>No sex in 2483 days

>No sex in 2483 days
How do I fix this.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find a prostitute, there's never been more of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're fricking moronic. there's literally no prostitutes in America.
      Only "escorts" that charge $5,000 an hour, OnlyFans prostitutes who you can pay $20 a month to look at their pictures, and thieves.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you're fricking moronic. there's literally no prostitutes in America. Only "escorts" that charge $5,000 an hour, OnlyFans prostitutes who you can pay $20 a month to look at their pictures, and thieves.
        bros to fricking dumb to jump on the hooker site for his 160$ girl for an hour
        >skill issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        $5000 is an exaggeration. It’s more like $400-600 hr for a decent looking woman. $1200 is the most you pay and that’s for top tier model quality.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no way bro keeps the day count

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just know when I last had sex, the day count comes trivially from that.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you even lift

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lifting for around 8 years. I don't know the exact number of days unfortunately.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > can’t provide exact number of lifting days
        ngmi

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/31186498/#31186520

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no sex in 10950 days

    rookie numbers fella

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >went clubbing on Sunday
    >meet three girls
    >one with another guy, one by herself, one taking care of her
    >last girl invites me to dance with her
    >spend the night w them
    >make our way to the taxi cab
    >girl 2 is too drunk, she gets in the cab by herself
    >it leaves the four of us by ourselves
    >make out with girl
    >she starts moaning
    >suggest that we take it somewhere else wink wink
    >dude also suggests it
    >yeah
    >go to a nearby motel
    >do the sex
    >two days later, ask her out on a date
    >turns out, I had the whole day off
    >went for Starbucks
    >kiss kiss
    >then the cinema (we watched Furiosa)
    >kiss kiss grope grope
    >she has zero issues with me touching her
    >suggest we go somewhere else again wink wink
    >''yeah, I bought more condoms, why not?''
    >go to the same cheap ass hotel
    >do the sex
    >we had so much fun we're legit dating now

    lmao just go clubbing and be goofy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is your age and city? My problem is that I have never been to clubs (loud music and alcohol consumption are inherent there)

      I also dont know how to dance (not OP)

      So, how do you talk to people there and how you proceed to dance? How do you dance? Etc....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prior stats? Are you an incel, do you look average, rizz level? Too many variables but congrats anon.

      you're fricking moronic. there's literally no prostitutes in America.
      Only "escorts" that charge $5,000 an hour, OnlyFans prostitutes who you can pay $20 a month to look at their pictures, and thieves.

      This I wish I could just go and get it without much hassle. America is behind the times and needs to legalize.

      https://i.imgur.com/UxgY0jy.jpeg

      >No sex in 2483 days
      How do I fix this.

      Around two years now i'd say, bordering on three.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's seriously dating a club prostitute
      disgusting

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the problem? To flirt? To know women?
    maybe u could try with
    >friends of friends (if you have some very good friend maybe he could give the number of some girl to you)
    >try to start know women in local events like concerts or something
    >maybe in pubs or clubs
    >if didnt before, try a chance with older or younger women
    >sexual tourism
    >girls in the gym
    i obviously wont mention tinder and all that stuff
    >or maybe tinder could work

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't done sex since 2012. Also it was bad.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be khv loser until 27
    >leave my country and go insane
    >make some money in stonks and crypto
    >still a sperg but discover I can just pay for it
    >have sex every day
    >sometimes 3+ times a day
    >spend at least $3000 a month on prostitutes
    >barely feels good anymore
    >just something I have to do or I get antsy and fricked up
    >jerk off 3x a day on top of this
    >can't connect with women and don't feel anything for them, just holes that I need to use

    you think no sex is bad but just wait until you experience 'sex isn't fun anymore'

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve got you beat. Im going on 3,650 end of this year.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 years no sexo for me

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it better to be a virgin or to be in abstinence for so long?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop caring, sex is overrated.

    T. Body count 30+

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop caring, money is overrated.

    T. Net worth >10 millions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah those are clearly the same thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone who does have something telling someone who doesn't that it's
        >not worth it
        but at the same time keeps the thing, or keeps doing it despite not being worth it. It is the same moronic and useless answer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where did I say I keep doing it? I bring up the number to show I'm speaking from experience, and it's not worth it to obsess over sex. Find someone that's nice to be with.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Where did I say I keep doing it?
            Yeah anon, sex is so overrated, but you just had to try it +30 times until you came to that conclusion. It's just not an helpful advice to give to someone who never had sex or didn't have sex for a long time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok fine don't listen to me. Listen to people that have no experience.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            listen to what? Advice from some guy who can't have good sex even after trying 30+ times?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >net worth
      glad to know that you have like 12$ in actual fiat

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have sex

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