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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gps mostly figured out

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another mag, posting more like a thread

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, got a bag of them upstairs for an emergency.
    I think porn mags may still be a thing, but VHS tapes aren't, and I remember those.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the emergency, are you afraid that we will no longer have internet?

      No joking genuinely asking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Emergency is a sort of joke, but if there a serious power outage I'll be glad I saved them, but it's mainly for some nostalgia wanks.
        It was mainly a mag called escort, I liked the readers wives sections.
        I have picrel, I'll try and unstick it from the pile and take a pic.
        Just realised it's an image for ants, but you should be able to see still.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah, leave one out for the woods for me in case the power goes out here too and I have to be a Niedenthal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pick 1.

            What kind of a serious power outage in 2024, where do you live?

            It is feasible, a power surge from a coronal mass ejection, is a real possibility.

            what i do is use a vibrator every couple months if i don't get laid, so i don't need porn at all

            could also stroke myself with some hybrid lube, but that's more time and effort

            you may find you no longer need porn if you ever have sex

            I'm volcel, I chose the life 20 years ago. I did have 2 gfs in my early 20s, but both left after a week or so.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god damn, google maps it hahah throw it somewhere

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've left several about over the years. A lot of the time I was a horny little bastard, and liked the danger of an outside wank, and just left the mags after (if they weren't that great).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I kinda wish you'd frick my mom in the woods somewhere and use the pages to wipe your cum off her face

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            20 years ago I would have, but I'm really not bothered about sex now. If you like the thought of things like that, there are tribute sites, but things are a bit different now (law wise).

            I might do it as well now

            It was fun, but you need a good location. Safety first.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I might do it as well now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek the first porno mag I ever saw was left on an abandoned industrial plot by a pedestrian rail crossing. Kids from school would knock about there building forts out of old tyres and shit. I think I was 13 years old, and wanked off to it as a train went by. Magical.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, I want to know more lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not much to say really. I seem to remember it was inside a broken microwave by a burnt out fire that was close by to the warehouse that ostensibly owned the site (we stayed away due to the CCTV cameras). We took the microwave back to our base to use as a makeshift safe, keeping the porno inside as sacred treasure. Obviously the next weekend we went there everything was trashed by older kids.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my first mag I found was when i was like 10, I was walking my dog and someone had dumped an entire bin bag of them, I grabbed a couple and put them in my school bag and took them to school and got caught with them kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Walking your dog and found porn lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            happened more than once, found porn in the woods more quite a few times in those days

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why were the woods then number 1 location for porn mags

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think that was the safest place for guys to dump their stash in those days, they'd get a gf or something and had to get rid of them quickly, couldn't risk putting it in communal waste maybe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or their moms or something, I hide to hide my DVDs I used a PS2 for watching porn movies, I had ginna michales dvd on the same case as mgs2 lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I got the internet a couple of years after that and figured out fairly quickly how to find porn on usenet, ftp and irc fileserves so I never owned a porno dvd

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my internet was so slow you had to wait one day to load up a youtube video

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2 hours on 33.6k to download a 10 second clip that turned out to be a shemale, so many ruined tugs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God damn that's so fricking slow my eyes bled

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's how we did it back then, we are spoiled now with 1080p/4k

            I'm sure your mom is frickable, but I'm really not into it.
            I don't mean this in too bad a way, but there are hundreds of thirsty anons that would gladly jump at the chance, or even a normie would be better suited for her?

            You would clap her ass cheeks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we used to swap porn with the rest of the boys in school by making spanned zip archives across multiple floppy disks, i remember when the only chinese guy in school got a cd burner and made mad bank or lan parties when everyone opened up their porn shares for everyone to pick through

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy crap, Chinese people one step front from everyone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >clams girl gets stuffed
            >guaranteed won't have 6 dicks fricking her the same time
            Why did these old mags love to mislead the consoomer?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >porn
            if you were actually old, you'd call it "porno"

