Say hello to mechanically separated chicken.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets or patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts and all. It comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's from Teletubbies
    >Yfw Teletubbies was predicative programming for the future they have in store for us

    You will live in the pod under the earth as a troony tubby goyim and wave to the sun with the Klaus baby in it every morning

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that's from cat in the Hat. But I do know what you're talking about too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      one thing they got wrong was the white sun baby but they fixed that one in the release

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry the Teletubbies reboot coming up will give the baby the correct racially positive identity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody have the Tumblr screenshot where the reply is "b***h that's the tubby custard machine"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God dammit I had a NSFFW screen shot of the teletubbies being predictive programming for the NWO but I have no idea where it's saved. Have a dark teletubbies inspired metal music video that I found in that same thread.

      ?si=_Yg4bLWLYhIvAYlp

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i WILL eat the tubby tustard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look up teletubbies for the first time probably in my life
      >first time seeing them since I was 4 years old

      holy shit they are actually scary. Like, legitimately terrifying. I am scared of teletubbies.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if it has some larvae and rocks in its gizzard?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that pathological need for the attention your dad starved you of for being a soft handed homosexual getting to you again?

    shit fricking thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shit fricking thread

      Created by Chick Fil-A fanbois

      The best chicken supposedly

      The company that hates gays competing with Mc Donalds plays everyone the fool and creates a pink chicken nugget insider infomercial

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Pink Slime" is banned in the EU and Canada
    not my problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've worked for a frozen food industry and i've seen it, in spain, where it's "banned" a giant cube of mashed kinda solid chicken that doesn't smell bad but doesn't smell like regular chicken, turbo gross, buy your meat on your local butchery.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I love my butchers, go in and we just shoot the shit for a while because it's not busy in the morning. And the smell, and the sawdust, It's all just amazing.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We Love Fortnite! We love Fortnite!!!!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's pink because the red blood and white meat = pink slop

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldnt eat fast food, but this shit is objectively false and has been unironically deboonked a billion times.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You actually could have made an articulate point, but instead you just posted a chain email from 2010
    >Mechanically separated meat is a paste-like or batter-like meat product created by forcing unstripped bones under high pressure through a type of sieve to separate edible meat tissue (including tendons and muscle fiber) from the bones. Contrary to what is claimed above, the process does not involve the grinding up of entire animal carcasses ("bones, eyes, guts, and all") into one large, amorphous glob of meat; it is a technique for removing what is left on the bones of a carcass after all other processing has been completed. Also, although beef producers commonly treat meat products with small amounts of ammonium hydroxide as an anti-microbial agent, meat and poultry processors do not routinely soak MSM or MSP in ammonia.
    >MSM is typically used in cheaper meat products (such as hot dogs, chicken nuggets, and frozen dinners) which need not retain the appearance, shape, or texture of "regular" meat. In order to satisfy consumer preferences, food producers may utilize additives in MSM-derived products in order to alter their color, taste, or texture.
    >Due to concerns over the spread of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (commonly known as "mad cow disease"), the sale of MSM-derived beef products for human consumption in the U.S. was banned in 2004

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A meat product known as "boneless lean beef trimmings" (BLBT) or "lean finely textured beef," pejoratively referred to as "pink slime," is often confused with mechanically separated meat, although it is produced by a different process. In order to extract pricer lean beef from less valuable, fattier trimmings, centrifuges are used to separate the fat out of the meat trimmings, and the resulting lean beef is then squeezed through small tubes, where it is exposed to a small amount of ammonia gas, producing a pinkish substance. Unlike MSM, lean beef trimmings are legal for sale in the U.S., although they are mixed in with other meat products (usually ground beef) and generally do not comprise more than 25 percent of the final meat products purchased by end consumers.
      >Critics contend that BLBT is an undesirable food product because it is more like gelatin than meat, and that because it is produced from low-grade trimmings most susceptible to contamination (such as those taken from areas close to the hide of the cow, which are highly exposed to fecal matter), it must be treated with ammonia to make it safe to eat. The American Meat Institute maintains that the characterization of BLBT as a sub-standard food product are unfounded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      McDonalds Chicken McNuggets are absolutely not made from pink slime you reddithomosexual self-righteouspiece of shit.
      >Each and every one of our Chicken McNuggets® is made with USDA-inspected boneless white-meat chicken—cut from the chicken breast, tenderloins and rib meat.
      https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/faq/do-you-use-so-called--pink-slime--or--pink-goop--in-your-chicken-mcnuggets.html

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I left that quote out. I didn't think I needed to include it, you're absolutely right
        >MSM is typically used in cheaper meat products (such as hot dogs, chicken nuggets, and frozen dinners) which need not retain the appearance, shape, or texture of "regular" meat. In order to satisfy consumer preferences, food producers may utilize additives in MSM-derived products in order to alter their color, taste, or texture.

        (Although McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are typically offered as an example of a popular MSP-based food, since 2003 that product has been made with all white meat rather than MSP.)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit on the McNuggets because it used to be that 5 nuggets would taste like white meat and 1 would taste like dark meat.
          The "all white meat" ruined the awesome dark meat surprise.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mcdonalds.com
        >We've investigated ourselves and have found no wrongdoing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spread misinformatiom again and we will arrest you goy. T. McDonalds

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mechanically separate my DICK you homosexual

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wasting time attacking this instead of HFCS and SBO

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's still animal protein from chicken and not bugs.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hands off my tendies!

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fwiw the bones are separated. The carcasses that vare left over after being processed get ground up along with the trim scraps, then that premium blend gets sent through a pipe with several orifices, centrifugal force blows the bone chunks outwards and they get sent to a different process. Somewhat you end up with is small chunk of meat, fat, cartilage, and marrow. This gets pulverized into the paste you know and love. Also this can be pre or post cook depending on the plant. Some places will also separate the fat before or after, to add it back in controlled portions during the final shaping/portioning phase. The pink slime looks gross yeah, but there's nothing really unhealthy about it(until they load it up with preservatives)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't give a frick. i don't want to eat reconstituted pepto bismol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay. I mean you'll eat it off the bone but you won't eat it when somebody else unbones it for you. Alright.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello tumblr. It's been a decade, huh?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You based this thread on a 15 year old meme picture of ice cream.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bones don't come out. The machine literally squeezes the meat off the bone. Offal goes to pet food, at least it does in my country. Must suck to have such abysmal food safety standards.
    t. butcher who has used one of these machines

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets or patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts and all. It comes out looking like this.
    Sounds like how you make sausage.

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