Okay femanon. Describe ypur ideal robot bf. What's your type? >important traits. >bonus points.

Okay femanon. Describe ypur ideal robot bf. What's your type?
>important traits
>bonus points.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fill a fembot up with my cum

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no girl will ever want a depressed autistic underweight shut in neet boy with no other friends or anything to take attention away from them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >depressed
      >neet
      If you take care of these things and develop a personality that makes you at least a little enjoyable to be around,I'm sure you would find someone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lmao just bootstrap yourself, anon. Sure your life circumstances may have led to you being stuck like that, but just fix all of your crippling issues and you can be happy (:
        NTA but wow, so stunning and intelligent. What thoughtful advice from a normalBlack person.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NTA but wow, so stunning and intelligent. What thoughtful advice from a normalBlack person.
          If that's how you take what I said, you will remain alone and resentful and it'll be your fault.
          I didn't say he should just become happy.
          But depression doesn't have to be your entire identity nor an excuse to be completely useless. I didn't say he should becime a normie, I said he should try to be pleasant to bearound instead of moping all the time and sucking the life out anyone within a 10 mile radius.
          Keep seething about "muh society" while you rot alone. Nobody will ever care and you'll have your head so far uo your own ass you won't be able to even fathom that you may be wrong.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You telling a shut-in autist to just fix his life is piss poor advice. Not to mention how prejudicial you're being in assuming all he can do is suck the fun out of things and just be unpleasant. You're the unpleasant one here, giving advice no one solicited and judging others. It's funny you think my head is up my ass, not too self aware, are you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but if the only thing anon talks about is being depressed (the Keliyah Ogi approach) then nobody will want to talk to him. If he is depressed but doesn't feel the need to talk about it all the time then he will be more likable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women love depressed men because they're so submissive and it feeds into their "I can fix him" attitude tho

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is only if you are an attractive Chad. If you aren't, then being depressed and talking about it a lot is genuine kryptonite for women, unless you're talking to a depressed autist.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Personality rarely to never matters for females either way. It doesn't matter how "likable" you are. They will never truly love you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This ugly four eyed jackass that has an unlikable and curmudgeonly personality I know somehow has an amazing GF. They have been together for 6 years. I don't know how he did it since they are nothing alike. It's about being in the right place at the right time.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus what the hell is so bad about his personality?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He acts annoyingly curmudgeonly around every one else and acts like he is "too good" for some things. I don't know how they even have anything in common since he has the normiest interests possible and she is kind and compassionate and has deeper interests. If you can't tell, I'm a little jealous of him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >acts like he is "too good" for some things
            Is he one of those moronic virtue signalers?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is he one of those moronic virtue signalers?
            Yeah, from my interactions with him he comes off as one. Genuinely do NOT know what they have in common and it bugs me since if I had been first she probably would have been my GF.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly just move on at this point. Women are plentiful and theres other ones that dont already have shitty virtue signaling boyfriends. Don't expect to find one thats a good person tho

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can't move on just yet. I need to tell her on the off chance that something could happen, but I am too scared to.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont want to be the demoralizer here but nothing'll happen. You said shes been with him for 6 years. You'll embarrass yourself and she'll laugh it off with her boyfriend before forgetting it even happened, like a WOMAN

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know that's exactly what is going to happen, but it's at least worth a try, no?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really but good luck. And sick digits. Maybe they're a positive sign. Im usually a jackass in these situations but I'll be an optimist for once so I can get into heaven

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really doubt that all he talks about is how depressed he is. Depression is one of the issues he listed off and he was talking about giving attention. It isn't my place to speculate how he acts from a single line of greentext though.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt that is all he talks about as well, but if you let depression be a big part of your personality and be who you are then people aren't gonna want to be around you. It's all right to be depressed and to talk about it with people you care about, even your future GF, just don't make it be something that you talk about a lot.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just fix his life
            You're projecting.
            Literally all i said is that he should find something to do, there's nothing getting in the way of that but himself. And to try to make himself enjoyable to be around. That's hardly "fixing his life". I just said he shouldn't make his depression his core personality trait.
            You do ha e your head up your own ass, because you cannot read what I said at face value, you think I'm saying the same shit sime twitter moron would. I'm not.
            >judging
            Again, projection. I didn't judge him, I judged you. What I said was in support, but you are so resentful and insecure that you can't take any form of advice or criticism as anything other than a personal attack.
            >You're the unpleasant one here
            Again, what I said was in support, you're the kne who took a comment that wasn't even directed at you personally, and decided to start throwing insults for no reason.
            >assuming.
            The first thing he listed about himself was that he's depressed. Nothing wrong with having depression, but if that's the 1st thing you can say about yourself, on top of being a neet, it probably means you sit around moping or too hopeless to even try to be just a little bit happy.
            Even then, what he said was probably in kind of a joking tone, and my reply was trying to contradict the self-deprecating tone of his post.
            Need me to keep explaining why you're moronic or is that enough?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're projecting.
            What do you think not being a NEET and depressed entails, anon? You're telling him to get a solid career(which means fixing his issues and becoming desirable as an employee) and to overcome whatever baggage he has.
            >more projection shit and a wall of text that reads like pompous, pseud garbage
            Get over yourself, anon.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said he shouldn't be depressed. You keep coming back at this. Despite me telling you that's not what I said. Can you be more daft? I don't think it'd be possible.
            I said he should do something. Get a hobby, find a part time, low level job, try to force a bit of a more possitive look on things.
            >which means fixing his issues and becoming desirable as an employee
            Literally all you have to do to get an entry level job is be able bodied and ask for it. You don't need to get rid of all of your problems.

