pondered the idea of what it would be like to actually have sex and be in a relationship with a moid realistically and started crying so hard I threw ...

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would you even know? You're just making assumptions and reacting to your own fricked up perception, not to any reality.

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      it is my perception based on things I've seen many times

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do you think of the moids like this
    many of us are trying our best to be good people

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      >moids
      >good people
      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's your problem? you seem mentally unwell

        • 1 month ago
          lesbianloserlurker

          I am but doesn't change the fact that I'm right

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you aren't right. men are responsible for most everything that makes you happy and comfortable in life.

          • 1 month ago
            lesbianloserlurker

            ironically coz it's quite literally the opposite for me males have caused most of my problems and misery

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Were you bullied at school by boys?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you just don't appreciate or understand all the invisible male labor involved for you to sit on a computer posting these things.

          • 1 month ago
            lesbianloserlurker

            ok and you probably don't give a shit about the tons of invisible female labour and inventions ideas stolen from women lmfao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nope i love women and don't want to live without them and i appreciate them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have food, water, electricity, and internet, don't you? Those are all things that men provide to you. Without men you wouldn't have any of those things.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it is my perception based on things I've seen many times

        You seen like exactly the sort of person to be racist against black people because they saw a mugging once.

        Based.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could probably find some guy who's close enough to being female, like little or no body hair or facial hair, low height and weight, and a clit sized pp.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could see it, I would literally be crying too.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you homie, you ARE going to be held as you sit on my lap and I WILL talk about my inane interests while cuddling you and you WILL like it

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't do it. girls are for girls.
    I had very good friend who claimed to be a lesbian start dating and fricking a guy friend of mine who I let into our group
    I am still so mad about it. Frick these fake lesbians, I still don't know why she lied about everything. Just to avoid guilt?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >don't do it. girls are for girls.
      they aren't. the vegana is made to get plugged by the penis. everything about males and females is meant to complement each other.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron. nothing is meant for anything. men REALLY don't want to go down this road, because if they are "meant" for anything, it isn't sex

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          we are meant to work together to create future generations.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, we aren't meant to do anything. we can do whatever we want with our lives. nature is not a master, you are.
            is this is something YOU want, then that's admirable and you should own it.

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      I think I would have sex with one who is a stranger one time just to get it over with and experience it but that's it I'd never be with one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what's the point, though? do you feel any sort of attraction to the typical man?

        • 1 month ago
          lesbianloserlurker

          most of my life growing up I thought I was bisexual with albeit with a much bigger preference for women yet I still wasn't opposed to the idea of being with a male until lately I've been getting more and more grossed out by it by the day so it's confusing for me

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's interesting, have you met any men or women lately that might have swayed your preference?
            I am kind of fricked up by this girl flipping me on my head and going to frick my guy friend, honestly, and I just hope that some women who would not bother with men actually exist.

          • 1 month ago
            lesbianloserlurker

            I have only ever had crushes irl on women but I have been able to fantasise about males in the past but not really anymore

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            despite it all dating women is really hard, anyways, so good luck champ, and never moids

          • 1 month ago
            lesbianloserlurker

            yeah ik lols I'm not one of those moronic bi girls who think relationships with women are so cute and soft and perfect but I'd take an unstable ass relationship with a woman over one with a moid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            good, I respect you and your efforts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no you don't you are just a mentally ill lesbian who seeking validation from other mentally ill people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not that at all

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why else would you respect someone for being a homosexual and cheer for that? there's nothing good about it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why does that matter? I'm not out here looking to do good by your measures. I respect someone for self identifying and then sticking to that identification instead of wearing it like an outfit you can take off. That's respectable, being honest and consistent.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't seem like you're admiring dedication or w/e at all you just admire a homosexual for hating men

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            okay, I'll admit it, I don't like men, either

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wow i can't believe this
            what happened to you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just a lifetime of dealing with them. I only trust like three men, but that's because I've known them for over a decade and they have never tried to do anything weird with me. Most of them have girlfriends I get along with, too, and the other is autistic and harmless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but what if you try it and find that you enjoy it immensely?

        • 1 month ago
          lesbianloserlurker

          that is very unlikely but if it dad happen there's still no point to it because I would never be in a relationship with one

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my neighbors have been having sex for like 12 hours and i cant sleep because of it, very annoying.

