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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we oughtta marry these fembots

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they'd be lucky girls to marry any of the lovely lads here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know mine will be lucky. i am a good boy, ready to be her good man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      id love to marry a fembot but they dont seem to want us. at least not the 30+ threadcels. enough of us to go around thats for sure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'll find your fembot anon don't worry 🙂

        >thanks but it's not gonna help make my life fun lol
        i'm sorry i hope you have fun with your family and posting here regularly
        >yeah and i don't live in sf but near it but aside from the homeless ppl in certain areas the city can be very nice to visit.
        so y'all are rich mfs. also are you bilingual?

        >i'm sorry i hope you have fun with your family and posting here regularly
        no don't be! i'm still very happy with the simple things in life like being with family or just talking to you
        >so y'all are rich mfs. also are you bilingual?
        no i'm not rich at all lol and no i barely speak spanish sadly

        How are you doing?
        [...]
        Hah! I wish, no I'm not bottom of the barrel but I'm definitely not mansion tier like some others around here

        i'm doing good! how about you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no don't be! i'm still very happy with the simple things in life like being with family or just talking to you
          ok that's great to hear i really dont want you to feel like life is joyless and i will try my best to make it better somehow. how's your week been

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a man who contributes his labor is entitled to a wife. it's part of the contract

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will find her

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you s0 sure

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i receive visions from god, i also read your threads and think i got drunk one time recently and even took part. but i've seen who you are and know you will find a girl who loves you

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh you're that guy i liked your posts and thanks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hah you liked my posts? what did i even say? i'm sure i came off as a lunatic. might get drunk later and do it again tbh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            uh i was upset or something and you told us to stop fighting and you were kinda entertaining. why are you so sure ill find someone? you got a crush?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            waittt you fought? with the aus girl or the bay area girl? damn i must've had more than i thought to have forgotten that. keeping up with your lore makes good entertainment i must say.
            you strike me as a good man and i got that naivety in me that you'll get what you deserve. you and bay area girl seem to be getting quite close too, maybe something'll happen there. but you gotta also put yourself out there in social situations and talk to girls, bluepilled shit idc, it works.
            no crush here, not played that game for a while.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe you're a different drunk guy? i'm talking about this thread
            https://desuarchive.org/NSFFW/thread/76914567/#76914567

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh shit yeah that's me man, damn i was really firing on all cylinders there. it's all coming back to me now, dunno what put me in the mood to be so hostile though. actually i think i probably thought it was funny.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok. you seem pretty invested in this for some reason is this like a romance novel to you or what. why do you pay attention to these threads

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao i suppose it's like reading a novel or something, i don't know i just like to observe people and their relationships. probably to do with my own loneliness

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok you can be my lil bro

            Not that guy I'm that other dude that pops up, I like coming back cause, yeah, your situation reminds me of a romance novel lol, it's fun to watch man

            what do you mean

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seeing the whole progression from the start several months ago to now with those other anons, it's nice, also I like being the weird side character in your story lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            can you retell the story from your perspective

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's been several months man, for me I guess it started with seeing your first one, and seeing how you talk changed over time with the other anons were nice, seemed more confident you know? I usually just liked joining in because you guys are the closest thing I have to consistent friends, I can't remember too much tho I'm usually tipsy when I browse NSFFW

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >seeing how you talk changed over time with the other anons were nice, seemed more confident you know?
            he has had pretty great character development

            >and seeing how you talk changed over time with the other anons were nice, seemed more confident you know?
            um idk rereading them i seem the same i think... but at first i was more joking and now more serious

            ok that guy abandoned me. maybe he'll come again. how old are you

            i am 24

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he has had pretty great character development
            what do you mean
            >i am 24
            so you can be my lil bro

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you got two girls wildly in love with you, that'd change any man. and like other anon said, you have become more confident.
            >so you can be my lil bro
            frick. guess there's no getting out of this one.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you got two girls wildly in love with you
            oh you think so... now i'm getting sweaty. idk if they are but i am for sure i can't believe i spend hours in these threads multiple times a week waiting for the opportunity to talk to them lol

            I didn't abandon fren my message is above I'm still here

            you're my lil bro from weeks ago who said he hates me but didn't mean it? i think you are confused

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, whoops, I'm the other anon I think I'm just confused now, carry on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you recognize this nostalgic thread
            https://desuarchive.org/NSFFW/thread/76227200/
            i haven't changed at all

            maybe i'm projecting my own desires onto your situation but i feel there's definitely something there. tis a shame you can't get their discord but you've got to respect their wishes. remember aus girl checks for your threads, there is an fricking terrible time difference between you two keeping you apart. and bay area girl also spends hours with you each week when you post.

            maybe a bit of optimistic thinking but they must find something about me intriguing if they come search for me after all this time which is not something any woman does for someone they don't like...
            >tis a shame you can't get their discord but you've got to respect their wishes
            i think they will some day

