my ideal bf as an 18yo femanon is. >at least 6'4. >hung. >jaw line that can cut titanium. >skinny

my ideal bf as an 18yo femanon is
>at least 6'4
>hung
>jaw line that can cut titanium
>skinny
>mid length hair
>no balding, ever
>clean shaven (face and pubic area)
>confident
>raw hard sex, almost rape
>takes me by surprise in sex
>is open to anal
>no friends, female or male
>has never watched porn
>doesn't jerk off except with my body
>only wants me
>works remote job so we can be together 24/7

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oops meant for

    [...]

    but accdientally made a thread lol

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am
    >5'4
    >dicklet
    >round face
    >skinnyfat
    >balding
    >stubble
    >low self esteem
    >submissive
    >porn addict

    You will be my girlfriend and you will like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >became NSFFW
      >focus on work and get rich
      >leg lenghting surgery
      >hair transplant
      >???
      >profit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How about we live like human beings and quit getting artificial surgeries for vanity like a b***h

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OP won't will be happy that way because society only care about looks, it's not about vanity, is about life quality. what is your excuse now, gay?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >become fit
      >feminize youself
      >get a mommydom to teach you how to deepthroat
      >become husband and wife

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see. And why do you think a man like that would want you?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most likely trash ragebait but i know a girl who is like that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are all like that bro. you think it's b8 because you are a man and understand immediately how ridiculous they sound.
      it takes the the average ones around 5-10 years to realize it and then they settle. the smart ones realize it quicker and get snatched fast by chads

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a butthurt incel trying to be funny by making a parody of the ideal gf/bf thread.
    You're all moronic.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>at least 6'4
    6'2"
    >>hung
    It's competitive
    >>jaw line that can cut titanium
    No

    Not at all
    >>mid length hair
    Yes
    >>no balding, ever
    Got my mother's hair
    shaven (face and pubic area)
    I'll keep my beard, but my balls are shaven with military precision

    I would bend you over on the table at my local pool club, no fricks given beyond those towards your soft pieces
    >>raw hard sex, almost rape
    Made my last GF cum 4 times in a single round
    me by surprise in sex
    I got some tricks up my sleeves, see above
    >>is open to anal
    As long as I don't receive
    >>no friends, female or male
    Bro's before hoes
    >>has never watched porn
    Do you even know which board you are on?
    't jerk off except with my body
    I don't pay for burgers when I used to eat steak for free
    >>only wants me
    Depends on what you offer
    remote job so we can be together 24/7
    I own my own business

    Bait used to be believable, you know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want a virgin bf not a normalBlack person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't have a man good in bed who's a virgin, dipshit, man's gotta gain experience, it's mutually exclusive.
        You can want to gain experience together, which I did with my ex, you can have a virgin man with no experience, hell you can have non-virgin inexperienced man, but you cannot have an experienced man who is a virgin.

        Also not a Black person, I'm the definition of white man.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't have a man good in bed who's a virgin
          what is learning in bed? you're trying way too hard btw

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well say that, then, moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why are normalBlack folk so angry at my thread

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's bad bait. Checking those dubs though.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my ideal gf is you dying in a fire
    wanna date

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is open to anal
    You mean you will play with a mans ass? Gross

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not her but anal feels very good for biogirls

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal as a femanon who's totally not a guy is
    >5'7''
    >Asian penis
    >Round face
    >Skinnyfat
    >Short hair
    >Mature hairline
    >Unshaved pubes and stubble beard
    >Mid self-esteem
    >Consensual sex
    >Mediocre performance
    >Not open to anal
    >No friends
    >Faps to soft porn
    >Stops jerking off or does it in rare occasions
    >Monogamous
    >Has some money and will invest it

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im tall skinny and shave my wiener send your details

