>one shot at life. >developed fordyce spots on the side of my dick

>one shot at life
>developed fordyce spots on the side of my dick

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ribbed for her pleasure

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre harmless idiot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a lie. Women can feel and see that shit. And most will assume it's an STD.
      So, just today, I shaved my dick, then I got some toe nail clippers and did self surgery on my dick in the shower.
      I ripped some of the spots off. They're almost like creamy wax oil on the inside.
      After getting them off it would bleed for like 15 seconds then stop.
      Luckily I don't have them directly on my dick, like the front, none really on the shaft. But there's some bastards on the side that straight up look like an STD even though I know it isn't. I can see the spots spread to balls too.

      > They are common,[3] and are present in around 80% of adults.[1]
      I had them since puberty.

      i have them on my balls. no matter how many you pop them they just come back, i never had sex tho so idc

      Same

      you know pretty much every guy has these, right?

      That's what you get for shaving your genitals and butthole like homosexuals.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Italian's most prominent dermatologist right in this thread
        rarely shaved them, and that wouldn't explain why they grow on the shaft of the penis, the inside of the vulva or the mouth, all famously hairless parts of the body. Wouldn't you get them on the face instead, because you shave your face at least several times a week?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      Yeah but good luck explaining that to a young lady

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't care about that shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a lie. Women can feel and see that shit. And most will assume it's an STD.
      So, just today, I shaved my dick, then I got some toe nail clippers and did self surgery on my dick in the shower.
      I ripped some of the spots off. They're almost like creamy wax oil on the inside.
      After getting them off it would bleed for like 15 seconds then stop.
      Luckily I don't have them directly on my dick, like the front, none really on the shaft. But there's some bastards on the side that straight up look like an STD even though I know it isn't. I can see the spots spread to balls too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i have them on my balls. no matter how many you pop them they just come back, i never had sex tho so idc

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no matter how many you pop them they just come back
          So they claim. Instead of just popping/squeezing them I tried like ripping them off, like the "core" as well. I doubt it will get rid of them permanently but hopefully it will make them slightly less noticeable once it gets all healed up.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think there are some laser surgeries for it or something

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a lie. Women can feel and see that shit. And most will assume it's an STD.
            So, just today, I shaved my dick, then I got some toe nail clippers and did self surgery on my dick in the shower.
            I ripped some of the spots off. They're almost like creamy wax oil on the inside.
            After getting them off it would bleed for like 15 seconds then stop.
            Luckily I don't have them directly on my dick, like the front, none really on the shaft. But there's some bastards on the side that straight up look like an STD even though I know it isn't. I can see the spots spread to balls too.

            Bro wtf now you will just have scars all over your dick lmao.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. stop caring what women think.
        2. “did self surgery on my dick in the shower” you are the same as a troony.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        From self-mutilation for the pleasure of israelites, mutts are proud to present: self-mutilation for the pleasure of holes
        A round of applause, gentlemen

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >like creamy wax oil
        It's called sebum and its overproduction hints at the same kind of infection that causes acne. High levels of bloodsugar also cause them to flare up.
        Consider taking accutane and stop scarring your dick by "self doctoring" the shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used apple cider vinegar to burn off warts on mine before. It worked but they grew back. They’re all gone now only lasted like 2 years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they do they will mock you relentlessly assuming you aren't already circumcised they think that is way more gross

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a thumbtack and start popping

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > They are common,[3] and are present in around 80% of adults.[1]
    I had them since puberty.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know pretty much every guy has these, right?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same here anon and I get laid a lot. On my shaft too. Girls love putting it in their mouth. I'm literally used as a sex toy by hot kinky girls in their 20's who don't want to publicly date a racist White Chad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not concerned one may think you have genital warts?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that what they're called? Probably the result of something in the food or whatever, or something to do with the many vaccines we're given at birth. People a thousand years ago didn't have this shit.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at it this way, You now have a french tickler.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess you shouldn't have taken the vaxx after all.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    basically everyone in this thread is a virgin. out of the 50ish women i've slept with not a single one has ever mentioned mine. my wife also doesnt care, as it is normal.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were hair follicles or somethin. If you guys keep posting dick pics maybe I can get worked up enough to snap a picture of mine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tempted to post a pic of the forcedye spots on my dick just so I can get your guys opinion to confirm its not an STD even though I'm pretty sure it isn't

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      show us that BHOLE

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That isn't a good idea anon, just stop playing with your dick and the bumps go away. Your weird skin infection is only visible when you're erect anyways.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's normal you virgin

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, here's ol' bumpy benis! Watch out ladies, goose neck dick is here

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have that what's that is it bad?

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