            >Get over yourself, anon.
            Also said
            >uhh society is what causes his problems
            >uhh le baggage (implying it's a valid excuse)
            >noooooooo you can't work and be depressed you HAVE to be a full on normie to perfom basic functions
            Keep projecting.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have an issue with putting words in my mouth and losing track of the topic at hand. Maybe stop trying to read people like Sherlock Holmes from a line of greentext, anon. Since you were so fond of giving random people dumb advice, here's some for you: Brevity is the soul of wit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't try to read him.
            I did that to you.
            >everything else
            Massive homosexual.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you need to tell yourself, anon. Try to act more like an adult in the future.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What thoughtful advice from a normalBlack person.
            >Try to act more like an adult in the future.
            Lol
            Lmao even

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you can't understand why giving unsolicited advice is stupid and how you're childing for throwing a tantrum when someone ridiculed you for it. You'll get over it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tantrum
            I just called you moronic
            >why giving unsolicited advice is stupid
            If only that was your initial critique. Instead of "normalBlack person"
            Quit acting like you're mature, anon. It's quite pathetic. Especially when all of your previous posts are here on display.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You called me moronic with several paragraphs of cope.
            >taking issue with being called out for normalBlack person behavior
            You don't belong on this board or website, clearly. R*ddit might be more your style, they like writing up long paragraphs of useless shit and reading too much into things.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >of cope.
            Over what?
            issue with being called out for normalBlack person behavior
            I wasn't offended at that. I legitimately think your perspective is moronic. So I told you.
            >belong
            I know you said I shouldn't try reading you, but you make it way too easy. You sound like an edgy 14yo.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You assumed my perspective and also managed to out yourself as a newbie. Congratz, you really do belong on r*ddit. The "You don't belong here, try [X]" thing is a long-standing gag on this site. Have a good night, newbie.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >find a part time, low level job
            >force a bit of a more possitive look on things
            Uhhh, anon, that might be the wrong path to the effect you wish for.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think I'm enjoyable to be around when I'm actually around people which is never, I don't wear depression on my sleeve, but it's never going away, been stuck with it for 2 decades, it's not the normie type of depression.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think I'm enjoyable to be around when I'm actually around people which is never, I don't wear depression on my sleeve, but it's never going away, been stuck with it for 2 decades, it's not the normie type of depression.
          That's okay then.
          You can probably find a way to meet people. I know it's hard being a neet, but forcing yourself into a situation where you're around some people might help out.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, still just working on the first step which is being able to go outside without freaking out and getting some energy and strength back by exercising

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's good, anon. I'm in the same spot.
            I go to college, which has made being around people a common occurrence, but I still freak out and can't last more than 2 hours outside.
            You can do it tho. I believe in you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      underweight? hi

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay femanon. Describe ypur ideal robot bf. What's your type?
    Chad
    traits
    Chad
    points.
    Chad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turbo virgin loser hands typed that post.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks it isn't true
        Coping hands typed this post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to give you a mental exercise here. If you were in alone in a room with two men, and one was taller and well endowed, what would you chose? And don't use the better personality cop out because in this scenerio they both have a good personality.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The shorter and less endowed one

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uh-huh. Care to explain why? Aside from trying to prove me wrong?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow this is literally me.
      Will you be my gf?

      traits
      funny, taller than me, emotionally available, semi-aligns with me politically, kind, not overly attached to his family, good in bed, capable of appreciating the arts
      points.
      in shape, ambitious career path, can cook, has cute hobbies, good sense of fashion, open to freaky sex shit

      Oh wow this is literally me.
      Will you be my gf?

      >can run a mile in under 10 minutes
      >literate
      >no transmittable diseases
      >no genetic disorders
      >not a groomer
      >doesn't live with parents (bonus)

      Oh wow this is literally me.
      Will you be my gf?

      My, my, looking for a guy, guy
      I don't want him too shy
      But he's gotta have the qualities that I like in a man:
      Strong, smart, affectionate
      He's gotta be all for me
      And I'll be too, you see happily

      Maybe we'll meet at a bar
      He'll drive a funky car
      Maybe we'll meet at a club
      And fall so deeply in love
      He'll tell me I'm the one
      And we'll have so much fun
      I'll be the girl of his dreams, maybe

      Oh wow this is literally me.
      Will you be my gf?

      >important traits
      plays video games
      will play cute coop games or toxic pvp games with me
      will stay up until silly o clock with me when we can
      low bodycount if any
      has a job or studys
      will lead in the relationship but lets me lead sometimes
      taller than me by 4 inches
      not obese
      lives near me, less than 3 hours travel
      >bonus points
      not ugly
      can cook
      has a cat

      Oh wow this is literally me.
      Will you be my gf?

