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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seriously though why are men fricking disgusting and also 70% of them have weird ass mannerisms and behaviors and yet they complain about women when they are an incel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's an easy one! It's easier to complain about others than fixing your self.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've never lived with women. Although they themselves may be clean, their living situations are nowhere close. And their seeming cleanliness is also questionable. I know for a fact that many of them will wipe their smelliest parts with a wet wipe and spray perfume to cover up any stench they miss. They piss themselves a lot and have a lot of gas which they hold in when in public. I have lived with/live with them. It is not uncommon for them to be like this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, women NEED a bidet in your bathroom or else they won't wash their fricking cesspit.
        Always make sure that all necessary articles are next to it so they actually use it and check daily if it was used or remains dry. I for one draw serious consequences from this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most men that are incel is bc they're autistic they don't realize women just want a man that's successful in any category that's what turns them on you don't have to be good looking but u do have to have social awareness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > you don't have to be good looking
        If you accept a gf that is not good looking i.e.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most women are overweight and not terribly interesting to talk to. Men might be fricked but women aren’t much better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what is psychology

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same question but about women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro just look at r/badroomates and come back when the split between disgusting gender shit isn't 50/50 I've seen women leave used tampons in the kitchen sink on there

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bidet
    I've got something she will appreciate more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man I fricking love my Ass Eraser 5000

      was thinking of getting the upgraded model but they cost $3000 CAD now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does CAD stand for Canadian American Dollar? if it doesn't, it should.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look I have an even better and more hygienic idea!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love that product as it looks great with my max comfy seat which I am posting from now... jealous? You little chuddy gays!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice stain bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have this.
      dont get the V8/600 hp version. the exhaust gases are awful. Get the european 100 kW version and youll be fine.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so they want the man's apartment to look like his girlfriend decorated it? that makes a lot of sense actually.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top lel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they want her left over tampons, cat, and books as well. all 12 of those things scream either he has a gf, recently got out of a live in relationship and he kept the place, or he is decorating his house to specificly slay b***hes and ghost them. Except for the sheet thing, dark color shits are gross.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not all twelve but from tampons onward is sus af

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean how would you react if you went to a b***hes house you were interested in and their were male work boots by the door, a mens razor in the bathroom, and a man cave room? I think I would leave before I end up in some murder suicide trifecta

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    giga cringe, I have none of that shit and never will
    >if you want a GF, just be a woman, bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was bait, gg bro, you fell for it, how does it feel to be 25 IQ ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        comme un garcon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no fricking bidet (IN EUROPE)
      >no towel in the bathroom
      >no fresh food in the fridge
      wtf is wrong with you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>no fricking bidet (IN EUROPE)
        Nobody owns bidets in europe besides some rich gays who never even use it (it just came with the toilet)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everybody except perhaps cygani in Hungary own at least one bidet. I got two, one here and another one in my vacation home in Portugal. I want my sex partners to be as clean as anyhow possible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you clearly never been to southern countries hungry poor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With some exceptions like Hungary, bidets are a Southern European thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        North Euros should really adopt the bidet. You really need to wash your asses after you shit. Doesn't take much to be clean

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >books by female authors
    Lolz, as if. I'd sooner get vaxxed than read a female's moronic bleatings.
    I've tried and 99/100 are pure dogshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The vaxes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lois McMaster Bujold is a decent sci-fi author.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who was the one out of the hundred you read that you liked?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nichols Fox, Against the Machine was actually pretty good tbh. I didn't initially realize the author was female. I read a lot, and besides that one, I'm struggling to come up with another good book written by a fold.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colleen McCullough's Master of Rome is the best historical series I've ever read. You're mostly right though

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no fricking way women would be more attracted to a man that has feminine hygiene products, wtf. Either the guy posting is a lying israelite or women are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >From a woman you can learn nothing of women
      One of the oldest proverbs in existence

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Women have no self-awareness. They can't admit to themselves what they find attractive so they won't be telling any men.
        >I like it when a man makes me feel weak and dumb. He needs to be assertive like borderline rapist.
        Good luck getting any of them to admit this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even if they knew what they like they would lie about it. Women never tell the truth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hard to say, I've had women who liked it because it was thoughtful or some shit, and had other women who thought it was an ick because I didn't have female roommates.

      Tldr: women are dumb children, do whatever you're gonna do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve literally never seen a bidet in person in North America.

        This. They are shallower even than men. You can thoughtful your way into pussy you have an existing relationship with but trying this with randoms is pointless. By the time they get to your place, you already are or are about to frick them anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feminime hygiene products are literally just
      >shampoo
      >body soap
      >conditioner
      >moisturizing lotion
      >retinol
      >facial sunscreen
      >deodorant

      Protip: most men don’t use more than 2 of the abovementioned

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure it means tampons and stuff to remove make up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > most men don’t use more than 2 of the abovementioned
        How I learned that I might be gay or something.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they want married men?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no fricking way women would be more attracted to a man that has feminine hygiene products, wtf. Either the guy posting is a lying israelite or women are.

