Really weird situation going on... >be me. >out front of building having a smoke. >chick talks to me

Really weird situation going on...

>be me
>out front of building having a smoke
>chick talks to me
>we hit it off
>she goes up to my room
>we're hanging out, have a cup of tea
>we were talking about her staying at my place, literally said she's dtf
>her: hey anon can i use the shower?
>me: sure no worries the floor has shared showers
>her: ok thanks brb i'll be quick

She didn't come back.

It's been 3 hours now. All her stuff is still here. Literally her shoes are still here.

Wtf do I do here? Did she just wander out the building barefoot? Maybe some creep grabbed her?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I checked all over, she's nowhere to be found.

    Checked the showers it looks like some of her stuff might still be there. I can't understand where she went. This is some Twilight Zone stuff right here.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just lurking cause I want to see where this goes

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro women take ridiculously long shower/bath

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I didn't think anything of it for the first hour or 2. I thought she was having a bath or something. But she isn't there I checked.

      This girl doesn't even have a place to stay tonight, she was gonna stay at my place.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's probably taking a shit
        That or gone to get tyrone and the crew to take over your pad.
        Have you watched blade runner. Kinda like that. You're in for it now.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I havent seen the new one yet.

          My "pad" is a prison-tier cube I dont even own. And when I talked to her she didn't seem like some femme fatale.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neatly fold her things and leave them outside your room. Probably just a drunk / druggie. Be wary of knocks on your door for the next 30 days

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if she is a drunk/druggo, it makes no sense.

      If she was gonna leave and go smoke meth she'd at least take her stuff with her. She had a Minnie Mouse backpack, just left it here.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of two scenarios:
        >she was so fricked up she wandered off without her stuff
        >she wants to look like a helpless maiden so you'll go bounding off like a golden retriever looking for her

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either way "put her shit outside and lock the door" is the right move

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Lock your fricking doors bro and dont let anyone in.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of two scenarios:
        >she was so fricked up she wandered off without her stuff
        >she wants to look like a helpless maiden so you'll go bounding off like a golden retriever looking for her

        Why do you immediately assume she's some psycho/nut?

        She was gonna stay at my place. She was a genuinely nice person, she wants to be a teacher. I'm literally worried about her safety.

        >inb4 she was shining you on
        I know when someone is bullshitting me. She ia a decent person. I'm getting a Spurloos vibe from this whole thing not Blade Runner.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          have fun being chopped into pieces and having your organs sold on the black market OP.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're naive and gonna get fricked bad not in a good way
            It will be a lesson learned.
            Dont invite strangers to your home, your home is your castle, your sanctuary you need to protect it.

            Is this why robots never get chicks? A girl talks to you and you assume she's a psycho killer?

            I don't even own my cube there's nothing to take over. And if she was gonna pull some Body Heat type scam there were plenty of better ways that didn't involve leaving all her stuff behind and vanishing.

            She couldve just seduced me it wouldve been a lot easier and I would've gone simp mode sooner or later.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            all women are evil.
            >You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lets assume she is evil, what is the master plan here? Talk to a random guy, go to his place, walk out of the building barefoot and leave all your stuff behind?

            If she wanted to babytrap me or something I'd understand that... this makes no sense on any level.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            you should look through her stuff and tell us what's in her bags

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Take pics of her belongings and post them here. This story sounds made up.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie you took a homeless woman up to your room

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >anon lets in random woman off the street into his apartment
            >she says she wants to frick (???)
            >excuses herself briefly and disappears without a trace or explanation
            What could go wrong?

            We talked for like 5-6 hours and got to know each other. I couldnt greentext the whole conversation obviously.

            You say "homeless" but this chick wasnt like some toothless hobo. And she mentioned dtf (she didnt use those words) because there was a bit of mutual attraction.

            I thought she was good looking but I dont frick random chicks in the first week of meeting them that's asking for trouble.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice reddit spacing homosexual. now go through her bag and post a picture of her panties

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            She left 2 bags this is whats in them:

            Backpack:
            >a bunch of dora the explorer stuff
            >peppa pig alarm clock
            >stuffed toys
            >a blanket
            >potatoes (9 to be precise)

            other bag:
            >a blanket
            >old letters
            >photos
            >some papers with scribblings that do look slightly schizo if i'm being honest
            >a few books
            >tennis ball

            Also left her shoes and socks, and her bike helmet (inb4 tard helmet).

            She didn't seem like some wacko when we talked. In fact compared to most of the people i meet she was pretty down to earth.

            Not posting pictures. I dont care if you believe me, why would I waste my time larping a story this nonsensical.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also she had a 3rd bag that I think I saw in the bathroom when I checked to see if she was there, brb.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            3rd bag has some clothes.

            There's also some clothes on the floor in the bathroom, which I assume are hers since only 1 other woman lives on this floor.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            PHOTOS GOD DAMNIT. TAKE PHOTOS.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No.

            Besides my phone camera is taped over and I dont wanna retape it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice larp gay kys

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright shit this isn't real, good luck dawg, you could've had fake photos to make this fun atleast

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >9 potatoes
            wtf. read the letters and say what's in them. and describe the photos. at the very least post pictures of the schizo scribbles

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            what are the books?

            also what do the letters say

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>a bunch of dora the explorer stuff
            pig alarm clock
            toys
            >>a blanket
            (9 to be precise)
            This is fake.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Inb4 it turns out OP tried fricking a minor

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually picked up a 17 year old the other week and specifically didnt frick her once I found out her age. It's called having principles.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >stuffed animals
            I'm 95% sure she has borderline personality disorder, which can be good, but be careful.

