Should Masturbation Be A Crime?

If so, what should the punishment be? I think 6 months in prison, behanding and a 5 year sex offender registration for a first offence is fitting. Rising to 5 years in prison, behanding (other hand) and a 10 year sex offender registration for second offence. Finally, for a third offence, life sentence in prison, beheaded followed by posthumous sex offender eternal registration and sex offender engraved on your tombstone. Thoughts? Also have a nice day if you disagree.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Yes, a thousand times, YES!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jp6X7su.jpg

      If so, what should the punishment be? I think 6 months in prison, behanding and a 5 year sex offender registration for a first offence is fitting. Rising to 5 years in prison, behanding (other hand) and a 10 year sex offender registration for second offence. Finally, for a third offence, life sentence in prison, beheaded followed by posthumous sex offender eternal registration and sex offender engraved on your tombstone. Thoughts? Also have a nice day if you disagree.

      Who Is This Man?

      crime requires a victim?
      who is the victim?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Crime does not actually require a victim.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this homosexual not banned yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Answer my question.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Coomers are fricking stupid, but cutting off their hand? Real white people don't act like that but I know your a israelite mr samuel benjamin.

        GAS THIS israelite PLZ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Sage

          >Responding to a memeflag

          Hi newfriend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm drinking alcohol with the hand I jerk off with
        I do no work with these hands either. I drink and jack off all day
        U mad?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who Is This Man?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's almost harvesting season

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do I do about sexual emergencies?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anything as long as it isn’t masturbation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So rape is acceptable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rape, I think it's legal in france.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go back to roddit

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHA

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    Also, you are a israelite. I hope you get brutally raped in your shot stained butthole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am not a israelite and have never claimed to be.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Answer my question.

        >weird sperg makes another thread
        You will never reproduce.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Into the chambers with you benny boy.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    all fields

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they fricking nerfed her muscles

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up. Speak when spoken to, dog.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For you, dont breed. Thx

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Answer my question.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm copying the spell from this video and casting it on you, you did this to yourself.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally jerking off to the idea you're upset at me jerking off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masturbation is a mental illness.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They used to lock people who jerk offd up in mental asylums. In 50 years time I expect smearing shit all over yourself to be considered normal and healthy behavior by general society.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They used to lock people who jerk offd up in mental asylums
          https://homo.xxx/videos/29554/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are crazy

    • 3 weeks ago
      sage

      OP is a homosexual, but you're a homosexual and a coomer so you're even WORSE than OP. That;s horrible.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I’m drinking vodka on my couch right now and I yanked my crank this morning. Come and get me you wienersmoker.

      Based.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna jerk off and you cant do shit about it, gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For now. 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, forever. Seethe and cope sandBlack person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          100 years ago you would be locked in a padded cell in a mental asylum for admitting you jerk offd. It’s only a matter of time until a return to normalcy transpires. 🙂

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            100 years ago we would've drenched your corpse in pigs blood before throwing it off the city walls so lets both be glad how enlightened we became you towelhead camelfricker, eh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am neither Arab nor Muslim. Why do you keep strawmanning with this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the shitskin truly believes hes an authority on the topic of how people should conduct their lives. lol if they had their way we wouldnt have electricity

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >100 years ago you would be locked in a padded cell in a mental asylum for admitting you jerk offd.
            Imagine how they would had punished you there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you have that image saved on your computer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because he is a jerk offr and alcoholdrinker. Sick frick.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a theory that those who oppose masturbation when it has nothing to do with them have something wrong with their genitals so they don't want others to enjoy theirs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmmmmm.... interesting theory. What about the fact theyre so autistic that they just dont enjoy the feeling of masturbation? or sex? even though sex is pretty different

      Shut up. Speak when spoken to, dog.

      cry about it fricking raghead lmao

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is such a homosexual but you can't deny he is the ultimate coomer salt farmer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coomers and boozeheads are both severely mentally ill and almost impossibly weak mentally and physically. It doesn’t take much to incite them. They are morons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's the punishment for your gf yanking your crane? Does she get punished or do you get punished?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That never happens, non-issue. Next question.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so it would be allowed since "it never happens" i see what you did there (;