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ahh I remember that, good times. Also no I disagree you are more forward now

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            uh idk how you can read that and think that. i feel i've toned it down. FUN FACT i didn't even realize they were the same people i kept running into in different threads until i finally pieced it all together and remembered this thread. i talked with the australian girl in that weird guy's thread with the cat pictures saying he wants a gf with big boobs and the bay area girl in a thread i made on valentine's day which i thought was the first time i met her but no

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk man, whatever it is it's fun to read you know?
            >i talked with the australian girl in that weird guy's thread with the cat pictures saying he wants a gf with big boobs
            Holy shit I remember that thread, I wonder what happened to that guy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk got bored of making repetitive threads and gave up i gues

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hey i just saw this how's it going

            you got two girls wildly in love with you, that'd change any man. and like other anon said, you have become more confident.
            >so you can be my lil bro
            frick. guess there's no getting out of this one.

            >two girls wildly in love with you
            woah man love is a strong word do not use that lightly

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hi i'm alright i love youso much holy shit!!!!! what's up

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm doing good anon haha and how about you?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm smiling uncontrollably
            >i'm doing good anon
            why what's going on

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm smiling uncontrollably
            i'm smiling now too
            >why what's going on
            well more like neutral since there isn't much going on in my life. i'm still waiting to hear back from places

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm smiling now too
            oh yeah why
            >well more like neutral since there isn't much going on in my life. i'm still waiting to hear back from places
            i see i was hoping to hear some good news. can you tell me about your homeland of the bay area?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >oh yeah why
            because you're smiling so now i'm smiling too
            >i see i was hoping to hear some good news
            sorry my life is pretty boring
            > tell me about your homeland of the bay area?
            uhh well it's pretty nice despite some of the negative things ppl say about it. it's also very beautiful. the other anon lives in the bay area too which is such a coincidence

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >because you're smiling so now i'm smiling too
            very cute
            >sorry my life is pretty boring
            it's ok because you're fun
            >uhh well it's pretty nice despite some of the negative things ppl say about it. it's also very beautiful. the other anon lives in the bay area too which is such a coincidence
            oh really... isn't it really expensive to live

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe i'm projecting my own desires onto your situation but i feel there's definitely something there. tis a shame you can't get their discord but you've got to respect their wishes. remember aus girl checks for your threads, there is an fricking terrible time difference between you two keeping you apart. and bay area girl also spends hours with you each week when you post.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            call me your lil bro one more time and i'll start saying slurs again

            Not that guy I'm that other dude that pops up, I like coming back cause, yeah, your situation reminds me of a romance novel lol, it's fun to watch man

            this guy gets it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you the same guy i called lil bro last time i thought he said he didn't get drunk or post in these threads

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't recall you calling me lil bro except this time around so that's a different anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >and seeing how you talk changed over time with the other anons were nice, seemed more confident you know?
            um idk rereading them i seem the same i think... but at first i was more joking and now more serious

            ok that guy abandoned me. maybe he'll come again. how old are you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't abandon fren my message is above I'm still here

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not that guy I'm that other dude that pops up, I like coming back cause, yeah, your situation reminds me of a romance novel lol, it's fun to watch man

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm back with snacks and soda, the gang is here we are so back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayy we're so back

      >because you're smiling so now i'm smiling too
      very cute
      >sorry my life is pretty boring
      it's ok because you're fun
      >uhh well it's pretty nice despite some of the negative things ppl say about it. it's also very beautiful. the other anon lives in the bay area too which is such a coincidence
      oh really... isn't it really expensive to live

      >it's ok because you're fun
      thanks but it's not gonna help make my life fun lol
      >oh really... isn't it really expensive to live
      yeah and i don't live in sf but near it but aside from the homeless ppl in certain areas the city can be very nice to visit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thanks but it's not gonna help make my life fun lol
        i'm sorry i hope you have fun with your family and posting here regularly
        >yeah and i don't live in sf but near it but aside from the homeless ppl in certain areas the city can be very nice to visit.
        so y'all are rich mfs. also are you bilingual?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are you doing?

        >thanks but it's not gonna help make my life fun lol
        i'm sorry i hope you have fun with your family and posting here regularly
        >yeah and i don't live in sf but near it but aside from the homeless ppl in certain areas the city can be very nice to visit.
        so y'all are rich mfs. also are you bilingual?

        Hah! I wish, no I'm not bottom of the barrel but I'm definitely not mansion tier like some others around here

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          well the thing about expensive places is even living in a shitty tiny apartment costs thousands a month

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's true for a lot of people here, A lot of randoms I talk to complain about the rent

            you'll find your fembot anon don't worry 🙂
            [...]
            >i'm sorry i hope you have fun with your family and posting here regularly
            no don't be! i'm still very happy with the simple things in life like being with family or just talking to you
            >so y'all are rich mfs. also are you bilingual?
            no i'm not rich at all lol and no i barely speak spanish sadly
            [...]
            i'm doing good! how about you?