      Big wieners always get me. I would worship it like a god and rub it all over my c**t but no penetration just worship

      Oh wow this is literally me.
      Will you be my gf?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao incredibly basado. femcels wya??? my /w max stats man needs u

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    traits
    funny, taller than me, emotionally available, semi-aligns with me politically, kind, not overly attached to his family, good in bed, capable of appreciating the arts
    points.
    in shape, ambitious career path, can cook, has cute hobbies, good sense of fashion, open to freaky sex shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how t all are you femnon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good in bed
      That disqualifies most of this website, you got to lower your standards a bit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >important traits
      plays video games
      will play cute coop games or toxic pvp games with me
      will stay up until silly o clock with me when we can
      low bodycount if any
      has a job or studys
      will lead in the relationship but lets me lead sometimes
      taller than me by 4 inches
      not obese
      lives near me, less than 3 hours travel
      >bonus points
      not ugly
      can cook
      has a cat

      needs to be tall, but not scarily tall
      needs to be rich, good house
      needs to be attractive, but not an butthole
      cant be a frickboy, nice personality
      (im an actual femanon btw)

      Im 5 foot 3 but I think Im tall enough to date you guys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick what a fricking leader

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no please have a nice day ew

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They hated Jesus because he told them the truth
          orignal

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have fun being alone forever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See anons, you only have to be:
      >*list the length of a fricking papyrus roll*
      and you'll get an amazing self-absorbed attention prostitute cow who posts on a board for male loners.

      It's so fricking easy!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not overly attached to his family
      what the frick is this one? this isn't a real woman posting this but what is this meant to achieve? make people who have a family that care feel left out? ...how? they have a family?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can run a mile in under 10 minutes
    >literate
    >no transmittable diseases
    >no genetic disorders
    >not a groomer
    >doesn't live with parents (bonus)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can probably do all of that. Though I might have a high proclivity to getting cancer.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My, my, looking for a guy, guy
    I don't want him too shy
    But he's gotta have the qualities that I like in a man:
    Strong, smart, affectionate
    He's gotta be all for me
    And I'll be too, you see happily

    Maybe we'll meet at a bar
    He'll drive a funky car
    Maybe we'll meet at a club
    And fall so deeply in love
    He'll tell me I'm the one
    And we'll have so much fun
    I'll be the girl of his dreams, maybe

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >important traits
    plays video games
    will play cute coop games or toxic pvp games with me
    will stay up until silly o clock with me when we can
    low bodycount if any
    has a job or studys
    will lead in the relationship but lets me lead sometimes
    taller than me by 4 inches
    not obese
    lives near me, less than 3 hours travel
    >bonus points
    not ugly
    can cook
    has a cat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meet most of these except I don't know your location and don't have a cat and only cook occasionally uwu

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >less than 3 hours travel
        from where?

        im in scotland

        >taller than me by 4 inches
        That seems pretty specific. How tall are you?

        5ft 4 and a bit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in London but I dont really match what you want.
          I failed these
          >has a job or studies
          >will lead relationship
          >can cook
          >has a cat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do you live in london when not studying or have a job? parents?

            Yeah sorry my mom's scottish and I have it on good authority that I shouldn't move there. Hopefully you find a someone femanon.

            but im ginger

            that's literally me minus the cat I'm in the netherlands
            Let's go

            it takes 4 hours to get to london for me. let alone to netherlands

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            live with my mum and also autismbucks

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats fair me too lol but im losing my govbucks soon cos bullshit

            >but im ginger
            No soul.
            Do you have big boobies?

            kinda. my bras are 36C but it fluctuates with period. theyre mostly fat so if i lost some chub theyre shrink i bet. tho my mums breasts are much bigger

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            are u virgin
            Do u shave
            would u swallow
            would u do anal
            What's your sexdrive
            what's your craziest kink
            How fast do u cum

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >least down bad robot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk how to navigate the benefits bs honestly my mum is a professional at it though that's the reason I get anything in the first place, why are you losing it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but im ginger
            No soul.
            Do you have big boobies?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            a plane to Amsterdam is what one and a half hour?
            be mine rn and game with me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i mean thats pretty quick thinking about it but im a pussy. tell me about urself

            are u virgin
            Do u shave
            would u swallow
            would u do anal
            What's your sexdrive
            what's your craziest kink
            How fast do u cum

            no
            sometimes
            no comment

            idk how to navigate the benefits bs honestly my mum is a professional at it though that's the reason I get anything in the first place, why are you losing it?

            because i quit jobs with not a good reason.

            >but im ginger
            Yeah but I know what Scottish food tastes like. You can't fool me. I've had enough haggis at Christmas dinners when I was a kid and I don't intend to have any more.

            i quite like haggis nowadays. as a kid i hated it. but i mainly have fish or sheppards pie.

