Love Confession

How do I confess my romantic love to my favorite YouTuber and ask them on a real life date?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Don't waste your time, money, and sanity on prostitutes.

    • 2 months ago
      Sage

      First post best post on the whole site

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >barges into any thread or discussion
      >makes the best post first
      >refuses to elaborate
      >leaves

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the piano guy?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >222
    Gay.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checked, you should increase your chances by finding out where she lives and pack some chloroform in your pickup truck. I doubt she dates losers you are here cattle, its like cow would ask her farmer on a date...

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to say but Mr Beast prefers the call of the wild.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women who desire that much attention are sociopathic. You have no chance because you cannot provide them the attention they seek because you are not famous. They do not seek love, they seek MORE attention and are willing to gobble cum to take it from you.
    Go outside. There are better women out there with less mental illness.
    I'm waiting 60s to make sure you see this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I read your post. You don’t know that for all you know she is doing this to pay for her dying fathers cancer treatments.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm waiting 60s to make sure you see this.
      Doesn't sound much better than gobbling cum for attention

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        touche

        I read your post. You don’t know that for all you know she is doing this to pay for her dying fathers cancer treatments.

        She's paying for it publicly. Meaning she's doing it for attention. I've given different people in my family large sums of money for various reasons and I always tell them to not tell anyone.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >paying for it
          With what and how
          >given my family large sums of c**t
          And then everyone clapped

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably.
      I know there are other explanations for that, but I'm not in the mood for this now.

      It's easier to face this israeli bullshit in an alterered state, but leaving it and noticing this crap is still around is sad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jew.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you spam the board enough, others will tell her for you

  8. 2 months ago
    SAGE

    Sage.
    Kys ,
    send her the vid.
    YOU WIN

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do not mistake your parasocial obsession for a genuine connection.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's hope she doesn't mistake OP's anthrax file for a love confession

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much are you willing to pay her to remove that little red book of Mao.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    find out where she lives but don't approach her right away. just ease her into the relationship by following her around for a few months. make sure she can catch a short glimpse of you every now and then so she doesn't feel lonely. maybe leave a couple of cute comments on her channel, about how pretty she was when she went to the supermarket with less makeup on last evening. it will really help her morale and she'll grow closer to you

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask voll-anon
    he knows how to deal with women

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find out where they live, move there, stalk them for a while and then sort of organically insert yourself into their life by bumping into them, making small talk and --- no of course not moron, forget about this parasocial relationship and move on with your life.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seek god or medical help there are millions or thousands of you

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have an eternal night with Luna if you know what I mean.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you clarify?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would lay the beloved Princess Luna down on her bed and then I would kiss every inch of her wings, in their most tender spots. As I do this I would massage her hind legs, starting from the hooves and slowly working my way up to her swelling cute teats. I'd touch them gently as I begin kissing her neck. And then I'd start massaging her front legs, from the hooves to her shoulders. And then onto her wings.
          When I finish that I'd bring her under the covers to warm her up, and then I'd go under the covers and kiss her on the belly as I massage her torso. And then I'd work my way down to her throbbing horse_____ and then... well I'm sure you'd find the rest of it inappropriate.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            > horse_____ and then... well I'm sure you'd find the rest of it inappropriate.
            I was doing fine until this point, English is not my first language, so can you explain to me more in detail about what is happening here?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's talking about a horsewiener, luna has it big

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you look really closely you can see her red rectangle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, I hadn't noticed.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know the answer to your question, but I have one for you. How is this political in any way?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sage, here ain't the board for for this kinda shit.

    But, you don't.
    Say whatever shit you want, but don't confess.
    If she likes you, she's the one to confess first.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re all just jealous of me. While you all sit and jerk off to my little pony in your goon caves I’m out there making something of myself.
    Losers

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would /misc/ marry a 4/10 hutterite girl and go live on a commune with her?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Except that I'm not a Christian anymore.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that depends. are you attractive? if so in any way you want, are you not? then don't bother

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT investigate where she lives
    DO NOT investigate her routes
    DO NOT investigate her family
    DO NOT investigate her favorite foods
    DO NOT investigate her sleep cycle
    DO NOT investigate her alcohol tolerance
    DO NOT investigate when she and her family are home
    DO NOT investigate how to make sedatives
    DO NOT investigate how to dodge security

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