Post your ideal robot bf/gf. Be honest and realistic.

Post your ideal robot bf/gf.
Be honest and realistic.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >robot bf/gf.
    what do you mean by robot
    as in physical robot that needs electricity?
    do you mean it by robot who browses LULZ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do you mean it by robot who browses LULZ?
      This. Or at least not a normie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This. Or at least not a normie
        frick you. i dont want any girl who browses here, they are all ran throught and they will all hate me anyways

        i want a ai sexbot gf that has this face, ppomo+momosuzu nene's voice, and a loving and seductive personality, and probably jana defi's body

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meds, now.

          https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706743867422406.png

          >Biologically female
          >White
          >College-educated
          >Not ugly
          >Not obese
          >Not NEET
          >Similar age group
          >Says at least 1 nice thing about me per day (that's all I need)

          Are you not a neet?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you not a neet?
            Never have been.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Biologically female
    >White
    >College-educated
    >Not ugly
    >Not obese
    >Not NEET
    >Similar age group
    >Says at least 1 nice thing about me per day (that's all I need)

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cute
    >kind
    >likes me a lot
    >no habitual substance abuse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boy or girl?

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706744076918771.jpg

      >Are you not a neet?
      Never have been.

      Fair enough.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the more i think, just female presenting is fine. i would like kids someday so theyd have to be okay with that regardless of their organs, i wouldnt mind adopting.
        Honestly, just being able to feel safe, secure, vulnerable- just to have someone in my corner that is excited to spend time with me and grow and learn as much as i am.
        liking anime and degen shit is a plus

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ideal robot bf/gf
    >realistic
    She doesn't exist.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bio female
    >loves me and is loyal to me
    >not black
    >shorter than me (im 6ft)
    >not a normalgay
    >has a cute voice
    >likes at least some of the things that i like
    >right wing

    i dont think im asking much

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >right wing women in 2024
      lmao good luck with that one chud

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive met plenty, unfortunately they all live in far away countries and i think e dating is stupid

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >robot bf/gf
    My ideal wouldn't use this Godforsaken website. Unless you mean a literal robot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you can?
      Why hold them to a higher standard than you hold yourself?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I'm capable of browsing here without being insane, unlike the majority of people here. The women who post here are especially mentally ill.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Massive red flag. Rip

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            except he's right. the red flag i detect is from you. various kinds of men are on NSFFW, though most are trash. if you're a woman and you turned up here, you're beyond several levels of fricked mentally. i would always advise people to steer clear of NSFFW females and if it seems too good to be true, it is, she's hiding fricked up shit from you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you're capable of doing so, what makes you think other people can't?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me but female. And redheaded

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gf
    >24+
    >very communicative of wants
    >clean apperance and living space
    >not easy to anger
    >managble accent (sorry)
    thats all i need for the start tbh tbh

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female
    Lives near me or will move (Aussie)
    Shorter than me (6'1)
    Doesnt have massive boobs
    Not obese
    Has a hobby/topic she is interested in that isnt social media
    Not bi
    Loves me
    Has some form of income or is being educated
    Likes to hold hands
    Will go outside with me occasionally
    Introverted, or able to cope with me being introverted
    Kind
    No tats
    Spams me
    Ok with me being possessive and probably controlling
    Likes to learn from me, and maybe teach me stuff
    Values my opinion and will share hers
    Idk, I'm going to go have a shower. Maybe I'll meet her when I go out today.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >race/nationality
    native, central asian, indio latino if good looking with nice sharp features
    >height
    anything from 5ft8-6ft1, idc about height that much
    >body type
    not super skinny, not fat, broad shoulders, strong limbs, toned stomach
    >dick size
    dont care as long as its not too tiny or not too massive
    >eye and hair color
    black, brown, or hazel/amber color eyes. shiny straight jet black hair preferably with a good hairline and no signs of balding.
    >any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
    high cheekbones, good jawline, and reddish-bronze or golden skin
    >interests/hobbies
    his traditional cultural activities like shaman rituals, doing shrooms/ayahuasca, shooting poison darts, carrying sacks of food on his shoulders with ease, riding horses and hunting
    >personality type
    manly quiet and stoic
    >dress style/aesthetic
    anything from loincloth to animal furs to t shirt and jeans