            [...]
            [...]
            Im 5 foot 3 but I think Im tall enough to date you guys

            elaborate

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            at least you can get jobs I guess, I'd probably quit within a week if I got one, don't need a reason to not like working
            anyway good luck I'm not going to try to get you to add me because I'm not actually interested in having a girlfriend at the moment lmao good night

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not a virgin
            nvm I'm not interested

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but i mainly have fish or sheppards pie.
            Shepherd's pie is OK but I honestly I think world war 2 fricked the entire UK's ability to have decent food. You guys boil everything into oblivion there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tell me about urself
            no ur not a virgin nvm
            Tfw no euro fembots that are nice and pure

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but im ginger
            Yeah but I know what Scottish food tastes like. You can't fool me. I've had enough haggis at Christmas dinners when I was a kid and I don't intend to have any more.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah sorry my mom's scottish and I have it on good authority that I shouldn't move there. Hopefully you find a someone femanon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm german, I make enough money to visit scottland like every 2-3 months, scottish accents are cute as frick, if you're not vaxxed(tm) and want kids someday I'll date you.
          I'm kinda PTSD ridden & suffer from savant syndrome hence I'm here but total trophy hubby otherwise, I promise. We can play Dota 2 all night.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >im in scotland
          Glasgow by chance?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taller than me by 4 inches
      That seems pretty specific. How tall are you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less than 3 hours travel
      from where?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's literally me minus the cat I'm in the netherlands
      Let's go

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can buy a cat and get back into vidya. If you move in with me we're less than three hours apart. America has open borders and illegals get free gibs, so I'll pay the airfare to Mexico, cook, and pick you up on the border in Texas, you just pay me back in food stamps. Don't even bother packing clothes, I'll get you new ones that I like. By the time we're even we're either planning the wedding or I already called ICE because you're super messy or were mean to me.
      I'm responding because you said you're a ginger.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big wieners always get me. I would worship it like a god and rub it all over my c**t but no penetration just worship

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you aren't fooling anyone Blaine

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who am I fooling? Blaine? I dont know him unless he got a big wiener

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    needs to be tall, but not scarily tall
    needs to be rich, good house
    needs to be attractive, but not an butthole
    cant be a frickboy, nice personality
    (im an actual femanon btw)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im rly into soft/fat guys
    nerdy with long-ish curly hair.. glasses and having the same stupid interests as me

    just need a fat guy to lay on me and squash me flat like a pancake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      also pref white (dark or brown hair too) idk why
      im latam and asian but i have a rly bad soft spot for white guys i love them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asian
        >soft spot for white guys
        Many such cases

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          god damnit i didnt realize somehow
          also im japanese not like chinese or some shit if that matters either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        god damnit i didnt realize somehow
        also im japanese not like chinese or some shit if that matters either

        location?
        orz

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          around the midwest (usa)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why are all the Asians in America it's so fricking unfair

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ims orry ill teleport to u i promise

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe if your c**t was cooler then more asians would move there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe if my country stopped importing shitskins we could get some Asians instead

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            aren't shitskins asian?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no they're middle eastern mostly
            and Indians are in their own category, calling them Asian is like calling south Americans white

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >calling south Americans white
            Aren't some European lineage in South America? I had a guy I knew in middle school from Puerto Rico and he looked like a white guy?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Liar all the asians in America live on the coasts.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            have u ever been in a nail salon in the us theyre always ran by viet ppl no mtter wehre u r

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >have u ever been in a nail salon
            no

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5"4-6"4
    If he's on the shorter end = twinkish or more passive.
    >straightforward and gives me that little push to express what i want to him
    >loyal, kind-hearted, silly, warm
    >similar interests
    >enjoys joking around and playfighting
    >likes physical affection
    >dresses nice
    >similar sex drive
    >lives alone or can have privacy
    >will go out to places and has a lot of games he can play with me
    Bonus Points
    >has a pet and will show me it or let it hang out with us
    >into slightly less than vanilla things sexually
    >not a normie but not super mentally sick either
    >doesn't talk to a lot of girls or use social media much
    >has glasses
    >dark hair or long blonde hair to where he looks like a girl that I can play with
    >big hands
    >virgin or not a manprostitute
    >beard if he's on the larger side
    >nice peepee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>nice peepee
      What does this mean?
      I kinda fit the twinkish requirements.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What does this mean?
        Big (6'+) peepee that looks normal and head is not like a mushroom.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(6'+)
          Ma'am, my peepee cannot be taller than me.
          But yes, I'm 6.5"
          How old are you?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6 foot wiener
          Beauty standards these days. The West has fallen.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If he doesn't look like picrel can he REALLY call himself a man??

            >(6'+)
            Ma'am, my peepee cannot be taller than me.
            But yes, I'm 6.5"
            How old are you?

            I am 18
            >my peepee cannot be taller than me
            Anything is possible if you believe in yourself anon.

            What are your interests? I might fit your criteria.

            I like animals, some aspects of nature, drawing, gardening in the spring, 3D modeling, painting, reading and writing, and hope to cosplay more eventually.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would you accept a 4 feet wiener with a great personality? 🙁

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That cuts off a lot of the 6 feet, you have to consider the maximum impaling ability. I updated the peepee for reference, does it hinder your ability to walk?

