Marrying a woman over thirty is literally GAY!

Women over 30 take on many masculine characteristics such as tough skin, harsh voice, phlebitis. The fact is, if you marry one, YOU'RE GAY.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yup. that is an original FACT

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I just want someone around who doesn't hate me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get a dog my friend

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No
        Dogs are annoying

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but not as much as women

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have to take a woman outside to shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you have to take her out so she doesnt shit on you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all of them cut their hair short too.

      you came to the wrong place for that.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine my shock when everyone moves on and I'm left talking and typing into an empty room.

    I hope you understand Rache.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, and? I guess I'm gay

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    regardless of quality marrying into wealth is the smartest thing you can do and turning down that opportunity is the dumbest thing you can do because happiness runs out if money runs out and the more money you have the more opportunities you have for everything else in life.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he just loves her?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you started immediately you might be able to
    Menopause hits around 50 on average. If you're having regular sex with a 34 year old woman you have a pretty good chance of getting her pregnant at some point during the next 16 years. That's 192 menstrual cycles you shoot ejaculate into and the odds are a lot better than 1 in 192 for any given attempt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pregnancy after 40 dies increase the risk of mutation

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why would a rich and famous 34 year old want to marry a rich and famous 34 year old.
    The world may never know Owen Benjamin, thanks for asking the tough questions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men dont really care about how rich and famous a woman is

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Delusional swarth.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Youre either a homosexual or female

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a straight male.
            fricking browno

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Straight men are aware that straight men arent attracted to wealth or money, thats a female trait

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Straight men who actually go outside are aware that people of a certain economic and/or social class tend to go for other people from that same economic and/or social class.
            If you've ever been around upper class people, you'll know that dating poors is a rare occurrence for both genders.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No wealthy, famous and attractive man is gonna take a hoe in her 30s seriously, regardless of how much money she makes and how many people know her. If you werent a low test homosexual youd know that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >wealthy, famous and attractive man
            You are none of those 4 things plus brown so I won't be taking your word for it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Believe whatever you want, homosexual

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tall
    >white
    >smart
    >rich
    >pretty
    she would give you chad offspring and theyd have a good life too. just pray you dont get daughters. and add to the prenup that if she cucks you, you can divorce her and take half her money

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >smart
      Proof?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Newflash, men are lonely morons that throw out their standards immediately when offered any type of female attention.
    Even chads get bugfished into reducing their future to a box shaped human-insect hybrid.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be successful rich male
    >Marry a 34 year old woman

    Christ why do rich men do this? Do they not understand that if the show was on the other foot(she more physically attractive) she wouldn't consider the man at all?

    Simps, simps every where

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No man should marry any woman over the age of 19. Any woman 20 years or older who isn't married already is a massive red flag. It's so easy for young women to find husbands that I'd have to wonder what she's done.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I found out about the red/black pill I literally havent been attracted to any celebrity or really any woman over 30. Thanks guys

  14. 4 weeks ago
    sage

    shut the frick up homosexual

    no one cares about your bait thread

    you deserve to contract a wasting disease

    sage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ho lee shiet is that real

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