            Doing good. Tonight I'm trying not to drink and just have Gatorade and soda for once

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i made a thread like 2 days ago and drank a whole bottle of wine and passed out at like midnight... good thing no one saw it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol i should've been there to see it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't think anything interesting happened but it definitely would have been interesting if you were there

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doing good. Tonight I'm trying not to drink and just have Gatorade and soda for once
            that's good. also try to drink water too anon you still need that

            >no don't be! i'm still very happy with the simple things in life like being with family or just talking to you
            ok that's great to hear i really dont want you to feel like life is joyless and i will try my best to make it better somehow. how's your week been

            you're right and you don't have to feel like you need to make it better anon. my week has been fine i like taking walks so i've been doing that more. what have you been doing?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're right and you don't have to feel like you need to make it better anon
            i want to. it's my job
            >what have you been doing?
            for the past couple days work and gambling. honing my skills and making calculations. i would've liked to go outside somewhere tonight for a little and drive but it was kinda cold

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's my job
            it isn't !
            >for the past couple days work and gambling. honing my skills and making calculations. i would've liked to go outside somewhere tonight for a little and drive but it was kinda cold
            any big wins? also who says you can't drive when it's cold? i like when you can feel the sharp breeze on your skin and face when you're outside

            >try to drink water too anon you still need that
            yeah thanks for the reminder sometimes I forget about that. Oh also recently we were doing elbow drills in the gym and both of my elbows started bleeding on the pads, a girl said "he is all about that life" and called me bloody elbows. I feel a bit proud and will store that in my core memory folder forever lol. How goes the job search?
            >drank a whole bottle of wine and passed out at like midnight
            Holy shit, was it good wine at least? What was the brand?

            >yeah thanks for the reminder sometimes I forget about that. Oh also recently we were doing elbow drills in the gym and both of my elbows started bleeding on the pads, a girl said "he is all about that life" and called me bloody elbows. I feel a bit proud and will store that in my core memory folder forever lol.
            ouch how's it healing? you're so badass for that and i would think you're a chad for brushing it off lol. bloody elbows does sound like a good nickname too
            >How goes the job search?
            i'm still waiting to hear back and i also applied for other places too just in case i don't get this job

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it isn't !
            it is
            >any big wins?
            no i had a small win of 400 yesterday and a small loss of 400 today after being down around 1100 at one point. also i'm very excited at the prospect of it taking off and the prospect of being able to make $100+ an hour
            >also who says you can't drive when it's cold? i like when you can feel the sharp breeze on your skin and face when you're outside
            me because it's coldness makes me uncomfortable and it's 10x worse when you're driving. i like it to be around 70

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it is
            okay fine if that's what you want
            >no i had a small win of 400 yesterday and a small loss of 400 today after being down around 1100 at one point. also i'm very excited at the prospect of it taking off and the prospect of being able to make $100+ an hour
            i'm very glad that it's going well despite the small loses. i hope you can actually make decent money from all of this and live comfortably
            >me because it's coldness makes me uncomfortable and it's 10x worse when you're driving. i like it to be around 70
            you can snuggle up and wear a big coat and a scarf and still enjoy it but yeah driving might make it more inconvenient and i was thinking that you walked
            > also frick no I'm not chad I'm literally the skinniest guy there, I feel so out of place lol
            what's wrong with that? everyone starts somewhere plus all you need it a little muscle and then you're lean which is the best body type for a man tbh
            >I honestly hope they keep calling me that because I never had a nickname before and it's fulfilling a childhood want of mine to earn a nickname.
            i've never had a nickname either and wish i could get it too. it has to be organic or else it will feel forced lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            oops mean to reply to you too

            >ouch how's it healing? you're so badass for that and i would think you're a chad for brushing it off lol.
            Both are red now but I think they sealed up so I think I'm good, also frick no I'm not chad I'm literally the skinniest guy there, I feel so out of place lol, also yes I honestly hope they keep calling me that because I never had a nickname before and it's fulfilling a childhood want of mine to earn a nickname.
            >i also applied for other places too
            What other places did you apply too?
            [...]
            Based, though I always wanted to try ancient greek/roman wine

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >okay fine if that's what you want
            ok what kinds of things would make you happy
            >i'm very glad that it's going well despite the small loses.
            i mean i have averaged a good amount so far this year. side note every time my friend asks me about how it went and i say i lost today he tries to pity me and it's fricking annoying
            >i hope you can actually make decent money from all of this and live comfortably
            yes that would be nice...
            >you can snuggle up and wear a big coat and a scarf and still enjoy it but yeah driving might make it more inconvenient and i was thinking that you walked
            well that ruins the point i just think driving on a very warm night with the windows down is a peak human experience

