>loves all your shitty interests. >doesn't care you have no ambition in life. >plays games with you

>loves all your shitty interests
>doesn't care you have no ambition in life
>plays games with you
>watches you play games
post or describe your perfect gf

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >likes me for who I am
    >a compatible enough sense of humor where we can make each other laugh
    >a bit naturally dominant
    >not more than 3 past partners
    >healthy bmi
    Most importantly
    >smart
    I hate fat girls a lot but I hate dumb girls even more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hits me if I do something wrong. Pegs me as a punishment, lets me dp her ass as sorry. Licks my ears out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ay remember that guy who posted 2 days ago. His gf was sadistic, long story short tied his hands, made a cut on his waist, 5 cm long, pushed her 2 fingers inside it then make him lick the blood, he bit her finger to resist so she slapped him. Kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take a stupid girl in a heartbeat. Only a stupid woman could love me. A smart woman will realize she can do better.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this question is doing everything it can to ask wouldn't you want to have this property

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >will go on walks with me
    >keeps herself healthy
    That's all. It'd be nice if she liked hiking too.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bf/gf are interchangeable in this case since i swing both ways
    >very gentle/patient
    >loving
    >nice to vent to when things get hard
    >similar hyper fixations
    >enjoys me ranting about my interests
    >can mind me being clingy/obsessive
    >can make jokes and poke fun at things, even if most of them suck
    >loyal
    >encourages me playing sports/recovery from mental health
    >looks 4/10 and under
    also who wouldn't mind doing rape-play once in a while

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >intelligent
    >quiet
    >bookish
    >the school's literature club
    >actually an alien
    >sent by the Data Integration Thought Entity to observe Haruhi
    >2D

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sent by the Data Integration Thought Entity to observe Haruhi
      Most liek Data Integration THOT Entity

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Attractive. Likes some of the same things I do, but not everything, since that'd be boring to share every interest. Leaves me alone.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Plays games with you
    >Gives you great blowjobs
    >Doesn't care if your pp small (has a bigger one than you anyway)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate to break it to you but see pic related

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gamer
    literally kys

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't color her hair out of insecurity. Seriously when the eyebrows and pubes Don match the scalp hair it's weird.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>post or describe your perfect gf
    >likes to spend time around me
    >wants kids
    >will call me out when im on my bullshit
    >thinks im cute
    >has drive to become the best person they can be
    >self aware

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same as greentext, but also looks like pic related and likes cosplay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this girl has such a great ass now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this girl has such a great ass now.

      in case you don't believe me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not an ass guy myself, but dayum son. She's still cute as hell, too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I told you so, wasn't lying.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a boy though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me but I'm not chubby and I'm short.
      Also a switch and a weeb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me. Except I do care, not insecure about the chub anymore and I'm an ass man.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my ideal is a woman who shuts up and does what is told

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Healthy
    >Has a childish sense of humor
    >Goes out with me to eat and hike
    >Wants to be with me but also has her alone time
    >Watches movies or plays games together

    Very basic things yet girls always want more than just that.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >weeb
    >big breasts
    >pale
    >cringe, like me
    >kind
    >switch
    >cuddles.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >post or describe your perfect gf
    Easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I'm genuinely asking.
      Do you see how bad that is? You literally just want a girl that doesn't threaten you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting a relationship where there is no friction
        Not only this is unrealistic it is also unsustainable in the long term. Also, the girl in the picture is not threatening to leave the MC. She is well meaning but enjoys teasing him to an unhealthy degree.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just want one that isn't a bitter roastie foid. I date young 🙂

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >super loyal
    >excited and loves every minute she spends with you
    >interested in everything you do and wants to help, even if she doesn't understand what you're doing
    >sad when you leave the house alone, even if its just for a couple hours, acting like you'll never come back
    >jumps at you when you come back as if she hadn't met you in years
    >admires you, practically worships the ground you walk on
    ...
    >standard physical appearance stuff (attractive/cute, not fat etc)
    Basically I want a golden retriever, except she/it looks like a girl that I can fck if I'm horny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally my gf (16yo) (I am 28).
      Yeah she's like a dog. It's perfect.
      How all women should be.

