I've reached the point where I don't even fantasize about penetrative sex anymore.

I've reached the point where I don't even fantasize about penetrative sex anymore. I only imagine giving oral sex to women, or having a woman sit on my face while I jerk off myself through my pants.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats, you're submissive
    I hope you can find your dommy mommy one day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it's anything to be congratulated about.... just makes life harder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't like it, change it
        You're a big strong man with a big strong wiener, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My wiener is actually rather small which is part of the reason why I don't think about penetration anymore

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No homosexual but how long is your wiener? Have you been comparing it to big shlong porno wieners?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's under 4 inches. I'm not delusional or anything, it actually is small.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, but it's not like you have an unusable chode. Just own that shit and make up for it in other ways. You're not a lost cause. Women rarely even coom from penetration alone, just learn how to make them coom from touch alone.
            You got this, I believe in you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Easier said than done but thanks I guess

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based and oral pilled

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just women were into this kind of thing in real life and not just in porn.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating a woman out is cash, can confirm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can confirm
      I doubt it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If he can't confirm it, I can
        You just gotta find the clitoris and do some circles and shapes with your tongue and before you know it your head is in a vice grip getting crushed by her thighs
        Pretty cool overall, I don't understand guys who just rail women without any care if they coom or not.
        For me, the woman cooming feels like an accomplishment. Like, I did that to her.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating pussy out is nice but feels weird if she's not giving you head too. The problem is that 69'ing can be, well, disgusting if your girl isn't perfectly clean.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To me that seems like it would be distracting. I'd rather just focus on her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >distracting
        The point is to sync your movements, if possible. The most sensitive part of the dick is where the frenulum meets the shaft, the most sensitive part of the vegana is the clit. If your girl is deep throating fast you go all Lickitung on her outer labia, if she goes for the frenulum bit slowly and delicately , you do the same to the clit.

        Harder in practice doe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but why
          Couldn't I just do all of that to her while she sits back and relaxes?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nta but I think if you took turns that's fine too
            But don't let her get away until you've coomed as well
            That's part of the deal, you both coom

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I could coom in my pants

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think most women would think you're pathetic for that anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sucks to be me I guess

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You've resigned yourself to this fate I see
            The only person who make make you not pathetic is yourself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think it's pathetic though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You don't think eating a woman out and creaming yourself in the process is pathetic?
            Trust me, women do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's what women think but I'm not a woman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just gonna call you a homosexual and close the thread now
            homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And thank you for playing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with a little musk

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coochie-eaters, we are SO BACK

  6. 1 month ago
    counter

    coomer brainrot post #18339485

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i feel that way about hot older women with straight black hair that are out of my league, i just want them strangling me with their c**t until they squirt in my mouth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Strangling, choking, smothering, sounds so nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ive done it with a younger woman but i really want it from an older woman, i want to endure the cruelty of her sex, its just not the same if i'm in control emotionally

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Women need to be more cruel during sex

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its fun but the way of things is one way and not the other, women don't want to be in charge and i wouldn't encourage that sort of thing in a relationship i wanted to last

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Believe it or not it's pornsick! It doesn't matter how soft it looks, it has effectively replaced your natural 3d desires.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what you're saying. Try again but in English.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a coomer with the nice guy expansion thinking he deserves sex because of his "submissive" fetishes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember saying that. You sure you didn't make it up?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna eat pussy and get pegged and get called a good boy :3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno how I feel about the pegging. I could endure it if a woman wanted to do it to me but I can't imagine ever wanting it for myself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        prostate orgasms are a million times better than pp orgasms

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather make a woman orgasm. I have no problems getting myself off.

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