My GF suffocates me when kissing.

My GF suffocates me when kissing.

She likes to kiss for a very long time, and forces me back into it when I try to pull away. So much so that a few times I've inhaled a little involuntarily.
Of course I try to breathe through my nose but it's too hard with her tongue down my throat, and her smushed against my nose. It isn't enough and I run out of breath quickly.
I told her about this, and even had her practice kissing where you of kiss, and pull away each time.
But she consistently does one long suffocating kiss.
One of her friends even pulled me aside and told me she doesn't like the thing were I inhale. Which is honestly baffling, since I told her what the issue is.

Am I the crazy one here? Is it normal to kiss for very long times with no problems?
I don't know why she won't listen.
When she pulls away, she's out of breath too.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try to breathe through your nose next time you mouthbreathing moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is little suction with her tongue so far down there, i swear.
      you have to close one part of your mouth too so you aren't suctioning the air out of the girl, it's kind hard to explain but it just doesn't work when you're interfered with
      less heavy kissing is fine! i can breathe then!
      but most of the time it's her trying to end me with her tongue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a breathing technique that activates your diving reflex (residual from when we were aquatic)
        you can probably do it to mitigate some of the suffocation

        alternatively, you can do a septum deviation surgery and unclog your nose permanently

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >alternatively, you can do a septum deviation surgery and unclog your nose permanently
          not OP but had it, didnt work.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    ;)

    This seems like a problem for ants. Never heard about this problem, but we are all different. Like it picture tho. Maybe tell her to kiss your moronic ass like this.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and her smushed against my nose
    >When she pulls away, she's out of breath too
    lmao thats funny to imagine

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *smooches you to death*

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god anon I hope next time she does it you die

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her to respect your boundaries or you're breaking up with her

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm trying to imagine wtf this means
    i tried breathing through my nose with my mouth open and tongue pinned and it is actually really hard to not inhale from the mouth

    tell her to cut it out again DUH
    assert your dominance when kissing too don't just sit there getting cooties letting her do whatever she wants to your poor mouth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, poor OP

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they say one kiss from her is enough to last you the rest of your life

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dude actually have a nice day no one here wants to hear this shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't you mean read

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So many of life's problems would be solved if domestic violence was legalized.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GF kissing restrictions. Sometimes it has to be done.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cruel and unusual punishment

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    muzzle

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i mean, does she vacuum your dick with the same vigor? something to consider man dont discourage her too hard

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh my fricking god

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >My GF suffocates me when kissing.
    Then die from her kisses op.
    >I try to breathe through my nose but it's too hard with her tongue down my throat, and her smushed against my nose. Am I the crazy one here?
    Nah, sounds like your girl might just be into it. Just fricking tilt your head OP or try tapping out with a distraction like smacking her ass, squeezing her breasts or just holding her face when she does it.

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