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any race
    >likes memes and youtube poops
    >watches cartoons, anime ok but prefer western media
    >listens to pop and psych rock or at least appreciates music beyond putting on whatever or not a swifty
    >not racist or prejudicial but not afraid to crack nonPC jokes or laugh at mine
    >center left politics or doesn't care (ideal)
    >high sex drive
    >average body/looks, not a skinny looker but not fat/ugly either
    >can buy each other clothes
    >any race/ethnicity
    >no weird fetishes, okay with furry even shota/e-girl, but no piss/shit/diaper/masochism/vore/fat stuff
    >will go out and do stuff with me or find stuff to do, but also okay with staying in most
    >will go thrifting/antiquing with me
    >appreciates my drumming and art
    >plays and instrument so we can jam together
    >can handle my 8x6 uncut BWC and give me blowjobs and be okay with me eating her out
    >no mental illness beyond depression/anxiety, no BPD/schizo/autism
    i'm a simple man lolkill me

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any race xcept pajeet
    >big cow breasts
    >funny
    >has something going, anything
    >likes to stay at home and drink, vidya, draw, boardgames, movies, anime, manga, houselife shit
    >tall im 5'4
    >wants to try new shit not just sex related but new shit in general, food, activities, etc.
    >has a good relationship with her mom
    >kind and feminine (no cardi b shit attitude)
    >dont care if she works but she has to do something, anything, hobbie related or chores
    >doesnt nag me if im not very emotional or romantic
    >knows how to play support or jg on league of legends
    >24-36 age range
    >dont want a virgin but also dont want a 1000 wiener stare girl
    >knows how to hold a conversation
    >dont care if hairy
    >dont care if a bit fat
    >dont care if she want her own space from time to time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw pajeeta with cow breasts
      ;_;

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pajeeta with cow breasts
        brown or lightskin?
        how big?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im the anon, how big and how much of a pajeeta you're, full apu or light pajeeta

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My standards are
    >white woman
    >not a troony
    >isn't obese and has good hygiene
    >likes to cook and bake things and is good at it
    >no debt
    >has productive / creative hobbies that aren't just watching Netflix

    Since this is an "ideal" thread though I'd say
    >everything I already stated above
    >is a virgin
    >is racist and a natsoc
    >very pale
    >has that cute north european elf phenotype
    >lets me call her mommy when we cuddle
    >is into herbalism and occultism

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pol poster

      >Bio girl
      >25-35
      >Any race/ethnicity
      >Likes e-girlta/gothe-girl fashion and cosplay
      >Tolerates/likes vidya, movies and animu
      >Not a twig or a landwhale
      >Doesn't smoke
      >Can hold her drink
      >Doesn't have moronic piercings
      >Doesn't have stupid looking tattoos
      >Has a sense of humour

      pedophile

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706743854346590.jpg

      >This. Or at least not a normie
      frick you. i dont want any girl who browses here, they are all ran throught and they will all hate me anyways

      i want a ai sexbot gf that has this face, ppomo+momosuzu nene's voice, and a loving and seductive personality, and probably jana defi's body

      incel

      >any race
      >likes memes and youtube poops
      >watches cartoons, anime ok but prefer western media
      >listens to pop and psych rock or at least appreciates music beyond putting on whatever or not a swifty
      >not racist or prejudicial but not afraid to crack nonPC jokes or laugh at mine
      >center left politics or doesn't care (ideal)
      >high sex drive
      >average body/looks, not a skinny looker but not fat/ugly either
      >can buy each other clothes
      >any race/ethnicity
      >no weird fetishes, okay with furry even shota/e-girl, but no piss/shit/diaper/masochism/vore/fat stuff
      >will go out and do stuff with me or find stuff to do, but also okay with staying in most
      >will go thrifting/antiquing with me
      >appreciates my drumming and art
      >plays and instrument so we can jam together
      >can handle my 8x6 uncut BWC and give me blowjobs and be okay with me eating her out
      >no mental illness beyond depression/anxiety, no BPD/schizo/autism
      i'm a simple man lolkill me

      pedophilke

      https://i.4cdn.orgNSFFW1706746520674866.png

      >any race xcept pajeet
      >big cow breasts
      >funny
      >has something going, anything
      >likes to stay at home and drink, vidya, draw, boardgames, movies, anime, manga, houselife shit
      >tall im 5'4
      >wants to try new shit not just sex related but new shit in general, food, activities, etc.
      >has a good relationship with her mom
      >kind and feminine (no cardi b shit attitude)
      >dont care if she works but she has to do something, anything, hobbie related or chores
      >doesnt nag me if im not very emotional or romantic
      >knows how to play support or jg on league of legends
      >24-36 age range
      >dont want a virgin but also dont want a 1000 wiener stare girl
      >knows how to hold a conversation
      >dont care if hairy
      >dont care if a bit fat
      >dont care if she want her own space from time to time

      wants a mommy

      you are all hopeless.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you are all hopeless.
        so what motherfricker

