My ex bf had a 5in penis and my new e bf has a 7.5inch one. I'll let you all know the difference when we meet irl

My ex bf had a 5in penis and my new e bf has a 7.5inch one. I'll let you all know the difference when we meet irl

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo
    >youre only allowed to like one guy and it has to be me or youre a bawd!!!
    >you cant like a bigger dick even though i like big breasts and or ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ask him about his penis size? Seems rather gay, tbh senpai.

      People use the word "bawd" in different ways. I don't think somebody is a "bawd" for having sex just in relationships. Also, there is more variance in male preferences for female body types than vice versa. Plenty of guys prefer small breasts and asses. Virtually no women prefer small dicks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        7.5 means 6.72 btw, do you think you're gonna nut before he does? Welcome to hell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      Gosh, maybe I'm slow, but I like it when people explain the bait like someone explaining a joke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men don't go for solely big breasts and ass whereas women will go for mainly tall men and if they had xray vision they'd go for only bigger dicks as well.
      I, for one, prefer a thin girl with a flat chest and small booty.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make sure you measure it so you can call him out on his lie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will bite his foreskin off if he lied

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        internet inches are noticeably smaller than irl inches for some reason

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My ex bf had a 5in penis and my new e bf has a 7.5inch one. I'll let you all know the difference when we meet irl

    why post now? just tell us when it happens

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a homosexual guy, that is obvious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both are far below poverty numbers low test induced, does ops bfs look like a #1 and #2 pencil respectively?

      They probably took 3 years to get to 225 and have a head that looks like a sausage. Confirmed op has no breasts.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ? the difference is 2.5 inches dummy.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5 - 5.5 inches with foreskin on a white man is ideal penis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's their lifetime max bench 300 flat?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, I haven't met him yet.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you just want me to tell you physical traits that indicate high testosterone?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, you're obviously a homosexual. No woman gives a frick about your bench.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I lifted for a year and am at sub 315
            >bigger than 10 inches

            Oh sure yeah no I believe you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >a guy has a 455 for reps
            >tiny penis

            Unheard of.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why would i care if he has high testosterone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, you're obviously a homosexual. No woman gives a frick about your bench.

            Yeah wrong ability to put on muscle quickly is high test. People who use steroids gain bigger penises without the contention of any party.

            So if you wanna find someone with a big dick go find someone lifting heavy as shit. That's why I'm exclusive to fit(almost exclusively) just to find out the biggest weiner dudes. The dudes with the biggest weiners.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want a big dick that's for Blacks. I just want a regular sized kind white man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So someone effortlessly stronger than someone else has a smaller dick? You ever wonder why pitiful blue collar workers never have woman issues and always have a gf?

            Basically strength is girth and height Is width if you want less tweak this same formula to whatever you desire and add whatever gay ass psychological requirements you please but domt call me wrong on this exact topic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, you're gay. Literally, no woman gives a frick. And if some woman starts inquiring about the specifics of your dick in the talking stages, then 99% chance it's a gay dude catfishing you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's inherent to the physicality you give off in any setting regardless. You can't escape how you look and how it reflects to such naturalities to be assumed with no other assumptions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, bro. The women can psychically sense my dick when I walk past them. And they always ask me to frick right there on the spot.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >they're open
            Basically how it goes, stop being such an idiot and you'll have a wife and a dog then a wife and a kid. Congratulations, on my behalf of course. Name your first son rectus abdominis, in my honor.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, man. I don't know what I would do without you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i don't really care about dick size or strength. it's not like his dick is going to make me orgasm regardless if it's big or not. it's whether he's willing to eat me out or finger me and such. so i look for kind men who are generous in general. they show good qualities of a partner, more than strength.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is the dream. This is reassuring.
            I would eat out my gf and make her cum in every way I could.
            I do want to be worshipped and worship her.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's really that unworldly that someone would be attractive enough and high testosterone enough to make you orgasm by penising alone?

            How long are you even able to sit and marinate to his image in such a way that makes you seduced by his presence before he is even present? I hath but one suggestion to you, and that is of the gift that is erotic fixation upon the man in which you find to be the one who you wish to have his penis into you in all regards of any state of his being. You must go on and find the man who completes you, and you shall establish such fixations in such a fashion that you wish not to escape any of its faultinesses.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Okay bro. I changed my mind. You're not gay, you're just really really autistic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I will have sex. And it will be hot sweaty parking lot fingering a plop into the butthole go home deink a bottle of wine sex, and I will jack off to it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, man. You'll be plopping in those buttholes in no time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I crave for farts and poop like you wouldn't believe. We are 2 different men it seems.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, totally. Like shit and stuff. I get it, man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Allow me to ask in a way in which you find appropriate. Have you ever rubbed poop onto your mouth and then drunk a ladle of pee and then another?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah. like yesterday when I was out with my mates.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then we can come to an agreement my brotha. And agreement of pee and an agreement of poop.

            Raise yoah glass! Foah we shall feast upon poop! And then some pee.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, man. To shit and piss.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            May we make many butt babies to the asses of stupid wenches unable to realize the quantities of seed splain to their butts before they have been clenched and excuded of all energy able to prevent clenching.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The saddest larp of all time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And there we go basically dick size is congruent to current and propensity to put on further muscle mass, propensity being the wild card as it is difficult to discern. Other factors such as height(hgh) and width/thickness of frame play a role but the number one factor in a colloquial large penis must first refer to absolute strength first. No other factor may be able to easily allude to the levels of test in a man's ballpark as such aforementioned so elegantly.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >People who use steroids gain bigger penises without the contention of any party.
            They do not. Their balls shrink smaller and they have a higher likelihood of developing ED.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone gets horny off steroids, here's some known libido dampeners:
            >lack of sleep
            >high stress
            >shitty diet
            >never exercising

            It makes your balls shrink because it replaces your nutsack in testosterone production. Also because it makes your dick huge as frick in comparison. Anyone can get a 10+ dick on minimal roids easily.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, bro. Totally. After I started taking tren my dick grew by like 20 inches. All the chicks love it, man.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Take less more often so you don't swing from 200-1000 ng/ml of testosterone every few days.

            Maybe even do 1 every 1-2 days of your 2-4 drug stack. Also your diet is shit I got 9+ on a 2hr sleep porn gambit and I'm lifting like shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >when they see a doctor
            When they quit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My pp is 17 cm idk do girls find that hot? It's a bit thin tho, hod do I compensate for that downside

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I can tell you for sure is that women find insecurity and desperation to be repulsive to the point of being nauseating. So you better cut this shit out.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks I don't want an update
    please leave this board normie

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