Make it make sense...Does only one head feel the sex?

How can a man marry only one head of a coinjoined twin body?
What the other sister doesn't consent over time?
Imagine if you're banging your wife and her twin starts talking shit to you...

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is the only person I shall ever refer to as a they/them

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats way too much split for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many anuses
      this is important

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if only one likes anal?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look at his grin. He won a game you didn't even know you were playing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flip the count upside down then we're talking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 Stomachs
      >1 intestine
      Imagine the shits.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't have to eat as much as 2 whole people. But the shits are still larger because they eat more than one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 nervous systems, one body
      How the hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do 2 stomachs join into 1 intestine? How do 2 nervous systems share (feel and control) 1 set of anything? Same for blood vessels and so on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you would know if you weren't stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does the posi-traction rear end on a Plymouth work? It just does.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno about the intestine, but nervous systems integrate with just about anything. Put electrodes in my wiener and hook them to your olfactory senses over a 2 mile line and you'll smell it when I goon in the comfort of my own home. You may not realize what it is at first, but you will in time.

        I was going to say this was polygamy, but then I reread and realized he married only one of them. How does that even work? It's bizarre to think about it.

        https://i.imgur.com/1GiRRoP.jpg

        How can a man marry only one head of a coinjoined twin body?
        What the other sister doesn't consent over time?
        Imagine if you're banging your wife and her twin starts talking shit to you...

        You guys are missing the point. Of course he didn't marry one head. These two are absolute freaks. They make out with eachother, jerk off together, and have since they were kids. Of course he's getting head from both.

        Technically its a 2-and-a-half-some.

        >insert carlos.jpg

        They are, yes.

        Do they kiss each other when he's fricking them missionary? Technically incest? Thoughts people?

        What even is technically incest in this scenario? They're a conjoined monstrosity of nature, they share waking nightmares with eachother, they've jerk offd together since before they knew what masturbation was. Their very existence and being active sexually is a level of freak shit that goes beyond the concept of kink.

        We were better at living together when we had to live together. We have bathroom taboos now we did not have before when we were forced to share latrines.

        I still strike up conversation at the urinal, don't worry. The sponge stick is what really throws em off, though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s for money. There will he a television show. Obviously this is not a natural or organic relationship. Same as those stacys marrying literal crippled moron freaks for their social media money. The freak lifespan being what it is, the calculation is akin to the ballplayer taking a big paycheck to do five years on a shit team.

      idk.....
      I mean I am getting really jelious over here not taking advantage of those chicks now.
      I mean you will ALWAYS have 2 chick (sisters) blowing you at the same time or one sucking and the other licking.
      You will be getting 2 women off with the effort of giving it to one.

      Every time he has sex it's a threesome, ABSOLUTE WINNER!

      This but with only half the effort.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Classic FOMO.

        Technically its a 2-and-a-half-some.

        >insert carlos.jpg

        Carlos!

        so the other dude connected to you has to live with half a dead person hanging off him?

        A horrifying outcome. Would make an excellent grindhouse.

        i cant fathom never having a private moment in my life. theyre both there when shitting out massive diahrea. how does jerking off work. no privacy ever, they have probably gotten used to being the 'same' person, their minds have probably organized themselves in such a way humans weren't evolved to experience. cant imagine. id have killed myself but clearly they got used to it early on.