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey Mr Pot, Mr Kettle called, he says you're black.

          just curious on why you hate women when you're this delusional.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the actual frick are you talking about, i dont hate women i just know they're less than me as a man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Mr Pot, Mr Kettle called, he says you're black.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pedophile
        e-girlta fashion is a Japanese clothing brand and has nothing to do with pedos.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't rate my post

        Female
        Lives near me or will move (Aussie)
        Shorter than me (6'1)
        Doesnt have massive boobs
        Not obese
        Has a hobby/topic she is interested in that isnt social media
        Not bi
        Loves me
        Has some form of income or is being educated
        Likes to hold hands
        Will go outside with me occasionally
        Introverted, or able to cope with me being introverted
        Kind
        No tats
        Spams me
        Ok with me being possessive and probably controlling
        Likes to learn from me, and maybe teach me stuff
        Values my opinion and will share hers
        Idk, I'm going to go have a shower. Maybe I'll meet her when I go out today.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just kinda insecure.
          Not sure of the possessiveness and controlling this dangerous incel shit or just insecure. I wanted to give you a chance, since being possessive is not always bad.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just kinda insecure
            Indeed. But how do I get gf?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But how do I get gf?
            don't let those insecurities dictate your behavior that much. You would cheat anyway, since you crave validation.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you would cheat
            Wdym? I had a gf for 4 years and didn't cheat.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you are all hopeless.

        just kinda insecure.
        Not sure of the possessiveness and controlling this dangerous incel shit or just insecure. I wanted to give you a chance, since being possessive is not always bad.

        >since being possessive is not always bad.
        most self aware moron lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >most self aware moron lol
          u mad bro?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >u mad bro?
            is that the best you can do? moron and boring booo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk what else you want. if you're one of the anons on my post, keep seething.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not, that's the best part

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then idc and I don't have the energy to argue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just want a (legal) korean teenage gf
        its not fair

        >incel
        yeah, i knew that, thanks, captain obvious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of this but for some reason i'm her non-white exception 🙂

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >has an actual personality
    >not fat
    >does not use social media
    >not severely mentally ill e.g. bpd
    So I'll sooner discover aliens all by myself than find someone fitting that.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any race, preferably not black
    >Caring, open and honest
    >Doesn't have to be all that in terms of looks, just decent looking
    >Not a landwhale
    >Any height I am 5'7
    >Virgin
    >Plays the same vidya I do
    >Open to the possiblity of kids
    >Let's me go on autistic rants about the human condition and society
    >Let's me say slurs
    >Will workout with me

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bio girl
    >25-35
    >Any race/ethnicity
    >Likes e-girlta/gothe-girl fashion and cosplay
    >Tolerates/likes vidya, movies and animu
    >Not a twig or a landwhale
    >Doesn't smoke
    >Can hold her drink
    >Doesn't have moronic piercings
    >Doesn't have stupid looking tattoos
    >Has a sense of humour

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a girl in her mid-20s to mid-30s, some life experience under her belt, ready for calm stability. I want a girl who's warm-hearted, trying to be kind not just to me, but to strangers and elders and kids and animals and everyone. I want a girl who's open-minded and curious about the world, liking to learn new things and go new places and have new experiences to expand her knowledge. I want a girl who's hard-working, believing in overcoming setbacks and obstacles to build a better and brighter future together. I want a girl who's communicative, liking to ask questions, share thoughts, exchange ideas, talk directly, and express herself clearly. I want a girl who's playful, liking to joke and laugh, not taking games too seriously, being more interested in ensuring everyone has a good and fair time than in who wins or who loses. I want a girl who's not very judgmental, not about race or religion or class or anything like that, more keen on accepting and encouraging each other on our self-improvement goals. I want a girl who knows what it's like to be awkward and shy when she's out of her element, but she's confident and powerful when back in her element. I want a girl who maintains hygiene and dresses nice when we go out, but doesn't need to keep up with the latest fashions and is comfortable chilling at home in PJs all day. I want a girl who takes care of her health and fitness enough that hiking and traveling and exploring are feasible activities. I want a girl who follows her passions with unrealistic and ambitious dreams but sticks to practical and reasonable plans. I want a girl who's mildly embarrassed that her backlog of unread books is growing faster than she can manage. I want a girl who ends every night cuddling in bed and reading those books. I want a girl who's not very sexual but values physical intimacy, who uses words and deeds and quality time to build trust and emotional bonds. I want a girl who's my lover and my best friend. Thank you for reading.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop it. Argh. This describes exactly what I want, too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Misery loves company, there is solidarity in our suffering.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hate these threads, go back to soc, reeeeee etc

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Post your ideal robot bf/gf.
    the femanon who recognizes this pic.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Smart and caring/not an ignorant b***h
    >should respect me/ listen to me
    >have something going on for herself besides me
    >moral human beeing not a pig.
    >not obsessive/not obsessed over me.
    >Should be female and i should be attracted to her physically
    Just basic things but for the most part zoomer foids are insufferable self-centered souless pigs.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GF
    Genki tomboy with short hair, will lift with me, ultra-submissive in bed
    >BF
    Teddybear/labrador cute boy, sexy low-ish voice, submissive.

