should i learn tarot and astrology to get laid? does this work?

should i learn tarot and astrology to get laid? does this work?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play the cards and find out

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a troony at my Starbucks that does it and even though his penis doesn't work, he enjoys getting women near him.
    It's one of those trans-bians.
    I don't think it's able to get you laid, it just makes women drop their guard.

    Usually they realize he's a disgusting 30 year old loser with tube breasts and a weird burning hatred of his parents that let him stay in their place.

    The worst part is he has an ex wife and kid. He abandoned those for tube breasts and castration.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, but he gets hot chicks around him because of the cards? are the chicks ugly or hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the most part, they're like 5s, there was a 6.
        Last one was a 3 because she looked like an adult baby with a wig.

        kek trannies truly are vile creatures
        Even people who "support" trannies secretly despise them, even if they aren't fully aware of it

        It's like fish subconsciously realizing an Alligator Snapping Turtle's tongue isn't a worm. I don't know what it's called, but detecting shit like that is cool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek trannies truly are vile creatures
      Even people who "support" trannies secretly despise them, even if they aren't fully aware of it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao he sounds fricking gross. All transbian means is, "I can't get any as a man, so I need to pump myself up with female hormones for a crumb of stale pussy"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet he dunks shortbread in his drinks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that a euphemism

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It seems like it, hey? For some reason I imagined lots of floaters in his drinks from all the shortbread dunking.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When girls learn that im pisces most get the ick? :c although i like my big 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fellow pisces here, what's big 3? are you a virgin?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what's big 3
        sun, moon and ascendant sign
        >are you a virgin?
        take a guess

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any kind of wizardry works like this as an icebreaker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic not wizardry wizard would be some or something that knows all their is to know about the subject

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh right, well, replace with whatever word you want

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read my tarot cards, if you're good I'll frick your bumhole

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it doesn't

    You need more than that, almost like becoming a full performer instead of just learning to read cards

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn it because you're interested... it'll be more fun that way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to show your knowledge by interpreting my natal chart anon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can have a look but no promises it'll be any good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It can take hours to look through. I can try to look at whatever stands out though

          what does this mean anon, how fricked am I

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So here's some stuff:
            Big childhood wound. People pleaser. Taking care of your mothers anxiety maybe. Fear of intimacy due to this.
            Any relationships you have will be rushed and break off quickly until your older. Weird relationships too. Not conventional.
            High sex drive but for weird shit. You'll probably settle for a weirdo because they let do the weird fetishes with them.

            Learning is good. Studying people. Studying the stuff that brings you pleasure (all your weird stuff?). Whoever you're with changes you.. likely get lost easily in others (people pleasing again).

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how long did this take you? if you still have time and motivation can u do mine?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You and the last guy are born on the same date.
            It took about 40 minutes? It takes a lot of energy. There's just so much to look at. Not always sure where to focus. I'll have a look. I'm not doing anymore after this.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You and the last guy are born on the same date.
            i know mentioned that in a prev reply
            >It took about 40 minutes? It takes a lot of energy.
            then thank you, i hope you have at least fun during it when it takes much energy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            cool same birthday anon, being 24 in a week is fricking scary to me, but I'm way more calm now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here's some stuff:
            Low self-esteem. Swinging between that and trying to dominate others as a remedy for that (likely get sex this way). Quick to anger. Shame around masculinity due to that.
            People misunderstand your intentions when you communicate.
            Your friends make you feel home and calm all the anger but you'll probably only notice that when you get over the self-esteem/dominating thing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you again for taking your time, anon
            >Low self-esteem
            yes
            >trying to dominate others as a remedy for that (likely get sex this way)
            think it manifests a bit differently that you said but it goes into that direction
            >Shame around masculinity due to that.
            there is something there that i still need to explore myself
            >Your friends make you feel home
            love them

            What would you say about my sun(pisces) and moon(aries) combination, is there any symbolic meaning to it? They somehow feel very contradictive to me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not so fitting then? I put most of my energy into the first reading, sorry and I'm winging it too. It's hit and miss.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's fitting. the core is very fitting, it's just that some of the things you said manifest a bit differently

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How's it manifest then?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it's a strange combo. The sun is meant to be the more masculine force (moon relies on the sun to be seen) but yours are reversed and your moon is the more masculine here. Similar with Venus and Mars. Reversed polarity.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The sun is meant to be the more masculine force (moon relies on the sun to be seen) but yours are reversed and your moon is the more masculine here
            that is what was contradictive to me and the idea that ones represents the dissolusion of the self while the for the individuated self. still thinking what this means for me
            >Similar with Venus and Mars. Reversed polarity.
            what about them? what do you mean by reversed polarity?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean venus is generally feminine and mars masculine but you have your venus as the more masculine here.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I mean venus is generally feminine and mars masculine but you have your venus as the more masculine here.
            ah understand, just asked myself how sag for mars would be feminine, but in comparison to venus yes.

