"my wife and i couldn't help but notice you from across the bar. we really love your vibe.

"my wife and i couldn't help but notice you from across the bar. we really love your vibe. how about we buy you a drink and see where the night takes us, stud?"

how do you proceed?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats it, IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, CREEP. *grabs you by the throat*

    back the frick off?!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my wife and i couldn't help but notice you from across the bar. we really love your vibe. how about we buy you a drink and see where the night takes us, stud?"

    >how do you proceed?

    I don't drink

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I frick your wife while you watch?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you proceed?
    get the free drinks and hope the twink doesn't put a benzo in it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave because nightclubs and bars are fricking gay.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get scared cuz they probably want to rob me.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else turned off by the e-girl look? She could have an absolutely smoking body but you can always tell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they both have nice bodies. power couple.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with my statement though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you mentioned her nice body, i was showing more of it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh everything about this just screams no ugh I'm not even going to start to pick you apart Im busy I'm working do, go do, go, do some cocaine or something or whatever barle it is you have to scrape to get some pleasure out of your low life beings but I'm sorry really are you dressed like that to make some ironic statement or are you actually trying to insult me
    Your insulting me arnt you
    Click click yeah consider yourself numbered and if it wasn't for the fact my people are going to kick the living shit out of you two 'people' id ask where you think you got the right to speak to me from
    Now go enjoy your drink like it's your last

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accept, see what theyre about while trying not to make it awkward and end up driving home with a 1000 yd stare after inevitably doing something moronic.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hesitate for a moment because fundamentally I do not want to interact with people at all and my instinctive response is to tell anybody who talks to me to frick off, but after processing the content of the proposition I reconsider and go for it obviously because I'm in for the bi 3-way no problem and am willing to absorb the damage of having to talk to these two for a couple hours beforehand to get there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would your idea bi 3way with them go down?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >uses the word vibe
    Normally i am against cucking, but i would plap her in a way she thoroughly does not enjoy while he watches, and be extra rough. They must learn the cost of their mistakes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The way the guy looks is unironically more important than the girl when cucking. I don't have to look a b***h in the eye when fricking her from behind. The guy in the cuck chair staring at me though? He's not looking away, a cuck doesn't have the shame for that. Gotta be a no with that haircut.

      Why do you assume he is a cuck? He might want to DP with you or frick you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >another man calls me stud
        >not a cuck
        Yeah, right, sure thing. And even if, it's not like the DP changes the context of my comment all that much.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          after watching this

          they both have nice bodies. power couple.

          i think he called us that because he wants it in his ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If he tries something like that ill just beat his ass not just for the gay shit but the usage of vibe too

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The way the guy looks is unironically more important than the girl when cucking. I don't have to look a b***h in the eye when fricking her from behind. The guy in the cuck chair staring at me though? He's not looking away, a cuck doesn't have the shame for that. Gotta be a no with that haircut.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well i take the free drink and see where it goes

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no homo, but the tats of the guy look nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no need to say no homo, it's not gay to admire another dude's ink

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it looks feminine and i would rather see it on a girl than him

        also the lil beard and mullet look stupid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it looks feminine
          because he is feminine:

          they both have nice bodies. power couple.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >because he is feminine:
            yes and as i'm not bi, i'm not attracted to that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he def sucks wiener, that girl is just his bestie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that guy looks bi but with a preference in men

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they probably have an amazing sex life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he looks like he cheats on her frequently and they only keep the show up for publicity

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cheats on her with men or women

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She must peg him, or they both get fricked by a 3rd party.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            does this look bisexual to you?

            they both have nice bodies. power couple.

            they probably have an amazing sex life.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said bi with a preference for me, once every few months he would go down on a girl

            cheats on her with men or women

            Thats cheating either way

            Yeah straight guys don't try to look skinny like that

            Buff men are more likely to be gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure but straight men who are skinny dont pose like that to show their waist. He is clearly gay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah straight guys don't try to look skinny like that

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is your obsession with this chick and her gay friend?
    You've been doing this for over a year, Anon, I'm worried about you.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Errrrrrrrr
    >What, your being a bit weird, frick off.

    I would probably politely decline but really I'm as hard as cheese

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your husband might be a gay, but I'm not. Take your STDs and frick off.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That guy would have killed it in the 80s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is still slaying pussy in 2024

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If by that you mean getting his bussy pounded then yes

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