        Are they telepathic? Imagine the inner dialogue if so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl bros I would probably shoot myself to death if I had to live like this.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so the other dude connected to you has to live with half a dead person hanging off him?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Finally, I can jack off."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't work like that dumb Black person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldnt abandon my brother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm... they only have one pussy, so all the nerves that go to the vegana and the clitoris end up in exactly whose spine and whose brain?? Inquiring minds want to know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if one if them gets a heart attack?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then the sister shares her heart with the other girl until the docs can get her heart fixed up. But they have to take turns beating the heart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The second sisters heart keeps beating and would probably end up restarting the other like an inbuilt jumpstarter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the super babies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how many breasts?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They both settled on one man but had to just marry one by law. They share a vag. So they both feel the fricking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine, your one dick getting off 2 women at the same time (and sisters to boot). Dude must feel like a chad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I draw the line at the sister thing. I'd frick siamese twins if they weren't related though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show me the statute that explicitly says conjoined twins can only marry one man. It doesn't exist. One could even rob a bank or something, and they wouldn't be incarcerated. Part of the sacrosanct principles of our system is we would rather let 100 guilty men go free than imprison 1 innocent man. So one conjoined twin could seriously frick shit up, and they'd probably get house arrest, at worst.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a matter of time before the Ettin kills him.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about this is deeply wrong. There is something deeply wrong with a guy who would marry into this.
    Is it more of just a media gimmick marriage? There is no way this is actually a viable relationship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His marriage is a long-term fetish contract.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s for money. There will he a television show. Obviously this is not a natural or organic relationship. Same as those stacys marrying literal crippled moron freaks for their social media money. The freak lifespan being what it is, the calculation is akin to the ballplayer taking a big paycheck to do five years on a shit team.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're all shit teams. Sportsball is for homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pics got leaked. The marriage happened years ago. The dude has a kid from another relationship. Doesn’t look or smell like a coomer. I’ll give the benefit of the doubt on this one. These woman must be incredibly resilient to even get this far in life; I would trust that with their challenges they have strong character and could judge a man’s quality better than most. Honestly I’d rather gawk at crazy Black folk than the two-headed freakshow b***hes; they are doing the best they can.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m being serious when I find this man much more strange than his wife and sister in law. I already thought these girls were cool; I’ve watched and read some interviews with them before.
        It takes a special man to be down for the eternal threesome is all I’m saying

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All part of the kink, anon. Sex havers are driven by the kink.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 girls, one poosy, no brainz.
    Simple azz…

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the right side hit the wall before the left side?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of them is 4 inches shorter than the other. She has to stand on her tip toes when she walks with her shorter leg and has a shorter neck and spine.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a webm of them giving a guy a blowjob on here years ago. It was only the one chick doing it but the other was clearly watching on and enjoying herself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn I would like to see that, more so out of morbid curiosity than anything else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your story is bullshit but I believe it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doggy style would be like steering a chariot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I AM SPARTACUS!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >IB4 1pid this ID
      Kek. It's starting to make sense...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like being sucked off by Eyedol. b***hin'! He's living his best life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They used to be kinda cute, well at least one head was. Damn, hit the wall hard and ready to settle down. lol

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The head on the left, the one that got married, is the dominant one. And it appears that is the case physically as well, and the question is whether that was the case from the beginning or whether that happened over time. The creature refers to itself in the singular too, and was that the left one's dominance or a weird hive mind thing due to sharing a body? But a man who is able to frick that is fulfilling a fantasy and also succumbing to a horror at the same time. It's a Cronenbergian level of madness.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine one head sucking your dick while the other shit talks the other to keep sucking that wiener.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time he has sex it's a threesome, ABSOLUTE WINNER!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically its a 2-and-a-half-some.

      >insert carlos.jpg

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if one of them dies? Will the other one just walk around with half a dead body around since they cant be separated, or they both dies at the same time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One could suffer a brain injury and enter a vegetative state, but not die. They have one heart. If it stops beating, both die. But one brain can become braindead and they could try to remove that head with surgery. The other might commit suicide, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Varies depending on how conjoined they are. The brain delivers a lot of passive regulatory functions to the body, so if one of the brains dies it's possible the liver they both share will fail as well, or the body might fail to regulate it temperature properly without both brains etc.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to say this was polygamy, but then I reread and realized he married only one of them. How does that even work? It's bizarre to think about it.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One vegana to frick
    >Two mouths complaining all the time

    Doesn't seem like a good deal.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LmFAO Iys endless entertainment seeing them grow up, drive, get a job teaching, and get married.
    If I was one of the heads I would be the biggest troll.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does his dental coverage cover both of them?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the less developed one clearly is the passenger here and seems happy to just be along for the ride. Let em be happy...

