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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want a girl with a big chest to tease me for having a small one. She must also be gay or bi and another cis woman I dont like moobs. After she can make me suck on hers while I finger her 😀

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's gay. You're gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I am gay. Side note, lesbians are the only women who can be femcels, men are degens who will frick anything.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nuh uh, I wouldn't frick a guy or an animal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ever considered being less gay?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As a degen I haven't fricked a woman yet because I'm still do know one that isn't in some amount filthy, it is either the breath, the BO or just looking ugly plainly, the more you befriend them, the less and less I began to be attracted to them.

          Either that or I'm an obsessive cleaning moron

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      too real a woman can only dream for now I spose

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    keep settling for short "men"

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    big breasts come with big nipples

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All the women i have spoken to and tried to entertain romantic prospects with have been flatties or small. No more. No more i dare say. Henceforth, i shall only pursue women i am attracted to(titcows) or no women at all. If you do not like this sentiment, then to hell with you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize that titcows would never settle for any of us right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Matters little to me, i will still try and only with them. I have never let myself try to talk to titcows out of fear

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I kneel to you then, good sir. good luck on your quest for a titcow fembot.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lt's not settling. Petite flat women are so cute and sexy. I don't want no top heavy tittycow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just say you like children.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let me spell it our for you: I like adult women with small breasts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >nasty roastie
          >ugly small breasts
          frick off

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well you can't say I'm a pedo now can you? I like meaty pussied small Asian women in their 40s also, which is a realistic looksmatch for my skinny 5ft8 white ass.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that graphic about how women can grow bigger boobs? Been viewing r/NBE and there are some women with very impressive growth out there. Sent one of them
    a dm and her before and afters were shocking. Basically went from flat to same size as picrel.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a dickyGOD board, hag. Nobody cares about your chest deformity.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will do
    >tfw flat chested autist e-gf with a cuckquean kink
    Last time we met up she wanted to watch me with another girl and she's constantly sending me titcow porn. It's fun getting her wound up about conspiracy theories too. She gets so mad and it's adorable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick I want a cuckquean gf to pester and keep as a lesser critter to myself, thanks for the reminder.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What conspiracy theories does she get worked up over?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically any anti-government one. She also thinks "the elite" are specifically trying to use trannies as, in her words, "an unwaveringly loyal class of mentally ill pill addicted eunuchs who control the flow of information through big tech infiltration". She'll go off on stuff like this for as long as you let her.

        Holy frick I want a cuckquean gf to pester and keep as a lesser critter to myself, thanks for the reminder.

        Honestly it's taken some getting used to. The kind of stuff I thought would be going too far is sometimes not far enough for her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot the specific part of the troony thing where she thinks they are being deliberately brainwashed into thinking everyone wants to murder them except for "their masters"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Honestly it's taken some getting used to. The kind of stuff I thought would be going too far is sometimes not far enough for her.

          I'd envy you if my heart were any smaller, congrats, and I hope that wouldn't happen to me. Where did you get to meet someone that peculiar?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I met her through a girl I was friends with online and would sometimes jerk off with on webcam. She was just learning to use video editing software (turned out she wanted to make shitpost video) and was having trouble figuring it out. We talked about some other stuff after that and stayed in contact as friends. Started long distance dating and we've met in person a few times now. Next step is moving in together this summer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hooooooly shit anon, you won life for real, anti troony autistic flat chested cuckquean gf? you're the luckiest man alive

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    262 reposts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There've been fembots who tried to get their flat chests to grow and some succeeded. It's not easy but it's not impossible either.

      >https://www.breastnexus.com/showthread.php?tid=27469
      >https://www.reddit.com/r/nbe/comments/13jkci9/before_and_after_results_4_cup_sizes_noogleberry/
      >https://www.reddit.com/r/nbe/comments/1asjvta/excellent_results_with_bovine_mammary_4_cup_sizes/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >flatties can get D cups
        >meanwhile men still can't meaningfully grow their dick without getting some sort of erectile dysfunction
        What did God mean by this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, but we can get flatties and then breed them until they have D cups.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The one gal literally grew herself a pair of DDDs (bigger than the noogleberry pic), I didn't believe it till I saw the pics.

          Imagine if your girlfriend wanted you to help her grow bigger boobs, that'd actually be pretty fun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          something about intelligent design. trust the plan goy!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >without getting some sort of erectile disfunction
          Only happens if you're moronic. If you aren't, it's nothing but milestone after milestone
          t pumpmaxxing the right way

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Redpill me. What's the pump routine? What pump do you use? Before and after pics?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >what's the pump routine?
            I started with 5 minute sets at 6 hg, usually for 45 minutes total per day. I slowly increased the time per set. Right now I'm at 4 sets of 15 minutes with a few minutes of rest between them. Sometimes I go longer if I'm feeling spicy but in general I stick with the plan, leaving 2 days off to rest my dick. I've been at 3 sets Don't push yourself: if you feel any pain, reduce the pressure and take a break. All of the pump horror stories come from morons who used too much pressure or kept the pressure up for too long at once.
            >What pump do you use?
            A leluv manual pump. They sell them on Amazon and you can choose the size that's closest to yours. Try to get it to within .25 inches / .5 cm of your girth if you want to focus on length or about .5 inches / 1 cm if you don't. Any wider than that is a whole other conversation.
            >Before and after pics?
            Not catching another ban for posting my dick, sorry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well if transhomosexuals take estrogen and grow breasts, why not actual women who are underdeveloped?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tbh I think most women don't do these types of programs with any sense of consistency so they have poor results. Most chestlets are simply too lazy to grow themselves a big pair of hooters. Someone should figure out how to put the ingredients in a safe pellet that can be implanted in women's breasts & then dissolve over a month. Women would do that.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A man among mice

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    iiiiiii refuze

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    settling? moron, I'd rather date a flat chested cute wife rather than a boob abomination

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If settle for any girl with a pulse at this point anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >with a pulse
      woah man, chill with those sky-high standards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think I am worth half a pulse at least.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is a fricken mystery but she gets a lot of views

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