      If these women had a clue they wouldn't be single.
      Numbers 4 and 5 are all that count on the list.
      Which should also include
      >the mattress is not on the floor
      >a clean kitchen and bathroom
      >enough books to show he reads and isn't a pseud, and those books aren't all shitty fantasy series.
      >dirty clothes are in a hamper
      >no drug paraphernalia
      >minimal junk food in cupboards
      >no collection of figurines unless he's making money selling them on ebay

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7.Feminine products in bathroom
    So already have a girlfriend, or we talking about dude jamming tampons up his ass when he's got the runs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's funny about that one is women are really weird about using tampons leftover from previous girlfriends. I usually have a partial box under the sink since breakups don't coincide with the moment the box is finished off. They're individually wrapped so I don't see why they act weird about it but some do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not my job to stock tampons wtf. I don't expect women to keep a Fleshlight

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't stock them, they bring a box over and post breakup I just don't throw the box away. Never had a girl come over and demand her half box of tampons like they with with clothes and other shit that was left here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should see how they react when they tell you they might be pregnant and then you hand them a pregnancy test that you just happened to have on hand.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bidets are genuinely goated, if you are going around with an unwashed arse in this day and age you are subhuman

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plants and books by female authors. what the frick ever
    I'll just work with my crew

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feminine products
    frick you, females are the consumerist Black folk of sexes
    >cat
    animals don't belong in the house
    >books by female authors
    not lobotomized, so not going to happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was thinking Savitri Devi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No woman can ever be a good author. Never.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Esther Villar

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about NSFFW running on my gaming pc. or do heckin womarinoos allow no fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just sent a woman I’m about to frick a video of me jerking off with NSFFW on my rainbow glowing gaming pc in the background lol. She loved it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is she a plopjak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NSFFW should be a thing you never talk about or act like it was a wrong website by mistake if someone catches you on leaving it open for everyone to see makes you look like a gay redditor

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they want a guy that already has a girlfriend? prostitutes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they literally do though
      a man with a girlfriend is pre-vetted and a single guy probably has something wrong with him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women can't think for themselves. They want you preapproved by other women.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, this is decisive. If her girlfriends swoon over you she will want you badly. That is if you want a particular woman always flirt with her friends before.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bidet
    no, waste of money and kind of gay, instead just wipe ur ass with wet toilet paper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Americans like this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like what? literally wipe normal with dry tp then wet some new tp with ur sink and wipe with that.
        not only free to do but far more efficient that lightly squirting water (water from where btw? doesn’t it use toilet bowl water? nasty) at ur anus and hoping it does the job.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie IT PULLS THE WATER OUT OF THE WALL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ????wtf does this even mean??

            Listen you filthy Mexican.
            If you got shit on your arm would you be content to scrape most of it off with a piece of damp paper and walk around all day with encrusted shit?

            >nooo dont manually wipe ur ass with wet paper that you have full control over with ur hands so you can make sure to properly wipe, instead use this overpriced japanese water squirter!!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WATER COMES OUT THE DAMN WALL DAWG

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my bathroom doesn’t have that stuff, most dont, and the few stuff it does have is already being taken up by the actual toilet itself.
            jesus christ unless u have one of those weird fancy ppl bathrooms that has a separate room just for the toilet and the sink in the other room, then just use the sink water to wipe urself.
            overconsumption is ruining u ppl.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you're telling us your toliet is not provided the water through pipes that go through other rooms?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i ask that u rephrase this or something cause ive already read this three times (two times slowly) and i still can’t get what ur trying to ask.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because you're moronic or esl
            How does your toliet get water? Why can you not hook a bidet up to the same water supply as your toliet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what does it matter how my toilet gets water? the issue isnt that i think a bidet wouldnt work in terms of getting water, im saying its a useless purchase and wont clean u as well as doing it manually.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't just let the bidet hit your ass and call it a day dumbass, you still have to dry it. Unless you have one with a fan

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because why would i trust a little chinese made machine that might have a tinie hidden live streaming camera in it when i can just wipe and clean it on my own
            yet again, also more efficiently
            AND FOR FREE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >noooo i dont want to have a clean ass the chinese might see my chocolate starfish
            that's a weird cope, but alright.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >Unless you have one with a fan
            yeah a bidet with a fan of course

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your toliet is not provided the water through pipes
            saaar do not provide the toilet the piped water

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i like how you wrote like a negger speaks so as to attempt to communicate with him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Listen you filthy Mexican.
          If you got shit on your arm would you be content to scrape most of it off with a piece of damp paper and walk around all day with encrusted shit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I got shit on my arm I'd wipe the bulk of it off with toilet paper then wash it thoroughly with soap and hot water. Then take a shower if I could, honestly.
            Do you soap your ass after you shit? You don't?
            Does your bidet have a hot water connection? No?
            Half the people you see every day probably took a shit that morning without washing their hands, at least not with soap. Yet you bidet gays are here screeching about what's essentially a free wet wipe. I'd just be happy knowing that although the DISCUSTING wet tp users buttholes are .01% dirtier than yours, at least that means they'd be hygienic enough to wash their hands properly afterwards. Nobody's going to the trouble of wetting tp to get their ass cleaner and then not washing their hands. The dry-only c**ts are the ones with stinky asses with hands to match. Frick man, I work with this grungy old guy that takes shits so quick it's sickening. You know he's not wiping very well. On top of that he never washes his hands and doesn't bathe. These are the creatures you have to worry about..