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ok what kinds of things would make you happy
            talking to you duh
            >i mean i have averaged a good amount so far this year.
            based
            >side note every time my friend asks me about how it went and i say i lost today he tries to pity me and it's fricking annoying
            don't tell him you won cos you don't want him to think you have a lot of money also i hate when ppl pity you but just ignore it
            >yes that would be nice...
            it will happen because i already have visions of you being rich
            >well that ruins the point i just think driving on a very warm night with the windows down is a peak human experience
            obviously warm is better than cold but i still like going outside regardless of the weather. going out when it's raining is peak experience for me personally

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >talking to you duh
            <333 ok what do you wanna talk about
            >don't tell him you won cos you don't want him to think you have a lot of money also i hate when ppl pity you but just ignore it
            he kinda knows i guess and he's a trusted friend who won't do anything to betray me but he is kind of a b***h and a moron sometimes
            >it will happen because i already have visions of you being rich
            yes hopefully i can achieve 6 figures this year
            >obviously warm is better than cold but i still like going outside regardless of the weather.
            i'm just talking about driving with the windows down which i really wanna do but it sucks to do it when it's cold
            >going out when it's raining is peak experience for me personally
            i agree i don't like getting rained on but i like sitting under a roof and enjoying the rain

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >then you're lean which is the best body type for a man tbh
            Motivation gained, thanks lol
            >i've never had a nickname either and wish i could get it too. it has to be organic or else it will feel forced lol
            You never had a childhood nickname or anything like that? None from family?
            Oh and also doesn't amazon have the cope cages? Are you sure you want to deal with that? Fast food might be ok because then you could just chill out at a not as popular chain and do nothing lol or at least that's what I see with some

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Motivation gained, thanks lol
            yes stay motivated and don't give up 🙂
            >You never had a childhood nickname or anything like that? None from family?
            not really but i do get teased by some family members and my friends when i was in school because i do this weird thing sometimes where i tilt my head forward to listen better so they imitate me sometimes as a joke lol
            >Oh and also doesn't amazon have the cope cages? Are you sure you want to deal with that?
            what's that? i honestly was only considering it because an extended family member used to work there but i don't know what to expect working in an environment like that
            >ast food might be ok because then you could just chill out at a not as popular chain and do nothing lol or at least that's what I see with some
            i only applied to the popular chains as those were closest to me ugh

            >talking to you duh
            <333 ok what do you wanna talk about
            >don't tell him you won cos you don't want him to think you have a lot of money also i hate when ppl pity you but just ignore it
            he kinda knows i guess and he's a trusted friend who won't do anything to betray me but he is kind of a b***h and a moron sometimes
            >it will happen because i already have visions of you being rich
            yes hopefully i can achieve 6 figures this year
            >obviously warm is better than cold but i still like going outside regardless of the weather.
            i'm just talking about driving with the windows down which i really wanna do but it sucks to do it when it's cold
            >going out when it's raining is peak experience for me personally
            i agree i don't like getting rained on but i like sitting under a roof and enjoying the rain

            ><333 ok what do you wanna talk about
            hmm maybe music? if you have anything to share pls do since i always like listening to them
            >he kinda knows i guess and he's a trusted friend who won't do anything to betray me but he is kind of a b***h and a moron sometimes
            well we all have that friend who's a little moronic and lacks social awareness. you should learn to appreciate him for that
            >yes hopefully i can achieve 6 figures this year
            i hope so too
            >i'm just talking about driving with the windows down which i really wanna do but it sucks to do it when it's cold
            whenever it's cold i like sticking my head out the window like a dog if someone is driving which is kind of childish but it's one of the best feelings if you're going fast lol
            >i agree i don't like getting rained on but i like sitting under a roof and enjoying the rain
            getting rained on is the best part wdym?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hmm maybe music? if you have anything to share pls do since i always like listening to them
            uh not really i'm sorry the body of music i've listened to is pretty small. here's a video game with some good metal music

            >whenever it's cold i like sticking my head out the window like a dog if someone is driving which is kind of childish but it's one of the best feelings if you're going fast lol
            ok you're frickin weird
            >getting rained on is the best part wdym?
            it sucks and i hate having wet clothes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >uh not really i'm sorry the body of music i've listened to is pretty small. here's a video game with some good metal music
            no that's fine i like some metal too
            >ok you're frickin weird
            i never said i wasn't
            >it sucks and i hate having wet clothes
            boo you're no fun

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i never said i wasn't
            true... ok enough about the weather

