are doing disgusting little worm
            pathetic nobody hoping for apocalypse so you can exploit people

            and you want to give lectures on ancient cultures you little league of legends homosexual?

          • 2 months ago
            Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

            I just want a virgin wife bro. I don't wish misfortune on others. I am merely an opportunist. When life gives you lemons make lemonade.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based God. Need to buy a dicky wife. With the economic depression coming soon maybe some parents will sell their daughters so they can buy food. If they can not pay their debts they will have to put their daughters up for sale.

            Run this Black person over.

          • 2 months ago
            Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

            Read the Bible moron.

  26. 2 months ago
    Dave

    it's not a sin

    it's a sin only if you obsses about doing it or not doing it and pathetic

    also frick religious cults

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How am I supposed to take care of my urges otherwise?
    By cultivating discipline and self-control. And by redirecting your energy towards something productive or/and creative that will lead you to increasing your status and wealth, which will allow you to gain a good wife with whom you can fulfill your urges by having sex. Masturbation is for losers and Black folk who like to take shortcuts in life.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont you stop being a god fearing b***h and do what you want.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, albeit a mild one, and humans, as an imperfect species, are innately prone to sinning.

    • 2 months ago
      Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K

      We are not prone to sin you tare, you might be, but pure Adamic Germans are not. But they do sin. Frick off moronic Untermensch demon spawn! You don't know the teachings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Adamic Germans

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Subhuman Filth.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speak for yourself, bluepilled israelite

          • 2 months ago
            Prince Evropa discord gg/vg2fTZWg6K
  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason you cannot control your urges is because you have been pleasuring yourself since you were a kid, it is just an addiction. It is not something that you cannot naturally control, you just pigged out on jacking off your whole life and now cannot live without it.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Problem is that internet is saturated with FREE pr0n and it drains your life force you could spend productively.vpxh0

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape.

  33. 2 months ago
    sage

    imagine being in a trench

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