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah.... i will never meet your standards
    it is what it is
    this hurts even more if you're asian

    if you're asian (especially korean) i would just feel a wave of pain in my heart

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Korean
      I feel for you bro. Come to Turkey, they love you guys over here, fren.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Koreans are mad popular with girls nowadays

        im not korean.. im white

        im half white half japanese

        hapa's dont really make my heart go doki-doki like pure blooded asians, especially not like korean girls...
        enjoy chasing chad, or whatever

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >im not korean.. im white
          Then go to Korea. Or also Turkey, but expect to convert to Islam if you want to marry a gal here, especially if they're not actually Turkish but anything else of the gazillion mystery meats here.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive been with chads before but i want one to be my bf or at least close. ik i cant get my ideal in reality.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Girly, unless you're on his level, he will only use you.
            Also,
            >18
            >Been fricked, used and tossed by multiple chads already
            The future is grim and you need to reduce your expectations, you will not find a man of that caliber to be exclusive to you. Men of that stature are more promiscuous than the worst prostitutes as women these days all only want the creme de la crop and this creates lots of offer for the seller and high demand for the buyer (YOU).

            Go find yourself a good man, +/- 2 notches around your level and become happy. Chasing Chad will make you a bitter, used up prostitute who will die alone. I might sound overly dramatic, but for the past 40 years, women have all made the same experience and then lied to the next generation out of bitterness as the saying goes
            >Single women keep women single

            Don't fall for the same mistake, I know, you're young, pretty and desirable, but if you don't build on that and use that ace in your sleeve, you will not become happy, looks fade, Love grows, but you gotta find it early.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't. Let her bury her hole.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok. good luck with that. nasty hapa prostitute

            Girly, unless you're on his level, he will only use you.
            Also,
            >18
            >Been fricked, used and tossed by multiple chads already
            The future is grim and you need to reduce your expectations, you will not find a man of that caliber to be exclusive to you. Men of that stature are more promiscuous than the worst prostitutes as women these days all only want the creme de la crop and this creates lots of offer for the seller and high demand for the buyer (YOU).

            Go find yourself a good man, +/- 2 notches around your level and become happy. Chasing Chad will make you a bitter, used up prostitute who will die alone. I might sound overly dramatic, but for the past 40 years, women have all made the same experience and then lied to the next generation out of bitterness as the saying goes
            >Single women keep women single

            Don't fall for the same mistake, I know, you're young, pretty and desirable, but if you don't build on that and use that ace in your sleeve, you will not become happy, looks fade, Love grows, but you gotta find it early.

            >and you need to reduce your expectations
            i dont think she needs to do anything. let the worthless prostitute embace her hypergamous nature and prostitutedome. who even caes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >who even caes
            I care. I deal with the "leftover" women every day. They didn't want me when I was a young lad, chasing after Chad's dick. Now I'm somehow the perfect man after building my business and being somewhat in my male power.
            Too bad they're used up prostitutes, I'm not interested in that.
            But I don't want OP to be like them as well. I'm not even interested in OP, I just don't want to see more women suffer the lie of the feminists.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Koreans are mad popular with girls nowadays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im half white half japanese

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be Giga Chad in Japan

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at least 6'4
    5'10
    >hung
    7.5x6
    >jaw line that can cut titanium
    model tier jawline
    >skinny
    yes with muscle. Think brad pitt
    >mid length hair
    yep
    >no balding, ever
    nope and perfect hairline
    >clean shaven (face and pubic area)
    Nearly. Shortest stubble possible
    >confident
    Yep
    >raw hard sex, almost rape
    Rape play and extreme bdsm >>>
    >takes me by surprise in sex
    Van OTW
    >is open to anal
    yep
    >no friends, female or male
    I make new friends for 6 months, cut them off when they're boring, make new ones after a few months break
    >has never watched porn
    quit
    >doesn't jerk off except with my body
    if you got a good pussy, for sure
    >only wants me
    loyal af
    >works remote job so we can be together 24/7
    run my own business + investments and rich off it, never will work for anyone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ew, manlet

