>matches with girl on tinder. >she messages me hey. >I reply hey Ariana hru. >unmatches me

>matches with girl on tinder
>she messages me “hey”
>I reply “hey Ariana hru”
>unmatches me
>mfw

What the frick am I supposed to say when a stupid fricking b***h just texts me “hey”? What is the correct response? I literally do not understand women they make no fricking sense and are borderline fricking moronic

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what you're trying to achieve. If you're trying to make a polite acquaintance then continue as you are.

    If you're trying to frick, probably should knock off the cordial responses and be the kind of exciting that will make her wet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using her name gives strong incel ick vibes.

      So what should have I said in this scenario?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to teach you how to have game on a mongolian macrome forum filled with incels. For all I know you're an an agro autist freak like Elliot Rodger. Ask your dad to do his job and teach you how to talk to women. He was at least successful enough to get your mum.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you say buddy. I can tell you pull women from the fact that you use NSFFW anyway. I’m sure you make yourself act like a circus clown to entertain her for a ounce of pussy. Get some self respect

          > Verification not required.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >> I'm mad because you won't teach me how to pull women
            >> so I'm going to lash out with stupid shit.

            Kek.I'm married champ.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m sure she’s extremely proud of her husband who posts all day on NSFFW like a gay. I simply asked “how do you reply if someone says hey” and you lashed out talking about how we’re incels and shit. Makes me think you’re compensating for something that’s missing in your life..

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He was at least successful enough to get your mum.

          Back then that took the opposite of what it takes now. Our parents know nothing about this world anymore. I am 100% my dad was not a bad boy and would not have pulled in todays hoe world.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not him but you're on /adv/ in case you haven't noticed.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Using her name gives strong incel ick vibes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girls message me and say my name all the time. Why are women so fricking stupid?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using someone's name is incellish
      Nta but how the frick is that possible?
      >be the kind of exciting that will make her wet.
      How exactly do you do that give me step-by-step detailed instructions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >> give me step-by-step detailed instructions

        Yep, definitely autistic. Sorry bro, autists aren't people. Get off of tinder and sign up for one of those social programs for people with neurodevelopmental disorders. That's your kind, stick with them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >> I'm mad because you won't teach me how to pull women
          >> so I'm going to lash out with stupid shit.

          Kek.I'm married champ.

          why the frick are you here then if you aren't going to help fellow anons out?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s just being a dick. Probably isn’t even married and is larping. If he is married, probably is lashing out cause his marriage is failing and his wife is probably being railed by chad on the side

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            His motives dont make any sense, so I just assume he's moronic. You can tell it's him as he calls everyone Champ and wont shut up about the fact (or fiction) he has a wife. When you really get him going he'll type out paragraphs of tldr.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry if you're saying this braindead shit about Chad and random people you've diagnosed with autism not being human then you're the one barely clinging to sentience.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got 30 matches on OkCupid in 3 days when I first made my account but I never message them because I never know what to say and knowing they have 100+ other guys simping for a ounce of that coochie just makes me not even want to try, especially when they message me “hey” and I reply with a perfectly valid response and they ghost me. I just don’t even bother trying anymore

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        you get matches?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and a friend both signed up for a dating site at the same time. The same girl messaged us the first day talked a little then unmatched us both. They want you to be engaged in the app and hopeful it will work. Youre getting catfished by professionals from india or the phillipines that get paid 2 dollars an hour to match with guys and lead them on then disappear.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you could prove that, you'd have a case for fraud against the site.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    was friends with two Arianas both preferred ari prolly where u messed up

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're trying to find love on a stupid commodified app full of unvetted people

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was bored/horny and matched with 20 guys in one sitting.

    Sent a hey to all.

    10 replied immediately.

    3 seemed fun.

    Had excellent chemistry with 1 and invited him over to frick her.

    Discarded the rest.

    This is tinder.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/S7r3vJk.jpg

      >matches with girl on tinder
      >she messages me “hey”
      >I reply “hey Ariana hru”
      >unmatches me
      >mfw

      What the frick am I supposed to say when a stupid fricking b***h just texts me “hey”? What is the correct response? I literally do not understand women they make no fricking sense and are borderline fricking moronic

      Yep this is it. Stop using online dating

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you get matches?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not you. It's the environment you're trying to navigate.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Did Nothing Wrong.
    She lost interest in you and found a different guy

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