            How's it manifest then?

            >How's it manifest then?
            >Low self-esteem
            that was spot on
            >trying to dominate others as a remedy for that (likely get sex this way)
            there is truth to wanting power play (mostly sexual) but i don't wanna be in the dominating role
            >Shame around masculinity due to that
            there was more a shame in me that i have also parts that are not so masculine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah, I see. I had things wrong then, I think but still good if you got something from it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I had things wrong then
            at least for me the essence sounded true, again thank you for it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            scary stuff, what kind of books did you read to learn? yeah I'm a people pleaser I think i got it from my dad being locked up in prison and me being the youngest and only male, had to suffer a lot of psychological abuse from the women. I do have weird fetishes, rape and feet were some of the first things that made me get a boner. Yeah the only gf I ever had at age 11-12 I broke up with in under a week because I felt like I was pressured into it and having a gf felt suffocating I do this with friendships too it's a suffocating feeling. Probably will settle for a weirdo that girl was a normie church girl now that she's grown she acts ghetto since this state is full of blacks, also yeah that's why I tend to lock myself in my room I feel like I lose myself with everyone around me, always having to carry the mood or the idea it fricking sucks, feels like I got thrown into an abyss from the womb. Currently studying occult topics I made this thread kek. I've had a few paranormal things happen to me and I used to think astrology or tarot, law of attraction stuff was for morons but the older I get the more open minded I become

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ahh yeah, so it fit then.
            I just read various things. Look up aspects and understand the planets and signs (or a video to make the chart make sense if you're not sure what you're looking at). The rest is intuitive. If you study your chart enough, you'll find a point where everything connects. I've been looking at my own for over a decade.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            very cool need to look into it more soon then, just yesterday I ran into this guys stuff his name is Max Heindel I like his work so far this is one of his books I kept having dreams to learn astrology, what does your belief system align with the most? hermeticism ?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heard that name before.
            I've looked at a lot of stuff. I'm not really sure. I honestly don't look at this stuff much anymore but I went through decades of just studying esoteric and religious anything. It's just a big mess in my head now and I usually just try to simplify everything into plain language.. more drawn to that now too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i feel that there is so much, currently sucked into this book as of now it's really deep, the author was born on feb 27 as well

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I assume you might like this guys way of thinking too

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can take hours to look through. I can try to look at whatever stands out though

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It can take hours to look through. I can try to look at whatever stands out though
          how long would this take you, don't wanna spam you with it when it takes more than 10 mins or so

          [...]
          what does this mean anon, how fricked am I

          ok you were faster lol. also nice birthday, you are exactly one year older than me

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm only looking at one at the moment. It takes me ages.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            then i won't give you more work, but still thanks for giving the offer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have a thread for this on /x/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They have a thread for this on /x/
            you don't get any replies there. here only me and another anon wanted their char analysed and not 50 other anons too lol

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The kinds of insane BPD prostitutes into this shit will cite their star sign as justification for fricking you over and cheating on you.

    But sure, go for it OP.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Astrology is moronic, learn Alchemy instead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      alchemy came from astrology and other occultims/esotericism

      cool same birthday anon, being 24 in a week is fricking scary to me, but I'm way more calm now

      i'm fine being 23 in a week. live goes on and i enjoy it

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of subscribing to fictional copeshit - or pretending you do in an attempt to attract women - you should simply Lanzamaxx.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarot cards can be interesting because they have powerful archetypes attached to them, but the divination spiel is obviously bullshit. Just search online for tarot resources and memorize all the buzzwords

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh If I could a sneeder for a day
    I'd sow my seed the feed and easy way
    I wouldn't have to suck I'd let the chuck man pay

    If I could be a sneeder for a day

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to know a bit about astrology back then as well as a tiny bit of tarot
    it doesn't work like that anon, most people don't give much of a frick, lol

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > does this work?
    no, but it might help you identify your stand

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It definitely works, but the huge downside is you'll be sticking your dick in crazy. That never ends well. Only do it if you're going for a hookup and NOT a relationship. Be sure to wear a condom. If you want a true gf, avoid all the astrology bs. It's all based in self-fulfilling prophesy and a desire to feel like you're "in control" of your own life if you live in a chaotic household or environment.

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