MAN THE FRICK UP RIGHT FRICKING NOW AND TAKE THE DICKPILLL

MAN THE FRICK UP RIGHT FRICKING NOW AND TAKE THE DICKPILLL

Not a literal pill, just that size matters and "average" isn't enough

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you 12 yrs old or what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you 12 yrs old or what?
      likely one of the first things a girl will ring up with an argument is dicksize

      And probably the first thing she brings up to her friends about her bf

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >likely one of the first things a girl will ring up with an argument is dicksize
        >And probably the first thing she brings up to her friends about her bf
        true

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go be a prostitute all you want, society celebrates it, go on, shoo, you don't have to be a moronic c**t here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've got things confused. I'm not a woman, I'm a non well endowed guy who's trying to teach the Dickpill so other guys can find true self acceptance and self love

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if your dick is big but you're short and not Chad girls don't want to see it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you're a short non chad with a big dick. Dick size isn't the only thing that matters obviously, but it's still very important and it's the only thing that determines your ability to perform at sex. If girls know that you were packing your smv would increase substantially

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 5'9", have an ugly face and a big dick. I assure you, my dick has never landed me a date. Face and height are the most important, followed by status. Dick size is like 5th or 6th.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ofc it doesn't "land dates" you moron. It lands you sex. For it to work you have to let the world know what you have. Do you? Bet you fricking don't.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Posterior. Fornix.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "boyfriend dick" is a huge moron. There's no way she didn't say that to hurt him.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 7.8x6 inches
    goddamn it feels good to be bulletproof to SPH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8"x5.5 here
      >bulletproof to sph
      It doesnt work that way, your dick is only an appendage so it might be difficult to have that idea all of the time with fetishistic abuse

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no shit bro, i think everyone knows this at least since 8th grade. Probably earlier. A friend of mine who has a kid told me that she heard like a 7 year old kid tell another kid that he has a small penis or something. It is what it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised at how many people deny the Dickpill. I made a similar post on pol a few days ago and most of the replies were coping hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they are coping but they all secretly know it. I knew since some girls made fun of my allegedly small penis when I was like 16. It was really brutal one of the biggest humiliations i experienced in my life. I don't know why it hit me that hard but i was extremely insecure for years after that. And in reality i don't even have a small penis.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah they are coping

          How about you take the sagepill, anon?

          >How about you take the sagepill, anon?

          /NSFFW/ blown out

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 4inch penis and have had 2 gf's, one of which lasted for two years. Had no issues in the sack so I think ur wrong but that's just my two cents.
    >inb4 she was cheating on you
    Its possible but I still had sex pretty much daily.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about you take the sagepill, anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In order to take the sage pill you need to take the Dickpill first..

      Have you taken the Dickpill anon?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6.5 x 6 wiener
    at least I'm uncircumcised

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me, how old are you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        20

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        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 22, have a good night fellow same sized dick anon

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's been known forever, women say "iot doesn't matter" but every single egirl has a 12 inch monster horsewiener dildo they use regularly because yes, it does matter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's been known forever, women say "iot doesn't matter" but every single egirl has a 12 inch monster horsewiener dildo
      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These dildos compress.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7.7x5.9

    virgin @ 33

    spent 15 years playing WoW and being morbidly obese (down to 240lbs from 395lbs)

    spent most of my life thinking my dick was nothing special because half of it was hidden by fat and my never-trimmed pube forest

    lol

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking algorithm, I just entered Instagram and the first video that showed up was a woman complaining about 18cm/7.1" being too small and asking if she should divorce her husband because of that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the video
      let's see it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "My husband has a small c**k, about 18cm, I'm thinking in letting go"
        Something like that, I don't even know who this guy, idk why it showed up to me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BRAZIL NUMEOR UM!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know how I know that size doesn't matter? I try to search up women telling stories about cheating with bigger dick or complaining about their small boyfriends so I can jerk off to it and I can't find any. Women really don't care about it, and I say that as a robot with a horse wiener. They care about height + face + money and pretty much nothing else.

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