Mf bf wants to do anal

How do I talk him out if it?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit on his dick

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The next time you're getting sexy together lean in and say "babe I wiped really good for you today ;)"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not going to work in pre-nut clarity. It'll just get him REALLY on the mood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you mean pre nut delusion

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >you mean pre nut delusion
          Yea

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him you'll let him if you can frick him in the ass first

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, he would do it i know him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you could stop being such a prude b***h and let him?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My ass belongs to me. Not him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But he's your boyfriend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly.
            Not my owner.
            Boyfriend.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You just said the same thing twice b***h, we know you'd let chad resize your second hole.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            First of all he IS a chat. And no, I wouldn't

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >First of all he IS a chat
            Then he'll just find a girl who will, simple

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tell him you'll do it but that he has to take it first.
            Buy psyllium powder. Shit's cheap and will help clean you (and him) out good. Mix it into a drink and take it the day before. Try to eat light that day. More fiber in your diet helps as does avoiding greasy foods. Fiber pills are expensive and unnecessary.
            Have him douche his ass about an hour before. You don't need a fancy one. Submerge the bulb fully into water and fill it. Just a few times will do. If you pump too much water into his ass he'll end up with the runs and it'll be gross. You want to wait a while before fricking him so the water gets absorbed back up.
            Use a decent water based lube. Start with your fingers and slowly ease him into it. The goal should be stretching him out first. When you put the strap into him go slow at first and ease into it. Once you're fully inside him stay there for a moment and move romantically until his bussy has had time to adjust. Then frick his prostate into submission.
            t. subby boy who recently discovered the joy of anal

            All the more reason you should do it to him. Make him recognize whose in charge.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A boyfriend is entitled to caress his gf's ass any way he wants.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A woman is entitled to kill her boyfriend if he gets uppity and stops being a viable source of entertainment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            mf I'm caressing your ass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Right? She's dating him, she's giving him permission. Why's this b***h being such a cow?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    plap his ass until he gets those stupid ideas out of his brain

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sodomize his butthole with a knife heated to 1000 degrees and upload it to youtube.com

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the inner working of the average female brain

      plap his ass until he gets those stupid ideas out of his brain

      This is the inner working of the average male brain

      Women literally just hate men.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him you only did experimentation and/or anal in your youth. He'll have reason to never frick you again.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If he can't respect that boundary what else doesn't he respect? At this point it doesn't matter though because you already give him your pussy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him that in one study, having done anal with your partner is the variable that correlated the strongest with the female partner having cheated on the male partner.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell him that it's disgusting and that he only wants to stick his dick where poop comes out of because he is a pornbrain gooner moron

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make it mutual, anal feels good

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dating a poo brained moron
    Theres no talking him out of if, only delaying his attempts at slowly eroding your standards until youre willing to let him penetrate your poop hole

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really, really wanted to do everything anal related. I was dying for it all my life, so when I got a girlfriend I finally had my chance.

    She let me eat and finger her ass, which over the years helped me get my fix and get it out of my system. I still long for it but I don't even feel like mentioning it because our sex life is dead by now anyway.

    So, just wait it out! Eventually all he will do is beat it to anal porn in the toilet by himself!

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bake banana bread with cranberries and walnuts. Get him a fleshlight. Pray he's dumb enough to think he doesn't need lube or have hentai tier precum. He'll think it sucks without severe preptime. Thank me later.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    call him a sodomite then douse him in gasoline and light it up. make sure to keep a distance for safety and burn down his house too afterwards, old testament style.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Break up with him. Shitdick males hate women, and he hates you.n4k

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if he loves fricking buttholes so much why isnt he gay?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's an mf bf?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymuos

    "I don't want to"

    If he doesn't respect that, he doesn't deserve you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >If he doesn't respect that, he doesn't deserve you.

      A woman is entitled to kill her boyfriend if he gets uppity and stops being a viable source of entertainment.