            Also it's likely she just couldn't find her way back after the shower and forgot what your door looked like

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            probably would have stayed there waiting, no? not just wandering off

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            She couldve waited in the kitchenette, couldve done 20 other things. She just vanished. Made no attempt to contact me or get her stuff, anything.

            If she did wander off idek where shes staying.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            She got kidnapped by a stalker and it getting raped at this very moment. You dropped the ball dude. You could have gotten some snatch but now all your are getting is testifying before a court.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would be unfortunate.

            She was gonna stay in my room and we couldve slept together, maybe its my fault for not immediately grabbing her and fricking this chick I just met. Thats what I get for not being a degenerate.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            pig alarm clock
            Is the alarm set? Will it ring at some point?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Backpack with random shit inside it
            Yeah she's a fricking crackhead vagabond OP lol

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if thats true (looking possible) why wouldnt she come back for a place to stay? Or at least bring her shoes?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reddit spacing

            Get the frick off of NSFFW newbie, that's how we've always spaced things here.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Contact the police please anon. There's almost a 99% chance she's getting her gang to mug you, or worse harvest your organs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is this why robots never get chicks? A girl talks to you and you assume she's a psycho killer?
            Women think the same thing btw

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          whatever it is keep looking, I want to know anon, is there a trail of evidence? Is it a crackhead running into the night? A kidnapping? Fricking aliens? Please I must know

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're naive and gonna get fricked bad not in a good way
          It will be a lesson learned.
          Dont invite strangers to your home, your home is your castle, your sanctuary you need to protect it.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon lets in random woman off the street into his apartment
    >she says she wants to frick (???)
    >excuses herself briefly and disappears without a trace or explanation
    What could go wrong?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still not even one pic with proof

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like OP got clapped, RIP BOZO

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im getting runaway vibes, how old is she?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      judging by the shit in her bags she seems like she's 8 years old

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She does seem like a runaway, but also ran away from here too it looks like.

      >9 potatoes
      wtf. read the letters and say what's in them. and describe the photos. at the very least post pictures of the schizo scribbles

      The photos are just of randoms/family photos, none of herself.
      The letters are irrelevant just gas bills and shit.
      These scribblings arent full on schizo theyre just self-motivation type stuff.

      "Aware > Mobilize > Polish > Dilate"
      "maintaining good relationships"
      "have knowledge of perceptions"
      "christian books"
      Looks like the kind of stuff I'd write on an acid trip.

      • 6 months ago
        penis boy

        Give it a rest anon, nobody believes your shitty gay larp

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not a larp and clearly a few people believe me.

          You didnt answer, how old was she

          She looked about 20-25 but I can never peg someones age these days.

          • 6 months ago
            Sage

            Post pics and prove me wrong that you are not larping then i will believe you too, if ur not gonna post pics then you are a larping gay

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didnt answer, how old was she

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >christian books
        Hallelujah OP! She was raptured!

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard enough, enjoy your totally real promiscuous Christian runaway girlfriend

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She ran away anon... I can't enjoy anything.

      Post pics and prove me wrong that you are not larping then i will believe you too, if ur not gonna post pics then you are a larping gay

      How about fak u and I don't care if you believe me or not.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ur a homosexual op, kys

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the fricking books OP

    don't make me ask again

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aromatherapy for Scentual Awareness
      The Fox, The Ladybird and The Captain's Doll
      A book of poems
      Last Night at Chateau Marmont
      Good in Bed (which I asked her about earlier and apparently she found it. It's just some plus-size wymyns novel anyway, not an instruction manual)

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't sex her fast enough and she got dick from elsewhere. smooth moves moron.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She literally said:
      >i'm french, i'm easy, i'll have sex with you every night
      This was while I was talking about letting her stay at my place

      I'm not making this up. I didn't just frick her because I dont wanna frick some random chick, she could be some nutcase, babytrap me, give me superaids who the frick knows. I told her I'd wanna get to know her first (she was frickable, actually looked pretty decent).

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should consider contacting the authorities.a

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already did - mostly cause I wanna know shes ok, but also so I've got a record that I tried.

      They told me basically they arent interested. I think they got the impression she just left and forgot her stuff. Tried explaining she walked out without shoes but they seemed to assume it was a nothingburger (which it probably is, but for the life of me I can't understand where she went or why).

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My options are limited. Other than searching my floor, checking the building/outside, nothing more I can even do.

    I almost think this was all a set up by glowies trying to take me down somehow.
    >Girl goes missing
    >Last seen with Anonymous, musta been him.
    >Arrest him, drag his name through the mud
    >On trial for murder/kidnapping
    >2 years later she turns up
    >"Woops we made a mistake sorry lol"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP gonna get disappeared on murder and kidnapping charges lol. Stretch your butthole out before prison to make your first night easier.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway thanks for reading my story anons

    Hope she turns up. If thread hasnt 404ed and something happens, I'll post it.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh ask ur apt security if they saw anything, chexck front d3sk if she left, start knocking on neighbors, none of that works call the cops, theres some killer in ur apts or its gunna be blamed on you

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