      • 1 month ago
        The barman

        anhero pls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hope you catch a statutory rape charge.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's legal in like 36 states and almost every other country in the world

          • 1 month ago
            The barman

            No you stupid Black person, it's not
            Age of consent doesnt mean a 16 year old can consent to a 30-something year old
            an hero yourself pedophile

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ahahahah the cope

          • 1 month ago
            The barman

            Toastie roastie mad

            im not coping and im not a roastie
            I'd never put my dick in a kid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well you're missing out on a lot of cute, tight pussy

          • 1 month ago
            The barman

            if kids is all you can get, i feel sorry for you anon
            i cant get women, but im not gonna try with children tbh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >my dick
            That strange amalgamation of skin and tissue from your thighs isn't and never will be a penis, pooner!

          • 1 month ago
            The barman

            first time someone accuses me of being a troony

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >first time someone accuses me of being a troony
            YWNBAT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Toastie roastie mad

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >insightful
    >pretty
    >cuddles up with me every night

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my cousin except not related to me.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >close to my height or taller
    >not fat
    >white
    >long, curly ginger hair
    >vibrant amber eyes
    >quiet, but not from shyness
    >always watching with caring eyes
    >always listening
    >mature
    >incredibly wise
    >sentimental
    >walks like an angel on earth
    >silently hugs from behind
    >whispers in my ear, even for innocuous things
    >has a smooth voice and a divine smile
    >somehow always illuminated by holy light (figuratively)
    >quietly laughs at my mishaps, but always offers help afterwards if possible
    >enjoys my cooking
    >manages to mysteriously appear in my bed almost every night
    >goes on evening-night walks with me
    >has secret hobbies
    >is very fashionable when she desires to be
    Perfection was not meant for me.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need a small girl to feed.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gamer
    >small
    >wears baggy clothing
    >slightly messy dark hair
    >hairy puss
    >introverted
    >kinda smart
    >socially anxious
    >loves me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's kind of sad that loves me is last on your list

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's because that's the most rare

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't include
      >white
      ????

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I forgor but white passing is good too.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >likes me for me
    >similar humour
    and then a more unreasonable trait that is optional
    >asexual but willing to humour my kink because the things that turn me on are so innocuous

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pushes me to do better
    >helps me when I am emotionally down
    >doesn't mind me being autustic

    I think that covers all my bases for a gf

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds about right. The only thing that could make that better is if she was also rich so it doesn't matter if neither of us want to do anything with our lives beyond hang out indefinitely and go on the odd vacation because her cash will keep us comfy.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shorter than 5'6
    >white or east asian
    >long dark hair
    >pale skin
    >not too fat or too thin
    >wide hips and big boobs
    >kissless virgin
    >no drugs or smoking, modest drinking at most
    >no tattoos
    >no piercings other than ears
    >right-wing
    >edgy sense of humor
    >racist toward blacks
    >likes vidya and anime
    >shy/introverted
    >loyal
    >smart
    >very clingy/affectionate
    >likes to "mother" me
    >cooks for me

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is smart
    >thinks i'm smart
    >likes cuddles and tells me I'm a good boy
    >very horny but shy about it
    >has cool interests and shares them with me
    >nice legs, waist length hair, not blonde, healthy bodyfat percentage (not anorexic and not obese)
    >will randomly want to do lolrandumb XD things

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >6ft +
    >Sligthly chubby with good curves
    >Older than me
    >Dominant
    >Caring
    >Bread winner
    >Loves me unconditionally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no ogre gf

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >28H/30G cup breasts approximating a 45-55 nipple height ratio (1 in 200)
    >Waist-Hip-Ratio between 0.6 and 0.64 (1 in 50)
    >18-22% bodyfat (modifiable, but about 1 in 10 in my age group)
    >innie (1 in 20)
    >pale (1 in 50)

    dolls getting better heating mechanisms is the only barrier at this point

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Op literally describes my gf but she's fat with no breasts and ugly.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >loves to give you blowjobs
    >gives head every morning
    >gives head during the day whenever you feel like getting some
    >gives head before going to sleep

    is this really too much to ask for?

    also:
    >is a woman

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