    Both need to be fine with my art being my main passion, no human being can replace it.
    I offer a stable income with an "Urban Homestead" life that's not too far from the city.
    On that note, both need to be okay with animals as I raise chickens, quails, and goats

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Urban Homestead" life that's not too far from the city.
      >raise chickens, quails, and goats
      What the frick?
      Tell us more monkeybro that sounds cool as hell? Are you a farmer? How'd you even get started with it?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a real girl 18-24
    >white
    >is a decent person and treats me well
    >introverted
    >catholic
    >has some interests/hobbies
    >loyal
    >kinda clingy
    That about it.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >femboy or trans
    >switch/verse
    >sexual degenerate
    >weeb, likes to cosplay and go to cons
    >hobbies are mostly at home but doesn't mind going out for food and stuff
    >gamer
    >autism and skilled at something they can teach me
    >NSFFW sense of humor, doesn't get offended

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ideal
    >honest and realistic
    realistically it looks like no gf
    honestly, I want a tomboyish ginger/brunette bisexual who will help me pull other girls into threesomes
    not super conservative not super liberal, if she could stand to hear my pseudo intellectual ramblings I'd be happy
    ofc i'd want her not to hang around other dudes and not be a b***h to me

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ideal bf
    >taller than me (5'6")
    >white
    >likes music and dancing so I have dance partner
    >has a hobby or hobbies he really enjoys and can talk about with me
    >likes going out and can socialize, but is also comfortable staying in and being lazy and cozy with me
    >values my thoughts and is willing to indulge in or learn about my hobbies like I would his
    >likes cooking meals together with me
    >cool with drinking and occasional drug use
    >is a shitposter/has a good sense of humour and doesn't take himself too seriously
    >has good taste or his own sense of style
    bonus points if he has light brown or sandy blonde hair and light eyes, likes anal, and has a big pp

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are trans, you are a fetish, nothing more

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am a cis woman. It's annoying that I have to keep saying this on this website

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's annoying that I have to keep saying this on this website
          Not that Anon, but you don't have to. You're anonymous, you don't have a reputation to defend. You can ignore people who make worthless replies.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you're right, thanks anon. I often forget that so it's good to be reminded of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you also white? Also, bio F?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that roastie refuses to answer this implies she isn't white. Dog trash lol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why anal out of curiosity?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk I just like it, feels good man

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Valuing the thoughts and feelings of a used up anal bawd roastie

          Kek lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you prefer anal to veganal?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I'd say I like both equally, it's more of a mood thing. I wouldn't want to do it all the time. But if a couple has sex on average what, 3-4 times a week? I'd probably want it at least once a week if the guy was willing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk I just like it, feels good man

        her ex tried it and now she wants you to do it like he used to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why anal out of curiosity?

      it feels good to take the ass of a b***h. once I fricked your ass, I own you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow. it's literally me. except the anal thing
      >You have been muted for 4 minutes 16 seconds, because your comment was not original

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same except I also don't have a big penis.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4 minutes 16 seconds

        Disgraceful.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i was at 8 minutes a few days ago and it was annoying as frick

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do people get muted? i never do. lol. lmao.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sub-zero IQ

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i'm a little moronic so i give a lot of short responses

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vocabularylet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you white yourself? Why a white bf?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        White troony larping

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything but the music, i can't dance to save my life
      location?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    woman or femboy/trap
    nerdy
    introverted
    has some form of autism
    obsessive
    clingy
    knows how to please
    cute
    i want these traits but im a fat ginger dude. I offer nothing. lmao.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my ideal gf would be a slightly overweight, 5'9 or 5'10 girl that loves doing things at home and physical affection