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wiping your ass with paper is disgusting. You're disgusting. You're a lower life-form coping.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have to take that kind of talk from a martshart. I suppose a bidet makes sense if you have constant diarrhea, all that wiping would hurt.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bidet
          no, waste of money and kind of gay, instead just wipe ur ass with wet toilet paper

          >advice on how to get women at the same time as advice on how to clean shit from your butthole
          Pottery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a bidet is a waste of money (it's $20)
      >instead, waste money on toiliet paper
      Black person what the frick is wrong with you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have an ass-towel to dry your ass after you showered it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes because i'm a true aryan

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          option 1: reuse towel with ass water
          option 2: pull underwear and pants backup coated in ass water and running down your legs
          option 3: be like a poo, no wiping, no liquid dildo
          option 4: be like a israelite, shit in a diaper
          option 5: toilet paper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bidets splatter shit everywhere in bowl if you don't wipe thoroughly first. Noob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you getting the toliet paper wet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wdym how? just grab some clean toilet paper in ur hand, run it under the sink depending on how wet u want it to be (more wet for bigger mess) and repeat until you wipe and theres no more brown.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So I have to stand up and walk over to the sink to wet the toliet paper, or I can turn in my bidet and do basically the same thing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but why? obviously go ahead if ur toilet already came with a bidet (most dont) or something, but why go out of ur way to buy one, waste the money and time to install it, when u have aperfectly good way to do the same thing (more efficiently too) for free?
            this thought process "oh well its easier this way" is dumb

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The thought process of oh this is cheaper is dumb. Bidets cost like 60 bucks dude. Sorry I don't feel like walking 5 feet with a shitty ass to wipe with wet toliet paper that is falling apart in my hand because it is wet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > Bidets cost like 60 bucks dude
            oh okay mister rich guy, my bad, i didnt know i was speaking to fricking bill gates over here. frick off
            >Sorry I don't feel like walking 5 feet
            i mean my bathroom has the sink right next to the toilet, but i understand ppl have different bathroom set ups
            >with a shitty ass to wipe
            uh no? first off sit down properly when u shit, dont just sit on the seat like u would with any other seat, no, slightly spread ur cheeks a little as u sit so the gravity of sitting down forces them apart a little. makes it less dirty. and u dont instantly get up to wet the tp, u wipe first with the dry tp.
            >with wet toliet paper that is falling apart
            u dont wet it that much dumbass, only a bit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or I can spend 60 bucks and 30 mins installing a device on my toliet and now I'm good. You are either so stupid that you can't save 60 bucks and figure out how to install something or you're a lazy zoomer who rather watch brainrot than do something useful.
            I already know you're moronic because a few posts up you thought a bidet uses toliet water, so I'm leaning towards you being straight up stupid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >than do something useful.
            its an ass water squirter, you arent some plumbing genius you pretentious frick.
            waste ur time and money if u wish. but its funny how you keep ignoring me pointing out that my way is superior that yours which requires spending a frickload of money.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >60 bucks is a frickload of money
            Jesus christ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its certainly not pocket change like youre seemingly acting like 60 bucks is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is
            It really is
            What are you a neet or something?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ur annoying and i dont like you very much

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ditto
            >60 bucks is a frickload of money
            Lol
            Lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >$60 is a waste of money
            >goes through at least $10/m just from ass paper that doesnt even do its job right
            omaybmoron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >Bidets cost like 60 bucks dude
            >oh okay mister rich guy
            lol WTF HAHAHAHAH

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bro thats like $60
            How much did you spend on toilet paper this year? How much will you spend on toilet paper in 5 years? in 10?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just buy a bidet, moron. Fix your life. You're shoving wads of wet toilet paper in your ass crack for chrissake! Disgusting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bidet
        no, waste of money and kind of gay, instead just wipe ur ass with wet toilet paper

        Guys listen here - sincerely. Use the fricking Shower nozzle. Ive literally quit using toilet-paper. I grab the shower-nozzle and I shower my fricking ass every time now. Then I wipe it with a towel or rag.
        It gets as clean as it can fricking get every time. It goes quick. Never ever ever have to wipe my ass until it bleeds ever again. The towel doesnt even get dirty because I just showered my fricking butthole.
        Never pay the toilet-paper-israelite ever again.

