My wife is in labour right now. Is this?

My wife is in labour right now

Is this /misc/ accepted?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your wife shouldn't be working

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, frick off it's disgusting!
    God damn gross.

    Also, congradulations, I guess! Ew.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 what race is it?
      Congratulations. Is it your first?

      Thanks
      He is white aryan
      2nd

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He is white aryan

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Norway
          More likely than you, mutt.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually cringe not even joking. Imagine getting this excited over some random persons kid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we're happy another Aryan is born, Abdul

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ITP: Black person is mad that another glorious white was born.
            Congrats OP, have as many kids as you can handle.
            Ignore seething and gnashing of teeth Black folk.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        POLITICAL and congrats

        >Norway
        More likely than you, mutt.

        Macaco

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, go on then.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro it can take 2 days.

          God bless you and your little one OP, it's such a joy, best part of my life so far

          Only took 2 hours
          Proof his white

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Congratulations anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Congratualtions anon. You have replaced yourself and your wifes numbers. Now to make more. Good job brother.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Only took 2 hours

            Damn she must be loose down there

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Every birth after the first one is little easier
            >memeflaggot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. More good news for you is that it's all so much easier with the second one.
            I don't get why some people leave it at one child after they went through learning all that parenting stuff.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice picture of a blanket you moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post pregnant wife

            Labor will set you free!

            On another note, i fricking hate pregnant women.

            >i fricking hate pregnant women.

            Homosexual detected

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have 3 children. I fricking hate pregnant women. They are the worst people on the planet. Fortunately labor will set them free. And they will do labor, unlike the israelite.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I have 3 children.
            >I fricking hate pregnant women.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Congrats anon. Father of a white stallion

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he has posted hand hours after coming into existence
            No one can ever ask him if he's white again. Now this is based.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            <3
            All the best, y'all.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah! Another sinner, welcome to hell lil fella!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She should be standing and squatting, laying down is a israeli trick to prolong labor, tear the mother’s butthole and vegana up, and risks the life of the mother and child.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tear the mother’s butthole and vegana up
          Hot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Second this.
          >T. 4 kids and wife did first the hospital way and the rest at home.
          Hospitals are how they get you, anon. I bet they asked your wife if you beat her or when your back was turned. Based for having white kids.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        congrats anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations on your new son. Raise him well, Nordbro.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beware the poisons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats he will rule the world

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All you guys are doing your various blessings and curses this kid is gonna be a monster let him/her be born in peace

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations and thank you fren.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations, homosexual. All the best to the little man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        congrats 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based anon godbless and may he have many happy returns. You and your wife as well.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't get him vaxed Nord bro

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 what race is it?
    Congratulations. Is it your first?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send pics when it crowns.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im assuming you will get the child vaccinated, and thus I assume you’re an imbecile.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you doing here? Go be with her you homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro it can take 2 days.

      God bless you and your little one OP, it's such a joy, best part of my life so far

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Confederate flag Anne Frank enjoyer
      It's a pleasure to finally meet you, legend.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gratulerer så mye Anon 🙂

    Ta godt vare på damen din nå

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BS. everyone here is a virgin lover who will never get laid!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone's baby is gonna pop out. Baby Tyrone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Labor will set you free!

      On another note, i fricking hate pregnant women.

      I don't follow other countries' political parties (unless if they want to nuke us).

      kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amerimutt law.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did she poop yet?
    also if it takes a while for the kid to crown, they may have their head wienered to the side
    it means they're asynclitic, maybe they can straighten them out maybe she gets a c section
    good luck and gratz anon

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give your kid a cool viking name.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get off your phone and go help your wife right now

    Also congratulations

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, for the best future of your child please never come back here ever !

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >check flag
    odds on OPs kid coming out half black are increasing with every post.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats, bro. May you are your wife raise a happy kid.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why's your incubator so old??
    Is this the rewards of socialist medicine?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it could have better rims on it, but yeah its good

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Labor will set you free!

    On another note, i fricking hate pregnant women.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not /misc/ related but grats anyway. Better this than yet another Black persondick thread.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Faboulous anon. White blonde kids make the israelite go mad.

    Make 4 more ragnars at least

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't follow other countries' political parties (unless if they want to nuke us).

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    baby thread!

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    birthing her chad bfs kid

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What color is the baby?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT CIRCUMSIZE THE BABY
    DO NOT REDEEM THE FORESKIN
    IF THE BABY GETS CIRCUMSIZED FIND THE FORESKIN OR FIND SOMEONE ELSES AND TAPE IT BACK ON.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    d.ubs and the kid comes out as black

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show us her feet, and congratulations!

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEW BABY! HAHA! YES!

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no circumcision
    >don't let them cut the cord until it turns white
    >don't feed your child formula
    >have them breastfed for at least 6 months
    >don't pump then full of heavy metals as soon as they're born (picrel)
    Good luck anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>don't pump then full of heavy metals as soon as they're born
      Frick that shit get some tunes bumping OP

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit album.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based list. Add to that no foreskin retraction and no tylenol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breastfed for at least 6 months
      isn't 2-3 years the best?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We breast fed one year (and novaxx). We know of no allergies and none of them seems too autistic

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dont allow your woman to mutilate your sons dick. Its your duty as a father to teach the little shit to properly wash his dick

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats to you and your wife

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't she have a presidential election then win?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >falls out of mothers hole
    >be posted on a pol/pedo board
    >imagine the smell

    But congrats bro

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the Baby. I'm going to put him in my cartoon movie.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats. You should probably stop lurking this cesspit now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon! Bad Anon!

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't celebrate until its not black.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yuck

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats! Don't vaccinate or circumcise. Get your wife to breastfeed. If you feed the baby formula they'll be 10 IQ lower.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder, there are millions with social and economic power who will not hesitate or question themselves when they seemingly instinctively would call those ADVISING PEOPLE ON HOW BEST TO BUILD A STRONG BOND WITH YOUR HEALTHY HAPPY CHILDREN as "creepy".

      "Ugh, I can't believe that CREEPY guy told that woman not wean her kid onto mush but onto beef jerky, and to feed him lots of unhomogenised/raw grass fed dairy. Ugh!! Yikes"

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know who the father is?

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if it's done at home.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you allow dubz to name it

    >rolling for Adolf

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whos the lucky dad?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't allow the umbilical cord to be cut unless the kid is literally being strangled by it in that second. It must remain on until it falls off naturally to pass on vital nutrients and immune information - they want it to sell it the same way they would a foreskin.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the kid turns out black will you consider naming him Black personhomosexual?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I real happy for you anon. Be sure to teach them about the frankfurt school.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Norgiebro, make sure you don't cut or allow them to cut the chord until it has fully stopped pulsating! Refuse vit K injection and oral megadose!

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also congrats, I have two blond sons 8 and 4 years old.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You had sex?!?! 0_0

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asking for validation from /misc/
    Literally worse than a woman

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go be a man and sit by her side, anon, stop talking to childless neets, you're a father now! also congrats on being a dad. if it's a girl name her "olive", if it's a boy name him "Tiberius Cassius sire bartholomew jr the fifth"

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont forget paternity test

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    u had intercourse anon, ew.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anona Sanchez

    Is he a shota? Get him to install KIK when he is ripe for mommy milkers.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course so long as you're White or Japanese

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it wont turn out a moron like its black daddy

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