Pussy is the most expensive coping mechanism of all time

Unless you are born a chad or a normalgay. Getting pussy as an autist costs like a million or a billion dollars worth of sacrifice when you could just drink soda and eat a bag of chips or do drugs.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes wonder if they're worth it. They demand so much from you and offer so little

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nice digits
    I prefer drugs over pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i am addicted to drugs. i was addicted to women

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women think their pussy is worth a mountain of gold for some reason. normie men also think so and base their entire self-worth on their ability to get it. this place has been overrun by normies and i hate it. i forgot what the image board that is dedicated to building sex robots is called so i'm stuck here until somebody posts about it and i can escape this hell once more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Building sex robots is kind of wonky but I've proposed before that if a team could code an AI gf that is essentially the female version of yourself then implement it into VR Chat then all we would need to be as close to the ai wifes in our living room is to add body sensors to the dolls similar to how people move in VR Chat. There's bootleg voice boxes and mouth siri wifi connected heads in some dolls now that may be the temporary bridge between the VR idea.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's called /robowaifu/, just look it up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You guys are just now realizing that foids are overrated as frick? One of the reasons our ancestors were so fixated on them in the past and had so many kids was because there was hardly anything else to do. The normie attitudes in post are mostly holdovers from that time. Nowadays we have a plethora of entertainment options available, a whole world out there really that makes sex kinda mid once you compare.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people care so much about how women use their vegana? From a young age girls are told to be judging guys and make sure they don't "give it up" too easily or to the wrong guy or something bad could happen. Meanwhile as a guy, the more people you frick, the better and anyone who tells you differently is just coping. Even the term "to give up pussy" implies they were guarding it in the first place. Men don't "give up dick."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just a men hating on women thing, women care even more who other women are fricking than men do.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Feels utterly impossible to me. Women are like thousand foot stone walls. I don't even know how to get them to smile let alone get to know them let alone get them to give up the pussy.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about all that, but dude, imagine getting all cuddly with a female. I wish I'd been born above average in femur length and jawbone size.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could cuddle up with a woman that loves me. Too bad women are biologically programmed to only love a small percentage of men. Oh well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no wonder they don't love you when you act like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't blame women for not liking me. I wouldn't like me either if I was in their shoes. It's just the way things are.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about all that, but dude, imagine getting all cuddly with a female. I wish I'd been born above average in femur length and jawbone size.

        You're gonna want to stop dwelling on that. It's easier said then done and the thoughts will arrive occasionally, but it's not good to dwell on it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >getting pussy costs a million or a billion dollars
      if it's just pussy you want, it costs like $400 to hire a high-end escort for an hour.

      real. I am someone who hires escorts but most of the time I just cuddle with them. also usually kissing. I do understand people who feel this isn't the same thing as a girl who loves you, and it certainly isn't, but it's still really nice to have that physical intimacy. Petting a cute girl's hair while her face is buried in your chest will always feel amazing.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have the genetics. I wish I was born a normal male height

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how not tall are you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        5'6

        no wonder they don't love you when you act like that

        if you are ugly or short, youre not getting girls. simple as that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i think the amount of time you spent playing video games or using the internet growing up is a greater predictor of getting girls than height

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            youd be completely wrong, theyve done studies for both and height and income are by far the biggest factors out of whats been tested for whether a woman finds a man attractive.

            that said, anyone short or any gamer can easily get a woman unless they are in the 1% that is so facially disfigured that theyve been disqualified from normal life. but its not worth explaining to people on this board

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the odds are so low its not worth playing. i think imma just smoke some bowls

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the odds are effortless its actually hilarious, its so fricking easy to manipulate women into falling in love with you. theyre like robots and once you know the cheatcodes you realize how moronic this whole defeatist incel shit is. everything you guys say about women is true except for the part where they wont sleep with you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Person with attributes that women find attractive shits on people with attributes that women don't find attractive for not being able to get women
            Seriously, what's your problem?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tired of you gays trying to have a pity party after someone points out what everyone else in the world knows

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So you resort to insulting people who are behind the curve? I don't complain or throw pity parties, I'm sure many anons don't as well.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no one insulted anyone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            tell me, would the same advice from a 1/10 balding short 30y/o look any different when written in plain text on this website? youre already convinced you know what I look like based on what I wrote because of your static worldview. How am I supposed to answer what my "problem" is when your worldview is immutable and you've made false assumptions about me as a precursor to the conversation?