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yes stay motivated and don't give up 🙂
            I WILL learn how to fight like Joel and I WILL throw overhand right punches at bandits god damnit T_T rn I just have scruffy short hair but frick I need to grow it out long like him
            >i do this weird thing sometimes where i tilt my head forward
            Fellow t-rex sloucher I see, very wholesome lol
            >i only applied to the popular chains as those were closest to me ugh
            Apply to the "bad" food places, theres still time!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I WILL learn how to fight like Joel and I WILL throw overhand right punches at bandits
            that's the spirit!!
            >I just have scruffy short hair but frick I need to grow it out long like him
            short scruffy hair is fine but if you want the full joel experience then grow it out! at least you don't have the broccoli zoomer hair lol
            >Fellow t-rex sloucher I see, very wholesome lol
            i thank the years wasted behind the screen
            >Apply to the "bad" food places, theres still time!
            you're right i should idk why i'm acting like it's too late

            >i never said i wasn't
            true... ok enough about the weather

            ok what do you want to talk about instead i hate being the one who has to think of smth

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ok what do you want to talk about instead i hate being the one who has to think of smth
            the topic of this thread! oh and our drunk friend from the one thread is back and has been reading these threads for months. apparently i've become a spectacle

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the topic of this thread!
            of needing a wife?
            >h and our drunk friend from the one thread is back and has been reading these threads for months. apparently i've become a spectacle
            which drunk one? there was like 2 or 3 weird guys i spoke with on your threads. also wtf ppl read these threads but don't bother partaking in it?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >of needing a wife?
            uh yeah i don't know where i was going with that actually...
            >which drunk one?
            there was only 1 this guy here

            maybe you're a different drunk guy? i'm talking about this thread
            https://desuarchive.org/NSFFW/thread/76914567/#76914567

            >also wtf ppl read these threads but don't bother partaking in it?
            yeah they come by and drop me strange messages

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >then grow it out!
            Hmmm I might give it a shot but I don't think it'll work out
            >i thank the years wasted behind the screen
            Same
            >i'm acting like it's too late
            It's never too late!!! Never give up!!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hmmm I might give it a shot but I don't think it'll work out
            why wouldn't it? you just need a simple but dedicated hair care routine
            >It's never too late!!! Never give up!!
            likewise i feel like we both need some motivation in our lives lol

            >of needing a wife?
            uh yeah i don't know where i was going with that actually...
            >which drunk one?
            there was only 1 this guy here [...]
            >also wtf ppl read these threads but don't bother partaking in it?
            yeah they come by and drop me strange messages

            >uh yeah i don't know where i was going with that actually...
            no say what you were gonna say don't back down now
            >there was only 1 this guy here

            maybe you're a different drunk guy? i'm talking about this thread


            https://desuarchive.org/NSFFW/thread/76914567/#76914567
            lmao wtf
            >yeah they come by and drop me strange messages
            they see this as some kind of entertainment when it's just me trying to make connections in this lonely world 🙁

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no say what you were gonna say don't back down now
            lol i really didn't know where i was going with that now are you expecting a proposal
            >they see this as some kind of entertainment when it's just me trying to make connections in this lonely world 🙁
            aw you're sweet and maybe that's why they're interested

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why wouldn't it?
            I never take care of it, I shower at night and hope to god it looks good the next morning, sometimes it looks baller and sometimes it looks awkward as shit. longer hair requires more effort and I don't have the discipline for that lol Do you take care of your hair with a routine?
            >likewise i feel like we both need some motivation in our lives lol
            Amen anon amen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I never take care of it, I shower at night and hope to god it looks good the next morning, sometimes it looks baller and sometimes it looks awkward as shit. longer hair requires more effort and I don't have the discipline for that lol Do you take care of your hair with a routine?
            you can always start! it's difficult but worth it. i have curly hair so it's a bit more harder to maintain and washing it daily can damage it since it gets super dry so i always oil it. i just use basic shampoo and conditioner tho and i don't have too much of a complicated routine

            Dude, I am genuinely begging you to do this. I spent the last hour crying and feeling miserable because of something that happened to me and I am starting back up right now and I need to feel like I did something good for once. I would really appreciate if you did that.

            why what happened? anon i'm not trying to make you feel bad sorry if you feel like that. i still have a reluctance and i thought i already explained before

            >this is going to make me disappear from these threads i swear...
            please don't joke about that...
            >oh i'm not but i was going to listen to your points about why but no i'm totally not expecting anything!
            well i just don't see any point in the future with wife tbh and uhhh what do you mean
            >i'm not even talking to them tho
            i mean they like watching and cheering for us

            >please don't joke about that...
            to hide from them tho not from you
            >well i just don't see any point in the future with wife
            you're right you deserve your based tradwife who'll give you many children while you go to work on your farm
            > what do you mean
            oh nothing
            >i mean they like watching and cheering for us
            what do you mean cheering for us? i'd prefer if they didn't see all of this but what can u do

