My dad's a fat frick who pulls multiple women

My dad's a fat frick who pulls multiple women and I don't know how he does it. No joke he's built like big Lenny.

>Had faithful marriage with my mum for almost 15 years
>Worked hard and overtime to provide (was fit as well)
>Marriage ended
>Met a new women some years later
>Worked himself back up again to buy another house and marry this woman
>Marriage ended

>After that he then just decided "frick it"
>Lived in a shitty hostel and got on Bennies, didn't want to work anymore
>Would hook up with multiple milfs on dating apps throughout 2010s. Just invite them out for coffee and frick em at their place
>One women said he could live at her house if he just stayed with her
>He did and lived with her rent free whilst still on Bennies.
>Let himself go and got fat
>Eventually split with this woman
>Went back to sleeping with multiple different women whilst living out what was essentially a shed in someone's garden for cheap rent
>One of the woman he was sleeping with was cheating on her rich husband for him.
>My dad told her to drop her husband and she did
>After he got kicked out his own house for a few weeks my dad moved in with her
>AGAIN. RENT FREE

How the frick does my dad do it? I seriously have no fricking clue. Other than having a deep voice, being well spoken and being extremely opinionated in his views to the point where he'll argue with anyone who disagrees with him.
How the frick does he pull all these women whilst being the most lazy slob possible. I don't fricking get it, the man's winning.
In the few times I see him he says
>"Boy you should be pulling all the girls with your looks"
But I'm not. I just don't get it

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has money thus he attracts money hungry prostitutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has no money. He gets a few hundred a week from benefits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously he pulls them through being courageous and disinhibited.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the benefit of dating bums is 24/7 attention. no job = more time to flirt.
        plus MILFs have lower standards in men as most men their age or older are either married or dating younger women

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talk with your dad. Have a conversation with him, ask him about his life and gleam what knowledge and wisdom you can. Then come back here and relay that info to us cuz your dad sounds based and I want to be like him some day, preferably today.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because you've spent your entire social life online and bought into incel bullshit imaginations of reality.
    It really is more about your personality and how you come across than anything else.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You ask why and how your dad gets pussy but you answer your own question when you describe him. Former fit go getter with sociable skills who doesn’t give a frick about anything anymore. Your dad is totally based and you should emulate him to some level while still prioritizing to start a family

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to girls. One will eventually sleep with you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They will.. But not the one you want.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its because he's fictional character in a story you just made up

      it's very easy to accomplish everything you want as long as you're just lying and making up blatant lies

      here's some ideas for next threads
      >my dad has never had a job and comes from a poor family
      >but he finds 10 000$ in cash every single day when going on his walk

      >my mom is a regular biological human being
      >but she can fly and shoot lasor beams out of her eyes

      etc.

      Because you've spent your entire social life online and bought into incel bullshit imaginations of reality.
      It really is more about your personality and how you come across than anything else.

      There's nowhere to do that outside of schools/friends at all in any capacity. Nowhere to speak or learn personality of random passerbies.

      OP describes apps which is sure sign this story never happend. He doesn't even realize the basic mathematics involved in apps. It is not physically, mathematically possible to ever match with a woman on one of them in any capacity because of gender imabalance there. Women cannot even see 99.999999999999% profiles just because of how fricked unbalanced the gender ratio is.

      There's literelly no option for a man to open his mouth and speak to women for extended periods of time outside of social circles after graduating, but since OP has never left his incel bedreem he would never know it since redditors told him otherwise and he's none the wiser.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a stupid thread

        you didn't even want to lie this daydream happened to you so you had to project your fantasies onto your dad

        go to a shrink, you're both a homosexual and have some freud shit wrong with your head

        I guess that's what happens to everyone who spends enough time beliving in redditors copypastas and dating app adverts, you have to either become deranged to believe men can speak outside of school/friends or eventually bombardment of these moronic posts will turn you into OP, freudian homosexual who daydreams about his dad.

        /Adv/ has entered Schizo posting hours

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

        Der SCHOOLER STRIKES AGAIN!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a stupid thread

        you didn't even want to lie this daydream happened to you so you had to project your fantasies onto your dad

        go to a shrink, you're both a homosexual and have some freud shit wrong with your head

        I guess that's what happens to everyone who spends enough time beliving in redditors copypastas and dating app adverts, you have to either become deranged to believe men can speak outside of school/friends or eventually bombardment of these moronic posts will turn you into OP, freudian homosexual who daydreams about his dad.

        how do you think your parents got together to create your dumb ass?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they met in school like 90% of all couples, you fricking dumbass

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you don't even go to school moronic schooler

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Never change bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its impossible to date via friends, its called A FRIENDZONE

        And its more impossible to date via school, because every girl is already taken

        How do you even start a conversation with a girl at school that is taken? Come on, give an example. Its biologically not viable. Only in your head

        Heres some idea

        >hey
        >frick off, I have a boyfriend
        >t-thanks, you too

        Liar

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a stupid thread

    you didn't even want to lie this daydream happened to you so you had to project your fantasies onto your dad

    go to a shrink, you're both a homosexual and have some freud shit wrong with your head

    I guess that's what happens to everyone who spends enough time beliving in redditors copypastas and dating app adverts, you have to either become deranged to believe men can speak outside of school/friends or eventually bombardment of these moronic posts will turn you into OP, freudian homosexual who daydreams about his dad.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your dad reminds me of a bum who got famous through a news channel when he said he survived in the streets by just sleeping at other women's places and he was only modestly good looking. Not a chad by any stretch. I'm just as cognitively dissonant as you are. On one hand women reject many guys (me included) but also sleep with the ugliest, laziest, people.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, ask him, not us

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's your dad, ask him
    and tell us your friends on NSFFW

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