            Millennials dropped the "o"

            seems to be a pretty clear distinction. Porn is the shortened form of the noun Pornography, at the very least.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it can be print or anything else.
            old sharts would often say "porno mag"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both porn and porno are the shortened version of pornography.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of a serious power outage in 2024, where do you live?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but what are you talking about? There are serious power outages around the world every year. Nobody's using unbreakable material for utility poles. If a strong enough storm snaps some utility poles you'll lose electrical power.
            Over a million Canadians lost power in April of 2023 because of an ice storm in Montreal. DFW Texas just had hundreds of thousands of residents without power after hurricane speed winds blew up everything above a certain height. California had a similar outage last year with hundreds of thousands losing power due to strong winds from a storm. Half a million Australians lost power a few years back following a windstorm in Melbourne. A million Spanish people in Tenerife lost power a few years back. And these are just famous widespread events. A lot more common is an outage just affecting a smaller service area, like you and your neighbors.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I spent 15 days with no power.
            I'll recommend getting yourself a camping cot and mattress
            you will sweat a lot in the summer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lone_wanderer37 discord

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I dont use discord
            I don't have much to say about that, but you ask me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But I wanna get in touch with you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry to disappoint you
            just find someone else to chat with
            I don't believe I'm that interesting....

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do beleive and I want to hear you out

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what i do is use a vibrator every couple months if i don't get laid, so i don't need porn at all

          could also stroke myself with some hybrid lube, but that's more time and effort

          you may find you no longer need porn if you ever have sex

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pick 1.
          [...]
          It is feasible, a power surge from a coronal mass ejection, is a real possibility.
          [...]
          I'm volcel, I chose the life 20 years ago. I did have 2 gfs in my early 20s, but both left after a week or so.

          You know the name of the tanned brunette with bangs on the cover?

          Since you're a bong, how big was ministry of sounds and house music back then?
          You remember any head kandi art?
          I don't know why the yanks didn't like house music back them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure what bangs are, do you mean the main girl on the page? I'll pop up and have a look while having my bedtime smoke.
            Ministry of sound was huge, and house music in general. There was great house music from the 90's from a regular event/night called Life at a place called bowlers. It was different to MoS in a way, more ravey/druggy, some amazing tunes.

            ?si=Muay9-TkTQwp6xR4&t=1
            Is house music to Americans EDM?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Angelina, apparently 20 years old from Bournemouth. There's the web address of the publisher I'd guess, www(dot)sexclub(dot)co.uk might have images on there if it's still going.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            noice
            that era had a bonanza of horny millenial girls

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think she'd be gen X, this must be from around 1995-2000 ish. It only cost 2 bong 75, that's proper cheap[. It's selling (near perfect) online for 7.99 now. Mine is well used kek.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's got the naughties haircut so I thought she was a millenial

            Have you ever run any UV lights on them on the mags?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, but it would be splattered, I'd guess.
            I may not reply again, I'm in bed now kek.
            Nighty night, it's been fun.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another one, Love em

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >porn
    if you were actually old, you'd call it "porno"

    Millennials dropped the "o"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are right, Porno has a better flair to it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care, we call it Porn now, get used to it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true, as evidenced by the lyrics
      >livin at home is such a drag
      >your mom threw away your best porno mag

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I sure am.

    Much old.

    Very original.

    doge died by the way

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look to piss off a guy like genuielly want to piss him off to frick my mom lone_wanderer37

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I'd collected some when I had the chance, damn. I don't know if they even still make them, I haven't seen them anywhere in ages

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you find one scattered ebay or from a friend yeah I don't think they make them, It's like DVDs you had to be there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you search actively to find?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really but I used to see them in gas station convenience stores and regular book stores. Guess I could go look for a sex shop sometime, if they still have those too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cool add me on disc if you'd like

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was born in 1984

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is something magical about a physical item you have to take care nobody finds out about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly you had to hide

      20 years ago I would have, but I'm really not bothered about sex now. If you like the thought of things like that, there are tribute sites, but things are a bit different now (law wise).
      [...]
      It was fun, but you need a good location. Safety first.

      So you wouldn't frick her given the chance?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I've had chances for stuff, but I just don't want it. I'm not bothered about sex, and don't want a relationship that could lead to kids.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not talking about kids, talking about get acondom with you leave the condom next to the mag

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mag? I thought I was fricking your mom in this scenario?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you would, you would frick my mom with a condom use it and leave the condom with the magazine for me to pick up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hmm? what would you say

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Urgh fine. Does your mom like bong dong?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mom's desperate so she may like a rough dick at the woods

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Joking aside, I hope she gets some. It's crap people struggling and longing for something, but that is life. I hope she finds someone.

            nice.

            [...]
            wanna addm e on disc?