            I like all of your interests they are cool and not boring. I fit your other criteria and have the following bonuses:
            >into non-vanilla
            >not normie but not fricked
            >doesn't talk to girls
            >not a manprostitute
            >6" pee pee, non-mushroom
            Am I allowed to love you?

            I dunno anon, I was more of looking to describe my partner and disappear like I always do in these sort of threads. How old are you, what do you look for in a partner, and what are these non-vanilla things you're into?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How old are you, what do you look for in a partner, and what are these non-vanilla things you're into?
            I'm 19
            Want in partner:
            >Not fat or super skinny
            >is silly/cute at times
            >relatively smart
            Non-vanilla:
            >Having my face sat on
            >I suppose dom/sub switching

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing look specific besides to not be morbidly obese? You don't have a specific type or anything?
            >I suppose dom/sub switching
            Can you elaborate on this part? What type of things are you into for each side?

            >does it hinder your ability to walk?
            No. I can use it as a walking stick. Though I imagine it must feel really bad for cutgays to have their wiener head rub against the ground as they walk.

            >walking stick
            ARE YOU RIPPING IT OFF OR SOMETHING?
            >wiener head rub against the ground as they walk
            They can always wear a little miniature football helmet on it so they can't feel it dragging against the asphalt. How come you decided to not skin yours?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >does it hinder your ability to walk?
            No. I can use it as a walking stick. Though I imagine it must feel really bad for cutgays to have their wiener head rub against the ground as they walk.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but Im also 19 and fit your description
            + bonuses:
            >Pet (dog and cat)
            >slightly less vanilla (im a bit dominant/sadistic in a nice way 🙂 )
            >Not a normie and never was
            >no socmed
            >dark hair (dark auburn)
            >big hands
            >virgin
            >beard and on the larger side, average stature tho
            >nice pp; see above

            My criteria:
            >Around the same age
            >No eating disorders
            >West coast US
            >At least tolerates anime
            >We have a decent overlap in music taste
            >Introverted
            >Mild beautiful princess disorder at most
            >Not very religious/superstitious
            Bonus
            >Pale
            >Over 5'6"

            Yes I know Im about 4 hours late to the party and blogposted in reply to a LARP for no reason but a robot can dream god damn it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>West coast US
            Wait a second. Norcal or Socal?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Socal at the moment, but there is a small chance I end up in norcal soon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Admit to living in socal
            >instantly ghosted
            Brutal. Its over for LAcels

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you like mtfs

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im not LARPing I swear anon trust o7 But you live on the west coast and I live on the EAST; and I'm only 5"6.3 and not pale.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh well, unlucky. On the off chance I get accepted to Cornell then maybe. I'll send smoke signals or something if so

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like all of your interests they are cool and not boring. I fit your other criteria and have the following bonuses:
            >into non-vanilla
            >not normie but not fricked
            >doesn't talk to girls
            >not a manprostitute
            >6" pee pee, non-mushroom
            Am I allowed to love you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I meet all your criteria but I'm 27 so the age diff would probably be too big. Shame too, we seem to share a lot of interests.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are your interests? I might fit your criteria.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      or not a manprostitute

      i mean thats pretty quick thinking about it but im a pussy. tell me about urself
      [...]
      no
      sometimes
      no comment
      [...]
      because i quit jobs with not a good reason.
      [...]
      i quite like haggis nowadays. as a kid i hated it. but i mainly have fish or sheppards pie.
      [...]
      elaborate

      >Not a virgin

      >important traits
      plays video games
      will play cute coop games or toxic pvp games with me
      will stay up until silly o clock with me when we can
      low bodycount if any
      has a job or studys
      will lead in the relationship but lets me lead sometimes
      taller than me by 4 inches
      not obese
      lives near me, less than 3 hours travel
      >bonus points
      not ugly
      can cook
      has a cat

      >low bodycount if any

      So why is it you can demand virgin men when you aren't virgins?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want a cute shy guy with glasses that's over 6 ft

    teehee

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >important traits
    funny, more intelligent than me
    >bonus points
    likes me, acts interested in the things i like, decent looking

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ofc incels have to turn this thread into copium trash
    op is asking femanons not your gaslit blackpill logic, so shut the frick up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ofc incels have to turn this thread into copium trash
      homie a lot of guys here can't meet the standards that are being posted. And no I'm not talking about the basics like brushing their fricking teeth because yeah they should do that.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the requirements prove girls want the top 1% of men and only settle for the others. How the frick can an average guy have a career, be rich and have his own place today unless his parents are rich? Not to mention the physical and sexual requirements.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >important traits
    40+ (im turning 20)
    around 5'9 or taller
    either muscular or fat
    has a decent job and wants to provide
    wants to marry and have kids
    >bonus points
    nice to me sometimes
    know how to fix or build things
    no social media or inactive

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are all actually really nice and acheivable requirements I see. I think one or two even say they don't even have to necessarily not be ugly which is a really wide net.

    It gives me hope because I am a 5 7 native dude who works out a bunch but i'm not really lean really and I try to take care of myself so i'm glad some women have good standards not just for me but that shit is bad for women obviously cuz then you'll end up alone.

    Furthermore, why do you femanons think that some guys stay single despite not being super bad looking?

