Men spend twice as much energy during sex as women

How do we close the sexual effort gap?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lay there
    >cum first
    Easy

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you accede to her demands to be slapped and choked and hair pulled isn't that losing your dominance?
    >Hoe's Paradox

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make her slap and spit on you I mean those other things you said.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just cane the bottom of her feet

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking for 25 minutes on average
    wew

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can frick for hours

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't you have better shit to do with your time besides pelvic thrust for 60 minutes straight?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is not something to be proud of.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women frequently report the most satisfaction with sex that lasts between 7 and 10 minutes.

      I can frick for hours

      not a boast unless you have multiple wives

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women frequently report the most satisfaction with sex that lasts between 7 and 10 minutes.

        Who cares what women report

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol its true. Having tp maintain the ereaction for 30 minutes without busting a nut and making sure she comes first? It's a lot of work and by the end before you bust you're usually flaccid and tired.

        Once you know a girls buttons it's pretty easy to go through the motions and make her cum rather quickly. If I stay active then I don't have a refractory period or at worst it's only about a minute to get fully erect again. So long as I don't need to pull out I can cum and just keep going. The only problem is that after a long time in a relationship the motivation of carnal passion sort of fades and it becomes, although still intimate, more of an exchange of pleasure. I can frick for an hour but what's the point if I can get my wife off at least a few times in 5 minutes?
        /EndBlog

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty accurate here. Wife and I have sex daily or twice daily and anymore it lasts for 15 or 20 minutes to get her twice and for me to finish. After a decade of this it kinda becomes stale though, but it keeps her happy and loyal so whatever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They went on a treadmill for half and hour

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are having sex with the wrong woman.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    starfish position

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twice as much energy
    Doubt, mine burns four times the calories by just laying there. That alone must skew the statistic, the gender energy expenditure gap is probably higher

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daily reminder to ignore women, it drives them crazy. They love to be approached even by uglies and love rejecting them. In the past years that all changed with coronahoax and foids are seething because nobody approaches them anymore, so they feel unwanted even though they may have a boyfriend or fricking somebody they miss the attention from average guys.

      tldr; don't approach women, let them seethe for a few more years, seething is good for them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron. This is a guaranteed way to die alone.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't tell him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >This is a guaranteed way to die alone.
          So what?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          as dies everything

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You that “all good looking women are taken” copypasta poster? Robowaifus are the answer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i am ignoremaxxing pretty hard. Now that my peer woman get into their 30s they seethe especially hard

        >"dont you want a gf anon"
        >nah i am good, dont really have time
        >"but dont you feel alone?"
        >i like being alone, a gf is too much of a hassle for me right now
        >"but i am sure there are many women who would love to be with you"
        >yeah, no maybe in five years

        makes them mad. They ignored me while i was a young horny teenager, so i ignore them during their existential crisis of becoming infertile. Gotta get some young b***h sometime

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ur literally me.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u r literally me fr fr

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As the owner of a chubby waifu that loves being fricked i find these hilarious. Shes got a cute face, shes a good cook, cleans my house and worships my wiener so im not complaining.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who knew that laying down and taking it doesn't take much energy?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not me. I make them ride on top of me and we take turns doing the work. breasts in my face is my favourite position. also whenever I'm on top I put a lot of my weight on them so my abs aren't doing all the work holding me up the entire time

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing women 'offer' and they don't do it well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Latinas ride your dick until it falls off.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lads, after a 6 year dry spell , I finally got my dick wet again. The problem is that I had trouble cumming. My gf (at the time) was a hot, wet, 19yo. She was so tight that she bled the first time.
    But half the time I couldn’t cum and the other time it took 40 minutes.
    What do?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you watch too much porn and you know it
      just stop jerking off and turn all that energy and frustration to working out
      not for the b***hes
      but for you
      your body is a temple

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watch 0 porn and haven't for years but often take ages to cum. Anti depressants in my late teens made it way harder for me to come forever since

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol its true. Having tp maintain the ereaction for 30 minutes without busting a nut and making sure she comes first? It's a lot of work and by the end before you bust you're usually flaccid and tired.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnate your girl. Growing a baby is energy intensive.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're the ones who actually enjoy it though.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only into femdom edging and do literally zero percent of the work.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Train your girl to do this

    Feels amazing too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a /gif/ user
      you've never had sex in your life

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twice as much energy
    that's not what that says moron you are bad at math and an incel

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see why some men do stupid shit for that crazy good pussy.
    I dated a girl for 6 months when I was 18 who is to this day (mid 30s) the be sex I ever had. b***h could ride me like she was in the Kentucky Derby. Crazy as hell, but I still think about her to this day. I then dated a girl for 8 years who would only just spread her legs, she could give really good BJ's though so that kind of made up for it.
    I don't think I could ever be with a girl again who doesn't put as much effort as I do into sex, because after I got out of that relationship I started dating a girl with a nice fat ass that I could grab onto and she could ride like me like she was on a bull too, pic rel.
    I'm not saying I wouldn't date a girl because she sucked at sex, but it's pretty insulting when she can't ride you for more than 60 seconds and then you gotta go back to givin her the 4 inch punisher jackhammer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man's ass.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post your ass so I can compare

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine what you'd do so the tommy muscle mommy foxwife of your dreams would bounce on your bellend. Then extrapolate that on a civilizational scale.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAKE COWGIRL GREAT AGAIN !

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know, when I have sex with a woman she's usually struggling pretty good, and that's gotta be a good workout.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    21 heterosexual couples

    men: 101 kCal or 4.2 kCal/min
    so, 24 minutes

    women: 69.1 kCal or 3.1 kCal/min
    so, 22 minutes

    How did they wind up with different session lengths?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How did they wind up with different session lengths?
      Woman gave up after 22 minutes while the man still had to work 2 minutes more to get off?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men are also just bigger and burn more calories in general too though

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women can thrust too, but the problem is it has to be committed to muscle memory while they're still mentally agile enough to get good at it. My ex taught herself how at 12, and she got good alright

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Average nordic getting pegged

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not pegging, do I really need to draw a diagram?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know, 60% of the time I put it inside my wife she just act like a dead seal waiting to just cum. The rare time she cowgirl me, she just complain about knee pain and stop after 1 minute.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make women pay for dinner dates.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Men spend twice as much energy during sex as women
    No shit sherlock

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The perpetual motion machine cometh.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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