My girlfriend farted for the first time, now I feel nothing but disgust towards her.

My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost two years and moved in together about six months ago. About three weeks ago I walked into the kitchen while she was cooking, put my arms around her waist and told her that I loved her. I normally do this at least two or three times a day because I understand that it's important to validate the feeling of love. Anyway, on this occasion when I put my arms around her I felt her body tensing up and she began to laugh slightly (she was trying to hide her laughter). I asked her what she was laughing at and then it hit me...the most God awful silent but violent fart trickled up from her ass right into my nostrils and has etched itself into my brain. We argued like hell that night. Almost all night. At one point I almost left home to stay in a hotel but she convinced me to stay. So I stayed and we argued more. In fact we have argued constantly for the last three weeks. She doesn't fricking understand that farting isn't womanly and that farting on me like that was a violation of respect and decency. And she especially doesn't understand me when I tell her, that I can't look at her anymore without thinking of that disgusting fart. I no longer want to have sex with her. I no longer look at her and think she's beautiful , all I can think about is that disgusting fart. Frick I don't even want to hold hands with her in public anymore. The fart smelled of absolute shit and I honestly can't stop remembering how it smelled. I spoke to my parents about it who think I'm being a bit petty. But I think it's important that women keep up appearances. If they start burping and farting openly, they lose their appeal and their mystique. I'm really not sure what to do. I feel as though this could be the beginning of the end of my relationship. As I'm not sure how you can recover from this. You can't shake the feeling of disgust once it establishes itself. And she has no intention of making amends for it. How do I even begin to resolve this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good for you.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is faker than 9/11 but I had an audible kek. Good shit OP.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek on how mentioning 9/11 fakery triggers nobody anymore. How did we ever think it was real? Remember to get vaccinated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would I care? I hope someone drops a nuke on manhattan.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something like this happened to me. I had a gf who had a ton of sex appeal; 9/10, huge breasts, etc. She didn’t have a great personality and pretty much seduced me into dating her. Several months afterwards I meet her and she’s dressed like a fricking slob. Cargo pants and a stained t-shirt. The enchantment broke right then a few hours later I dumped her. The feeling of being liberated was so intense that I literally sprinted out of my house and ran until I completely exhausted myself.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should try it when your penis, is in her ass

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, but how do I find a bf who will force me to sniff his farts

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAYUM HUMAN BIOLOGY?! WITH MY GF?! WHAT GIVES?!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can smell a fart, you have tiny pieces of their poop in your nose.

    Anyway, women fart. Everyone does. If you're going to live with a woman you're going to hear and smell her farts. Some will burn your nostrils if she's into any of that instagram diet shit that just gives girls osteoporosis before 30.

    If you're with her long enough she might even fart during sex. And if you have kids, gosh during birth she might even take a full dump right there in the bed.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Break up with her and get a sex doll instead. If you can't handle the odd fart now, you'll never manage when she's pregnant and has a baby pressing on and fricking up her digestive system. And god forbid she poop when giving birth. Most women do, after all.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you do that? Please send her this letter from me and I will get in contact with her.

    I did as I ought, dirty girl, and pulled myself off twice to OP's post. I would be delighted to see that you do like being taken arseways. Yes, now I dream of the night when I shall take you for so long backwards. It'll be the dirtiest thing you ever received, darling. My prick will be stuck up in you for hours, going in and out under your upturned rump. I'll feel your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and see your flushed face and mad eyes. At every go your shameless tongue will come bursting out through your lips and if I give you a bigger stronger go than usual fat dirty farts will come spluttering out of your backside. I hope you have an arse full of farts, darling, and I want to wring them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to take a farting woman when every go drives one out of her. I think I would know your fart anywhere. I think I could pick yours out in a roomful of farting women. It would be a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It would be sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope you will let off no end of you farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down James Joyce

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    men on here claim they love more or that men love more than women ever could but then post things like this.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I even begin to resolve this?
    You cannot. She waited until she felt she has you locked-down and you cannot leave her for another woman.
    The fact that you pussied out and stayed rather than going to a hotel is proof - she knew she has you - and you're no longer the man you were.

    That's why she farted on you.

    She is now the boss of your relationship. You're just her wallet now. I bet if you went through her phone records online you'd find phone numbers she's called that don't match her phone call log (because she's cheating on you).

    It was probably her other boyfriend who told her to fart on you. She probably spoke to him that night and they laughed about you.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably the funniest post I've ever read here. Are you sure a fart will cause a divorce? Hahahahah

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this is real the issue isn't the fart itself, you just don't like how she smells which signals incompatibility

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek wait until you learn she poops

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you find this out on /atog/ and are you sure it was a bio female answering?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man here is NOT Mozartmaxxing.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >g-g-g-girls fart???! EWWWWWWWWWW
    Grow up holy shit

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