    Is it just that we don't try and make connections enough? I guess it would be in my case? idk tbh I think I tried making connections but maybe women just don't think i'm that hot...

    pic related. she my dream girl

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >important traits
    atleast average height so 5ft11 and above
    atleast average dick size so atleast 7x6 and above
    atleast average income so atleast $75,000 and above
    atleast average strength so can squat atleast 350lbs
    also he must be kind and think I'm funny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol 350 lb squat, wtf kinda filter is that? Should be 225 lb bench

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'3
    >green eyes
    >low bodycount
    >owns a house
    Wait, I'm describing myself.
    So who's the lucky lady that gets to snag me?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ideal robot bf
    I'm going to describe my only ex.
    >inb4 chad
    He got his first gf (me) at 25

    >Personality etc.
    He was extremely curious and very opinionated. Always reading and listening but quick to drop something he didn't care for. A sort of intellectual confidence and mental self-centred-ness. Of course, when I was what he cared for it was the greatest feeling in the world.
    He used to work as a mechanical engineer but when I met him he was playing the stock market or something.
    Whenever he drove anywhere he would put on podcasts or audiobooks about philosophy or history. I swear 90% of the time it was about Nietzsche.
    >Physical etc.
    He was Anglo/German looking. Pale with freckles, green eyes, brown hair. Protruding chin, cheeks and brow. An unusual look but handsome and robust in its own way.
    He was only a couple inches taller than me, so about 6'6".
    I'd say about 300 lbs. Muscular with fat, he was the 4th ranked strongman in my state.
    I was going to leave this out but i know this gets (you)s, and I'm already blatantly flexing on behalf of the man I love so I'll say it anyway. Intact wiener greater than 8" long and fatter than 6.5". >how do you know? >women inches? I've told this story on NSFFW before but the first time we sexted I sent him an image with a tailor's tape around my bust. He responded in kind.

    I feel rude not summarising this as a list like OP requested but it was easier to write this way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've definitely posted this on Crystal Castle before. Reads like every post there. Struggled not to post height first.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even get mad at this bait, based on how you described this guy even I want to frick him

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fellow schizoid
    >looks vaguely like picrel i guess
    i've never been attracted to anybody enough to want to date them so idrk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THATS ME THATS ME
      original

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait wait
        idk if i believe you i need proof

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh god I didn't expect this response, I'm not really that confident in my face to post it here, sorry. I do smoke and wear dad jackets tho.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i could believe you look like that, but ALSO a schizoid?? they're already pretty rare

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but ALSO a schizoid??
            Kek I'm moronic but I don't think I'm schizoid enough for you sorry

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have szpd so i need my equal
            alas

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry fren you'll find your perfect schizoid bf sooner or later

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's been posting that for a while now...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thank u anon, thankfully i don't really care if i do or don't get a bf but perhaps someday

            She's been posting that for a while now...

            omg do you know me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >omg do you know me
            I don't know you, but I remember that description and pic (or similar) from a while ago.
            I do hope you find someone soon. And I hope I get a reply from the girl I'm longing after.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can't believe somebody remembers me whoa. i've been here a while, damn
            thank you!! i hope the same for you also :^)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I remember the original picrew thread you made that in. I couldn't understand the attraction, still can't.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk it just hits the right neurons. that is my ideal man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's an odd ideal, but this is a place for odd people. I'd probably understand it better if I understood women, but ah well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought schizoids didn't care about relationships.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't, but it'd be nice to eventually have somebody who understands me and our shared experience. i'm perfectly content right now without one tho

        you can find this everywhere, do u not go outside?

        never seen a guy who looks like this but also
        >schizoid
        he wouldn't be outside

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What about a schizo bf?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can find this everywhere, do u not go outside?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tall white chad
    >tall white chad
    >tall white chad
    Why do people keep making these threads when they get the same answers from femoids every time
    Is getting (you)'s that good

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut in
    interesting hobbies
    at least 3cm taller than me
    obsessed with me
    low body count or virgin
    likes animals
    wants kids
    i am from asia. ldr is fine but willing to relocate? or i relocate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean with
      >Interesting hobbies
      I mean my hobbies/interests are pretty interesting to me but they are mostly very autistic or solitary, mostly both

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hm i guess everyone find their hobbies interesting but probably something unique to me that i can learn about. i think having different hobbies is nice because i always think of having a hobby room to share, where we are doing different things but enjoying each other presence ! i don't mind sharing hobbies too, i like craft, electronics, build model sets, collect stuff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which part of Asia to be more specific? I'm currently in Asia too but will go back to Europe in a couple of weeks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        east asia ! which part are you in?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so sorry I had to help out my parents (I'm on holiday off work). I'm also in East Asia. Hope you're still here!

