>manlet. >hairy as a bear. >slightly overweight. >ugly face. >big dick

>manlet
>hairy as a bear
>slightly overweight
>ugly face
>big dick
Why god, why?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Endomorph or ectomorph?
    If you have a broad build and are at least 170cm or so it should be fine, go full daddy mode.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      endomorph, i have 167cm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least you live in Brazil. I'm this tall and I live in the state with the most old money Dutch migrants. Literally 12-year-old girls are taller than me around here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exomorph, whatever 6 ft 1 inch is in euro speak.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then go full dadmaxxx. There's a lot you can do to optimize your daddy stats.
        Unless you look very mestizo maybe. When I think of a fat Mexican man with gold chains.. I'm not sure that's appealing to anyone. But it should work if you're half white at least.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Daddmaxxx
          >Daddy
          He said he's looking for a woman, how's turning gay going to help him with that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's plenty of women who dig papa looking guys.
            And if he picks up some cute trap boy that's fine, too? Apparently it's mostly about the affection.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If he wants affection he's better of with a dog than a woman, cheaper too.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To an extent. A dog really isn't that great to cuddle with. It's hairy and basically just sits on top of you. Can't do anything but schlop schlop your face and getting excited constantly.
            So while they have a lot of affection they can't really express it very well.
            In this respect there may be better options for a pet animal. He's from Brazil so he could get a monkey or something.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Our wildlife regulatory agency has banned monkeys as pets...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The average height for males in Guatemala and Bolivia is just over 160cm for males, you would be a giant over there! Pick the country with the uglier people to further raise your chances, it would also help if the country is a poorer shithole than yours and you have some money saved. Good luck.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you dont want to hang out with NSFFW dont make posts that suggest you belong with them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one wants to be my friend, not even the robots.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stop being an antisocial and force yourself to get friends, create a alter ego for yourself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they don't want to be friends awith anyone, get away as far as you can from NSFFW

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peak Brazilian form

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go steak and eggs for 90 days
    lift heavy - start comfortable and build up

    all good

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God is humorist.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gigachad
    nice weight
    taller than 6
    hot face
    normal dick

    never had gf
    universally told amazing genetics
    and rated 8/11/10 by women.

    0 kids 0 gf 0 life.
    pure shit.

    frick this world.

    a hob goblin like you will have kids.
    i wont.
    no girls around.
    banned on all dating apps except grindr
    cause i never used grindr
    i could probably use some weird less common dating apps, but why bother.

    women dont exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >making the thread about himself
      >ends with "frick women"
      this is the guy you competing with OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've never dated and i'm a virgin. I'll never have children, in fact, I never wanted them. I just wish I'd been loved.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh.
        i didnt have any of that until 30's, anon.
        if you're under 30, i lived the same.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 24.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if it makes you feel better, i'm physically attractive to women, but didn't lose my virginity until 35.
            and she was fricking hot aryan girl too.
            like a 10/10. i couldn't resist and unleashed 35 years of rage on her pussy and came in her repeatedly.
            and she loved it.
            she used to cut herself if i couldn't get to her.
            and call me like 50+ a night.
            we both hate eachother too. but when we frick.
            we hate frick and its good sex.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're young as frick, dude. Enjoy your life and relax. Work on yourself and you will be fine. If everything else fails, go into the jungle and find some uncontacted native pussy, at least they are probably STD free (hopefully).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            aaaah yes, indigenous women. Not a bad idea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how old?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          24

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there is alot of burly small manlet dudes that end up landing wives and kids.
            you'll probably have kids before i do.
            i'm too old to have kids now anyway.

            would be selfish to bring 1 in now.
            its too late to apologize. its too late.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you are a man, you can always be funny you can always be independent. maybe you won't always feel like doing it but it's an option

  8. 1 month ago
    soup nazi

    Hi Ron Jeremy, love your work

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just frick trannies bro

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Become an acrobat. Surprise them all with your agile moves and primitive body.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >6’1”
    >In shape
    >Decent face
    >Well-paying job
    >House
    >Nice car
    >Full head of hair
    >Nice wardrobe
    >Women still won’t give me the time of day

    It’s almost as if all of these incel memes about “getting your life in order” don’t actually mean anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i literally became a millionaire before i lost my virginity, and i never made more than $20 an hour working.

      in my personal life story, it is true.
      it is easier to become a millionaire waging and investing for years, than it is to get a girlfriend.

      i still dont consider any of the women i have known as "girlfriend"

      i think this "girlfriend" thing is a meme.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    duel me

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally me
    >176 cm
    >hairy chest, legs and arms
    >ugly enough that an old lady screamed when she saw me entering the lift
    >17 cm dick
    it's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only good thing is I'm not fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe do some facial hygiene, figure out better hairstyle, consider beard options and glasses and whatever.
        Most people who look repulsive do so because of their own incompetence. Basically poor fashion sense.
        But of course there is also those of us with unsalvageable faces. In this case an entirely different approach is required.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >facial hygiene, figure out better hairstyle, consider beard options and glasses and whatever.
          Hygiene is only thing that's fine really, hairstyle is however the hair grows, I cut it myself once a month. Beard same but I cut it every 2 weeks otherwise it gets in my mouth. I don't wear glasses
          >But of course there is also those of us with unsalvageable faces
          That is my case. It's not much I can do about it, my face is genuinely ugly verging towards the upsetting/scary. Would post censored pics but I'm banned from it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the closest i had to a girlfriend..
    was probably a horse at an equine rescue facility.
    she was like a girlfriend. and no we didnt fug.
    but the horse was closer to a girlfriend, than any human woman ever was

    this world is a fricking scam

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Take the DWARFPILL and become an absolute unit BrazilBro

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you complain about having a big dick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      with my height and ugly face, it's not much help having a big peepee. I'd even swap it for a pretty face and average height

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You should go gay. We’ll frick anything.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever fapped to someone you didn't really like just to get it over with? Just, like, there, done, now stfu.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >endomorph
    Found pic of OP

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > 185cm tall and 106kg
    > 15% bf
    > 22cm benis
    > 140IQ
    have shitty beard genetics and I've been getting gray hairs ever since I was 16. I just turned 30 and my hairline is receding.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hairy
    >slightly overweight
    You can fix these things, fren

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whites are the new israelites
    >manlet
    Hebrew magic

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >big dick
    You'll do fine

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a Filipina wife. Don't waste your time elsewhere. They're the best.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude, your a small brazilian guy.
    go to horses.
    you guys are literally o.g. cowboy and considered the craziest broncos in the world.

    i go to horses.

    you could go to horses and be a cowboy hombre type.
    and that makes girls attracted to you.
    girls love guys that can handle horses.
    and its easy to learn.

    also the horses will be a better relationship then women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=N2b3JTKwtQIlT0dy
      Lots of boys frick donkeys in Colombia.

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