Pet Gf

How do I get a clingy, pet gf? I'm 21, decent looking, and in school for CS and electrical engineering.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're on /NSFFW/ so you aren't decent looking. You're ugly as frick and have no social skills. You can't even get a real girlfriend let alone whatever incel fantasy you cooked up here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty decent looking lol, plenty of people irl and online have told me that. I also have a good group of extroverted friends.

      find a gf who accept u for u and she will act like a doggy

      It's hard to find girls who share my interests irl.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i didnt say anything about sharing i said ACCEPTING

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wdym by that?

          >It's hard to find girls who share my interests irl.
          what are those interests? don't say some shit like planes or trains

          Early modern European history, programming, futurism, hiking, urban exploring, literature, etc. However, we don't have to have exactly the same interests, we need to have compatible personalities.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Early modern European history
            Cringe if you are american

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's hard to find girls who share my interests irl.
        what are those interests? don't say some shit like planes or trains

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm pretty decent looking lol, plenty of people irl and online have told me that. I also have a good group of extroverted friends.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    find a gf who accept u for u and she will act like a doggy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get a clingy, pet gf
    Tell us more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you want me to explain further?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you want me to explain further?

      By clingy, pet gf I meant a loving, committed relationship with a dom/sub dynamic with a big emphasis on me taking care of my gf.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to find a low functioning autist with double digit IQ for that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got one at 21yo and is pretty right in my case.
      Found her across the street, believe it or not. She's mostly illiterate, gets moron money from the State (a minimum wage without doing a thing for it) and attended 'tard school when she was a kid. Her behavior is mostly normal, though, even if she had a "resocialized feral child" air about her when we met.

      Our story is that I was running errands, she spotted me and fell in love. Just like that. I'd see her outside staring at me after that until I approached her one day, we developed a friendship and she escalated everything until our first kiss. My mom never wanted me dating her, but hey, it's that or inceldom and she's quite the cutie, so we just agreed to keep our thing a secret, my mom pretends to not know and we keep dating to this day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That seems like a pretty unlikely way to meet someone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tell us more about tard wife. how useless is she? does she have cute antics? how do you express love to each other? have you tried to further civilize her, was it successful? does she have any endearing little talents? do you dote and coddle her?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have exactly this. It just took being unlucky. She's extremely super fat like bmi 24. Messy, annoying, and old. Putting it up her bum whenever I like is nice but doesn't fully make up for things. I wish I had this but with someone a normal weight, younger than me, and not dirty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How much older is she than you? How did you meet her?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Six years. Met in college. Fell for the practice gf meme. When I tried to break up with her she wouldn't let me. So I decide to pull a play from the womans book. Progressively act shittier until she breaks up so I don't have to. Turns out she has no limit and put up with anything. At most just needs a little pressure sometimes. I could have done worse. Some guys settle with a super fat woman but she doesn't do anal. In my defense she was kind of cute when we first met. Bmi was under 18 so I was happy. Doc switched her meds around and now she eats multiple times a day now despite me making it very clear I don't find fat attractive. She has lost some this year since I got really nasty about the comments. She wanted new clothes and I said there's no point because at that size nothing looks good on her, especially not even bigger clothes.

        bmi 24 is a normal weight?

        Is 85iq normal? Why ask such a stupid question? No, 24 is not normal. It's extremely fat and very unattractive. Just a few pounds away from being clinically overweight. Normal is like 17-20. 21 is chubby but can be attractive is god tier genetics. >21.1 is just plain gross fat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How did you meet in college if she is that much older than you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I started early because I had a GED(what smart kids get to skip high school). She had drug problems so she was starting late.
            Am burger if that helps clear things up. I heard for bongs and aussies college means something else, like what we call high school or something. Here it's a poorgay thing where you can do the first half of uni for much cheaper but without all the fun stuff unis have. Then you transfer in to real uni to complete the degree.