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol why are you here, loser? nothing better to do? what causes some moron like you to go on the internet and start b***hing to complete strangers as if he's in any place to tell people what to do? why should we listen to you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind that, what about your gf diddling herself, should that also carry a death sentence

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, nothing wrong with female masturbation. It makes them weaker so it should be encouraged at all costs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it makes them weaker
            >muh precious bodily fluids
            Be fricking serious lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            please elaborate anon, you cant just speak bullshit and expect not to get called out for it. Or are you just an attention prostitute saying stuff you KNOW is completely moronic because you want (You)'s? are you seriously that deprived of attention?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            incredibly fricking based. I'm team Samuel now. Praise Allah

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if I have the ultimate setup to never get caught jerking off? Like motion sensor cameras aimed at my driveway connected to speakers in my house that make a loud noise when someones coming so I know when to put away my peter?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mandatory blood tests or hooking your penis up with a chip that's always online and if you cut yourself off from that network your head explodes into a thousand pieces.

            If this is too brutal then soon AI will be able to distinguish coomers from non coomers by a simple image of your face.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will be killed.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A crime? I think we have more serious things to worry about. But thanks.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masturbation is a symptom of something else wrong in ones life.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you always post your face? is jerking off the new thing you will spam every day? whats your fricking problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jerking off needs be illegal you stupid fricking crabcel.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a haircut incel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should be forced to get a haircut (Legally through the state)

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will this be the masturbattle slaughterhouse this time?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Offtopic. Cease and desist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Total Alcohol Jihad!!!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerk offr Annihilation

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should cultural sellouts have an opinion on /misc/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In what way am I a cultural sellout? My culture is hating masturbation and alcohol and all who partake of either.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In what way
        Flag
        Hair
        Face
        Opinion
        You are second only to Tate threads. You need to go back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weak cultures deserve to die.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As do race traitors, israelites, muzzies, Black folk and pakis.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If so, what should the punishment be? I think 6 months in prison, behanding and a 5 year sex offender registration for a first offence is fitting. Rising to 5 years in prison, behanding (other hand) and a 10 year sex offender registration for second offence. Finally, for a third offence, life sentence in prison, beheaded followed by posthumous sex offender eternal registration and sex offender engraved on your tombstone. Thoughts? Also have a nice day if you disagree.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This schizo guy again lol. Imagine being white and wishing you were Pakistani hahaha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he's a nonce who converted in jail because it's allowed in Islam. He's got rule 43 written all over that mongoloid face of his

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being an influencer should be illegal. Porn, news, video games. That's all the internet should be

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you going to police it?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA homosexual SOME TEQUILA SELTZER YE SHITBAG, RIGHT NOW I AM DOWNING 5 MORE DRINKS IN YOUR NAME YA c**t.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    also guess what gayit i am married and I drink so you must sethe ta fnkingh cubth bag

  32. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    OH YEAH BABY I AM JUST STARTIN, 5 MORE DRINKS TO GO OH YEAH BABY FCKIN homosexual HAHAHAHA LIL WEE MILKDRINKING homosexual

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Should Masturbation Be A Crime?
    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      alcoholic

      i am like hios wors enavoy brah like frick shit piss

  34. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    WEW HUE HOW YA LIKE DEM APPLES YA FREAK FRICKIN FREAK YOU CANT EVEN HOLD YA LIQUOR CAN YA YA FREAK, GOING DOWN TO FREAKY TOWN GONNA DRINK YA TO THE GROUND YE WEE homosexual

  35. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    If so, what should the punishment be? I think 6 gigaliters in prison, besobering and a 5 year sober offender registration for a first offence is fitting. Rising to 5 years in drink, besobering (other drink) and a 10 year sober offender registration for second offence. Finally, for a third offence, life sentence in drink, besobered followed by posthumous sober offender eternal registration and sober offender engraved on your tombstone. Thoughts? Also have a nice day if you disagree.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    BIG HOSS GONA CRY LIKE A WEE BABY gayOG

  37. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    Black person

  38. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    homosexual
    heeb
    c**t
    sissy
    c**t
    shit
    piss
    gay
    queer
    Black personed

  39. 3 weeks ago
    alcoholic

    how ya like ya thread now big hoss gonna like these
    shit
    piss
    heeb
    israelite
    israelite
    homosexual
    c**t
    shit piss
    gay?
    shittin up ya gay threda nig gayo

