My girlfriend asked me to give her a "whoop that trick" next time we have sex. What does that even mean?

My girlfriend asked me to give her a "whoop that trick" next time we have sex. What does that even mean?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngmi. She needs big Jap wiener

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up and enslave you're one piece animators, lock them in a room and force them to finish the fricking show already

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wan Piss
        Drop that stupid shit I want a Kodomo No Jikan live-action movie (with accurate actors)

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's sex like? Do you ever plunge your nose into her anus?
    Does she lick your dick after it's covered in her pussy juices? Does her feet smell?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's so difficult to understand women.
      My fiancee said she wants me to 'frick her harder' when she's always tapping out early and saying I'm too thick to go for too long.
      Turns out what she wanted me to do was just grab her wrists or squeeze her body while I frick her soft.

      I plunge my nose into her butt very often, she licks me up every time we frick. 😀

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's clearly some tribal ebonic incantation, friend. Did you perhaps make the mistake of allowing her unsupervised access to the internet?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the new dirty sanchez

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pics or it didn't happen

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It means you should find a new girlfriend.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It means you've gotta trick to boost.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she wants you to smack her buttocks forcibly with your hand next time you are in mid coitus

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slap her on the face like the prostitute that she is
    only works if you're a brad or tyrone. Everyone looks like a homosexual doing this

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wants you to punch her in the vagine as hard as you can

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she wants you to beat her ass like you're a pimp beating up his prostitute

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if she has a fat ass, it means you have to slap her fat ass, typically while she is on all fours froggie style. if she doesnt have a fat ass, it means pull her froggie hair.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stinky pinky. And I really mean the brown thumb. Im saying that you need to dig in her butthole like you are trying to save a diamond ring from going down the drain.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well basically, the rizzler skibidi sigma gyatt, is what they say, the confirmation is in the lyrics decode of the Donna Summer tune "I Feel Love". Go well my man we're with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you meant "[if it] hurts just a little" surely?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Donna Summer tune "I Feel Love"
      damn bro that sheit slaps frfr

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gay

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey look /misc/ is the only unmoderated board on NSFFWg again
    go post anything the pedo don't want you to on any of the board they use to groom underage and see how fast they delete it tho

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wants you to do that thing where you pull flowers out of your pocket but it keeps going and there are like 30 feet of handkerchiefs and then doves fly out and smoke and confetti explodes from your hat.

    Maybe she wants you to eat her out, then just as she is about to orgasm, you pop up and say "Is THIS your card?" and present her with the card she picked out of a deck before you started.

    Don't try any of the shit where you have to juggle torches until you have some practice under your belt first.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think she wants a black eye like tyrone gave her

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonimo

    Your hand doesn't count as "girlfriend" fool.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She hasn't had an orgasm with you yet.

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