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why what happened?
            I hadn't talked to a friend in two months and I just talked to them today and they are living a completely normal life while I can't even feel happy anymore. The knowledge that people can easily move on while I remain clinging on to things is absolutely horrible.
            >anon i'm not trying to make you feel bad sorry if you feel like that.
            It is not your fault, I really just wish you would do this. I can see why you would be reluctant and anxious to do it, but it would make me feel at least a little better if I got something good to happen.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I hadn't talked to a friend in two months and I just talked to them today and they are living a completely normal life while I can't even feel happy anymore. The knowledge that people can easily move on while I remain clinging on to things is absolutely horrible.
            aw please don't feel bad about that because we can't control everything. i'm a loser so just know you aren't alone in feeling like this
            >It is not your fault, I really just wish you would do this. I can see why you would be reluctant and anxious to do it, but it would make me feel at least a little better if I got something good to happen.
            well i still talk to OP and i might eventually do it. it's already good talking to him tho but i see what you mean

            >to hide from them tho not from you
            i still wouldn't be able to talk to you if you disappeared...
            >oh nothing
            i doubt it please explain
            >i'd prefer if they didn't see all of this but what can u do
            why not

            >i still wouldn't be able to talk to you if you disappeared...
            what if we do some kind of coded message in other threads?
            >i doubt it please explain
            well i was expecting you to offer us to immediately elope but since you didn't i got sad like wtf anon i expected better from you!
            >why not
            cos this is a conversation between us

            >you can always start! it's difficult but worth it.
            Thats true, also I know you call that not complicated but that's pretty complicated to me, I've only ever just shampooed my hair. also curly hair is hot, nice.
            Also sadly I have to disappear for the night, good luck to you all *phases through wall*

            >also curly hair is hot
            aw thanks haha
            goodnight anon i'll see you around! 🙂

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Likely not as much of a loser as I am, but this isn't my pity party, it's your thread and the other guy's thread. I have been thinking about you two for the whole time since the last one of these threads I saw. I am still going to nag you each time I see one of these threads, but hopefully I will feel at least 1% less horrible the next time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have been thinking about you two for the whole time since the last one of these threads I saw
            wtf why

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have been waiting to see if you actually did contactgay after I went to bed. I don't remember how long ago that was or if you have made threads since then, but you have been on the back of my mind because I want other people to be happy even if I cannot be.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are a good guy, i can relate with you in feeling like i'm more sensitive about losing connections to people than they are. these threads are kind of a substitute to contactgayging for now but i think it will happen soon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope so, because I want to at least accomplish something.

            >I will not stop until you contactgay on Discord. Then, at least, I will have accomplished something, even if it may not fully work out.
            you're fully dedicated to this huh
            >It's not, nobody cares about me so it is all right. You are probably all right.
            i do! now vent away pls i wanna hear it
            [...]
            >you are a very slow thinker
            i mean don't you make the thread to talk to the other anons too?
            >i'm sorry you sound disappointed
            no i'm never disappointed don't worry anon 🙂
            >um something like that idk you'll have to ask them
            i would but they're lurking and not saying anything!

            >you're fully dedicated to this huh
            Let a miserable autist have his vices.
            >i do! now vent away pls i wanna hear it
            Maybe another time, I don't really want to cry more tonight since I have been mini-crying since the full crying for an hour.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Let a miserable autist have his vices.
            ok ok fair i'll let you
            >Maybe another time, I don't really want to cry more tonight since I have been mini-crying since the full crying for an hour.
            aw i'm sorry you feel like that. you should just let all of your emotions come out since that will make you feel better and have weight lifted off your shoulders

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I probably won't tonight. I don't feel like sleeping at all, so I am probably just going to watch YouTube for the rest of the night. See you in the next thread.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >im more sensitive about losing connections to people than they are
            i would feel terrible if we didn't speak again that's why i come here anon
            >i very obviously make them to talk to you and the australian girl which i've said before
            ugh i know i know
            >lol wtf you just said you were expecting me to wanna elope with you and i can't even tell if it's a joke
            half joking but realistically it's not like i can just run away with you. you also said you want kids which i don't
            >they do say things sometimes though like this guy right here you can ask him
            he's a cool anon lol

            I probably won't tonight. I don't feel like sleeping at all, so I am probably just going to watch YouTube for the rest of the night. See you in the next thread.

            i hope you feel better anon and try to drink water as it will help. i'll see you in the next thread too and goodnight

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i would feel terrible if we didn't speak again that's why i come here anon
            i know i'm not talking about you when i say that
            >half joking but realistically it's not like i can just run away with you.
            ok that's really sweet that you're only half joking then
            >you also said you want kids which i don't
            AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i know i'm not talking about you when i say that
            oh ok i was just making sure
            >ok that's really sweet that you're only half joking then
            all of my jokes have some truth to them fr
            >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
            well what can you do? i've already talked about that with you lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >all of my jokes have some truth to them fr
            me too actually i'm not sure i've ever even told a joke. it would be nice though
            >well what can you do? i've already talked about that with you lol
            uh idk i just avoid thinking about it...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >me too actually i'm not sure i've ever even told a joke. it would be nice though
            on here or irl? i'm sure you've told some before and they were pretty funny
            >uh idk i just avoid thinking about it...
            you can't avoid such important things though...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >on here or irl? i'm sure you've told some before and they were pretty funny
            almost all my jokes are like me being serious but i word it in a funny and strange way
            >you can't avoid such important things though...
            you're right, i think i can babytrap you somehow