            17-18.5 bmi is not normal, that is underweight anon, so 17-20 would not be normal. i would say 24 might be a bit chubby, but it's not usually huge.

            I reckon it's a little subjective. 17-20 is normal. Dumb fat b***hes somehow managed to get it labeled underweight in textbooks, but everyone knows that means frick all irl. Those same fat b***hes also said that untested gene therapy that confers no immunity is an immunizing vaccine. You can safely disregard everything stupid fat women say, even if they type it up and then print it out they're still wrong.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          17-18.5 bmi is not normal, that is underweight anon, so 17-20 would not be normal. i would say 24 might be a bit chubby, but it's not usually huge.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            17 is like 10 lbs underweight it literally doesn't matter, 24 bmi is like 100 lbs overweight, gross as frick
            t. 17.5 bmi

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >and in school for CS and electrical engineering
            Sorry, it's over for you friendo.

            >i would say 24 might be a bit chubby, but it's not usually huge.
            FATTY DETECTED!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No, 24 is not normal. It's extremely fat and very unattractive
          You are either a larping homosexual or insane

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Very fat falls inside the range of normal bmis. When I say normal I mean normal, as in not so fat it's not normal. Not Dr normal of
            >nooo don't worry you're not fat
            >hehehe
            Anyway here's your prescription for ozempic, lipitor, paxil, neurontin, and klonopin
            >see the receptionist on the way out and tell her you see me again in three months
            You are both moronic and a homosexual to think that being normal in a clinical context correlates in anyway to normal outside of getting paid $200 to speak to a fat person for five minutes and tell them they're not fat. If you sold crack and marijuana you'd probably say being a drug addict is normal. Not because you actually think it's normal but because if you can sell the idea of normalcy you'll get more business that way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Keep larping, mr larping homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stay fat, fatty mclardass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >now she eats multiple times a day
          *gasp*
          Just kidding, total moid death NOW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bmi 24 is a normal weight?

  6. 1 month ago
    Tomonona

    >pet
    Unfortunately, women have rights now and you can't keep them as pets.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be so unbelievably and unfathomably impressive that you make a woman cum with your mere presence alone. You nees to be so attractive to her that you are essentially an eldritch horror. All other men are either casual fricks, or beta bucks. No other way to keep a woman around.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, here's my Discord in case anyone is interested: karkarkar0145

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get yourself an ancient tome on black magic and learn how to summon a succubus, it's not hard.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can you share some more info about yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hope this is enough.

      >physical description
      -6'0" tall
      -White
      -Glasses
      -Brown hair
      -People tell me I have a decently attractive face
      -Lean build but I've started working out consistently

      >personality
      I'm a quiet but friendly introvert who can be more extroverted around friends. My friends tell me that I'm a very levelheaded person and that I tend to give great advice.

      >life situation
      I'm studying CS and electrical engineering at a good public university. I'd like to work in Big Tech after I graduate.

      >hobbies/interests
      Reading classic, fantasy, and sci-fi literature; European history, especially early modern and modern European history; RPGs; programming; hiking; travelling.

      >religious beliefs
      I was raised Catholic but I'm no longer religious.

      >political beliefs
      I lean right.

      >dating experience
      I have no prior dating experience.

      >looking for
      I'm looking for a serious, long-term relationship with a dom/sub dynamic. My ideal partner is a loving, submissive girl I can take care of.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        surely, in the middle of typing all of that, you realized you're treating love like a job search, right? is that not the most ahrimanic satanic shit you've ever seen?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meeting people online is different than meeting people irl. Online nobody can see me and it's far less likely for anybody to have an actual conversation with me. I'm just trying to show people who I am as best I can.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You kids need to stop using the words dom/sub.

        >My ideal partner is a loving, submissive girl I can take care of.
        For most of human history this is what a normal relationship was. Don't bring fetish bullshit into it.

        Find a mildly catholic gf.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a dress-up doll gf that'll wear whatever I tell her?

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