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Good hygiene
    >Not obese
    >Puts some effort in how he dresses
    >A few similar interests
    >Has hobbies
    >Has at least a part-time job
    >No addictions
    >Decent with managing own money
    >Not hateful or too bitter
    >Makes me feel like his favorite person and first priority even if I'm not
    >Makes romantic gestures
    >Low body count
    >Doesn't neglect own health
    >Won't isolate or abuse me
    >Not a hoarder
    >Doesn't bottle feelings up
    Bonus
    >Plays ttrpg and/or mtg
    >Goes to the gym with me
    >Some survival skills so we're a team when society collapses
    >Not balding
    >Open to travelling
    >Open to exploring spicy things in bedroom after we get used to normal stuff
    >Cooks for me
    >Doesn't forget to rinse his coffee mugs
    >Can teach me to fish and/or handle a gun or is willing to learn with me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Some survival skills so we're a team when society collapses
      Cool. Most of the people here are couch potatoes but if you genuinely are a girl this is cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is me except I don't put effort in how I dress.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can do or have like 12 from the list

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You seem like a fun gal to survive the apocalypse with. Would take you on one of my famous death march(15+ miles, 3000+ feet of elevation gain) hikes for first date. How old are you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah the world's ending but I'm not bitter!
      what

      these are all actually really nice and acheivable requirements I see. I think one or two even say they don't even have to necessarily not be ugly which is a really wide net.

      It gives me hope because I am a 5 7 native dude who works out a bunch but i'm not really lean really and I try to take care of myself so i'm glad some women have good standards not just for me but that shit is bad for women obviously cuz then you'll end up alone.

      Furthermore, why do you femanons think that some guys stay single despite not being super bad looking?

      Is it just that we don't try and make connections enough? I guess it would be in my case? idk tbh I think I tried making connections but maybe women just don't think i'm that hot...

      pic related. she my dream girl

      tomoko is a very flawed person, but it's easy to project something better onto her. you probably need to gain some confidence in the sense of loving yourself. you need to be loved and feel you are worthy of love. as you suspect, you need to get to know someone for that. and for that to happen, well, you need someone to allow you to get that close to them. people can be skittish morons who will run away at the risk of gaining something valuable that they might lose, so now you know.

      >What does this mean?
      Big (6'+) peepee that looks normal and head is not like a mushroom.

      >big
      everyone knows that 12 feet is the wienerlet cutoff

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meet all of those minus mild weed & nic addiction I can't quit cuz of the weed part if you're desperate enough to compromise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no big pp on your list? is 4 inches enough? asking for a friend

  25. 2 months ago
    ^^

    >important traits
    nice to me
    >bonus points
    likes anime

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best post itt.
      Need me a gf into weeb stuff.

      • 2 months ago
        ^^

        what animes do u like :3

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like lots of stuff. Mostly 2000s stuff that have a nice story. Looking for something to watch atm, while I wait for the next Solo Leveling chapter. Wbu?

          • 2 months ago
            ^^

            real!! me too im currently obsessed with gintama and ive been watching seasonal animes rn like solo leveling, mashle, bucchigiri and more :3 but once i finish gintama i think im gonna try d.gray man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gintama is nice. Really funny. Weird release order tho.
            D drey man does look interesting. I tried watching it a long time ago, but stopped.
            I want to watch
            >Vampire Hunter D
            >Canaan
            >Speed Grapher

          • 2 months ago
            ^^

            omg i really liked canaan!!! and the aesthetics of speed grapher are super cool ive been wanting to watch it :p my attention span has been getting worse so i havent been able to get into more serious stories unfortunately

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I've been pushing it off because I'm not in the mood to watch them atm, but I'll get to it eventually.
            Kino's journey was also recommended to me and looks pretty good.

          • 2 months ago
            ^^

            nooo hope u find the mood to watch them!!!! and ive never heard of kinos journey i must look it up now >:3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be my wife if ur virgin

      • 2 months ago
        ^^

        my discord is prettylittlepony if you like gintama only!!!!!!!!!!

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if u werent a prostitute and attention prostitute Id like you

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy, him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh
      *nervously* b-beep boop, beeee-eep beeb boop chirp, kkkkkhhh, boop?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wouldn't say that

        He's a pretty good companion. I use him over EDE sometimes in TTW

        He was my favorite in 3, thought he was cool and sexy. The dialogue he exchanges when you cut him loose was funny to me. Hehehe, he got upset

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a pretty good companion. I use him over EDE sometimes in TTW

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Describe ypur ideal robot bf.
    This is just my ideal bf so I'd be more than willing to settle for someone who doesn't meet all of these, but if I was allowed to customize my dream bf
    >important traits
    At least the same height as me (my ideal would be a full head taller than me but I'm 5'9 so I know that's not happening), dominant both in and outside of the bedroom, stronger than me, at least a little sexist (it's important for a lot of my kinks), gentlemanly in public but borderline abusive in private, fat (I'm also fat so I'd be too insecure to date a skinny or overly buff guy, plus I just genuinely love squishy guys), doesn't have to be rich but ideally makes enough for me to be a housewife, wants kids.
    >bonus points.
    A weeb, very high sex drive, dick at least 6 inches, shares my more fricked up fantasies, will kill bugs for me, wouldn't mind having separate rooms (I like having my own space + find it awkward to sleep with others), good with technology, obsessive/controlling, willing to indulge my weebiness, lets me splurge on anime merch, has good hygiene when it matters but is willing to skip the shower for a few days to indulge my kinks, won't get jealous if I obsess over an anime chara too much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh hey i can do all of that. post location.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ontario, Canada. Originally, of course.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >find it awkward to sleep with others
      what is it with weeb bawdbitches like this? I just want to frick your butthole raw and fall asleep next to you afterwards, wtf

