my hooker baked me cookies

my regular escort whom i see weekly had decided last week to bring me cookies she baked at home during the weekly visit.

Is there something weird going on here? Is she falling in love with me? should i drop her?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You better start preparing to marry her. She wants to feed you & impress you with her cooking. Either that or she wants to give you drizzling diarrhea poops.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did she gave you any explanation for doing that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she said she baked some cookies and wanted to give me some

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So she likes you. Do as

        Don't drop her AND don't expect cookies every time.

        said.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do that all the time because I just like giving ppl stuff, even if I barely know them. Also you’re a regular, ppl give free stuff to regulars all the time
        Could you expand on her character or how she treats you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well she is quite nice to me. i always feel happy around her and our weekly frick session i always look forward to.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That just sounds like she’s being nice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah my fast food place gives me extra fries after having lunch there for like 2Y once a week consistently - it's just good business to know your regulars and the people who keep you in business.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Many women really enjoy baking/cooking and sharing food. Don't overthink it.
    Were they good?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they were really nice. they maade me think of her when it eat them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh
        OP's falling in love with a hooker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it's a simple case of good food gets cataloged with where to get more. It's in our genes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't drop her AND don't expect cookies every time.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does she know if you are a good provider? If yes, chances are she is trying to quit prostitution and marry you. Try asking her if she is planning to quit prostitution soon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If he can afford a hooker weekly he's probably not doing too bad for himself

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Asking that question is perfectly reasonable, but sometimes a favor is just a favor. I would take this as a sign that you and she have a comfortable arrangement, and all is well in that arena

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see weekly
    >bring me cookies she baked
    >you give her some money every week

    So wholesome family

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else find hookers who ultimately want to be housewives more wholesome and respectable than career women? i'm not gonna try to rationalize it but that's my gut feeling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're proud of what they have achieved, often breaking the cycle of generations of abuse and marginalisation.
      It's must like women who are the first in their family to get a degree, or the first man to own a home. None of them take it for granted.

      The prostitute I know often relies on me as an advisor on paternal matters, not because she wants a father figure but because I had a father. She doesn't know what having a father is like.

      they were really nice. they maade me think of her when it eat them.

      Better check yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's weird, but at least they seem honest about it. I also saw an escort really frequently for years, to the point that she would also give me food sometimes and even gifts for my birthdays. She said she wanted marriage and children at some point and even hinted if I wanted the same, but I said I really didn't at the moment and I couldnt really bare with the idea of my wife and mother of my children being a prostitute. She was well aware of that but at least was honest that she also enjoyed dick and money too much. She was great, wouldve been almost perfect for me if it wasn't for the whole prostitute thing. Eventually I got into a relationship and stopped seeing her, though she still messages me from time to time just to catch up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're proud of what they have achieved, often breaking the cycle of generations of abuse and marginalisation.
      It's must like women who are the first in their family to get a degree, or the first man to own a home. None of them take it for granted.

      The prostitute I know often relies on me as an advisor on paternal matters, not because she wants a father figure but because I had a father. She doesn't know what having a father is like.
      [...]
      Better check yourself

      Interesting
      Would you guys marry one?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make mine poached eggs, she's very sensetive about her upbringing and the fanciness of poached eggs.
    When she discovered poached eggs cost the same as fried ones she started crying because she loved them but always thought they were a luxury because she only saw them in restaurants. She missed out on a lot growing up.

    There are no rules, but I'll say this:
    You pay for the sex, so if there's a relationship don't assume it's romantic. She might just want to be friends. Sounds stupid until you remember that it's her not you who gets paid for the sex. You might fall in love with her, but she might just want to be friends with a client.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't die they were probably just being nice to you. My barber does the same thing, it helps with customer retebtion

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funniest thread I've seen today

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have a neighbor that turned tricks.
    No, she is not in love with you. This is "customer service". The prostitute neighbor used to give Christmas gifts & birthday cards to her regulars because *they were good customers*.
    That's all.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A prostitute who takes off her clothes for money and at the same time pays for animals to be raped tortured and murdered ( dairy cows, artificial insemination, veal industry, slaughter etc, egg industry, beak cutting without anesthetic, battery cages, culling male Chicks, slaughter) so she can use their periods and secretions to make food is a woman who's a degenerate hypocrite.
    You can't trust her. Stop wasting your money on prostitutes and donate it to abolitionistsrising to ban abortion since it's still legal all fifty states and donate to a local animal sanctuary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The worst hypocrites n the world are vegans.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice try, you autistic little homosexual.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she either put other mens semen or poison in them

    either way stop seeing her since youre going to start simping hard andget wreckd in the end

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is just being nice and cathering to one of her regulars. Don't read too much into it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have heard a similar story of a guy losing his v card to a hooker and she end up first offering a "free session" and then paying the guy Macdonalds dinner, lmao. There is another guy I saw that went to a escort to lose virginity and then after she offer a "free session" she end up proposion a relationship with him

    I think since most clients are eldery men, drugged thugs and married men they never get really a interaction with normal guys often, so when you treat them "right" you end up at least a friend with her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4NLupVv.jpg

      my regular escort whom i see weekly had decided last week to bring me cookies she baked at home during the weekly visit.