      >A woman is entitled to kill her boyfriend if he gets uppity and stops being a viable source of entertainment.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ask him why he wants to stick his dick in someones ass and if he is a homosexual
    or if you really want to turn him off the idea of ever doing it ever again do a big messy shit beforehand and don't clean
    t. straight man who is deathly affraid of shit dick and doesn't understand the appeal of anal. pussy is love pussy is life

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could try it, you might like it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Males who are into anal should all have their dicks sawed off and then killed.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try lying to him about how anal has a huge aids infection rate, otherwise ask him how he would feel if he got penetrated.

    /GPmF9Vrz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gay males are actually a special epidemiological classification because they think anal is normal.

      Instead of swordfighting and mutually jacking and sucking like men who love men, shitdick "gays" want to copy heterosexuals and they attempt to do this by doing anal. But anal is a disease vector and gastrointestinal diseases, monkeypox, AIDS, etc are common among those partaking in pseudoheterosexualized gay male culture.

      Anal is a biohazard and anyone who is into getting shit all over their dick should kill themselves.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just tell him to frick off and that you don't wanna do it, he'll never stop trying to invade your turd cutter but you can get better and setting and enforcing your boundaries

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "We won't have anal you idiot. Now make me a sandwich I'm hungry"

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ditch the stupid fricking homosexual. He probably just wants it because he saw it on porn. I don't even know why anal porn is so all over the place. But you're not a woman. have a nice day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its cause fricking a chick up the butt is hot, and if she's not enjoying it it's like a multiplier

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Proof that males who fetishize anal hate women.

        Dump your BF, OP.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't hate women I just get sexual satisfaction from humiliating them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That means you hate them. You are a homosexual.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You frickwits think it's hot because everybody else seems to think it's hot. Monkey behaviour. If enough of your buddies say interracial is hot, you're going to repeat the same thing. Kindly have a nice day, my good man.

            only brain rotted coomers like you think like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >brainrotted coomers
            We aren't the ones who get off to fricking a pipe full of feces and inflicting pain and humiliation onto sexual partners. You have erectile dysfunction.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Coomer... What the frick? Black person, why would anyone even think of going a woman up the ass unless he's seen it on porn or is a brain-damaged catholic? How am I the coomer?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            careful, your brain rot is showing again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like you spend so much time around homosexuals and analists that normal people seem abnormal to you. Euthanize yourself. You have terminal AIDS.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice of you to step in and try defend your boyfriend but it's not necessary

            Sorry, man. You're right. Pussy is brainrot. I'm all for that ass now.

            >you can only enjoy pussy or ass
            where do you stand on oral, rabbi? is anything but penis in vegana too extreme for your sensibilities?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            First time being called a rabbi. It hurt a little, not going to lie. Well, I've never tried oral but I wouldn't be against it like anal. Anal is just... It doesn't feel right, man. But yeah, sorry. This is just my coomer brain talking I guess. I'm a coombrain pussy chasing rabbi.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            but why would you not be against oral (absolutely filthy oriface) but against anal? if you were to separate humiliation from the act, and consider that some chicks enjoy it and get off on it, what would be wrong with giving your partner sexual gratification anally?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get off to oral either, but it doesn't feel as wrong as anal. First off your goddamn butthole is obviously a filthier place then your mouth. Secondly, oral doesn't harm the body in any capacity, whereas anal... I mean look at the picture up there I just posted. It's fricking unnatural.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >feel
            so this is just about feels not reals, it grosses you out, you really shouldn't get so mad when people discard your opinions it's not healthy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not mad. Also it's not just about feeling. It feels off because it's harmful. Getting pricked in the ass will have consequences in the long run. Anons a few posts up have mentioned about such consequences. I'm just not the type to spit out a paragraph of facts. I was trying to keep it simple by "feels".

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's a good chance you're gonna take a few shits in your life that'll do more damage to your butthole than a well prepared ass fricking will, you're blowing it completely out of proportion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            "Anal prep" in itself is harmful to the body and digestive systems. Starvation, enemas, stretching of the anal muscles are not harmless and cause gastrointestinal issues.