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcoholdrinker Moment

    • 3 weeks ago
      alcoholic

      ye gay shit bag, can handle ye liquor can he ?can a man who does not know how to handle his liquor a man
      , i say nay he aint no man but a sissy limp wristed homosexual, look at ye chin laddy., billy goat scuffed should be ye name ye chinwagging queer

    • 3 weeks ago
      alcoholic

      and ye be mad aint ye, little twat, mad with rage that a man who suckles upon the ambrosia be a better man than ye i say ye milkdrinkin teat suckin c**t.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this lil homie's face like you wouldnt believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Jealous? It’s unbecoming 🙂

      • 3 weeks ago
        alcoholic

        i know i am gettin to ye you freak, ye know ye ancestors be laughin at the weaklin taht ye be, ye homosexual QUEER. a SIGHT of the spirit make ye rabid ya dog. A dog who dont know how to lap up his share ye DOG faced mongrel. Be accursed ye ignorant ape, be accursed to ye fate YA DOG

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and ye be mad aint ye, little twat, mad with rage that a man who suckles upon the ambrosia be a better man than ye i say ye milkdrinkin teat suckin c**t.

          ye gay shit bag, can handle ye liquor can he ?can a man who does not know how to handle his liquor a man
          , i say nay he aint no man but a sissy limp wristed homosexual, look at ye chin laddy., billy goat scuffed should be ye name ye chinwagging queer

          I'm drinking alcohol with the hand I jerk off with
          I do no work with these hands either. I drink and jack off all day
          U mad?

          WEW HUE HOW YA LIKE DEM APPLES YA FREAK FRICKIN FREAK YOU CANT EVEN HOLD YA LIQUOR CAN YA YA FREAK, GOING DOWN TO FREAKY TOWN GONNA DRINK YA TO THE GROUND YE WEE homosexual

          Wait. Are you quoting Willem Dafoe from The Lighthouse here?

          • 3 weeks ago
            alcoholic

            no but ye be marked with the sissy ye gay bastard. No mount of nothin going to make you feel better. Ye curse ye ancestors so ye curse ye fate ya dog and ye understand it ye do. No woman be lookin in ye breeches no man to be ye brother but ye own mind going pinging round an empty room, YE DOG

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, you post a thread saying to ban alcohol daily because you were molested by someone that just happened to drink.

            You're fricked in the head, I don't care, I'm going to drink and jack off whenever I want

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alcohol is a sickness and plague that goes hand in hand with masturbation, an even greater evil. Enjoy both while you can, because I’d happily cut you down where you stand for either (once it becomes legal to, through the State, following a change in law).

            Ticktock 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All hail the Alcoholslayer!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll get you drunk so you will feel comfortable without crying every time your little peepee gets touched.
            Why do you blame yourself for getting molested

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Project more, by all means.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing should be a crime unless it's theft or murder

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You crave attention like a woman. Frick off the internet, lying about spreading a message, be a man. You only make these for dopamine rushed responses.

    >WOWZERS THERE GOES ALCOHOL IS BAD ANON, I KNOW HES LOOK LIKE A FRICK UGLY FETAL ALCOHOL AFFLICTED GOLLUM BUT HIS MESSAGE SURE IS BASTE HAHA XDD

    Stop seeking attention you fricking ugly ass woman. You're weak

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Death to jerk offrs and Alcoholdrinkers.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    now kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malakas.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    JIDF Girl <3

    No.
    Take your meds Amhed.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day mudslim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skinny mud? What kind of an insult is that? Lay off the booze, jerk offr.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shalom rabbi, lkheym

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imbecile.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did you last jerk off anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      December 31, 2022. I have been on Eternal Nofap since 00:00:00 on January 1, 2023. 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you should be behanded for your crimes no?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, because the laws have not passed yet. It only applies from the point the law passes. Jesus why are you people so fricking moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No, because the laws have not passed yet.

            So? You did the crime, you need to be behanded and put on a sex offenders register.

            I think this law should be applied retroactively if it comes with such harsh punishments that suggest its an act against nature.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No laws are retroactive. Even child rapists only get served sentences that were in place at the time they committed the crimes. Which is why you got those cases of old men who had raped kids when they were like 30 only getting slaps on the wrist.