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >almost all my jokes are like me being serious but i word it in a funny and strange way
            that's literally my type of humor
            >you're right, i think i can babytrap you somehow
            women are the ones who usually babytrap but a man doing that would just be evil 🙁

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >women are the ones who usually babytrap but a man doing that would just be evil 🙁
            why's that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            well it's actually not any less worse but there's just something more sinister about the guy doing that but plan b is always an option

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i see. gn

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn why so abrupt gn i guess

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry do you wanna talk more

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no i know it's super late for you so i don't want to keep you up!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok. i looooooooooove you *smooch*

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i love u too anon goodnight and go to bed! i'm glad you aren't staying up late 🙂

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Likely not as much of a loser as I am
            what's so much of a loser about you? this thread for anyone so if you want to vent you can anon
            >I am still going to nag you each time I see one of these threads, but hopefully I will feel at least 1% less horrible the next time.
            that's fine lol i will still think about it but don't feel bad if nothing works out in the end
            >no thanks i like this better actually what if you made a discord acc
            i feel bad that you have to make these threads but i'll still think about it 🙁
            >wow that's crazy um i'm sorry but i do think of it
            no that's fine anon lol
            >maybe there is something for them to learn from it and that's alright
            well this board is mostly incel types so i guess they learn how to talk to a woman?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            also mean u too

            >what if we do some kind of coded message in other threads?
            no thanks i like this better actually what if you made a discord acc
            >well i was expecting you to offer us to immediately elope but since you didn't i got sad like wtf anon i expected better from you!
            wow that's crazy um i'm sorry but i do think of it
            >cos this is a conversation between us
            maybe there is something for them to learn from it and that's alright

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what's so much of a loser about you? this thread for anyone so if you want to vent you can anon
            It's not, nobody cares about me so it is all right. You are probably all right.
            >don't feel bad if nothing works out in the end
            I will not stop until you contactgay on Discord. Then, at least, I will have accomplished something, even if it may not fully work out.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I will not stop until you contactgay on Discord. Then, at least, I will have accomplished something, even if it may not fully work out.
            you're fully dedicated to this huh
            >It's not, nobody cares about me so it is all right. You are probably all right.
            i do! now vent away pls i wanna hear it

            >i feel bad that you have to make these threads but i'll still think about it 🙁
            you are a very slow thinker
            >no that's fine anon lol
            i'm sorry you sound disappointed
            >well this board is mostly incel types so i guess they learn how to talk to a woman?
            um something like that idk you'll have to ask them

            >you are a very slow thinker
            i mean don't you make the thread to talk to the other anons too?
            >i'm sorry you sound disappointed
            no i'm never disappointed don't worry anon 🙂
            >um something like that idk you'll have to ask them
            i would but they're lurking and not saying anything!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i mean don't you make the thread to talk to the other anons too?
            i very obviously make them to talk to you and the australian girl which i've said before
            >no i'm never disappointed don't worry anon 🙂
            lol wtf you just said you were expecting me to wanna elope with you and i can't even tell if it's a joke
            >i would but they're lurking and not saying anything!
            they do say things sometimes though like this guy right here you can ask him

            I hope so, because I want to at least accomplish something.
            [...]
            >you're fully dedicated to this huh
            Let a miserable autist have his vices.
            >i do! now vent away pls i wanna hear it
            Maybe another time, I don't really want to cry more tonight since I have been mini-crying since the full crying for an hour.

            please feel better sir i think you've done a good thing for us

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i feel bad that you have to make these threads but i'll still think about it 🙁
            you are a very slow thinker
            >no that's fine anon lol
            i'm sorry you sound disappointed
            >well this board is mostly incel types so i guess they learn how to talk to a woman?
            um something like that idk you'll have to ask them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what if we do some kind of coded message in other threads?
            no thanks i like this better actually what if you made a discord acc
            >well i was expecting you to offer us to immediately elope but since you didn't i got sad like wtf anon i expected better from you!
            wow that's crazy um i'm sorry but i do think of it
            >cos this is a conversation between us
            maybe there is something for them to learn from it and that's alright

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >to hide from them tho not from you
            i still wouldn't be able to talk to you if you disappeared...
            >oh nothing
            i doubt it please explain
            >i'd prefer if they didn't see all of this but what can u do
            why not

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you can always start! it's difficult but worth it.
            Thats true, also I know you call that not complicated but that's pretty complicated to me, I've only ever just shampooed my hair. also curly hair is hot, nice.
            Also sadly I have to disappear for the night, good luck to you all *phases through wall*

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ouch how's it healing? you're so badass for that and i would think you're a chad for brushing it off lol.
            Both are red now but I think they sealed up so I think I'm good, also frick no I'm not chad I'm literally the skinniest guy there, I feel so out of place lol, also yes I honestly hope they keep calling me that because I never had a nickname before and it's fulfilling a childhood want of mine to earn a nickname.
            >i also applied for other places too
            What other places did you apply too?