            A constipation shit merely leaves the body, which is what it is supposed to do. Fecal "sex" lasts far longer and also goes against what the sphincter is designed to do, damagin it, which causes disease and incontinence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're not going to starve from putting a little coconut oil on your anus. You have some very bizarre ideas about prep. You're not good at it so just stop thinking. Your man will know what to do and it won't involve stretching the starve cells or whatever crazy shit you're imagining.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If it isnt harmful then how about you take it up the ass lying homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go starve yourself for a week, because the sight of shit in the part of the body that shits is unsightly to me yet I want to cum into the part of the body that shits.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            listen, it's clear it's not for you and you have hang ups but you're just parroting the same opinions over and over like they're facts, next time you've got your wiener in a chicks throat maybe you should think about the harm you're doing

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I find no appeal in deepthroat because cutting off someone's airflow is deadly. Anal fetishists again displaying their erectile dysfunction and lack of principles.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pussy is not enough for a hard on for these guys, so they have to go to extremes. I probably shouldn't have called them homos. They just have erectile problems. Their brains are burned from watching too much porn. Sometimes I pity women.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation it is then

            out of curiosity, what's the most adventurous thing you've treated a partner to in a sexual situation?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There are other positions then missionary. Look, sex is simple. Real life is not porn. You don't do these 60 min crazy sex adventures during which you test the capabilities of your privates.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            69
            veganal sex with a condom
            Used 5 different dildos on her pussy and 7 different Fleshlights on my wiener in one night.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To the pornsick, there is nothing between "hardcore anal rape" and "missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation." Oral sex, sex toys, and roleplay do not exist to pornsick men, as their dysfunctional penises can only get hard if it involves beating and abusing a woman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's right. You gotta frick them b***hes hard in the ass, and then tell your buddies all about it because for some reason it puts in a state of dominance in your group.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Surely, one measly ass-fricking is not going to make this OP gal wear adult diapers. But I assume the conversation has leaned towards the general act of ass-fricking, specially in the long term.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >analists
            Analysis is a difficult course for many brainlets in math.

            But I got 10 on these subjects, I am a certified analist.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, man. You're right. Pussy is brainrot. I'm all for that ass now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hate women

          ablobloblo

          I am anal only, and I make them scream when I frick their tight butthole.

          If you start b***hing I am going to destroy your butthole and make you never sit again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >If you start b***hing I am going to destroy your butthole and make you never sit again
            based

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy your AIDS, monkeypox, and giardia.
            >If you start b***hing I am going to blablablablabla
            AKA "log into pornhub and spend hundreds of dollars to look at fecal porn"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Tell this to your first girlfriend too, little fella. Destroy them asses.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can't, he financially supports my neetdom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You frickwits think it's hot because everybody else seems to think it's hot. Monkey behaviour. If enough of your buddies say interracial is hot, you're going to repeat the same thing. Kindly have a nice day, my good man.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    open the relationship to gay dudes, and then dump him for being such a homosexual. anal sex is gay sex.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why, do u have a big butt? what if u just give him an assjob or something

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just be a good woman and do it for him. If you deny him it will become a fixation because you are trying to hold back part of yourself from him. If you love him you'd share all of yourself in intimacy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A man should share every part of himself and submit to having his wiener and balls flayed daily. If he says no he is holding himself back from a woman and shouldn't be surprised if she cucks his beta ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anal sex is normal and harmless. You are making a disingenuous comparison. Shows that you are not just stupid, but you also have no valid reason to be against anal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Normal and harmless
          You be the judge about the distance of that first part over here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anal is a major vector of many life-threatening diseases, is painful, causes fecal incontinence, and is a major symptom that a male hates women. The fact that anal-fetishizing males do not understand the psychological and social consequences this is a fine demonstration of the fact that they are barely human, psychologically malformed, walking abortions outcasted from society for good reasons. They are future wifebeaters.