            Retroactive justice is not a thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some laws are. This is actually the basis of the common law system where a judge decides that something committed was a crime even if there's no laws on the books against it, thereby setting a new precedent in common law.

            And all criminal laws should be. A crime is a crime even if committed before a law was passed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, no laws are. Name a single law applied retroactively. Go on, I’ll wait… Fricktard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_post_facto_law

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I asked you to give me a single example of such a law. Name a single law that is applied retroactively.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Some common-law jurisdictions do not permit retroactive criminal legislation, though new precedent generally applies to events that occurred before the judicial decision. Ex post facto laws are expressly forbidden by the United States Constitution in Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3 (with respect to federal laws) and Article 1, Section 10 (with respect to state laws).
            Ex post facto criminalization is prohibited by Article 7 of the European Convention on Human Rights, Article 15(1) of the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights,[2] and Article 9 of the American Convention on Human Rights.

            Next time read your own fricking link.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Australia
            edit
            Australia has no strong constitutional prohibition on ex post facto laws, although narrowly retrospective laws might violate the constitutional separation of powers principle. Australian courts normally interpret statutes with a strong presumption that they do not apply retrospectively.

            Retrospective laws designed to prosecute what was perceived to have been a blatantly unethical means of tax avoidance were passed in the early 1980s by the Fraser government (see Bottom of the harbour tax avoidance). Similarly, legislation criminalising certain war crimes retrospectively has been held to be constitutional (see Polyukhovich v Commonwealth).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, so they don’t do it, and when they do it it’s for crimes without sentencing and even then it is extremely controversial.

            Imbecile.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyukhovich_v_Commonwealth

            Also nuremburg trials

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those aren’t Ex Post Facto. Jesus, just stop fricking talking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Canada sex offender registry, which went into effect on December 15, 2004, is somewhat retroactive. When the registry was created, all offenders who were on the Ontario sex offender registry, which was created in 2001, were required to register on the national registry. In addition, sex offenders in all provinces who were serving a sentence (whether imprisoned or on probation or parole) on December 15, 2004, were required to register, regardless of when their offense and conviction occurred.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still not even an example of Ex Post Facto. You really are a pathetic, desperate c**t, aren’t you. What’s your IQ, do you think? 80s at best, I’d reckon. Lay off the booze and masturbation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Article 90 of the Constitution of Croatia states that "only individual provisions of a law may have a retroactive effect for exceptionally justified reasons".

            With the severity of your punishments, i think croatia would have exceptionally justified reasons to apply your law retroactively

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Following the liberation of Denmark from Nazi occupation in 1945, the Folketing, heavily influenced by the Frihedsråd, passed a special law (Lov Nr. 259 af 1. Juni 1945 om Tillæg til Borgerlig Straffelov angaaende Forræderi og anden landsskadelig Virksomhed, colloquially landsforræderloven (the traitor law) or strafferetstillægget (the penal code addendum)), temporarily reintroducing the death penalty (previously abolished in 1930) for acts of treason committed during German occupation. Passed on 1 June 1945, the law applied to actions performed subsequent to 9 April 1940, unless those actions were done under orders from the government prior to 29 August 1943. With this authorization, 103 death sentences were issued, of which 46 were carried out.[18]

            Don’t care. It won’t be retroactive like I said from the beginning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Following the Finnish Civil War of 1918, the Parliament of Finland passed a law setting up tribunals to try suspected rebels. These tribunals issued death sentences in many cases, although very few of those accused could have committed a crime that carried the death penalty under Finnish law in force during the war. Several hundred people were executed under what was arguably an ex post facto legal arrangement. During the war, and before the tribunals were set up, thousands of people had been executed without trial by both sides. However, once this phase of the civil war ended, amnesty laws were passed. Thus, the legality of the actions of the government or the participants of either side of the war cannot be legally contested anymore.
            After World War II, Finland was under pressure to convict political leaders whom the Allied powers considered responsible for Finnish involvement in the war. An ex post facto law was passed in the autumn of 1945 to permit prosecution for war responsibility, and eventually eight politicians were convicted. In another post-war case, the weapons cache case, an ex post facto law was passed in 1947 so that military personnel could be prosecuted for unofficially preparing for guerrilla resistance in case of Soviet occupation.
            During World War II, desertion, draft dodging and conscientious objection were punishable by death or jail. Amnesty laws were passed after World War II to free deserters and draft dodgers from imprisonment and further prosecution and allow them to return home without further legal consequences.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you admit that retroactive justice is a thing now and that you are the moron here?