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >controlling
    >has glasses

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me waiting here to rizz up femanons

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sneaky bump

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasnt sneaky anon I saw you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sry anon i gave my best, hope you forgive me

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thin-medium sized, or at least not massive, decent hygiene, grooming and fashion, likes or tolerates otaku/weeaboo bullshit and severe autism, doesn't mind (e?)dating a broke 27 year old on benefits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are you from Anon? What's your red flags?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are red flags -to me-, or what are -my- red flags like the worst things about me?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both, though honestly you had me at severe autism, provided you don't have a dick & want a senpai someday.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >provided you don't have a dick
            😡

            long-term, i could get the surgery to appease someone else, but that's frankly just worse imo so...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea stay yourself instead anon, surgery will only frick you up hormonally for life, I'm sure you'll make some totally straight dude on here very happy one day.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice and caring
    Good relationship with peers and parents
    Big uncut wiener
    Cleans his place, people who live in filth are untrustworthy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It could have been me but i was literally wiener blocked

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hates the world
    >loves me
    >wants to die together (mandatory)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      to die together (mandatory)
      can we do that when we are like 90?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I do not want to live until 90. I just want to experience true love first. It is also highly unlikely that love would last that long, better to have a nice day at the peak of your relationship and die loving and being loved more than you ever will be again, before it has a chance to crash or fade.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hope you find someone who truly loves you and a good therapist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no fembot to make a pact with that if one of us dies the other has to suicide

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok, but we have to make children and raise them until they can take care of themselves first

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    atleast an inch taller than me (im 4'10)
    same mindset as me
    having a high IQ is always attractive
    blue eyes
    knows how to dress
    uncircumcised
    loves kids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same mindset as me
      and that is?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        humans are inherently selfish creatures that should not exist together in large groups, small scale families for the win
        and other stuff..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw probably a brainlet, can't dress and feel awkward around kids when others are watching

  36. 2 months ago
    clem

    my type is a boy that calls me a qt and gives me headpats but uhh im too busy for a bf and uhh i dont think im someones type yet nhhhhh ;_;

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the troony?

      • 2 months ago
        clem

        no i am not a transgender individual

        Wdym by too busy for a bf?

        schoooool T_T

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like high school?? Or do you mean uni.

          • 2 months ago
            clem

            the former
            nyeyeyeyeyeyeye

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NSFFW isn't a place for underage girls focus on your studies sweetheart x

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I pretend to be underage, will someone on this board call me sweetheart too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a sweetheart too dont worry

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you anon I am happier now

          • 2 months ago
            clem

            i dunno who you are but i like that nickname so i will do all my work like usual TvT

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            man I hope my daughters don't turn into someone like you

          • 2 months ago
            clem

            you dont want your daughters to do their homework? why? that is bad parenting

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess this is solving homework, my bad. You seem like a great kid.

          • 2 months ago
            clem

            thank you sir i hope your daughters are very smart and do all their work one day you will be a good dad!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you getting treatment for BPD? it's one of the most damaging personality disorders for other people to be around.

          • 2 months ago
            clem

            what makes you believe I have Bpd? Please give real facts!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do know only adults are allowed on NSFFW I hope. Also high school is fine tbh, though I just did not do my homework usually tbf

          • 2 months ago
            clem

            homework is boring but uhh i do it anyways because i dont want people to yell at me also I like doing it for other people ;_; i know just dont get mad at meeee

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wdym by too busy for a bf?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    textbook insane confident entp snarky sardonic guy
    dont care how he looks just not fat, a guy with that personality type wouldn't let himself get fat anyway

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >please say 10in dick and 200+ lean
    Oh god they dont like me now i must resort to gay sex.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >important traits
    devoted, kind and loving above all. a little clingy but not in a possessive or obsessive way. comparable morals, social values and political leaning. educated. slightly below average height. not sexually driven or porn addicted. values family and wants children young. is a little older than me. interested in the same or similar nerdy things. needs to be a financial provider.
    >bonus points
    not a poltard. doesnt live with parents. has a friend. ginger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >needs to be a financial provider.
      to you want to stay a neet? lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im not a neet but i would like to be a mother that is attentive to my children

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          well then that is a good thing, where do you live that one persons (even if educated) can provide for the whole family?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the average income in my state is 70k with 50k being enough to live comfortably. im in my 20s and even among my non college educated friends its not difficult to get a mortgage or be a land owner with 3 years of grinding or your parent's co-signing

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just don't live in burgerstand and the properties even in rural ares cost way to much. if it's that easy there go for it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have, i live alone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >comparable morals, social values and political leaning
      Out of curiosity what would be comparable?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are your political social values?

  40. 2 months ago
    firecrotch

    important is that he's manly, plays sports, is hairy. bonus points if he enjoys having his sweaty armpits sniffed because i hav a weird kink about them.

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