      Is there something weird going on here? Is she falling in love with me? should i drop her?

      Not a hooker, but my last gf was a stripper who was like a hot crazy girl. Im a pretty straight laced nerd, but Im handsome enough to have gotten a date with her and she liked me.

      There is a phenomenon of nerd bf and bad girl gf that I think explains this. Hot girls are constantly harassed and pestered by guys who can get really mean with them, their boyfriends are usually cool hunks that treat them like shit, and so the moment they just get some handsome guy whos sweet to them they really like it. Likewise, the nerd guy is attracted to the excitement of a girl like that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How was your first interaction with her?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's weird to hear this from the guy's perspective because I have always been the hot guy who dates nerdy girls. Normal/conventionally attractive women are a huge turn-off, largely because they're superficial and moronic.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you think that's bad, an escort who I see a couple times a month fell asleep with me after we had sex, I woke up holding her, we fricked again (didn't charge me) and then she cooked me breakfast. before leaving she offered to start seeing me once a week for free.
    I'm highly suspicious of her true motivations but 2bh she's a bombshell and doesn't have kids.

    I might do it bros.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who knows. I wouldn't eat food from a stranger. I wouldn't worry about this being some devious tactic. If she robs you or pretends to be in love with you then worry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wouldn't eat food from a stranger.
      so you never eat from a fast food restaurant?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I never ate food from a fast food restaurant. I also know there's perks to being friendly with the staff at a restaurant as opposed to being just another customer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also this is a prostitute and not a McDonald's. Maybe if you're in the Netherlands or Germany there's some legal accountability but not in most places.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How'd you hire an escort?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      browsing the internet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nta and don't want to detract from the topic, but would you elaborate please?
        I'm really lonely and too moronic to figure it out myself.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's oddly wholesome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's a nice girl.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's an escort for a reason. Not saying she's a bad girl, I'm saying something has clearly gone wrong with her life, to end up in that situation. You seem to have a good enough heart, though. If you're willing to accept her as she is, instead of trying to "fix" her, then it could very well work out for you.

        Try returning the favor and being nice to her, next time. Just be aware that a girl doing this kind of stuff is going to have zero self worth, and you'll be in for supporting her a lot if you try to actually pursue her. Maybe try to take her on an actual date, instead

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell the tijuana escort I see actually is into me like physically and mentally or whatever, pic related

    I got her full real info tbh and can see I've had somewhat of an effect on her by her posts she's made after I've seen her

    Tbh I've hooked up with girls the normal way and all that, the escort thing is fun though since I live in San Diego county and can drive down to TJ and walk over into TJ

    Anyway though, I look better than her exes, I'm Latino too, really she's a nice girl I mean when it comes to helping out stray animals and that shit

    Still though I know her mind and head is probably all fricked from having to frick old subhumans for a couple years now, it's funny though, I've seen other post about their experiences and they have been basic where she didn't do much with them and some even complained kek about her wasting most of the hour with em

    But yea, either way it wouldn't work out, she asked me last time when we're going to get coffee but yea idk

    Best to keep everything in the love motel I frick em in

    Anyway, I'd say the cookies really don't mean much aside from her being comfortable with you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot af, why are you not interested? Because of her occupation?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        You really think dating an escort is gonna work and is a good idea?

        Yeah, though she is attractive, ngl we would make a cute couple and kids

        But key word is would

        I might pretend to be her novio though if it means her staying longer and letting me frick her harder :^)

        But yah

        Either way though, I'd end up just getting cucked eventually

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    itt pissed tradcucks
    Personally I'd break it off, you want women only for sex and when they start pulling shit like this it's time to end it

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, it sounds like she likes you. You should let her nuzzle you like a kitty cat.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this could just be a gf experience kind of thing to keep you interested.
    I'd double down and see if she stops letting you pay. I remember seeing a greentext about a hooker no longer wanting to accept payment

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lady's gotta keep her customer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, you're moronic. She's ensuring you keep coming back to her, you visiting her = more money for her. That took me three seconds to figure out, this is why you need prostitutes for sex, you're moronic.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she tryna get out the game and take you as her retirement

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