            Why wouldnt your law be passed retroactively? The harsh punishments suggest it should be

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not a thing anywhere worth living, no. And even where it is “technically” a thing it’s effectively never used in practice, not in the way you are suggesting anyway.
            Okay. Final response to you. Not wasting anymore time with you. I’ll pass a retroactive law beheading you for being a little b***h.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your prophet sucks wiener in hell along with your ancestors

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seeing as all european countries have passed ex post facto laws at somepoint, usually in relation to things determined to require severe punishments, im sure your shithole country has probably also done it/still does it too. And your law due to the severity of the punishment would qualify too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Following the liberation of Denmark from Nazi occupation in 1945, the Folketing, heavily influenced by the Frihedsråd, passed a special law (Lov Nr. 259 af 1. Juni 1945 om Tillæg til Borgerlig Straffelov angaaende Forræderi og anden landsskadelig Virksomhed, colloquially landsforræderloven (the traitor law) or strafferetstillægget (the penal code addendum)), temporarily reintroducing the death penalty (previously abolished in 1930) for acts of treason committed during German occupation. Passed on 1 June 1945, the law applied to actions performed subsequent to 9 April 1940, unless those actions were done under orders from the government prior to 29 August 1943. With this authorization, 103 death sentences were issued, of which 46 were carried out.[18]

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Would you support this law if it meant it had to be applied retroactively?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m not entertaining your moronic unreality.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Answer the question. Lets say you are the first case of the application of this in common law and your case would set a precedent for future cases to be judged by. Would you support this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, but it’s not going to be applied retroactively anyway, you fricking moron. Eat shit and die. Filth.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So youd accept being behanded and put on a sex offenders registry in order for your law to be instated?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If it was the only way, yeah. But that’s not how it will be implemented. Everyone will be granted amnesty for pre-law masturbation and alcoholdrinking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. I hope the law gets passed then from a common law precedent on your case.

            And then no one enforces it because of the sheer stupidity of trying to behand the entire human population, leaving you the only person behanded by it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It won’t be, but hope on. Great use of your time there, by the way. That’s 15 minutes of your miserable existence you will never get back. And you achieved absolutely nothing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            15 minutes well spent as i got to learn more about ex post facto law whilst enraging a seething paki

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So I can keep yanking it until there's a law passed?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you wish. You can keep drinking too. But once the Day comes, know you will face atrocity upon continuing. 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            K keep me posted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh you will be hearing from me very regularly and in great detail (with myriad face pics) going forward 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but let me know when the law passes. I'm happy for your born again status though. Good for you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would strongly suggest getting a headstart by training yourself to go teetotal and nofap in the time you have left. Who knows, you might even enjoy it and feel better :^)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm good. Glad it works for you though. You seem perfectly stable and well adjusted

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I assure you my mentall illness and emotional instability has nothing to do with being an Eternal Nofapper and teetotaler. In fact, it is because I am surrounded by people who are not forced to nofap and be teetotal that I am so full of rage and hatred and anguish. If we just made these things illegal and started mass executing (legally) people who did them I would be so happy and at peace. 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah sorry I'm not about to let you self-diagnose the cause of your rage and instability. Nobody gives a shit about your feelings and I hope to God you don't somehow gain political influence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I will, believe me. It is Written In the Stars. 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People who have a political future are actually out doing things. They aren't sitting around spamming message boards all day.

          • 2 weeks ago
            sage

            No we won't

            If you wish. You can keep drinking too. But once the Day comes, know you will face atrocity upon continuing. 🙂

            No he won't

            Just get the frick outta here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, It's not worth your time entertaining this fool.