        Try this shit. Youll thank me later!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont u have to undress every time tho? at least ur shoes, socks and pants and panties?
          that seems very annoying to do, also wipe with towels???
          u have poop particles on that thing now, i sure hope u dont use that to dry ur hands or face.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well obviously I need to pull down my pants and undies to take a shit but I just grab the shower nozzle from my shower, stick it under my newly sharted ass while still sitting on the toilet. And BLAST that fricker! I dont get up or get into the shower, Im showering my ass while still sitting on the toilet. Then I just use a towel to wipe away the water like I would if took a shower. I use a different for my ass toh.

            wtf are you guys doing to bleed from your ass from wiping? I never had that problem
            are you guys fat?

            Nope , but sometimes you just take too many shits during a day. And sometimes you have the misfortune to get "Ze magazine" ...you know when you keep wiping but there is still shit on the paper. Like you have a turd lodged in your butthole and you wipe away 1mm for every wipe... But that turd just seems unending.
            With my butthole-blaster-showel-nozzle technique, you can even flush that fricker out of your butthole!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ur disgusting. i hope this is bait

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You say disgusting, but Im way cleaner than you ... You just smear your shit around in your ass, Im washing it away.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay anon, what happens when u have to shit in public or at someone else's house or something? can’t exactly water board ur anus there can you? so what now.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then I haveto resort to using the fricking toilet-.paper... But now I honestly fricking hate it. Feels like a choir and I dont feel clean afterwards.

            dont know man, im a quite skinny guy I dont shit more than 1x per day, maybe even less - when stuff gets stuck just shit a little more? come on? I have that clean in 2-3 wipes easy

            sorry man that really sounds like a fat ass problem

            Well fricking lucky you. Im still not fat toh.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry man, more power to the bidet then

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I use wet toilet paper that contains special cleaning fluids. Water alone does not solve shit unless it's warm and soaped and applied with a sponge or cloth.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My man, just fricking try it. You wont regret it. You dont have to tell anyone now do you? Trust me, its not just that you cleaner - You save money on it as well. And as an added bonus. You help tone down the deforestation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            grab a $20 travel bidet. I still use wet wipes and tp with it and it's saved me money and time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have even 2 bidets but I only use them when preparing myself for hot action. I usually shit before showering anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >I only use them (2 bidets) when preparing myself for hot action
            thats gay cuh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mutts in america/canada dont even know what a bidet is, they think they are clean with only toilet paper and then they smell like shit in bed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dont know man, im a quite skinny guy I dont shit more than 1x per day, maybe even less - when stuff gets stuck just shit a little more? come on? I have that clean in 2-3 wipes easy

            sorry man that really sounds like a fat ass problem

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >I just grab the shower nozzle from my shower, stick it under my newly sharted ass while still sitting on the toilet.
            ah yes a shit smeared shower nozzle yes very smart, the ladies love that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously you dont show it up your ass. Wtf are you? A troglodyte?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >Obviously you dont show(shove) it up your ass.
            >stick it under my newly sharted ass while still sitting on the toilet.
            >stick it under
            obviously broh like totes obvious broh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And shower it from 10 centimeters away... How do you even manage to a normal shower if this confuses you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >And shower it from 10 centimeters away...
            you said under so 10 centimeters under your shit caked butthole is still going to drop shit on a shower head that other people in your house shower under
            >if this confuses you?
            am I confused? where did you read that I am confused?
            i think you are sublimely moronic and shit on the house shower head and on top of that post proof of that on /misc/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well you do realize the shower nozzle is constantly spraying fricking water, in so doing repelling shit it just washes off. Ive just been doing this for a while and you know what? Ive yet to stain my shower-nozzle.
            But hey you do you - Just keep smearing that shit around in your thai-ass and be happy with it. Dont forget to pay the tp-israelite too. I mean since you have too. Im free your not!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >around in your thai-ass
            just mouse over my flag gay anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well frick me, I stand corrected. They look similar toh in my defense.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >Well frick me, I stand corrected.
            why don't you share with your parents that you use the shower head to wash your ass because of the "toilet paper israelite" and just live stream their reaction

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hahahahahahahahahaha

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well my father asked if I had turned into a Black person... So I guess you would be amused. Then again - Im not the one walking around with fricking shit smeared all over my ass.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

            >troglodyte
            this is the whitest thing on /misc/ right now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well thank you I am quite white. Your recognition pleases me!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait! I can't believe it! Are you suggesting that you DON'T clean your bowel by shoving the shower nozzle in your rectum and flooding it thoroughly? You are literally full of shit. I'm disgusted.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know its fricking insane right hahahhahahahahahahahaha

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I fully undress myself for every shit. Then get in the shower afterward

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HAhahaha hardcore style I see

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf are you guys doing to bleed from your ass from wiping? I never had that problem
          are you guys fat?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same. Almost every toilet has them in Finland. You can also use it for cleaning in general not just your ass.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, I switched to this method a few years ago. It's not bad. I bought some small towels from IKEA that are large enough for a single dry.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Im happy to make your acquaintance! Finally a cultured man! I have been trying to tell people about this but they literally look at me like Im crazy .. My own father asked me if I had become some sort of African.
            I mean I find it hard to believe that people wouldnt want to save money, save the forests, be cleaner and have faster visits to the bathroom .. Absolute morons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Never ever ever have to wipe my ass until it bleeds ever again.
          Um?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This mannn, its perfect for the early morning dispatch. Get up, take care of business, and hop straight in the shower and use the shower head to wash up and bathe. Save paper, time, and more hygenic. The rogue mid day dumps are the hang ups