          Kill all anal fetishists.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you let me cum inside your ass ill kms.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anal sex can increase the risk of: hemorrhoids, anal fissures, anal prolapse, infections, perianal abscess, and anorectal cancer. If he wants to do something harmful and painful to you that PERMANENTLY damages you, he doesnt love you. It sounds more like he hates you. Drop this evil moid before he ruins your life more.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should let him do it.
    This is part of the boyfriend-girlfriend deal. He provides for you and keeps you safe, you give him full access to your holes.
    This deal has worked for humanity since the beginning of time until prude b***hes like you came up with your feminism nonsense.
    Every society abd civilization that tried to break this social contract between men and women has been conquered and destroyed. Yet women still expect men to do their part of protecting and providing.
    You better fulfill your end of the deal or you will have a foreign invader frick your ass forcefully after all the demoralized men were killed.
    Entitled western b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spitting truths right here. All throught history, specially before the invention of bidet and the habit of showering daily, us men were all for that disease-ridden shit-covered butthole of the female.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All parts of the female are meant for fricking.
        If you think anal is something that was invented first in the 1960s then you're a moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever fricked a girl in the ass? I'm genuinely asking. Is this some philosophical discussion about ass-fricking? It's objectively fricking harmful to your fricking body. It's not normal behaviour.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. It is the psychological devotion of the act.
            When a girl lets me frick her ass, then I know she truly loves me and will be loyal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you have diseases on your butt then you should not be in a relationship

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't have to have AIDS for her butthole to be disease-ridden, because there is SHIT IN THERE. THERE IS FRICKING SHIT IN THERE. YOU'RE ARE FRICKING A SHIT-SMEARED TUBE. HOLY FRICKING SHIT YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF RAGING HOMOS. Kindly rope, sir.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Modern women are so trash. Can't cook, can't clean, can't maintain a healthy body weight, can't resist the childish urge to doodle tattoos all over themselves. Now they're trying to get out of sex.
    If you can't provide even a single benefit to anyone's life why even have a bf?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The same can be said for 90% of modern anglo males, the difference being that they paradoxically want only anal sex while being disgusted by the fact that shit exists in there. This is why women aren't afraid to say they hate males anymore.

      Also
      >Now they're trying to get out of sex.
      Imagine thinking sex is anal. Erectile dysfunction.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've never heard of anal causing erectile dysfunction before. If you can't get hard anymore it's because of the troony hormones you're taking, not from having sex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go read a fricking book, moron. He doesn't mean to say anal causes erectile dysfuntion.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine thinking sex is anal. Erectile dysfunction.
            I mean he's clearly not good at English, but that's about the only meaning that can be inferred here.

            Males who are addicted to porn always gravitate towards more and more extreme content. They become increasingly desensitized and continue to seek more extreme content as they get bored of what they had jerk offd to the previous week.

            This is why they cannot get hard unless they are choking a woman while fricking her in the ass. Porn-addicted men are no better than chemically castrated troons. Porn-addicted men also have zero reading comprehension.

            You're just making shit up and talking out your ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Males who are addicted to porn always gravitate towards more and more extreme content. They become increasingly desensitized and continue to seek more extreme content as they get bored of what they had jerk offd to the previous week.

          This is why they cannot get hard unless they are choking a woman while fricking her in the ass. Porn-addicted men are no better than chemically castrated troons. Porn-addicted men also have zero reading comprehension.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have been watching porn since I was 16. How do you even get addicted to it? I can't grasp the concept of getting addicted to porn. When I can't get hard anymore, I just don't feel like wacking it for a few days, and then I get back on it. I don't go on to watch Japanese girls puking in each other mouths (South Park reference) to squeeze out one more wank for the day. I don't think it's even about porn. Theses fellars are just fricking brain damaged.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anal is gross but if a girl didnt let me eat her ass I would ghost her

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