            You're just stressing yourself out.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off homosexual.
    If you have high T not wanking makes you violent and angry. It's natural and you are a low T homosexual go rape your wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t have a wife you imbecile, no woman would so much as haze upon my splendor, let alone manhandle me.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats up gay paki. You stopped sucking dicks while drunk I see but now you cant stop jerking off to gay porn. The struggle never ends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yet more projection.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be one of the most joyless people I've encountered online. No wanking, no booze, I presume you're anti drug, probably anti music and anti art. Just misery and Amish beards ask day long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Already said I would legalize all drugs BUT alcohol and all sex acts BUT masturbation. 🙂
      I will only ban masturbation and alcohol and punish them SEVERELY in a GENOCIDAL CAMPAIGN OF EXTERMINATION!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *all

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, also the flag is just as i had expected kek.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israelite

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, It shouldn't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gonna do that. Also, it's illegal to encourage suicide.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t encourage suicide. I said kys 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you did encourage me to commit suicide, becasue kys is an acronym for "have a nice day" Just like you said in your OP, when you posted "Also have a nice day if you disagree.." If I was really depressed, and you told me to kill myself, and I really did, they could actually track you down online and charge you with a crime for that, in my country.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kys is an acronym for a lot of things 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You would only get off with that technicality in your own head.
            Any competent agent, would be able to piece two and two together, to put together the context, to understand that you're just telling me to kill myself (for disagreeing with you)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be honest, any competent agent wouldn’t be wasting his time chasing a charge like this that he knows would have very little chance of success in court. But if pretending this would happen brings you some kind of comfort or makes you feel like you have scored some kind of point, have at it I guess…

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kys is the Danish word for kiss.
            Don't kiss men, that's gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, kys can mean a lot of things. 🙂

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I will achieve my ends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will continue LARPing on NSFFW. If those are "your ends", then yes, sure, you will achieve them, or, to be more correct, you've already achieved them, as you're in the process of LARPing right now.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well if you bend over and stretch your butthole for me, maybe we can reach some consensus you what i am sayin...

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Should masturbation be a crime?
    YES!
    >If so, what should the punishment be?
    20 minute wiener massage by big titted Muslim women

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masturbation helps the globalists. There is less chance of tiny demon meat eaters being grown. So, it is a win win. Unless you're a beta low testosterone male (i.e, genetic waste), then you know what it's like dealing with blue balls. Most young males can't function past 24 hours without sexual release, they're hardwired to survive by replicating their dna through reproduction. It's the same as trying not to eat for 72 hours, or sitting in isolation for that period it's torture. But of course, as a beta male like OP he won't get it.

    How about we just stop being soft as a society and admit eugenics is a good thing? We all secretly agree with it. We are so sick of seeing beta mentally ill men and obese moronic women have mentally ill and physically repulsive children who have loads of problems. Maybe one day, we will have strong leaders who have some balls and admit our world isn't sustainable. The reason we have loads of mentally ill LGBT shit is because of unregulated breeding, that's also why we have posts from OP like this. Triggered!! He wants everyone to suffer because he hates women because of rejection and wants everyone else to suffer so he can feel like he isn't the problem.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Stimky

    I play with my ding ding too much

  60. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    As usual, OP is a homosexual.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link the thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what percentage of the male population do you reckon jerks off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It matters not, we have nukes 🙂

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your an insufferable twat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your
      Embarrassing…

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you're not just a former alcoholic but a former coomer as well? It's obvious that you are weak and assume everybody is as weak as you, so you want to regulate their behavior because you wish meteorite yahweh would have regulated yours

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this ugly moron always on the 'logue?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    give me a virgin wife and I'll stop
    >you can't, most western women are prostitutes

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Should Masturbation Be A Crime?
    yes

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is a crime towards your soul and it bars you from entering heaven, least you have some virtues that are exceptional and God pardons you but that's the exception rather than the rule.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you from one of those countries that think it's ok to have sex with little boys or are you from one of them that justifies sex with little girls?

    Or are you from one of them where sex with animals is ok?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pakistan
      >Japan
      >Canada
      amirite?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A cargo ship sails at least two weeks across the ocean. You're going to ask the entire crew not to jerk off? It would kill international trade.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is a white as snow ScotBlack person bulbhead the #1 pro-islam shill in the history of internet shilling? Did muhammed put you up to this? Is he threatening to post photos of you with a mouthful of sandBlack person dicks if you don't spread your cheeks and the islamic faith? Or are you really just a low 60's IQ teenage decision regretter?

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