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they definitely have a strong head game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they kiss each other when he's fricking them missionary? Technically incest? Thoughts people?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like an anon said in a previous thread, it's great because one of them can just keep sucking and let the other head do the breathing.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens to a two-headed woman when her husband comes home from work and finds no dinner on the table? Four Black Eyes!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and two mouths filled with cum

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no its actually doubly orgasmic for the woman , the veganal contraction during orgasm can crush a mans penis , its why double headers are so desirable

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two heads are better than one

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather not think about this for the rest of my life

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that b***h is kinda ugly lookin'

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just put a bag over the other ones head and do the deed. This isnt that complicated.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont find this funny at all, this is horrifying. imagine living like this, feeling someone else in you, controlling you, being attached to you. I hate this world for allowing it to happen. I hate this reality.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look b***h, I already told you twice. Its like it went in one ear and out the other and in the other and out the other. Frick.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dudes getting crazy gantz monster hentai style double head. He won

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant fathom never having a private moment in my life. theyre both there when shitting out massive diahrea. how does jerking off work. no privacy ever, they have probably gotten used to being the 'same' person, their minds have probably organized themselves in such a way humans weren't evolved to experience. cant imagine. id have killed myself but clearly they got used to it early on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We were better at living together when we had to live together. We have bathroom taboos now we did not have before when we were forced to share latrines.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've never had a standardized experience, so their situation is normal for them

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at his frickin grin. Guy knows. He's fricking a doujin/living a larp, living a laaarp. how many punkos does he have?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing about conjoined twins makes any sense. Can one sleep while the other is at work, like can they trade off and do half the work? I can’t imagine someone else being there while I pooped. Does one control one side of the body or the other? I don’t get how any of this works.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I has the wierdest of wierd boners

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's AI generated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only a two headed rabbi could do that job, impressive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >op right now

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine...
    shit anon. i think i just turned into a perv with that thought

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that guy has got to be either the biggest beta cuck or the most degenerate coomer in the world. or both.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    True servant of the God Emperor

    picture of her long last cousin from india

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha yay! Weeeee! Yay! Good morning saaaars!

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't consent over time
    This is the ultimate bullshit

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be her
    >make agreement w my other head
    >we pick husband together
    >claim only one head is married tho
    >get to be bawd by saying "its my sisters turn to use our body and she can frick whoever she wants you're not married to my sister anon"
    >be two headed bawd
    >maintain marriage to halfcuck

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably agree most of the time. They had literally the same upbringing.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure the second head would just come along for the ride. If you know what I mean. I said "come along". You know like have an orgasm?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you marry a cretin?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Living the dream

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This man is a certified freak what the FRICK goes on in that bedroom

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, two-headed freaks need love too.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can somebody explain to me what a fricking monster of a freakloving pervert is this man?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Can somebody explain to me what a fricking monster of a freakloving pervert is this man?

      an everyday double BJ winner

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if while spooning he puts his head in the middle of theirs like a sandwich?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet she gives great heads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this. This is what made my fricking day. Thank you. I... I feel at peace now. I can die in peace knowing I laughed as hard at this. Thank you again.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think about it; this guy has a moronic threesome every night with a pair of b***hes that share a vegana. He never has to put his mouth on one. They probably each control one pussy lip and have to work together to push out a baby. Imagine butting in on that threesome. You have to share a pussy with this dude. Nah. It’s over. BWC tamed this rare beast.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to position them so that one is licking your butthole while the other sucks your wiener? Asking for a friend

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when they eventually get divorced will he have to pay double the alimony? And if they have kids with two heads is that then twice the child support too?

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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