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean how, you have a sink right beside you, and in a pinch your home toilet has a bowl up top full of clean(enough) water.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dip it in the toilet fricking moron

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But wtf , nr 7. Feminine products in the bathroom? Are these holes fricking stupid? Any man whos got feminine products in his bathroom is a man that literally have women over there ALL THE TIME!!!
    >But I also want to feel special ...
    These frickers are fricking moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we all already know all these hoes only frick 1 chadly guy they all share the same guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they dont seem to understand it. Women are territorial , I dont think they are as okey with them all fricking the same guy. I think they are moronic ... Honestly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they unironically want to feel like a prostitute fricking chad who has prostitutes over all the time. the only difference they want to feel like a special prostitute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which they are obviously NOT, since hes having them and all the others on a rotating schedule.
        I must say that I find the current situation hilarious. Women and their feminism wanted to punish men and with men I mean the rich old guys who owns everything and have all the power and the Chads that fricks them but refuses to commit and give them their princess-story.
        And now after 15 years of this shit. What have happened? Well the rich old guys have gotten even more rich. And due to hypergamy the chads are now at the top of the totem-pole. Fricking all of them and giving even LESS of a frick about them. And this is not decreasing. Its increasing.
        Meanwhile they alienated all the good men, who they never thought about at all but the ones who have been quietly toiling away in the dark to make their lives better. All these men are now disillusioned, depressed and angry and dont want to work the womens happiness no more.

        I mean absolutely EVERYTHING they wanted they now end up getting reversed. The symmetry is fricking beautiful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feminism was mostly a thing that happened between women. Women can't co-operate with other specific women, so one way ambitious women figured out to deal with other women's jealousy was to frame themselves as in a conflict with men. Which even had some partial truth in that women were somewhat barred from various professions by some men. It looks puzzling to dudes when women talk about how they're pressured "by society" to do x or y thing, or they frame it as men forcing them, but it makes a lot more sense when you recognise that it's a woman israeliteing other women into not sabotaging her.
          A lot of the feminist advice is also just a fortuitous way that women sabotaging their peers lines up with dragging down the standards for women in general.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well checked. Its amazing how they wanted to be respected and ended up alone, no men to date and selling pics of their spread up buttholes for less than a cup of coffee... I mean symmetry is beautiful ... Meanwhile , they will be working to pay the gibs me dats for men who decided to check out of society and men who wants to work and marry can go overseas and get a wife with more agreeable personalities. Meanwhile , western women cant. Because the men in those countries dont fricking like them. And they wouldnt consider them anyway because they are earning less and have less status than them. So the women priced themselves out of the dating-pool and reversed the gender-roles where they are now the ones who will work to keep society floating and paying for men they dont like to lie at home, drinking beers, jerking off (to their spread up and very cheap buttholes) and playing video-games.
            All the shit they hate! HAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek chad certainly does not keep his prostitutes tampons and shit around. Chad promptly dumps that shit if they leave it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feminine products aka tampons
      If she needs a tampon what's the point of coming over, only disgusting degenerates are into period fricking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHA Tampons , she couldnt possible mean that hahahaha. A man with tampons in his fricking bathroom HAHAHAHAA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She can still suck your dick moron

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >books by female authors
    Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real dealbreaker for me. The other items in the raider I could furnish but not some feminish trash.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this isn't going to help guys that can't even get a date.

    They don't care if you have a bidet in your house at that point

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why tf would a straight guy have feminine products in the bathroom? Women don't understand expecting that is stupid. If she insists that the guy reads a female author then she's gonna be a controlling gf it's a red flag for men. I'm not gonna have trash accumulating in my bathroom.
    I don't understand 9.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SAAR WHAT IS SOAP? IN INDIA SOAP IS MADE FROM RATS SO WE DONT USE SOAP SAAAR DO NOOT REDEEEM THE SOAP SAAAAAR

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >femine products in the bathroom

    Women prefer trannies to men?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    N

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They say all this shit but be fricking a guy that lives like this

    Never ask a fish how to fish

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just be a woman bro!
    Eh?