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Several orders of magnitude smarter than me.
    That's it.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big boobies or wide hips - small waist(or both)

    preferably white/blonde

    can fight(other girls)/aggressive/violent

    5'3+
    High pain tolerance

    that's it ^_^

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOMEN ARE BORING
    they won't have the same obscure interests as you guys and they are usually equip with the brain of a child. do one wrong thing and its all over.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bi
    Chubby
    Neet
    Doesn't shave body hair
    Nudist
    Likes cats
    Into psychedelics
    High sex drive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt shave body
      >likes cats
      there are TONS of hideous cat ladies anon. they won't go with you though. they living the "NEED NO MAN" life.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already have a wife that fits many of these. We're poly so sometimes I do a bit of unicorn and dragon hunting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >We're poly
          my condolences. also please leave this board is for lonely virgin neets only aka robots.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >lonely
            >neets

            Exactly. Prime hunting grounds.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i dont want to frick your disgusting wife while you fap in the corner. you legit need to be executed.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cute face, warm non lifeless eyes
    >small breasts
    >fat ass
    >loyal
    >idolizes their partner
    >extremely kinky and experimental
    >white

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has to be based, which entails a great deal of things that other people would not ascribe to that word

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T KNOW WHO I LIKE STOP ASKING

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a man who would want to have sex with me, but would never actually have sex with me because i am a guy and that'd be gay and a sin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only a Hispanic could tell the ripeness of an orange, the inferior white man could not understand botany this well

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any race
    >slim and tall
    >her mental issues are managable
    >asocial but very romantic
    >country mouse
    >just wants to live a slow life of tranquility and enjoying nature and each other's company
    >sincere
    >wanting to discuss everything free of being afraid of the other's reaction
    it would be nice if she was a switch in bed but sex isnt that important.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Female
    >Loves me and loyal
    >Wants to live somewhere quiet surrounded ny nature
    >Works from home with the pc or is a writer or whatever idc
    >Wants to cook with me
    >Has hobbies of her own and doesn't mind mine
    >Wants to spend most time at home but will also be willing to do something different on the city from time to time
    >Is okay with me being a KHHV with no experience

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >female
    >uses this website, browses LULZ
    >has a very nice personality, worth protecting
    >cute face i would always love seeing and kissing
    >nice body that i would play with
    >has hair i would run my fingers through
    >would make for the perfect wife
    so basically, the fembot who is reading this right now *kisses you*

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *kisses you back*
      Have a nice day, Anon

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, I wouldn't have a robot boyfriend. I would want someone who comes to this place to give life advice or laugh at the idiocy of it all, if anything. NSFFW is mostly salty underage b& to 24 year olds. You eventually grow out of this incredibly toxic and defeatist mindset.

    But for real? Bearded, mid to long hair preferred but not necessary. Chubby to sorta fat. Similar taste in music (mostly metal and synthwave), likes gaming but isn't a tryhard elitist funpire about it. Also into anime/manga, mecha. Has a robot-tier job but it's enough to live comfortably (comfortably to me is being able to eat out a few times per month without it being a financial disaster. Able to get a game or a nice outfit on top of that). That's about it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All me except the job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You eventually grow out of this incredibly toxic and defeatist mindset.
      Kys normie c**t. That's not what happens at all. You just keep getting older and more pissed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing, champ (originally)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hate women so fricking much. You're absolutely a braindead hole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bearded
      >chubby to sorta fat
      how do I know you're fat/ugly as frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you care if I'm ugly or not? I don't think I'm super attractive, but I can get away with pretty or cute.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eight (8) legged spider witc gf

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    plenty of hunna billz

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attractive
    >not fat and not anorexic skinny
    >sweet, caring, feminine
    >loves me
    >conservative, traditional
    >likes to cuddle and watch youtube/shows/movies together
    >open to doing drugs together sometimes
    >initiates sex often
    >will tell me that everything's going to be okay

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a girl
    >looksmatch
    >anorexic
    >aspergers
    >asexual
    >vegan
    >compatible sense of humor
    i will never have this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk about looksmatch and sense of humor but i fit the rest

      don't give up!

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A woman who loves me. I'm tired of being rejected.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Need to find her attractive or she needs to be pretty likeable
    >Needs to be the same race as me or one close to mine if not refer to (1) and just add a higher hurdle
    >Ok with any attitude just not some pre modern Tumblresque girl who is pretty much the opposite of /here/ and where I need to pretend to be someone else for the most mild shit imaginable
    >Same interests as me also cares about me
    >Equal relationship
    >Idk, I have been single for most of my life and dont have friends, so someone who is better than just being single

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ideal gf
    >skinny
    >introverted
    >likes a quiet night at home
    >enjoys conlanging so I can get a free source of constructed languages for the video game I'm developing

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't mind living in the countryside
    >Knows how to farm all kinds of tubers and vegetables
    >Doesn't smoke
    >Likes lame sweaters
    >Likes gardening
    >A little clingy

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ideal
    >realistic

    >robot
    >girl

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looksmatch
    no bpd

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