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      throw dead animals you find in the street at their window until they stop

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously don't see how anyone can be with a moid. They smell terrible, don't look good at all, and their behavior is atrocious. The idea of a moid putting his dick inside me makes me sick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would you still be friends with a moid who was a good boy though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would not. I cannot stand your smell at all. It doesn't matter how much you shower or body spray you spray on yourselves: you still smell terrible. It's like you all have a permastink on you 24/7.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I really smell at all, but understandable. If my sense of disgust were any higher I would probably hate moids, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think every man on Earth has an identical scent. Maybe you just happen to hang around guys who smell bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not identical, but it's all horrible. Like I said to

        would you still be friends with a moid who was a good boy though

        , it doesn't matter what you moids do. You all smell terrible to me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was told by a girlfriend that I tasted weird, but that she liked how I smelled. She said it was that I smelled like work. She went fricking insane when I started the little things with her, nibbling on her ears, speaking in a low voice, having her sit on my lap, etc. Best month of my life, if I'm honest. It could also be a genetic compatibility thing with the smell, it smells bad because you're not genetically compatible. Maybe your brain formed lesbian so you wouldn't reproduce.

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      the idea of being penetrated by one particular makes me feel really ill I'd have to scrunch my eyes shut and try to block it out if it ever happened

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how about getting your arms pinned down on the bed and you can't move them no matter how hard you struggle?

        • 1 month ago
          lesbianloserlurker

          I'd probably dissociate at that point

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I physically woke up screaming and throwing up from a nightmare once that consisted of having sex with a moid. It was terrifying to me. Sometimes I get sick just by the passing idea of sex with a moid.

        I was told by a girlfriend that I tasted weird, but that she liked how I smelled. She said it was that I smelled like work. She went fricking insane when I started the little things with her, nibbling on her ears, speaking in a low voice, having her sit on my lap, etc. Best month of my life, if I'm honest. It could also be a genetic compatibility thing with the smell, it smells bad because you're not genetically compatible. Maybe your brain formed lesbian so you wouldn't reproduce.

        But I'm not a lesbian. I'm not attracted to other women. I don't have an explanation as to why every single one of you smell terrible.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it's biology stopping you from reproducing. Whatever it is, keep going, yeah? Maybe go live in the woods, kill hikers, yeah?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I would if I had better survival skills, but I don't. It's something I'm slowly working on though like last year I learned a lot about foraging and know a lot of wild plants that are very edible if properly cooked.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'll also want to go out and frick with these plants, by the way. Learn what the toxic or dangerous ones look like in your area, then just go out and start messing with ones you find. Most plant species are edible when cooked or prepared in some way, so just go frick with them until you find the ones you like.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I already have you dumb moid. There's quite a lot more poisonous ones than what you think and some quite deadly like dogbane which grows right down the road from me. I also know the difference between Queen Anne's Lace and Poison Hemlock.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I forget a lot of the time that not everyone lives in the desert. I live in the American Southwest and almost everything here is edible raw or when roasted. Ajo oak has edible acorns, flat pad opuntia cactus can be eaten once the spines and glochids are burned off, in the mountains you get pinion, there's just so fricking much that you can eat here. A lot of it is medicinal, too.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You thought of having sex with a non Chad
    Now think about having sex with a hung 6'4 Chad with an 8 inch penis.

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD you lot are bigger homosexuals than me with this wankfest fantasy male you have on your mind 24/7. So called "chads" repulse me even more I hate males that are taller than me because they make me feel extremely insecure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're right, they are obsessed with a fictional ideal man to the point where it feels like they worship it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, real lesbians dont ponder this and have such an emotional reaction to the idea. Why is this even on your mind?

    • 1 month ago
      lesbianloserlurker

      lmao what "real lesbians don't ponder this" when you live in a society where straight is the norm and gays are generally not that accepted it's normal to think about what it would be like if you were to try to be in a hetero relationship that aside even in general everyone's pondered about these things be it straight,bi or gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that aside even in general everyone's pondered about these things be it straight,bi or gay
        >This is what bi-curious and confused folks ACTUALLY believe
        kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not OP, but I seriously can't imagine living life with such little curiosity and imagination that you've never imagined yourself with someone you aren't conventionally attracted to.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >bi-curious people cant even imagine not being confused about your sexuality
            Wow, thats truly crazy bro

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