    Don't women actually want the opposite?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do, thats why they prefer fricking Black folk and muslims because they are not emasculated by israelite propaganda

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no they actually want your home empty like guys like it, then they can "fix" it/you with stuff
    you need also need to be good looking to make this work

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol, I just drive down to the czech border like twice a month and frick hookers on the weekend. I would rather pay 200 bucks a month for sex than deal with a woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is it? never tried it, are there like hot girls or are these only trashy prostitutes?
      in my brain I would like a petite czech chick but thinking longer about I expect them all ugly - dont know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really depends on the season, but there's a shit ton of them so you're bound to find something you like. Usually when vacation season starts here the better looking ones come down to the border because business is booming.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where does one go? is this like in some small border town or probably Prague?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prague is a good place to start out, but you can find a lot of them in most places around the border. I wouldn't go to tiny ass villages though, but maybe that's just me being paranoid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why go all the way there? What's the allure?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Way hotter than German prostitutes. A bit cheaper too.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get laid and I want women dead

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to ignore this gay list but I have to say, after getting a bidet and moving and not having it anymore, I realize that to only is savage mode. North American aases are covered in shit and it's gross.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hand soap and towel in the bathroom
    >Fresh food in the fridge
    >Bathroom trashcan
    I fail.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A guy who has "feminine products" in his bathroom either

    1)Already has a steady gf and you're the side b***h

    2)Is running an airbnb for loose pussy

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ayn Rand doesn't count chuds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ayn Rand
      Sorry, no israeli authors in my book collection

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad I ain't no cat and no books by female authors...
    But i got laid long ago without ANY ONE of the points on the list.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Besides plants, candles, food and soap etc I'm not doing any of that gay shit.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now why would a man not in a relationship have feminine products at home?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Books by female authors
    I have many Agatha Christie books. Does that count?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She actually means worthless books marketed to women on feelings and self-actualization
      Guarantee if she saw a man with those her pussy would dry up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on if you have pic related or not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. In Russian translation it's still called "Дecять нeгpитят" (Ten little Black folk), even newer editions.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you enter a guy's place
    >when
    >if

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bathroom trashcan
    Why? I'm not making a mess in there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For when you eat snacks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the bathroom? While sitting on the shithouse? Are you pajeet?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I was just joking but a trash can in the bathroom is for floss and if you are too far from the main garbage its just funny that its considered a priority to have sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have one just for the once in a blue moon I have to throw something out like a toothpaste tube, toothbrush heads, bandaids, floss, etc.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I checked and the only book by a female author I have is Atlas Shrugged kek

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got like 4 of these things, and out of 8 leftie slags that I invited to my place for coffee/wine/Netflix ever since my fiancee broker up with me, 6 ended up slurping my cum. I'm 6'3 btw.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a Harry Potter boxset displayed prominently on my shelf. Guaranteed pussy magnet

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feminine products in the bathroom
    Wouldn't this be a red flag? Wouldn't that show that another woman was already living there?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just become a submissive gay, bro
    No.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you either submit to cuck tests and prove you are relationship material or they will go look for another guy willing to bend the knee. i wish i was kidding. unless you have money and score some golddigger to suck your wallet dry you will have to grovel in some way or other to be marriage material. women never grovel. it is expected from you. the getting down on your knee marriage proposal is literally you, the man and the stronger of the two sexes, showing submission or there will be no bonding

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        relationship and marriage are a neverending humiliation ritual for most average guys. most of them cope and suffer in solitude

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female authors
    Lmfao. No.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really want a girl who stains dark sheets?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cats
    What the frick?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How often do (You) ask your partner such spicy questions?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spit in my mouth

      ?si=0Sr6EQwam6OzLzuP&t=128

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok he's definitely a israelite, I'm cancelling my bidet order

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spit in their mouth
      lol no I spit on their face and tell them to wipe it off and lick it off their fingers.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are the things a player would have to accomodate for female traffic in and out

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is basically just

    [...]

    Never listen to what women say.
    You will do all this shit and she will dry the frick up, give you the "just be friends" stuff and go frick some random Black person on the floor of a drug house.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's this new shill narrative with bidets?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fricking disgusting when you wipe your shitty ass with only paper. When you get used to bidet you can never go back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Also you don't want your lady guests to be unclean.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i've seen gas station bathrooms that look better than this
          clean out ur trash can, and what psychopath not only has a bathroom trash can with no lid, but also doesn’t squish down the empty rolls when done so it takes up less space.
          ur weird

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ouch.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay sorry i take it back i was just being hyperbolic, ur bathroom looks fine, i wouldnt mind pooping there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

          >flower watering can
          that picrel is some fricking scary shit, worse than gore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that a ghetto shitter?

          Because it's fricking disgusting when you wipe your shitty ass with only paper. When you get used to bidet you can never go back.

          Kys israelite shill.
          No body wants this homosexual shit.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cat
    All the cat people I know are fricking stoners.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bathroom trashcan
    do people not have trashcans in their bathrooms? I don't think I've ever seen that.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Instructions unclear, taking antiboyotics and anticistamines in response. I will be the girlfriend instead.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve bagged a lot of babes when they walk in and see this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shared experiences make for strong relationships

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just be handsome and they will suck your dick even if you're a dumpsterdiving pedophile taking meds.

    lmao at morons listening to women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or just have weed and coke and you don't even need looks.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

    and for women
    12. vegana
    ...
    1. vegana
    the bar couldn't be lower because we'd be fricking snail pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, im sticking with a couple of those as hard rules. If i go to a womans bathroom and she doesnt have hand soap or hand towels and the counter is covered in leghair, im not sticking around to find out what other horrors im about to discover.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No soap for the bathroom sink is a big red flag; they don't wash their hands properly when they shit. That's just gross.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's more to life then getting laid. Making an idol of woman and pleasure will only give you temporary pleasure and is no foundation to a lasting family-building relationship.