            Ok mr pussyhunter give us the cheat codes. How do I get this b***h to stop breadcrumbing and come over already

            the cheatcodes are different for everybody because you have to play to your strengths, and know what kinds of women those strengths will appeal to. the only way to find them is trial and error. No, I don't mean "I've awkwardly asked out 50 women in the same cringey cold approach way and they all rejected me therefore my worldview is validated". I mean reading about social techniques, practicing them and reflecting on them, and putting in regular reps and sets of conversations with strangers that make you uncomfortable. Once you find a strategy that works for you, it's shockingly easy to replicate it, perfect it, and spam it on any girl who gives off the same vibes as the girl it already worked on. Personally I am a master of small asian women and bisexual goth white girls. I have never been able to get with a women who doesn't fall into one of these categories, but I've been with 3 and 5 respectively in the two categories.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hmm...i think the women i attract the most are fat women and latinas (and fat latinas), based on experience. and obnoxious horse girl types.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. not ugIy or autistic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            less than 1/10000 people are autistic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Believe or not that's still enough people worldwide to fill this board. Yet we're overrun by normie bastards like you. Please help us by leaving.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im 5'7", crippled, a little overweight, and I personally like my face but I think it's a little below average if I had to guess. I was incredibly autistic (I pulled out my erect penis in public at age 14 and started hitting it against walls and corners and stuff and didnt understand why that was bad bc I didnt know what an erection was) until forcing myself out of it through diligent practice and experimentation. but believe what you want friend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the cheatcodes are different for everybody because you have to play to your strengths, and know what kinds of women those strengths will appeal to
            Good advice. I've followed all that already, tried lots of different approach types and I realize who I appeal to.

            They're always older than me, and they always think I'm cute, preppy, reserved etc

            Mostly just end up playing me though. I have never slept with a girl younger than 32.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i dont have the "it factor" to not give a frick. unless im shitfaced, and the furthest i ever got with a girl was after i was bombed on tequila and going up to random people like "HEY WHATS UP"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well at least you kind of got it. let go of the inhibition and risk averseness

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >dude just change your entire personality

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok mr pussyhunter give us the cheat codes. How do I get this b***h to stop breadcrumbing and come over already

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And that's how it should be, anon. Do you see God working His ass off? Indeed, the answer is no. Girls are godesses.

            Pussy is just a coping mechanism like every other form of material pleasure. Everyone here suffers because the world is a loosh farm.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i think everyone who refers to women as "pussy" or "getting pussy" should be alone tbh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're not though. Every guy women complain about and wants to not be successful with women, is.If being an butthole really mattered then women wouldn't think every guy is an butthole. If every guy is an butthole, then why do they take it out on incels. It has zero to do with being an butthole because some of these guys who aren't having sex and dating are no more or less of an butthole than guys who are. It has nothing to do with that. Classic moron woman response is to tell a guy complain that it's his personality. How did your butthole ex bf manage to get you? How did that butthole manage to date her friends or any other woman. It's not an incel's misogyny that's fricking him over. It could still technically be his personality along with other factors, but it's not because the incel hates women. That's such a moronic take.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i think [something else] is a greater predictor of getting girls than height
            You can think whatever you want about this random anon, including re-contextualize his entire life's experience so that he fits into your personal worldview.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the thing is most of you are homosexuals and losers with zero redeeming qualities, but for some reason this doesn't occur to you so you just fixate on things like height

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the thing is [something else], but for some reason this doesn't occur to you so you [discuss the thing]
            That sure sounds confounding. Think it over a few more times and maybe you'll arrive at the reason

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much. I'm putting up with infinite bullshit to get a whiff of it a few times a year.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pay for it bru

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Getting pussy is like the worlds most brutal gacha game if you are substandard male. You are either going to have to spend every second of your life grinding or else dump every paycheck into it to get what you want, and even then it's still just gambling with no guarantees

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And that's how it should be, anon. Do you see God working His ass off? Indeed, the answer is no. Girls are godesses.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, I am madly in love with the woman in the orange sweater.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i probably couldve had sex in high school if i actually tried talking to girls and making any sort of sexual move. but i did pretty much nothing. like at all. i would go to parties and stand in the corner. my friends would tell me girls wanted me to talk to them and i didnt believe it.

    i thought i was going to get set up for a prank. i matched with girls i had classes with on tinder (i only got matches from like 2016-2020 then it slowed down a lot) but eventually just couldnt keep up talking with them. idk dude when i start actually talking to girls i get bored af, and the girls i am genuinely interested in i get really attached to and emotionally fricked up if i mess it up.

    ive gone on dates with like 10 girls since hs but none of them really went anywhere. last time i went out with a girl was a couple years ago, with a girl from my work, but that was more a friends thing and i wasnt that into her. one time i was on a girl's bed and i didnt even kiss her. i put my arm around her and we watched family guy and smoked a bunch of weed. that was it. dude i was so fricking gay jesus christ.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped trying after hs varsity sports, it was nearly impossible to get a woman let alone a family. Like you need to like and agree 50 things she likes and agrees with. I remember I gave up on a girl and she got mad so she told my entire friends group I was just trying to get into her pants!

    It ruined my reputation!

    I kinda hate women now, theyr all narcissistic psychopaths in 100 different flavors

    Im out

  14. 1 month ago
    sage

    This is a cope thread, I'm done coping because its boring

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get this cartoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >men want cute, nerdy and sweet "rest your head on my lap" gf more than sex
      >the velma monster uses this to her advantage
      >naked monsters are mad because they expect "come here and have a hot monster threesome with us" to do a better job at luring men

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i see
        well, he should have taken off his armor

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't spend time with people to have sex with them. i have sex with people i already enjoy spending time with. everything is so easy if you just be authentic instead of LARPing as someone you're not.

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