            >Holy shit, was it good wine at least? What was the brand?
            no clue i think all of it tastes the same and i just get whatever has more than 13% alcohol

            Based, though I always wanted to try ancient greek/roman wine

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What other places did you apply too?
            idk why my reply didn't show but i applied to retail stores and fast food as well as an amazon warehouse

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >try to drink water too anon you still need that
            yeah thanks for the reminder sometimes I forget about that. Oh also recently we were doing elbow drills in the gym and both of my elbows started bleeding on the pads, a girl said "he is all about that life" and called me bloody elbows. I feel a bit proud and will store that in my core memory folder forever lol. How goes the job search?
            >drank a whole bottle of wine and passed out at like midnight
            Holy shit, was it good wine at least? What was the brand?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Holy shit, was it good wine at least? What was the brand?
            no clue i think all of it tastes the same and i just get whatever has more than 13% alcohol

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a man ever get married I'll never know. Even cohabitation is dangerous, you could be on the hook simply for living together. Women bring so much risk into a man's life its unreal. It should be legal to sue a woman for all the complications she brings. I don't even know what's worse, the financial damages or the mental and emotional trauma.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk what trauma you experienced but i will never be gay and i will always desire to live happily with my wife

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait until you settle for a chick that's pretty cool and not bad looking and then she bloats up and you stop getting a boner when she's naked

    then you decide if you want to throw away a decade with a loyal woman who loves you because you want to frick a skinny girl
    there are worse things than being alone

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every married normalgay I know seems miserable. It's probably nice for like 2-3 years after which the passion dies and you become like two housemates. It's even worse if you have kids.

    I don't see the point of marriage from a male perspective. In my country you don't even get tax benefits. You just tie yourself to a decaying foid who will give you boring sex once a month and will overall cost you much more than an escort. And if you want out, you might lose half of what you have, along with the emotional toll.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok you can live like that but it's not for me

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a shit day and I will never be loved by anyone so please tell me you contacted that girl on Discord. I have been waiting every single day to ask you this. You're that one guy that posted the suit meme frog that I was nagging to try to get you to contactgay with someone else, right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow look there's another one!!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you or did you not... I feel horrible and it would make me feel 1% better if you did.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no she's right here you can talk to her about it

          >Hmmm I might give it a shot but I don't think it'll work out
          why wouldn't it? you just need a simple but dedicated hair care routine
          >It's never too late!!! Never give up!!
          likewise i feel like we both need some motivation in our lives lol
          [...]
          >uh yeah i don't know where i was going with that actually...
          no say what you were gonna say don't back down now
          >there was only 1 this guy here [...]
          lmao wtf
          >yeah they come by and drop me strange messages
          they see this as some kind of entertainment when it's just me trying to make connections in this lonely world 🙁

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is going to make me disappear from these threads i swear...

      >no say what you were gonna say don't back down now
      lol i really didn't know where i was going with that now are you expecting a proposal
      >they see this as some kind of entertainment when it's just me trying to make connections in this lonely world 🙁
      aw you're sweet and maybe that's why they're interested

      >lol i really didn't know where i was going with that now are you expecting a proposal
      oh i'm not but i was going to listen to your points about why but no i'm totally not expecting anything!
      >aw you're sweet and maybe that's why they're interested
      i'm not even talking to them tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, I am genuinely begging you to do this. I spent the last hour crying and feeling miserable because of something that happened to me and I am starting back up right now and I need to feel like I did something good for once. I would really appreciate if you did that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          listen, can i call you lil bro? you've done a great thing but you probably don't understand

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't understand what? I don't see why you couldn't just create an account for one person. I am literally begging for you to do this so I can feel like I have accomplished something.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think you've changed how we see each other in a good way

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is going to make me disappear from these threads i swear...
        please don't joke about that...
        >oh i'm not but i was going to listen to your points about why but no i'm totally not expecting anything!
        well i just don't see any point in the future with wife tbh and uhhh what do you mean
        >i'm not even talking to them tho
        i mean they like watching and cheering for us

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh its one these threads where every gives long detailed responses
    not reading all that am leavening

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no hymen no diamond
    sneed

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls dont like me and im afraid of them

    No life it is...

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