    Jesus said, "What shall it profit a man, if he would gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?" Mark 8:36
    Jesus said, "What shall it profit a man, if he would gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?" Mark 8:36

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have everything except femoid books and a bidet LMAO

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throw blanket on couch is for homosexuals unless a girl lives there

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Or you can scrap that list for an 8-ball and a straw on the counter.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nah, frick that.
    I'll frick the prostitute and then throw her out.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet I banged hundreds of chicks with nothing but a mattress on the floor, quite curious

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All reasonable but the books by female authors. And I'm not sure what makes a product feminine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not sure what makes a product feminine
      Shit you wouldn't use or have if you were a guy - decorative soaps, bubble bath etc

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't grow a beard, is it over for me? But I do have a bidet though which is kind of rare here.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have like 3 of those and I got laid

    A fisherman doesn't ask fish for advice to catch it

    ...

    >inb4 fish can't even respond questions

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how this thread devolved into bickering over bidets. Never change, /misc/.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we will argue about anything
      Pretty sure this was a slogan on b

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by the time a girl is in your home, sex is already guaranteed.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have all those things, except feminine products in the bathroom (wtf?) and a fricking cat (I have a far superior dog) and I'm constantly slaying pussy without trying. So, maybe there's something to this...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I have all those things
      Which books of female authors you have? Inb4 Harry Potter I lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I just borrowed a bunch of books from my parents just to fill out the shelf, there's probably women in there at least in some of the cook books

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are thinking about/answering to a twitter thread, of a leftist that wants to radicalize your children... on POL.
      And you are like "maybe there's something to this..."

      OP is probably a leftist too. Just FYI.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I am left of center, and I like all those things that I have, and I do slay pussy constantly without trying. Do you have these things? Do you get pussy when you bring b***hes back to your house?
        >leftist that wants to radicalize your children
        wut?
        >POL
        It's /misc/ newbie.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, people forget that when they ask women what they want in a man, she is talking exclusively about an unthreatening beta provider that poses no risk of ever getting to frick her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most popular romance novels are about dangerous men and the most popular female fantasy is being raped.

      Women are not going to tell an interviewer that the thought of being forcibly dicked down by a violent psycho makes them gush geysers, but nonetheless...

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im a 28m white incel who's never even been on a date. Nothing sustains me but bitterness anymore

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of my ex's was extremely jealous of my cat
    one of my earliest redpills on the behavior of women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one of my ex's was extremely jealous of my cat
      The cat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek

          I fricking hate cats! If you own a cat you’re a fricking homosexual!!!! And probably have a cat parasite

          You've just not met the right cat yet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My cats a creep. Caught him in the act.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This guy listened to what women say they want. That explains the basedface in the prof pic.

    Rule number one is do not listen to ANYTHING they say except about being handsome, tall, well dressed, and well groomed. Anything besides that is complete bullshit and is a tactic they use to weed out beta's that listen to women so they can ignore them.

    Women like being treated like they are worth less. It gives them something to constantly strive for more and elevates your position in their eyes, which is what they want.

    Show minimum emotion, but NO emotions that show weakness like anger, depression or sadness. Seek out these emotions with your mother or if you have close friends.

    Show love but not obsession. Show respect but always dominance. Laugh with them but always be their protector.

    This is why they choose the bear.

    Source: Fricked a lot of women, had a lot of relationships, all from different cultures around the world (Digi nomad here). When there was failure, the pattern was ALWAYS because of the aforementioned.

    Another classic is women say they like being chased. They do, but by simps and uggos, so they feel worthy enough to chase after chad. They do not want chad to chase them, at that point the hypergamy in them grows exponentially and they seek out even higher standards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do this do that
      or just do whatever the frick you want and stop worrying about prostitutes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. I just mean that in the event you go down the route of seeking out female companionship this is the way to do it.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to have a bidet because my diet is fricking awful.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guy's literally called "the rapy jeff", I'm not taking any advice from him

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if my book shelf is "modern woman approved" ?

    Lee's Lieutenants - Vol's 1, 2 and 3
    The Crusades by Thomas Asbridge
    1776 by David McCullough
    The Tao of War by Sawyer
    Absolute War by Chris Bellamy
    Miracle at Belleau Wood by Axelrod
    The Deer Slayer
    The Pathfinder
    The Pioneers by James Fenimore Cooper
    God in the Dock - CS Lewis
    Mere Christianity - CS Lewis
    The Great Divorce - CS Lewis
    God : The Evidence by Glynn
    War As I knew It - George S Patton
    Stillwell and the American Experience in China by Tuchman
    The OSS in Burma by Sacquety
    An Aquinas Reader
    Plato, Epictetus and Marcus Aurelius - Harvard Books
    God is My CoPilot by Col. Robert L. Scott