            I'm a shitty person anon, I don't like doing discord or anything like that, sorry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope too man, she's working class tired all day and longing that dick

            Ah okay, you seem like an interesting person I can do a private chat on a website if you like

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought I came across more degen than interesting kek.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, you'd be contender for fricking my mom so you are fine

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure your mom is frickable, but I'm really not into it.
            I don't mean this in too bad a way, but there are hundreds of thirsty anons that would gladly jump at the chance, or even a normie would be better suited for her?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haha, we are all normies in away don't sell yourself short

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree somewhat, there is always somebody that classes another poster as more normie than themselves. I've done it, and classed somebody that can do basic things I can't do, as more normie than myself.
            Going off the old robot test, I'd be a cyborg.

            That's how we did it back then, we are spoiled now with 1080p/4k

            [...]
            You would clap her ass cheeks

            Remember buffering even for just viewing an image? Unless it's a shit tier ISP, there's no waiting.
            I saw a great T-shirt years ago, that said, buffering, the quickest way to lose a hardon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you are the realest here and have good handwriting the fact that we are typing from across the world shows how far we've come.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >how far we've come.
            Want to hear something funny, sort of related to coming far?, and it mentions porn outside.

            I'm good at appearing normal from a distance, or for a short while, but it all goes breasts up at some point, once somebody gets to know me.
            It's the reason I don't want kids, I don't want another me in the world. I feel certain I know (I read or heard something years ago, and paying attention to people and their parents personalities have seen it is mainly true) that the first born child usually takes on the mother's tendencies and personality to some extent more than the fathers, but it's still a risk I'm not taking. And now I'm old there's added risks, so that helps with the decision.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I understand you, I also don't want kids cause I'm a failure and I wouldn't want to disappoint them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We can chill here if you want.

            https://us28.chatzy.com/56463575626606

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would give it some consideration, but my eyes are almost closing now, after a long day creating AI slop.
            I'm sure we'll find ourselves on a similar type of thread in the future.

            I understand you, I also don't want kids cause I'm a failure and I wouldn't want to disappoint them

            I think some people can be dissapointed with their parents, especially once they are grown ups, but I struggle with things like protecting myself or taking care of myself most of the time, so would never be able to protect or care for a child. It sucks, but it is what it is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's the verdict then, would you frick my mom i nthe woods

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's still a no I'm afraid, but I wish her luck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            progressive JPEGs, thank god that part of the internet is gone, no more low resolution tugs cause someone picked up the phone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leaving out my discord to anyone who wants to talk porn retro and stuff

            lone_wanderer37

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I owned a porn mag and several physical hentai magazines which were gifted to me by an older man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice.

      Urgh fine. Does your mom like bong dong?

      wanna addm e on disc?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that anon who collects the Japanese ones from the 80s/90s is doing okay

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    German Oldgay here. I was too young in the 90s to by these type of magazines. But I was 18 in 2004. I bought a Cassette of Milena Velba and I was first thought that her breasts were fake because I didnt thought that Women with breasts like that could exist. This was before she became ultra famous and was only found in shady XXX stores. I bet she never thought that she would reach the level of fame she had

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must have been euphoric to see them in motion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was lactating and I wasnt prepared for it. For sure changed my life and my taste in women

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a few for when the apocalypse happens.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 36, but no I've never owned a porn mag. Even by the time this issue was released I was already releasing my potential seed to stuff I could find online.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, amazing.

      I have a few for when the apocalypse happens.

      haha I love guys like you speculating random shit add me on discord lone_wanderer37

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My stepdad had a stack of mags on top of the cabinet above the toilet. I loved those things so much when I was young.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he frick your mom well/.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. It was always funny seeing the guys trying to be secretive and swap out the magazines their dads bought them.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still have a few porn dvds but I did find a mag as a teen and dad did find it too...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you keep it for Nostalgia or dark times?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The dvds? Idk they are hidden on a spindle of burned dvds that are tucked away somewhere that I am too lazy to ever deal with. Dad had me throw out the porn mag but it was embarrassing and not the only time I got caught cranking it.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nowadays it is just so much easier thanks to the internet. Incredible how far we have come

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I ever think of when I hear about porn mags is that in the game Lisa the Painful (great game btw), where every female human has died and there's just men left all waiting for humanity to go extinct, their new currency is porn magasines. Does very much reflect the male coomer psyche.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god, those 90s implant breasts were just atrocious

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