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah good luck with that. seems you'll need it.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6'1
    >8.5"x6.3"
    >shitty jawline, double chin
    >skinny fat
    >mid length hair
    >shaved face
    >very unconfident
    >I will actually rape you, I don't care if you're not in the mood if I'm horny
    >I will drag you to bed by surprise
    >I can frick you in the ass if you clean it otherwise no
    >no friends
    >watched 9000 hours of porn but would stop in a relationship
    >I won't jerk off when I can just rape you
    >I will only want you if you get my dick hard
    >I don't work, rich neet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GIRTH
      Jesus Anon, did they sew a coke can inside of that when you were born

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want more than, that 7.5" girth ideal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty jawline
      ew what

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't exist. Move on or settle with a 5'4 manlet with no jawline no chin 3.2 inch penis erect and works as a supervisor at Burger King.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20
    >5'6
    >fricked skin due to acne
    >chinlet
    >virgin
    >almost blind
    >I dont jerk off, but I have intrusive sexual thoughts everyday

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have low estrogen or something go eat right and stop getting high so often for free by your pathetic community college and moron major bfs.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm all those except 6'3 and unemployed :/ (rich so i don't have to work)

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool, my ideal gf as a 26 year old anon is
    >my age or younger
    >not taller than me
    >pale skin
    >dark, curly hair
    >skinny but athletic
    >confident
    >normal amount of friends
    >high class
    >charming
    >has family money, but could also work lucrative job if she wants
    >smart
    >good with arts and STEM
    >mostly into women, but is really attracted to me anyway (my best friend's wife is like this)
    >likes to tease and be teased
    >wants me to rile her up all day in public
    >then come home and edge her for 20 minutes until she can't take it anymore, then frick her brains out

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at least 6'4
    I'm 5 foot 9
    >hung
    I got 6 inches
    >jaw line that can cut titanium
    Not that sharp but it do be sharp
    >skinny
    No longer that anymore, been NSFFWmaxxing tbh
    >mid length hair
    Going there, Tryna growing a shag as we speak
    >no balding, ever
    dad and older brother did not bald so neither will I hopefully
    >clean shaven (face and pubic area)
    yop
    >confident
    somewhat
    >raw hard sex, almost rape
    sure?
    >takes me by surprise in sex
    anon are you okay?
    >is open to anal
    me or u doe?
    >no friends, female or male
    I have only no female frens. Have dozens of male ones tbh
    >has never watched porn
    a man like this does not exist unless he is either a tribal person or older than 80
    >doesn't jerk off except with my body
    oki
    >only wants me
    doki
    >works remote job so we can be together 24/7
    will do so maybs cause I am studying computer science and they offer remote jobs.

    The issue is that I am non white and too short for yuo tho

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can't have all of these in one man, its just so impossible you'd have to be the perfect woman to get a man like this, im sure you could get a man with atleast 4 of these, definitely a tall guy who likes rough sex.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ideal gf as a 31yo schizoid is:

    >Vibrating, ribbed, silicone pussy.
    >Lube that warms through friction.
    >Communicates only through moans, nuzzles, kisses, and hugs.
    >Petite ratio body.
    >Knows how to cook beans and rice from dry ingredients.
    >Gives birth to autonomous flying drones that spew Rothbardian pro-capitalist propaganda.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am 9'0 tall with a 25 inch willy and I have a net worth of $200 trillion. I'm 600lbs of pure muscle. I can crush coconuts with my biceps and can communicate with ethereal beings via telepathy. I can turn base metals into gold with my mind. I can bend time at my will and manipulate objects in higher dimensions. I have also never seen a real woman before.

    What do you bring to the table?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my ideal girlfriend is
    >a biological woman
    >shorter than me (I'm 6'4")

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meet more requirements, but Im NSFFW, say no to anal, and I dont like remote work.
    Better luck next time op

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is perhaps 0.5% of the male population
    you are utterly delusional

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      less than that.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We should link up then

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at least 6'4
    stopped reading there
    try fricking horses instead

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