    A few different Holy Bibles and Eshbach's handbook of Engineering Fundamentals

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will literally rape all womens to DEATH before buying a femoid's book

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got 12, 10, 6, 4, and 1.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so, basically live like you already have a girl friend, that's bullshit a man can by the second a woman invites him over for the first time to her apartment, also
    >no beard trimming
    fricking moronic, like women don't leave their bathrooms looking like chewbacca raped everything in it. God women are fricking insanely moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like women don't leave their bathrooms looking like chewbacca raped everything in it
      kek

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are describing a female household.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All you have to do is go work a shitty retail job and not be ugly. I get Women throwing themselves at me but I bet they are bawds with Bacterial Vaginosis. When I was working in an AMZN warehouse, this one older Filipina would hump me like a dog whenever I had to bend over.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bidet
    That shit's for public restrooms, I don't want my restroom to smell like piss
    >blanket on the couch
    Frick off it's not Romania
    >clean vanity
    I trim my beard and balls as I walk through the house, deal with it
    >candles or dimmable lights
    I don't date men
    >feminine products
    I'm a man
    >soap and towel
    like in every bathroom everywhere?
    >fresh food
    You're not eating at my house before you swallow
    >bathroom trashcan
    I'm not Bulgarian
    >cat
    frick off
    >female authors
    Women can't write
    >plants
    I have them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Dehymenat0r: t. Ångstr0n Edition

      >bidet
      >That shit's for public restrooms
      what the actual frick?! is today moron day on /misc/
      there is no fricking way a public bidet exists ffs lololol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That shit's for public restrooms, I don't want my restroom to smell like piss
        He clearly mixed up bidet and urinal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > beard
      How I know why you don't get laid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm on fricking NSFFW, it wasn't hard to figure it out

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, the most Chad guy I've known who got laid the most was periodically homeless and his living spaces were full of trash and rotting fruit. He doesn't even know what a gym is for and has never approached women, he always had them lining up for him. Surely that had nothing to do with his attractive looks

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate cats! If you own a cat you’re a fricking homosexual!!!! And probably have a cat parasite

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not having one of these right next to the toilet. This one simple little thing is proof that "muh first world" is bullshit. I would bet heavily that, for all the memeing about shitting in the street, even India has these, and somehow you white master race morons here don't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we had arse blasters here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure it's easy to find one and install it yourself, but you'd still be living with the knowledge that everybody elseyou interact with is just walking around with a shitty ass, and that would still be depressing. Even so, just get one bro.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's missing a few things, like being 6'4, making at least 500k a year, and worshipping their parasitic ass like your life depends on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More important: women want sociable men, successful, of good standing.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Photos autobump threads
        So by posting photos you actually help shill threads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > shill thread
      We are just relaxing and recovering from the hard work of serious political shitposting in other threads.

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >books by female authors

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gotta have a place though
    come back to mums place and we will have a massive frick!

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no blue or black bedsheets
    if this is real, this shows there's no actual function to her green flags. she's just red-flagging anything utilitarian or "masculine coded" simply for being perceived as a male gender signifier, not because of how they meaningfully tie into her criticisms of masculinity.
    It's "girls have cooties" in reverse at middle age

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont trust anything women say, they don't want a literal woman in man's body, it's a shit test

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes what women say they want and what women actually want are always two different things

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she's at your home you're already gonna bang her, it's too late for her to say no at that point, so that whole list is worthless for helping guys with getting women.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >books by female authors
    Top lol. What about oatmeal raisin cookies owned by a female collective? What about an umbrella designed by a girl boss?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/CleaningTips/comments/n58jl8/how_to_deal_with_chronic_messy_room_its_atrocious/
    Then explain this.

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Head & Shoulders 2in1 count as a feminine product,?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no but you should definitely not use that ZOG shit so you dont get cancer and aids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, women use a different product for every single need.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feminine products in the bathroom
    Why would a single man have any?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you get all of those things you'll be labeled a creep and predator.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 and 9 are fine, the rest are gay

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have all 12 because I live with a woman who just woke up grumpy and asked me to let the dog out and feed the cat when I got up to piss.
    Then moments later when I came back to get my pants she sleepily asked me why I am getting up so early.
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH......
    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

    Stupid fricking women. Even the smart ones are so fricking stupid just kill me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro. Just having one of those mornings you know ?

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanna see my moisturizing lotion and trash can?

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actual green flags for western women
    1. Height
    2. Skull structure
    3. Wide clavicles
    4. Money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      also

      5. no mental illness
      6. not a virgin, had sex at least 5 times in his life
      7. already had a gf once
      8. not a white knight/soiboy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're attractive enough they won't care about mental illness, trust me on this one.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    >Just get these 12 things.
    it says Top 12 answers though. Learn to read demoralizing Black person

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, having fricked a lot of holes, my apartment bathroom was basically always cleaner and more organized than theirs. I don’t know what this b***h is talking about

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I get the feeling that for most stupid c**ts, no. 2 wouldn't be satified by the works of Jane Austen or Ayn Rand?

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