I've accepted that I will never get laid, I'm already 27 and will turn 28 in a few months.

I've accepted that I will never get laid, I'm already 27 and will turn 28 in a few months. So I want to buy one of these. I don't care anymore, I really don't.

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you going to slap her a- oh wait.. nevermind.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to slap one of these inside your anus so we can have straight sex

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't give the boy scouts any ideas.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The boy scouts no longer exists. It's just the scouts now.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get a guy to suck your dick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person homosexual

      https://i.imgur.com/o7Ym5X1.jpeg

      I've accepted that I will never get laid, I'm already 27 and will turn 28 in a few months. So I want to buy one of these. I don't care anymore, I really don't.

      check /jp/ona if u want the good stuff, also depending of how much money u have, you could try some b***hes in a foreign country

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont do Fleshlight, they are shitty quality.
    As an anon that has bought about 10 different Fleshlights and 3 onaholes, I HIGHLY recommend getting the Meiko XYZ. roighly the same price as fleshlights, and is significantly better feeling than anything Ive ever used before.

    Fleshlights will jerk you off. The Meiko XYZ will roll yours eyes into the back of your head.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get an actual onahole, it's way better than a Fleshlight and some feel like the real thing with proper warming and the Onasuyu lube, I recommend the Lilith Uterus in particular

      do you also own a lilith uterus too? how does it compare to the meiko xyz? I've always heard good things about the meiko xyz and was thinking on copping one ngl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dont have that one, the cross section is interesting, I find I usually dont like it when they widen up but have a second hole for the cervix is pretty interesting, may get that one next.
        Only thing with the Meiko XYZ though is that I feel it caps out at about 7 inch dicks, as Im 7 myself and its barely big enough, so hung anons wont be able to get the full heavenly experience

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm only 6.5 inches myself so I think I should be fine
          also, do you know any good mouth onas or are these just not good? I've seen many people talking about La Bocca but,I guess I'm trying to seek more the feeling of suction rather than fricking a mouth you know (I remember there was one back then called Shakuhachi Musume but I heard it wasn't that good)

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I did get the La Bocca, and its decent quality but way to small and the teeth are awful. Couldnt get more than 2/3rds in and even after removing the teeth the interior just isnt that great. Thats the only oral one Ive gotten so I dont know of any that are good unfortunately.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meiko xyz is pretty good but falls apart easily and isn't that stimulating apart from the section at the end
      boring roastie pussy sensation imo

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently experienced a vegana with a condom on for the first time and my Fleshlight honestly felt better kek

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's not worth it bro. you'll get some pleasure but the guilt you feel after nutting in this will make you even more miserable. cleaning it up is also tideous af. download grindr and get topped, it's free.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get topped
      Go back

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like they've said don't buy a Fleshlight it's low quality Western garbage. Go for an onahole or any toys that come from the East. Do NOT go for dolls as your first experience though you won't know how to deal with her maintenance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >maintenance
      you mean the cum

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the hardest part to be honest. You can even use a condom or, imagine, try to not cum inside.
        What is going to take most of the time is taking actual care of her.
        >powder maintenance
        >skin maintenance
        >type of clothes
        >princess carrying to not damage the internal structure
        etc.

        I did it, bros. Frick my life.

        The thread literally warned you about fleshlights.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >buys the most shit and generic Fleshlight for almost $70 bucks
          you fricking moron, no wonder why u cant get laid

          Everyone recommends this one though. Is $70 a lot? I thought it was pretty cheap.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop, look at this shit. Do you think a vegana looks like this? Get the standard Fleshlight it's the most comparable to an actual vegana, shit like what's pictured will give you deathgrip and make real sex feel bad whereas the more realistic Fleshlights can actually make real sex feel better since you're stimulating it in the way a vegana would actually stimulate it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I jerk off 10 times every day. It's over for me. You can't save me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I lost my virginity at 28 bro, it's never over

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm hideous due to severe acne in my youth. It's over.

            how do you even jerk off 10 times a day? if I jerk off twice in the same day I already don't have any cum left in me.
            sometimes I go for 4-5 days trying to save to cum a large cumshot to end just shooting something mediocre and having no cum left the next days.
            is something actually fricking wrong with me?

            I think it might be just me. Even if I jerk off that much my wiener still gets hard and would keep going but by then it's already 6am and the sun is coming up, but I've gone up to 20 times in a single day, and could still cum up to the 10th time and then just shoot blanks but still feels amazing.

            Anyone know who this prostitute is?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do you even jerk off 10 times a day? if I jerk off twice in the same day I already don't have any cum left in me.
            sometimes I go for 4-5 days trying to save to cum a large cumshot to end just shooting something mediocre and having no cum left the next days.
            is something actually fricking wrong with me?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that looks like it would hurt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've never fricked anything like this but I'm guessing the material is really soft

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you got a dick lacerator named after a beaner prostitute instead of something that actually feels good for half the price?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When I see ones modeled off pornstars it really turns me off. Why would you want one made from the mold of a prostitutes c**t? Makes me think Im gonna get a disease from the silicone. Thats why I got the alien one

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did it, bros. Frick my life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >buys the most shit and generic fleshlight for almost $70 bucks
      you fricking moron, no wonder why u cant get laid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but what is the average price for an average fleshlight in burgerland?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is a meiku xyz all i can find are these doll looking things

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh it has a butt

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a frick doll instead, one of those torsos with breasts and stuff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest you must be really far gone to order one of those. If you're still caring about social stigma I definitely wouldn't recommend it.
      But as the owner of the e-girlnco one I must say, it was worth every dollar.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just like squeezin some breasts while i thrust away, and it feels way better than a hand. Easily hid in a closet if you dont get one with legs and arms and shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mine made me appreciate that part of the body. Grabbing around here while trusting feels absolutely amazing.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me this is a sad thread.. collecting fleshlights like figurines. "Have you got this one?!", "For sure! I added it to my collection last week (inserts specs)".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's more common than you think.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If youre circumcised this is one of the best things you can do to preserve what sensitivity you have. wieners werent mean to be cut but they certainly werent meant to be cut and rubbed by rough man hands. If youre not getting pussy, these need to be mandatory unless youre going full monk nofap or something. Using one of these has really improved my wiener sensitivity, but its not magic, were still fricked

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get an onahole instead they're way higher quality
    i have 14 and they're amazing
    i recommend tenga flip zero electronic vibration if you wanna cum in under 10 mins, la vie en roses and la bocca della verita for pussy and blowjob respectively

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually the nezuko double tooth blowjob is even better (slightly) than the mouth of truth
      sujiman kupa cocolo is amazing if you wanna try e-girl puss

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good but too much work, you have to wash it etc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      takes 30 secs to put it under a tap and scoop the cum and lube out and 30 secs to dry with a microfiber towel around your finger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you were meant to leave it out to dry on its own. Mine takes hours and hours

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no thats optional you can dry it with a towel or microfiber towel or a t-shirt using your hand/finger

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate that they make these vegana shaped. just give me a pleasure hole to stick my dick in not a weird reminder that im not punding real pussy

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